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#1
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
Yesterday at 04:13:22 PM
I just watched the Hegseth confirmation hearings and now I want bad things to happen to my country.
#2
Or Kill Me / Re: THINGS TO COME
January 13, 2025, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on January 13, 2025, 02:34:25 AMThis climate change thing isn't going to cause the sudden major catastrophe that you expected.  Well, not just yet.  Not to you.

The weather events will be more frequent and more severe, but they won't be anything new.  The droughts will be dryer, the floods will be wetter, the forest fires will be bigger, and the hurricanes will hit harder and more often, but it's just the same-old, same-old, variations on a theme.  Florida deserves what's coming to it, California has always been on fire, and India and Africa are too far away to bother about.  The Atlantic ocean currents won't collapse for a while yet, and no one really cares if those moldy old Europeans freeze, anyway.

Reduced food production will drop the planetary carrying capacity by a few billion humans.

Grocery prices will go up, and selection will go down.  Forget about lychees and pomelos, get used to potatoes and apples.  If it isn't produced within a couple hundred km of where you live, don't count on it remaining available.  Don't count on it even then; locality helps, but it's no substitute for a heavily-stocked arsenal and a healthy supply of gasoline.

Things can be done, and will be, but not nearly enough.  You still depend on fossil fuels, don't you?  If you haven't stopped, why would you expect everyone else to?  You're waiting for Someone Else to fix everything?  Well, they won't.  They're not any more motivated than you are, and won't be until it's too late.

The people will demand an all-powerful leader to save them, or at least to stick it to the Other Guy, so politics will shift sharply to the right.  This will work as well as it usually does.  You'll see, Trump won't be that bad.  Not like his successors.

But do not despair!  There is hope!

We are currently at 400% of the world's sustainable carrying capacity.

Which is causing the drop in the short-term carrying capacity.

Things are looking up!   :lulz:
#3
Apple Talk / Re: And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors
January 06, 2025, 09:17:48 PM
Bump for revamping and use elsewhere.
#4
RPG Ghetto / Re: Campaign notes
December 31, 2024, 12:15:47 AM
Levels A-C complete.

I need 11 more new monsters for level D.  PCs should be level 6-7, depending on how hard they grind.

(DONE) Fetchling rogue/shadow dancer
(DONE) Vishkanya slayer
(DONE)The Major Domo
(DONE) Valens (magical warrior3)
(DONE) Marius (magical warrior 4)
(DONE) Marcus (magical warrior 5)
(DONE) Ifrit tanks
(DONE) Medusa monk
(DONE) Crimson Guard
(DONE) Cocaine Ape
(DONE) Gray (B5,129) psychic

#5
Aneristic Illusions / Re: There Can Be Only One!
December 27, 2024, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 27, 2024, 05:24:35 PMThat's a good point they can do a whole pile of awful in a very short space of time and then blame the civilian advisor who was out of his depth.
I didn't think about that but they can pile that high

Trump isn't that savvy, but Stephen Miller most certainly is.
#6
RPG Ghetto / Re: Campaign notes
December 27, 2024, 05:42:18 PM
The idea here is that there are very few keyed encounters.  Most monsters roam in various zones.  Most wandering monsters carry no loot (see description for exceptions), most loot is keyed.

The areas overlap as follows

D20
1-5 no result.
6 overlap.  Roll on the least dangerous adjacent area's table.  Treat overlaps on that table as no result.  If there are less than two overlapping zones, treat as no result.
7-18 add monsters appropriate to the zone the PCs are in.  If the population of that monster is eliminated, treat the roll as no result.
19 roll on the events table
20 overlap with most dangerous adjacent table.  Treat overlaps on that table as no result.  If there are no overlaps, treat as no result.

Checks are made when a zone is entered (even if they step out of the zone and right back in), and once per hour while in that zone, or when combat occurs (at a -5 on the die roll).

