Couldn't resist this one.
Fanaticism abound. Religion pushing hysteria, superstition teaching schizophrenia, and MF fucking up the boards.
Wonders apparently never cease.
So, who understands the symbolism of men being apes/whatever, women being fish/whatever, sex and life being primordial soup, and such?
Also, as for aliens vs. lizards. :lulz: Seriously, someone fling shit and relieve me from this theoretical psychology.
Knock knock
Oh no! It's the Langoleres! (Or, however Steven King spelt his psycho analysis of schizophrenia's beast.)
Really, I am loving it here, can't you tell?
And, where the hell is Ralack so I can continue to drool over this individual. :p
Quote from: Ruby on September 24, 2010, 12:33:39 AM
Couldn't resist this one.
Fanaticism abound. Religion pushing hysteria, superstition teaching schizophrenia, and MF fucking up the boards.
Wonders apparently never cease.
So, who understands the symbolism of men being apes/whatever, women being fish/whatever, sex and life being primordial soup, and such?
Also, as for aliens vs. lizards. :lulz: Seriously, someone fling shit and relieve me from this theoretical psychology.
Knock knock
Oh no! It's the Langoleres! (Or, however Steven King spelt his psycho analysis of schizophrenia's beast.)
Really, I am loving it here, can't you tell?
And, where the hell is Ralack so I can continue to drool over this individual. :p
/
/
:nigel:
This song is awesome. Well, naturally, this band is awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxMb1zT7X70
I ate a huge salad for lunch.
I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:36:05 PM
I ate a huge salad for lunch.
I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.
BTDT, and now my stomach is smaller! Yay for organs working right! Swellybelly gets like 10x worse when the vicodin gets ahold and makes the plumbing stop up. But Activia and constant salad intake have been working wonders.
I WILL NOT TAKE THAT ENEMA!!! YOU HEAR ME! WILL NOOOOOTTT! :argh!:
I'm guessing you chose Potato Chips over Rimjobs, yes?
El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 06:58:27 PM
El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.
:crankey:
You don't need that shit.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 24, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
I'm guessing you chose Potato Chips over Rimjobs, yes?
I am married to someone who has...issues...with poop. Knows that anal bleaching really doesn't as in DOES NOT get rid of what's down there. Scrub away, pathogens and the rest of it are still lurking. Microscopically.
Plus, he grew up where shit flowed down the streets in a river. Still does, actually.
So no, no rimmies for me...similuated, though.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 06:58:27 PM
El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.
:crankey:
You don't need that shit.
Aw, Rog, you live once, yo. Let the man have his burger. I'm jealous x 1000 right now.
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.
:argh!: <--- transparent jealousy.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 06:58:27 PM
El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.
:crankey:
You don't need that shit.
Dude, jalapenos, pepperjack cheese, mushrooms, onions....BURP
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.
:argh!: <--- transparent jealousy.
I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.
:argh!: <--- transparent jealousy.
I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?
Just the
pictures of Freekys pies are worth starting a war over.
I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food..... I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips. :argh!:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.
:argh!: <--- transparent jealousy.
I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?
1/2 slice, please.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:02:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 06:58:27 PM
El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.
:crankey:
You don't need that shit.
Dude, jalapenos, pepperjack cheese, mushrooms, onions....BURP
Arteries.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.
:argh!: <--- transparent jealousy.
I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?
1/2 slice, please.
:) No problem. Also chickens?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:07:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.
:argh!: <--- transparent jealousy.
I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?
1/2 slice, please.
:) No problem. Also chickens?
Very yes. :banana:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:07:36 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:07:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.
:argh!: <--- transparent jealousy.
I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?
1/2 slice, please.
:) No problem. Also chickens?
Very yes. :banana:
:mrgreen: I'ma feed you up GOOD!
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 24, 2010, 07:04:56 PM
I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food..... I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips. :argh!:
Text him back and say: no gas wieners n chips
Quote from: Jenne on September 24, 2010, 07:14:49 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 24, 2010, 07:04:56 PM
I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food..... I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips. :argh!:
Text him back and say: no gas wieners n chips
:lulz:
I just got specific and told him to go get me some falafel from the greek place and that will come with their eggplant dip and a couple of grilled pitas and god I'm starving what the fuck is taking him so long????
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 24, 2010, 07:20:01 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 24, 2010, 07:14:49 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 24, 2010, 07:04:56 PM
I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food..... I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips. :argh!:
Text him back and say: no gas wieners n chips
:lulz:
I just got specific and told him to go get me some falafel from the greek place and that will come with their eggplant dip and a couple of grilled pitas and god I'm starving what the fuck is taking him so long????
...maybe he went to Greece to get it?
Baba ghanoush sounds yummy right now.
The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:
You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:
You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.
I hate getting teeth pulled. This next one is going to be even worse, considering how bad the last one was to get out, and this one is even further back.
Cactus and pliers, Dok.
http://www.pantera.com/ (http://www.pantera.com/)
Classy, eh? :lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:
You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.
I hate getting teeth pulled. This next one is going to be even worse, considering how bad the last one was to get out, and this one is even further back.
The antibodies that the human body generates to combat the staph variant that causes tooth decay can damage your heart.
I kinda like your heart the way it is.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:37:15 PM
Cactus and pliers, Dok.
Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.
Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:37:15 PM
Cactus and pliers, Dok.
Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.
Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.
You have nothing to fear but fear itself.
But, yeah.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:37:15 PM
Cactus and pliers, Dok.
Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.
Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.
I'm a real dentist.
Really unqualified, to be precise.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:37:15 PM
Cactus and pliers, Dok.
Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.
Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.
I'm a real dentist.
