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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: July 22, 2021, 08:27:46 pm »

This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

As highlighted above, only the immediately following post qualifies.  Regrettably, you came in second by twenty minutes, and Doktor Howl is now the party of the first part.

I have consulted with a lawyer qualified in exotemporal contract law, and have been informed that since it is currently 1973 in Tucson, Doktor Howl has forty-eight years plus two business days to complete payment.

  Ahhhh... The olde space-timewarp Tucson maneuver eh? You STILL got 2 days from the current point in the time"line" to deliver to Howl.

He has all of last week in which to comply.

It has always been more of a timetangle really.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: July 22, 2021, 07:04:15 pm »

This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

As highlighted above, only the immediately following post qualifies.  Regrettably, you came in second by twenty minutes, and Doktor Howl is now the party of the first part.

I have consulted with a lawyer qualified in exotemporal contract law, and have been informed that since it is currently 1973 in Tucson, Doktor Howl has forty-eight years plus two business days to complete payment.

  Ahhhh... The olde space-timewarp Tucson maneuver eh? You STILL got 2 days from the current point in the time"line" to deliver to Howl.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: July 22, 2021, 05:25:52 pm »

This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

I, chaotic neutral observer, in exchange for consideration as listed below, offer the following:

1.  To deliver to the party of the first part, not less than five pounds of flax.
2.  To, upon receipt of the consideration noted in item 4 below, refrain from making any posts in this thread which immediately follow posts made by the party of the first part.  This does not apply to posts made by third parties (parties of the third part), and does not take effect until receipt of the consideration.


The party of the first part shall provide the following consideration:

4.  The sum of $5 CAD, plus the cost of shipping and procuring the flax.
5.  If the party of the first part is the last poster in this thread, and thereby becomes the winner, then they will irrevocably transfer to chaotic neutral observer any and all benefits derived therefrom, whether tangible, intangible, or entirely chimerical, including monies, bragging rights, and interdimensional book deals.

The amount owed is due within two business days of offer acceptance.

The party of the first part agrees to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless chaotic neutral observer for any direct, indirect, or incidental damages, impairments, or awkward conversations incurred during the execution of this contract.

In the event of cancellation or nonperformance of contract, due to any cause, including Acts of Goddess, the party of the first part shall be held solely responsible.

This contract shall be governed by and enforced under the jurisdiction of Pima County, Arizona.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: July 21, 2021, 06:20:47 pm »

 
Straight from the cow
Oh WOW
Pasteur
Was holding out
On us all,
Clearly.
Udderly despicable
Udderly lickable
It's so neat
That extra
Lactic flora
Adds a tang
You can only get
Straight from the teat!
 

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: July 21, 2021, 02:23:22 pm »

You may have posted last Cramulus. But once again I am the last post since you last posted!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: July 21, 2021, 01:41:13 am »

I'm glad to here it, hope you are enjoying New Orleans looks like a cool city

It is a place of EXTREMES. Where positive or negative it's incomparable. I have only unlocked the French Quarter and St. Roch neighborhoods and a little bit of Uptown, but the sheer energy of the place is always at 11, so to speak. I have not seen the "real New Orleans" yet. I have only seen post-COVID Nola. Got some time tonight. Might write some vignettes based more closely on the true stories than might seem plausible.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: July 21, 2021, 01:35:01 am »

Fuck I was really banking on PD being dead and an easy win, but NOOOOO!

From heck's heart I meme at thee!!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: July 20, 2021, 01:53:09 am »

So consumed with the search for a steady income and the endless mandatory side quests here in Nola that I never seem able to focus on the writing I want to do for here. But I am alive and fairly well for all that.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: July 20, 2021, 01:50:39 am »

 

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Bring and Brag / Re: poem fragments I don't know what else to do with

« on: July 17, 2021, 05:47:36 am »

Words are tricky
Little bitches
Often snitches
Sometimes squicky
And even known
To rhyme
From time
To time

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Bring and Brag / Re: poem fragments I don't know what else to do with

« on: July 17, 2021, 04:53:48 am »

Crucibles gonna crucible,
Spitting out dross
In profusion
And from abject
Discord and confusion
A bit of solid Gold
From time to time
A process somehow
Hilarious and horrible
Yet sublime

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Bring and Brag / Re: poem fragments I don't know what else to do with

« on: June 21, 2021, 05:16:25 pm »

And so
In the face
Of any price
To be
Authentically
Who You
Truly are,
Just GRIN,
And pay it

Fully
And
Gladly

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Bring and Brag / Re: poem fragments I don't know what else to do with

« on: June 03, 2021, 03:42:21 am »

So tired of being,
And of Seeing,
The inexplicable.

I do try to go on,
But can't for long,
It's damn predictable.

Companions along my Way,
Sad indeed to say,
Oft prove despicable

That I am no better,
In unkind weather,
A Truth inextricable.

Where it is that I shall go,
Not even I can know,
Futures unselectable.

I know that I am done,
A wizard on the run,
And unelectable.

Far too weary for words,
In fit company among turds,
On a path seemingly regrettable.

But sweet Eris as my judge,
I AM NOT DEAD YET!!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: May 26, 2021, 02:24:26 pm »

I've been blaming Cram for it

This makes sense. Kramer, Cram-er. It all fits together.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

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Or Kill Me / Re: from kether to malkuth

« on: May 23, 2021, 03:05:02 pm »

 
I love this, and yeah fuck duality.