Other modifiers

PCs are using a light source (dim) +1
PCs are using a brighter light source +1, stacks with dim light.
PCs are loud +1 (does not include combat, see above.  If the PCs argue or the lowest passive stealth is less than 5, this modifier applies. Passive stealth for PF1e is 10 plus total skill/armor check value.
PCs are very loud +1, stacks with loud.  DM discretion.
#7
RPG Ghetto / Re: Campaign notes
December 27, 2024, 05:29:56 PM
Wandering Monster Zones and overlaps

B1-B4, overlaps with level A zone and Level C Zone (enter location)
B7-B8, overlaps with level A zone
B7-B8, overlaps with level A zone
B15-B18 overlaps with level C Zone (enter location)

No wandering monsters in B5, B12, B13-14 under any circumstances.

#8
RPG Ghetto / Re: Campaign notes
December 27, 2024, 05:21:57 PM
B14 Cell Block

This long hall has 19 cells and room to dig out several more.  There are no bars, but instead a shimmering wall of force.  Inside 18 of the cells are various human male and females stuck in what appears to be statis.  They are obviously arcane spellcasters of one kind or another, complete with robes, staves, and obvious other magical items.  The last cell contains a female drow priestess.

Opening a cell requires a disintegrate spell or a dispel magic vs CL20. 

If a cell is opened, the stasis inside ends in 1d3 rounds, and all 5 magical warriors (minus any killed that day) show up in 2 rounds and immediately attack the PCs and the prisoner, with intent to kill.

The prisoners are all evil spellcasters with ideas of taking over the empire in one manner or another.  If freed, they will attempt to dominate or kill the PCs.  If dominated, the PCs will be used to fight off the magical warriors.  Should they survive, they will then be used as meat shields while the prisoner tries to get out of the palace.  At that point the mad emperor will intervene, and everyone should roll up new characters.
#9
RPG Ghetto / Re: Campaign notes
December 27, 2024, 05:15:26 PM
B13 guard room

This large alcove has a couch, a table and 4 chairs, and tapestries on the wall.  It show signs of continual occupation.

Monsters:  Magical Warrior, 30% chance of being present.  If he is here, he will be unfriendly and demand that the PCs leave this restricted space.  If they do not immediately comply, he moves to hostile and attacks.  If made indifferent or better, he explains that the area beyond contains extremely dangerous prisoners, but asks them to go back the way they came when the conversation ends.  If they do not, he shrugs and attacks.

Traps:  None.

Treasure:  The tapestries (4 in all) are worth 2000 GP to the right buyer but weigh 60 pounds each.

Notes:  No wandering monsters will enter this area or B14.
#10
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!
December 27, 2024, 05:06:04 PM
Quote from: Bruno on December 27, 2024, 05:37:49 AMI, for one, would like too see the maximum positive outcome from this event.

I don't see the need for any further loss of life from either the bourgeoisie (including the petit bourgeoisie (who was the recipient of this latest action)) or the proletariat (that's YUO!)

Well, I would like $100 million and 30 minutes in the Orgasmatron with Lady Gaga.

The odds of our various asks being granted are exactly the same.
#11
Aneristic Illusions / Re: There Can Be Only One!
December 27, 2024, 05:03:05 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 27, 2024, 04:06:29 PMThey got what they needed out of him, 100mil for the war chest, they have used him and will now discard him.

No, not yet.   :lulz:

Not until he plays the villain with DOGE.  Then he'll be forced out or have a sudden health condition, and the blame for the wreckage will be hung around his neck.
#12
Quote from: Pergamos on December 25, 2024, 05:21:24 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on December 21, 2024, 11:21:58 PMI admit it, I love making fun of Steve Bannon. Still, there are times when I unexpectedly find myself in agreement with a political enemy on a particular issue, even though we're both seeking totally different "big picture" end results. And, what Bannon had to say in the following article is one of those times:

"'We have to increase taxes on the wealthy': Steve Bannon"

I gave up trying to find a couple of succinct quotations that clearly summarize the contents of this article. Nevertheless, Bannon does clearly explain why he advocates taxing the rich. Further, Bannon's calculated appeal to populism is something the Democratic Party, leftists, etc. need to study and emulate.