Really unqualified, to be precise.
:scared: :x :cry: :x :cry: :x :cry: :scared:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:37:15 PM
Cactus and pliers, Dok.
Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.
Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.
I'm a real dentist.
Really unqualified, to be precise.
:scared: :x :cry: :x :cry: :x :cry: :scared:
Also really not grabbing pliers.
But seriously, you need to get that dealt with.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:44:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:37:15 PM
Cactus and pliers, Dok.
Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.
Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.
I'm a real dentist.
Really unqualified, to be precise.
:scared: :x :cry: :x :cry: :x :cry: :scared:
Also really not grabbing pliers.
But seriously, you need to get that dealt with.
Making that call and the other one which I totally forgot to do yesterday right now.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:45:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:44:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:37:15 PM
Cactus and pliers, Dok.
Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.
Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.
I'm a real dentist.
Really unqualified, to be precise.
:scared: :x :cry: :x :cry: :x :cry: :scared:
Also really not grabbing pliers.
But seriously, you need to get that dealt with.
Making that call and the other one which I totally forgot to do yesterday right now.
Excellent.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:38:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:
You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.
I hate getting teeth pulled. This next one is going to be even worse, considering how bad the last one was to get out, and this one is even further back.
The antibodies that the human body generates to combat the staph variant that causes tooth decay can damage your heart.
I kinda like your heart the way it is.
Yup. Listen to the man, Freeky. The sooner you get you (and monkey--have you taken HIM in? They're supposed to visit when they get their first teeth, no need to wait till school age these days) fixed up, the better you feel.
And trust, me, I've BEEN through the ringer with all manner of dentists. In fact, I get gassed now it's so bad for me. But it's so much better than letting the decay linger.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:36:05 PM
I ate a huge salad for lunch.
I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.
I'm doing a fiber-and-juice day to get everything out of my gut. Protein and fiber shake for breakfast; fresh vegetable juice for lunch, some raw veggie snacks somewhere in there.
Around 3 I'll be uploading the biggest dump ever into Portland's sewer pipes.
Dentist wants to pull my remaining teeth, and then denture. $5000.00 says nope.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 07:52:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:36:05 PM
I ate a huge salad for lunch.
I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.
I'm doing a fiber-and-juice day to get everything out of my gut. Protein and fiber shake for breakfast; fresh vegetable juice for lunch, some raw veggie snacks somewhere in there.
Around 3 I'll be uploading the biggest dump ever into Portland's sewer pipes.
You shit UPWARDS?
I am now going to build a permanent shrine to you at The Wall.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:
Sorry to hear that. :sad: I shall send you hugs.
Don't ask me why
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
That's right!
For a $10 "Donation"
You could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
But wait a minute -
Didn't I just read
About how the cops are getting parents
To plant bugging devices
In their kids teeth
So if they disappear they can track 'em
Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
And all that -
And didn't I read
That these devices can go two-way
And everything that I do or say
Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
Planted in my cavities
And they didn't even tell me
No wonder every bad thing
In and out of my mouth
Keeps winding up on my employment record
All those fillings
All those crowns
I'll show them
Who's boss of my big mouth
Where's the pliars
Lard, FTW.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:04:30 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.
:argh!: <--- transparent jealousy.
I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?
Just the pictures of Freekys pies are worth starting a war over.
Yes Freekys pies are excellent.
Aye, so here's the deal, like it or not, I may be as psychotic as the rest of the idiots posting here.
I happen to BE more puritan/anabaptist than history reveals possible, considering supposed modern 'evolution'.
This is my reign, not anyone else's.
I would suggest to the board to not draw presumptuous conclusions and to not be too hasty in forming opinions about anything, but especially me and what I am 'about'.
I have come a long way, and though I am not weak and spindly, I am careful and considerate. However, in saying that, I can and I will return whatever shit slung my way accordingly. :mrgreen:
Perhaps as I appear ignorant to you, you appear ignorant to me.
The ninth gate is not a mystery to me. Neither is Revelations, nor psychology and the theoretics of mentalism, however; bitter empowerment IS. I will have no part of or in it.
There is always a bigger picture, the edge in living life as we were 'meant' to may very well be understanding that key factor.
The wedge of confusion cannot fit within the crack of my 'insanity', can it yours?
The wedge of confusion cannot fit within the crack of my 'insanity', can it yours?
Yes, quite comfortably.
Ruby, die in a fire.
You aren't psychotic. That would require you to do more than make inane posts.
Anyone who refutes evolution based on their religious upbringing deserves to be mocked for willful ignorance.
You are not a sovereign so you reign over nothing.
We can draw as many conclusions about you because you all you give are poorly worded posts and non-related links.
If you could string together words coherently enough to post effectively your promises of returning fire would hold more weight.
You appear ignorant to us because you are ignorant enough to not be able to communicate with us. If we seem ignorant to you, it is because you lack to the capacity to understand what we are communicating.
In short. You are stupid. Please die in a fire, and remove yourself from this life. Thank you.
There is not nearly enough Motorhead playing in this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeWe85jT8SE
Um, seriously, and didn't that post take more time than thought?
My religious upbringing is what enhances my understanding toward the divisions within the Muslim/Islamic community and the FACT that ancient Persia is not so ancient. You medium minded fucks are just too limited to understand the symbolism, so bend over and let the next guy cover your ass. Yeyee for 'intelligence'.
Has Ruby really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0oGdVFoLZ1MX8oAzmBXNyoA?ei=UTF-8&fr=moz35&p=ruby%2Fkenny+rogers&SpellState=&fr2=sp-top
Ruby.
:lulz:
Quote from: Cudgel on September 24, 2010, 11:49:24 PM
Ruby, die in a fire.
You aren't psychotic. That would require you to do more than make inane posts.
Anyone who refutes evolution based on their religious upbringing deserves to be mocked for willful ignorance.
You are not a sovereign so you reign over nothing.
We can draw as many conclusions about you because you all you give are poorly worded posts and non-related links.
If you could string together words coherently enough to post effectively your promises of returning fire would hold more weight.
You appear ignorant to us because you are ignorant enough to not be able to communicate with us. If we seem ignorant to you, it is because you lack to the capacity to understand what we are communicating.
In short. You are stupid. Please die in a fire, and remove yourself from this life. Thank you.
:mittens:
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 25, 2010, 12:00:43 AM
Has Ruby really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You've got to be kidding me. Ruby has been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense
Quote from: Ruby on September 25, 2010, 12:00:23 AM
Um, seriously, and didn't that post take more time than thought?
My religious upbringing is what enhances my understanding toward the divisions within the Muslim/Islamic community and the FACT that ancient Persia is not so ancient. You medium minded fucks are just too limited to understand the symbolism, so bend over and let the next guy cover your ass. Yeyee for 'intelligence'.
Right up until this minute I have been neutral about you.
Now I see an ignorant, confused condescending cunt who thinks she knows a lot more than she thinks she does. Don't base our intelligence on your lack of it.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 25, 2010, 12:00:43 AM
Has Ruby really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
GS, I said there wasn't enough Motorhead in here. I can't do it alone. Get to work.
I rode a sex wave and washed up on your shore
A twist of fate
I was just what you were looking for
Young rollerskater
Trained in CPR
Saying "Boy, you just don't know how lucky you are!"
It's whippin' me, it's whippin' you
Turnin' black, turnin' blue, hell no
Now I'm just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
(Ooh, ooh!)
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
(Ooh, ooh!)
Increase the power (increase it!)
To a higher level
I like you better when you're possessed by the devil
I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I'm just another number at the centre for disease control
Feels like a fire down below (Feels like a fire down below)
Now I'm just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
(Ooh, ooh!)
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
(Ooh, ooh!)
It's whippin' me, it's whippin' you
Turnin' black, turnin' blue, hell no
Now I'm just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
(Ooh, ooh!)
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
(Ooh, ooh!)
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
(Ooh, ooh!)
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
(Ooh, ooh!)
Well, it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy; get your right step right
Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know
Piss me off
Ya fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy; get your right step right
Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know
Piss me off
Ya fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerves
Well, it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy; get your right step right
Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know
Piss me off
Ya fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy; get your right step right
Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know
Piss me off
Ya fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerves
Lyrics to the first link I gave:
Did you see the accident, the road is red with blood
Funny how it makes you feel really, really good
It was them, it wasn't me
It was them, it wasn't me
'Zactly like I knew it would
I can't help it everytime anybody dies
I can't help it if it brings a sparkle to my eyes
It was them, it wasn't me
It was them, it wasn't me
Every time a nice surprise
Them not me, them, not me,
I can still be, I can still be free
Them not me, them not me
Over and over and over
Streets are like a slaughterhouse, turn right on the red
Here come pedestrians, night of living dead
It was them, it wasn't me
It was them, it wasn't me
Guess they should have stood in bed
Them not me, them, not me
I can still be, I can still be free
Them not me, them not me
Over and over and over
Alive not Dead
Alive not Dead
Alive not Dead
Alive not Dead
Alive not Dead
Alive not Dead
When I see those flashing lights & hear those sirens moan
See the smile on my face, I grab my mobile phone
It was them, it wasn't me
It was them, it wasn't me
Murder in the Twighlight Zone
Them not me, them, not me
I can still be, I can still be free
Them not me, them not me
Over and over and over
Them not me, them, not me
I can still be, I can still be free
Them not me, them not me
Over and over and over
Them, not me
http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=bobby%20mcgee%20janis%20joplin&tnr=21&vid=165605016538&l=325&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts1.mm.bing.net%2Fvideos%2Fthumbnail.aspx%3Fq%3D165605016538%26id%3D3ab6c0f05e6b542c60b20e78634e4ca1%26bid%3DFmHNnKG7M4RSFg%26bn%3DThumb%26url%3Dhttp%253a%252f%252fwww.youtube.com%252fwatch%253fv%253d6iX-EcRKXJw&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6iX-EcRKXJw&sigr=11afph2qc&newfp=1&tit=Janis+Joplin+%2F+Me+And+Bobby+Mcgee+%5BLive%5D+1970
I mentioned this band in the Music that changed your life thread. It's The Tea Party (Canadian band). Standard rock three piece plus Middle Eastern and Indian instruments. good shit. Singer looks and sounds like Jim Morrison. But he hates hearing that. That's why he grew a mustache
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GA6S_frHKg
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=stormy+weather%2Flena+horne&ei=UTF-8&fr=moz35
Gods, i fell in love with this woman when I heard this.
I've had a little bit too much, much
All of the people start to rush, start to rush by
How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone
What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth, oh oh oh-oh
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside outright
Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say
And we're all getting hosed tonight, oh oh oh-oh
What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just
When I come through on the dance floor checkin' out that catalog
Can't believe my eyes, so many women without a flaw
And I ain't gon' give it up, steady tryin' to pick it up like a car
I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex and do it until tomorr' yeah
Shawty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you're twirlin' up them hips 'round and 'round
And now there's no reason at all why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stay and let me watch you break it down
And dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
Woo! Let's go!
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic
Go! Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Don't slow! Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it
Spend the lasto
(I got it)
In your pocko
(I got it)
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
Wild thing...you make my heart sing...
You make everything
Groovy
I said wild thing...