I think if Trump followed this playbook, increased corporate taxes and taxes on the wealthy, along with actual middle class tax cuts, whether that's the over time and tip ones Bannon is talking about, or simply reducing income tax on the lower tax tiers, that he'd be setting up the kind of long term thing Bannon also talks about.  Even if the middle class ended up paying more in taxes, because of tariffs.

However I can't imagine that's what's actually going to happen. The tax plan that I am hearing about includes more cuts for the wealthy and from what I hear the overtime tax cut consists of removing mandatory overtime pay.  Those actions will alienate the folks who supported him and probably lead to Democrats taking Congress in the midterms.

Trump will act only to benefit the 14 billionaires he's nominated to various positions, along with some billionaires that just hand him money.

He has to put $2 trillion together to enact his billionaire tax cut, and I'll give you precisely 3 guesses as to where he will find that money.

Hint:  It's not coming out of the pockets that it is intended to line.
#13
Apple Talk / Re: Tales from the Cutting Edge
December 23, 2024, 07:59:51 PM
Just took delivery of a pallet of M2 machine guns.  In broad daylight.  Legally.

This is my United States of Whatever.
#14
Apple Talk / Re: You sunk my pile of shit
December 23, 2024, 07:54:26 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 23, 2024, 07:50:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 23, 2024, 07:39:44 PMThe Resistance™ is already a neutered, safe, shrink-wrapped Conspiracy™ product.  The Church of Discordia doesn't exist.  The Subgeniuses are too old to care, and Lemmy is dead.


Yeah at the moment the "resistance" and discordia are looking less and less like a savior,
Hell the church of the shrike is looking more like it has some kind of well being for us

Discordia is a pile of radioactive butthurt.  It is useless.

Please note that I do not exclude myself from that.  It is what it is.

The resistance is what Discordia was in 2003.  People cosplaying resistance to an evil government, patting themselves on the back while Cenk Uygur and John Fetterman go on right wing media to kiss MAGA ass.

#15
Apple Talk / Re: You sunk my pile of shit
December 23, 2024, 07:39:44 PM
What's next, you ask?

Oh, my.  So many things.  It's a bad time to be Gay or transgender or have too much melanin in your genetic make up.  It's a bad time to talk about the republic, even in a closed room all by yourself.

Your laptop and tablet are probably spying on you.  Your cellphone IS spying on you.  It is a race between your electronics turning you in and your children turning you in for a gold star and the praise of the Perfect State™.

Our new president, Elon Musk, and this Mr Trump fellow that works for him are seriously talking about annexing Canada and Greenland and having military adventures in Mexico.  Tariffs will eat you alive.  People around you will disappear seemingly at random, swooped up by ICE and dumped on the Mexican side of Nogales, even if they are American citizens.

Your paperwork is not in order.  You will not be able to explain yourself in a satisfactory manner.  You are in fact DOOMED, and it is against my religion to tell You People that you will be okay when you are doomed.

You cannot win, They own the ball AND the ballpark.  You cannot even break even.  Every day is a further erosion of your rights and your standard of living.  You can't even quit the game, because everywhere you could run to is America™.  Even countries that hate America. Especially the ones that hate America.

You will in fact lose, and you will be consumed by the monoculture and made safe.  Made to be not so threatening, with your unregulated running around and hollering.  You will not freak the mundanes, because they could - and have - changed the rules in a shockingly short amount of time to ensure that you SIT DOWN and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

The Resistance™ is already a neutered, safe, shrink-wrapped Conspiracy™ product.  The Church of Discordia doesn't exist.  The Subgeniuses are too old to care, and Lemmy is dead.

There is nothing for you here.  So enjoy your stay.