Wild thing, I think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, hold me tight
I love you
Wild thing...you make my heart sing...
You make everything
Groovy
I said wild thing...
Wild thing, I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on, hold me tight
You move me
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 12:42:31 AM
Wild thing...you make my heart sing...
You make everything
Groovy
I said wild thing...
Wild thing, I think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, hold me tight
I love you
Wild thing...you make my heart sing...
You make everything
Groovy
I said wild thing...
Wild thing, I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on, hold me tight
You move me
:mittens:
Louie Louie, oh no, me gotta go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go.
A fine little girl, she waits for me.
Me catch the ship across the sea.
Me sailed the ship all alone.
Me never think I'll make it home.
Louie Louie, oh no, me gotta go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go.
Three nights and days I sailed the sea.
Me think of girl constantly.
On the ship, I dream she there.
I smell the rose in her hair.
Louie Louie, oh no, me gotta go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go.
OK, let's give it to 'em right now
(guitar solo)
Me see . . .
Me see Jamaica, the moon above.
It won't be long me see me love.
Me take her in my arms and then
I tell her I'll never leave again.
Louie Louie, oh no, me gotta go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go
I said we gotta go now
Let's step on out of here
Let's go!
Bite my baby ass and put yourselves to wantoness.
:lulz:
Quote from: Ruby on September 25, 2010, 12:00:23 AM
Um, seriously, and didn't that post take more time than thought?
My religious upbringing is what enhances my understanding toward the divisions within the Muslim/Islamic community and the FACT that ancient Persia is not so ancient. You medium minded fucks are just too limited to understand the symbolism, so bend over and let the next guy cover your ass. Yeyee for 'intelligence'.
All I see is "blah blah blah I know what I mean so you should know what I mean, because I took to the time scribble out some shit" Please try again, this time with a point, and some supporting evidence, in your own words. You should know how to summarize and paraphrase. Seeing how I was taught to do that in grade school in a shitty California public school, you should be able to do it too, since you are so much smarter than we are.
The firmness of American will
And the effectiveness of American strength
The Marshall plan
This is no fantasy
The purpose of our common military effort is war in Europe
The destruction of nations: We are proud of this record
Narrow nationalism
Your nation is in the front lines in America's own self interest
We would prefer to see Europe divided and weak
Enabling the United States to deal with each fragment individually
The United States of America
Logic of fear
They are backed by the sanctions of thousands of the most modern weapons
Here on European soil
The hottest places of Hell
What do you know, what do you know?
Deutschland
What does liberty require?
The answer is clear
Hundreds of thousands of our soldiers
But I do believe in the necessity of great powers working together to preserve the dogmatic police state
But life is never easy
There is work to be done
And obligations to be met
Obligations to truth, to justice, to subversion and armed aggression
The United States is here on this continent to stay
Our forces and commitments will remain
Will remain
Will remain
We are vigilant and determined to serve three main goals
War, armed aggression and the the destruction of nations
We are proud of this record
What do you know, what do you know?
Deutschland
"American Idiot"
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 12:49:55 AM
"American Idiot"
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
I am now bound to slay you for posting Green Day lyrics. :cry:
Quote from: Cudgel on September 25, 2010, 12:51:43 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 12:49:55 AM
"American Idiot"
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
I am now bound to slay you for posting Green Day lyrics. :cry:
Hate away, but I fucking love that song.
I want you to know that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she as preverted as me
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she would make a really excellent mother
Cause the love that you gave that we madeWasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And everytime you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold meUntil you died 'til you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind youOf the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me of the cross i bare that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap on the face how quickly i was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her
Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
And i'm not going to fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And everytime I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it ...can you feel it?
Quote from: Cudgel on September 25, 2010, 12:47:39 AM
Quote from: Ruby on September 25, 2010, 12:00:23 AM
Um, seriously, and didn't that post take more time than thought?
My religious upbringing is what enhances my understanding toward the divisions within the Muslim/Islamic community and the FACT that ancient Persia is not so ancient. You medium minded fucks are just too limited to understand the symbolism, so bend over and let the next guy cover your ass. Yeyee for 'intelligence'.
All I see is "blah blah blah I know what I mean so you should know what I mean, because I took to the time scribble out some shit" Please try again, this time with a point, and some supporting evidence, in your own words. You should know how to summarize and paraphrase. Seeing how I was taught to do that in grade school in a shitty California public school, you should be able to do it too, since you are so much smarter than we are.
Hot damn, you don't say? Where that be?
Jenne,
Lifetime Member of Californication
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7S3L-UHgvA
I woke up this morning, someone was knocking at my door.
I woke up this morning, someone was knocking at my door.
And I said hello sweet Satan, I believe it's time to go.
Thirteenth apostle knocking at my door,
Telling me that I can't play with you no more.
I guess the wages of sin now, couldn't buy my meals,
Screaming out your name baby, how does that feel.
Feeling through the out door, all throughout the night.
Waiting for the doctor to come and make me right.
Fading from the bedside, I've lost all appeal
To stay with you baby
Baby how does that, how does that feel?
Sun's going down,
sun's going down
Sun's going down,
sun's going down
Ohh go down
Sing throughout the streets baby,
And you sing throughout the night
You go and tell the people
People my soul is aflight
I guess the wages of sin now, yeah they couldn't buy my meals
I'm screaming out your name baby, how does that feel
Thirteenth apostle knocking at my door
Telling me that I can't, I can't play with you no more
I guess the wages of sin now, yeah they couldn't buy my meals
I'm screaming out your name girl, baby how does that
Now honey how does that feel?
Sun's going down,
Looked at the heavens above
and I said a little prayer
As if the heavens above
would even care
Looked at the heavens above
and I said a little prayer
As if the heavens above
would even care care
I said "Jesus,
won't you meet me in the middle of the air?
I think my wings are falling below Jesus, I need another pair
Jesus, Won't you meet me in the middle of the air
I think my wings are falling below I need another pair"
"St. Peter at the gates of heaven, baby won't you let me in, let me in
St. Peter at the gates of heaven, honey won't you let me in, let me in
St. Peter at the gates of heaven, baby won't you let me in, let me in
I said now Peter, listen Peter, come on Peter,
Won't you let me in!
Right now!
I said sun's going down,
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 12:52:30 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 25, 2010, 12:51:43 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 12:49:55 AM
"American Idiot"
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
I am now bound to slay you for posting Green Day lyrics. :cry:
Hate away, but I fucking love that song.
I like Green Day. Went to their concert about 3 weeks ago. But then, I like a lot of stuff that gets panned on this board, s'ok.
That Janis Joplin is so awesome. She left us too soon, Hawk, too soon.
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
The common denominator, the nigga numerator
Never know who the hater, niggaz cater to your ego
I'm sorry like Atari whose the cousin to Coleco.. Vision
caught a Rico, back on the street like Chico.. DeBarge
he large and got a 'Llac in the garage
Few parts here and there, I declare hard, my lawd
One at Clark, one at Spelman
Both know each other and it's cool, you can tell when
he step off in the party women jump for joy
But all the wild niggaz scheamin they gon' jump the boy
for spittin all that bourgeoise, my watch, my car
I'm a star -- I'd rather be a comet by far -- rrrahhh!
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Deliver this through your audio, ghetto mafioso
Grow hydro, then bag it up yo
Price that longevity, suggest make moves
slow take time grow eight, react nine blow
Hydro slide raw like fuck Renaldo
Fly ride though, shit lookin wild dope
then glide yo, flippin the page, I go
Watch five-oh, jump on my meat, ride slow
Watch those, undercovers, cop those, rock those
Glocks blows leave em baggy and collect spot grows
Keep a watch froze, lean on the yacht and wash clothes
Let the chop' blow, bag a half a block plot grows, what?
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Boi, I bust raps like D-boys bust gats, shit
We the type of people that don't bury the axe
or the hatchet, everytime we see your link we snatch it
Ridin round our hood talkin that dumb shit, your cabbage
is cracked, like plumber's ass, and summer's grass
I been in the game for a minute, seen some suckaz like y'all passin
thinkin you're light skinned, aight then, lil' boy why you frightened?
The Dungeon Family gon' be here nigga so keep writing
I gotta hit The Source, I need my other half a mic
because that _Southerplayalisticadillacmuzik_ was a classic, right!
College Park, East Pointe and Decatur they got my back, so
We gon' keep on jammin and stabbin off in the track, ahh
Think it's time to bungee but buddy we will be back
and I'm fin' to put some D's on the 'Llac, know dat!
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Quote from: Jenne on September 25, 2010, 01:14:06 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 12:52:30 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 25, 2010, 12:51:43 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 12:49:55 AM
"American Idiot"
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
I am now bound to slay you for posting Green Day lyrics. :cry:
Hate away, but I fucking love that song.
I like Green Day. Went to their concert about 3 weeks ago. But then, I like a lot of stuff that gets panned on this board, s'ok.
That Janis Joplin is so awesome. She left us too soon, Hawk, too soon.
I want to see the Broadway play.
Jenne, Janis did leave us far too soon.
Also am I the only one on the board who likes Alanis Morissette?
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 01:28:07 AM
Jenne, Janis did leave us far too soon.
Also am I the only one on the board who likes Alanis Morissette?
My band covers Uninvited. A Villager does the vocals for it, and I take over bass for her.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 25, 2010, 01:30:49 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 01:28:07 AM
Jenne, Janis did leave us far too soon.
Also am I the only one on the board who likes Alanis Morissette?
My band covers Uninvited. A Villager does the vocals for it, and I take over bass for her.
Sweet. Your Congratulation is my fav.
Nah, I like some of Morissette's stuff, too.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
In no-longer-pretty cities there are fingers in kitties.
There are warrants, forms, and chitties and a jackboot on the stair.
Sex and death and human grime, in monochrome for one thin dime,
But at least the trains all run on time but they don't go anywhere.
Facing their Responsibilities either on their backs or on their knees
There are ladies who just simply freeze and dare not turn away
And the widows who refuse to cry will be dressed in garter and bow-tie
And be taught to kick their legs up high in this vicious cabaret.
At last! The 1998 Show!
The ballet on the burning stage.
The documentary see
Upon the fractured screen
The dreadful poem scrwled upon the crumpled page...
There's a policeman with an honest soul that has seen whose head is on the pole
And he grunts and fills his briar bowl with a feeling of unease.
But he briskly frisks the torn remains for a fingerprint or crimson stains
And endevours to ignore the chins that he walks in to his knees.
while his master in the dark nearby inspects the hands, with a brutal eye,
That have never brushed a lover's thigh but have squeezed a nation's threat.
But he hungers in his secret dreams for the harsh embrace of cruel machines
But his lover is not what she seems and she will not leave a note.
At last! The 1998 Show!
The Situation Tragedy
Grand Opera slick with soap
Cliffhangers with no hope
The water-colour in the flooded gallery...
There's a girl who'll push but not shove and is desperate for her father's love
She believes the hand beneath the glove maybe one she needs to hold.
Though she doubts her hosts moralities she decides she is more at ease
In the Land Of Doing What You Please than outside in the cold.
But the backdrop's peel and the sets give way and the cast gets eaten by the play
There's a murderer at the Matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and actors too are uncertain if the show is through
And with side-long looks await their cue but the frozen mask just smiles.
At last! The 1998 Show!
The torch-song no one ever sings
The curfew chorus line
The comedy divine
The bulging eyes of puppets strangled by their strings
There's thrills and chills and girls galore, sing-songs and surprises
There's something hear for everyone, (reserve your seat today)
There's mischief and malarkies but no queers or yids or darkies
Wwithin this bastard's carnival, this vicious cabaret.
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/somethings-happening-here-lyrics-buffalo-springfield.html ]
Everybody look what's going down
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2010, 12:48:41 AM
The firmness of American will
And the effectiveness of American strength
The Marshall plan
This is no fantasy
The purpose of our common military effort is war in Europe
The destruction of nations: We are proud of this record
Narrow nationalism
Your nation is in the front lines in America's own self interest
We would prefer to see Europe divided and weak
Enabling the United States to deal with each fragment individually
The United States of America
Logic of fear
They are backed by the sanctions of thousands of the most modern weapons
Here on European soil
The hottest places of Hell
What do you know, what do you know?
Deutschland
What does liberty require?
The answer is clear
Hundreds of thousands of our soldiers
But I do believe in the necessity of great powers working together to preserve the dogmatic police state
But life is never easy
There is work to be done
And obligations to be met
Obligations to truth, to justice, to subversion and armed aggression
The United States is here on this continent to stay
Our forces and commitments will remain
Will remain
Will remain
We are vigilant and determined to serve three main goals
War, armed aggression and the the destruction of nations
We are proud of this record
What do you know, what do you know?
Deutschland
:mittens:
No Pity For The Majority!
Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2010, 01:16:30 AM
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
The common denominator, the nigga numerator
Never know who the hater, niggaz cater to your ego
I'm sorry like Atari whose the cousin to Coleco.. Vision
caught a Rico, back on the street like Chico.. DeBarge
he large and got a 'Llac in the garage
Few parts here and there, I declare hard, my lawd
One at Clark, one at Spelman
Both know each other and it's cool, you can tell when
he step off in the party women jump for joy
But all the wild niggaz scheamin they gon' jump the boy
for spittin all that bourgeoise, my watch, my car
I'm a star -- I'd rather be a comet by far -- rrrahhh!
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Deliver this through your audio, ghetto mafioso
Grow hydro, then bag it up yo
Price that longevity, suggest make moves
slow take time grow eight, react nine blow
Hydro slide raw like fuck Renaldo
Fly ride though, shit lookin wild dope
then glide yo, flippin the page, I go
Watch five-oh, jump on my meat, ride slow
Watch those, undercovers, cop those, rock those
Glocks blows leave em baggy and collect spot grows
Keep a watch froze, lean on the yacht and wash clothes
Let the chop' blow, bag a half a block plot grows, what?
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Boi, I bust raps like D-boys bust gats, shit
We the type of people that don't bury the axe
or the hatchet, everytime we see your link we snatch it
Ridin round our hood talkin that dumb shit, your cabbage
is cracked, like plumber's ass, and summer's grass
I been in the game for a minute, seen some suckaz like y'all passin
thinkin you're light skinned, aight then, lil' boy why you frightened?
The Dungeon Family gon' be here nigga so keep writing
I gotta hit The Source, I need my other half a mic
because that _Southerplayalisticadillacmuzik_ was a classic, right!
College Park, East Pointe and Decatur they got my back, so
We gon' keep on jammin and stabbin off in the track, ahh
Think it's time to bungee but buddy we will be back
and I'm fin' to put some D's on the 'Llac, know dat!
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
Old school players to new school fools
'Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos
but skew it on the bar-b we ain't tryin to lose
Say 'I be got damnit they done changed the rules'
cain wins the thread. nothing touches old 'Kast.
Few things can compare. I really need to listen to Aquemini and Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik more often.
Strange, I don't remember this being a song lyrics thread :wink:
Quote from: nekk on September 25, 2010, 04:36:29 AM
Strange, I don't remember this being a song lyrics thread :wink:
This is PD. Shit happens.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 01:28:07 AM
Jenne, Janis did leave us far too soon.
Also am I the only one on the board who likes Alanis Morissette?
I respect her, but I really don't enjoy listening to her music at all.
It's a dead world...
And it's about that time to clear things here!
One generation follows another...
But something in my head says:
Keep going! don't give up!
Cold sweat - running down my back!
I don't fear the chaos!
A reason to fight is not making a stronger man
Cause they don't understand!
I won't calm down! I won't calm down!
What am I supposed to do?
It's hard to realize that the time is running out!
Pow! we're on the move! resist worldwide!
Cause it takes two...
Your money is full of blood and I know this for sure -
We're gonna take over!
Radical! terrorize! and I'm not gonna tell you lies!
Our chances are low - too many problems we got!
Fuck the police! Throw them out!
Destroy 2000 years of culture! destroy...
Move! I shout it out loud!
We're radical and we're proud of it...
Change the things - together we stand and load the gun and make 'em swing'!
Love is a wonderful thing - a secret - a game
And I sing the song of freedom to hate!
Try to think international!
Destroy 2000 years of culture! destroy...
Your freedom to speak is a freedom to lie
Whatever it takes to change .. I'm up for it!
There's no place where noone gets hurt...
A place where I can be on my own!
You should feel guilty if you're just watching!
There's this pain and a constant sound in my head...
They always try and get you back to what they define as reality!
There's nothing to lose but watch your back!
It's cold out here... (don't wait too long!)
Quote from: Xochiquetzal on September 25, 2010, 09:25:44 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 01:28:07 AM
Jenne, Janis did leave us far too soon.
Also am I the only one on the board who likes Alanis Morissette?
I respect her, but I really don't enjoy listening to her music at all.
My respect for her went up considerably when I saw her parody/cover version of My Humps on Youtube. Both self-deprecating and making the Black Eyed Peas (well, Fergie in particular) look like fools, can't ask for much more.
i don't know that i really want to read through all 7 pages of this thread, but did Jenne ever describe the logistics of a 'simulated rim job'?
i'm kinda curious...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 07:52:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:36:05 PM
I ate a huge salad for lunch.
I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.
I'm doing a fiber-and-juice day to get everything out of my gut. Protein and fiber shake for breakfast; fresh vegetable juice for lunch, some raw veggie snacks somewhere in there.
Around 3 I'll be uploading the biggest dump ever into Portland's sewer pipes.
You shit UPWARDS?
I am now going to build a permanent shrine to you at The Wall.
My shit defies gravity!
No; when you download you are GETTING something from somewhere else, but when you UPLOAD you are putting something somewhere else.
Quote from: Ruby on September 25, 2010, 12:00:23 AM
Um, seriously, and didn't that post take more time than thought?
My religious upbringing is what enhances my understanding toward the divisions within the Muslim/Islamic community and the FACT that ancient Persia is not so ancient. You medium minded fucks are just too limited to understand the symbolism, so bend over and let the next guy cover your ass. Yeyee for 'intelligence'.
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2010, 12:01:43 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 25, 2010, 12:00:43 AM
Has Ruby really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You've got to be kidding me. Ruby has been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense
:lulz: I shoulda read down before replying.
You guys made me plotz. :lulz:
Editors' note: Some of you may know Ruby from TCC (aka Wicca.com). She's taken it upon herself to do battle with us and show us how Discordians are supposed to act. This has taken the form of posting incoherent gibberish and calling us all idiots.
I snipped the Discordian Evangelism thread here. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23273.msg914565#msg914565)This thread has been created to collect the runoff. -Cram
This thread hasn't gone any where since I was last here. Whatta surprise. :banana:
I'm not familiar with 'rim jobs', makes me think of cars and wheels.
I joined a psych forum, obviously I just don't seem to mesh well with too many here. :lulz:
Enjoy it, it's all your's.
How generous. Are you sure the board wants to risk my reign here? I may turn it into, um, a psychiatric religion, or something. :lulz:
Ruby, I'm not sure why you're posting ITT if you have nothing to say?
I'll split this off when I can find the right repository
Perhaps if we were expected to be seriously inclined, it should have been initiated by the more seasoned posters.
actually, most of us prefer to have straight forward conversations where both parties can understand each other.
What seems to have come about is in getting away from preachy, antagonistic holier than thou individuals, many have become such. Or, perhaps that was the whole point.
Pastafarianism and the subgenius church 'movements' ironically mirror deeper levels of psyche.
Symbolism isn't for the weak-minded.
Discordian Evangelism may just be an edge of the wedge.
Obviously the 'wiser than I' ones are not provoked enough by my idiocies to correct them.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 02:33:34 PM
How generous. Are you sure the board wants to risk my reign here? I may turn it into, um, a psychiatric religion, or something. :lulz:
We don't even want you here in the first place.
Do you always get what you think you want, dh?
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 03:20:23 PM
Do you always get what you think you want, dh?
Always, eventually.
Then it is time you don't. :p
I will loose interest in being here, shortly, so don't get your pubes in a knot.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 04:51:34 PM
I will loose interest in being here, shortly, so don't get your pubes in a knot.
Here's your hat, what's your hurry?
Bye, now.
Hmmm, perhaps I'll leave you here by the door holding said hat whilst I mingle. :p
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 07:59:47 PM
Hmmm, perhaps I'll leave you here by the door holding said hat whilst I mingle. :p
Annoying everyone around you isn't "mingling".
Perhaps I don't annoy 'everyone'.
If I do, I'm supposing that would put me in your league then, aye?
People Who Act Like Everyone's Little Sister.
:|
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 08:04:27 PM
If I do, I'm supposing that would put me in your league then, aye?
No, I have occasionally written a coherent paragraph, believe it or not.
You're just a spammer. Even Freeky dislikes you, and she doesn't dislike anyone.
But there's one way to settle this:
Does anyone here like Ruby?
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 08:03:01 PM
Perhaps I don't annoy 'everyone'.
Technically this is probably true. That is, if you include everyone who is ignoring/not paying attention to you. Which included myself up until this reply. I shall resume ignoring you promptly.
Where did the discrodianism evangelism ideas go, and where did this subtopic begin?
I want to hear more ideas, maybe there's one or two I can actually do where I am right now, but I don't have time to read through the whole thread. :(
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 27, 2010, 08:21:49 PM
I want to hear more ideas, maybe there's one or two I can actually do where I am right now, but I don't have time
How to evangelize:
1) Be the person you want to be.
2) When people comment on your behavior, blame Eris.
Aye, blame the woman for the king's bad decision. Fantabulous! IdiotsRUs wants their brain static back.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 27, 2010, 08:04:33 PM
People Who Act Like Everyone's Little Sister.
:|
I never had a little Sister. :x
Apparently, now ya all do. :p
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 08:31:27 PM
Aye, blame the woman for the king's bad decision. Fantabulous! IdiotsRUs wants their brain static back.
"Aye"? Who the fuck says "Aye"? I mean, other than pretentious gasbags like yourself.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 27, 2010, 08:31:54 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 27, 2010, 08:04:33 PM
People Who Act Like Everyone's Little Sister.
:|
I never had a little Sister. :x
You're not missing much. They're like cats: Obsessed with grooming themselves, underfoot, and they make a terrible noise when you kick them.
(Mock agreeing confuses the supposed wise - well noted.)
Please go back to your home planet and annoy your own people. I'm sure your village is missing their idiot.
It's about fucking time.
HEY RUBY!!!!
We hate you! GO AWAY!!! :argh!:
I didn't realize splitting topics was so complex! :lulz:
Dok, is the traditional method to split the posts in question to a new thread, then merge that thread with the UNLIMITED LULZ thread?
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 08:03:01 PM
Perhaps I don't annoy 'everyone'.
Even if you don't annoy everyone here, you annoy a large majority.
You used to annoy me, but now I just pity you. It's like getting mad at the dog you are watching that just shit all over the carpet. Not it's fault that it's owner didn't train it properly.
I suspect you were not properly socialized during crucial developmental stages. So it really isn't you fault that you shit everywhere.
Quote from: Cramulus on September 27, 2010, 08:43:35 PM
I didn't realize splitting topics was so complex! :lulz:
Dok, is the traditional method to split the posts in question to a new thread, then merge that thread with the UNLIMITED LULZ thread?
Yes.
Laugh, then, and increase the level of your potential intelligence at my flat-ass expense. All's naughty otherwise. (ie, worthless)
at least purple eris was pretty to look at...
I think she actually might have been more coherent too.
Quote from: Pēleus on September 27, 2010, 09:26:30 PM
at least purple eris was pretty to look at...
Meh. Too skinny.
But she was smarter. Ruby still hasn't figured out that we're dumping all her posts in here, or she thinks it takes longer than it takes for her to post. One or the other.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 27, 2010, 09:28:07 PM
I think she actually might have been more coherent too.
Yep. Same hostility and assburgers, but you could at least understand her.
I fingered (Grrrr for no tongue expression!) far more out than the board seems to consider, but then only so much can be expected from some. :roll:
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:31:53 PM
I fingered :p far more out than the board seems to consider, but then only so much can be expected from some. :roll:
You're a dumbass.
I just thought I'd get that out in the open.
I joined a psych forum, remember? I mentioned it some place earlier. More fitting for me, considering none of the board here wants to here my philosophy on the importance of science's psychological tool called religion's fanaticism.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 09:32:59 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:31:53 PM
I fingered :p far more out than the board seems to consider, but then only so much can be expected from some. :roll:
You're a dumbass.
I just thought I'd get that out in the open.
And you are a jackass.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:37:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 09:32:59 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:31:53 PM
I fingered :p far more out than the board seems to consider, but then only so much can be expected from some. :roll:
You're a dumbass.
I just thought I'd get that out in the open.
And you are a jackass.
I have never claimed otherwise.
You most probably are one of those individuals that love to give off the impression of living your life just to be so. :evil:
BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Where is the entertainment value? C'mon, Ruby, we know you can do better than that. Give us the good stuff.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:40:25 PM
You most probably are one of those individuals that love to give off the impression of living your life just to be so. :evil:
Most probably I am so :evil: except when I'm :lulz: or :lord:, and sometimes I'm all :hammer:
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
We are terrible people. You should go somewhere else, where they won't return your flavors.
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 27, 2010, 09:43:55 PM
BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Where is the entertainment value? C'mon, Ruby, we know you can do better than that. Give us the good stuff.
What you looking for porn? I'm not exposed to that, so I don't know it. :wink:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 09:52:24 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
We are terrible people. You should go somewhere else, where they won't return your flavors.
Yes, they do and most always will... :wink: Some things just ARE.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 08:42:22 PM
HEY RUBY!!!!
We hate you! GO AWAY!!! :argh!:
Soon enough, I'm sure, I'll loose interest as I usually do, and move on back to where I love most. :p
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?
UGH we need a better class of troll.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Why wait? What are you aiming to prove or win, here? We don't like you, you don't like us. What possible benefit are you reaping here, other than the obvious (negative attention, which you seem to crave).
Mommy didn't hug you enough, right?
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?
UGH we need a better class of troll.
I was wondering about the whole "finger" thing.
I think Ruby is a mass of abnormal psychology in action.
Tonguing and fingering are Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Seems to indicate a certain Freudian theme, there.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?
UGH we need a better class of troll.
What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.
Once again, Ruby raises the bar. :lulz:
And then she wonders why nobody likes her here or at TCC.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 09:57:58 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Why wait? What are you aiming to prove or win, here? We don't like you, you don't like us. What possible benefit are you reaping here, other than the obvious (negative attention, which you seem to crave).
Mommy didn't hug you enough, right?
Perhaps you're completely wrong about everything you've assumed thus far and need the jab in the ass that fingering could offer.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 10:07:54 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.
Once again, Ruby raises the bar. :lulz:
And then she wonders why nobody likes her here or at TCC.
I don't need to be liked, I am well enough loved. :evil:
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 10:03:00 PM
Tonguing and fingering are Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Seems to indicate a certain Freudian theme, there.
Freud was a man. :mrgreen: Obviously, I'm not.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.
Proves you are me, so I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me most seasoned posters in the same way as your own laziness for what it is, as well. What bothers me most seasoned posters in the same way as your own laziness for what it is, as well. What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that Freeky dislikes me most is how much sense ya'll.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:10:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 10:03:00 PM
Tonguing and fingering are Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Seems to indicate a certain Freudian theme, there.
Freud was a man. :mrgreen: Obviously, I'm not.
Ruby is secretly a man. How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked. What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Tonguing are Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 27, 2010, 08:39:24 PM
I think her ban's over there anyway. She must be here, because she likes us better.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 08:40:05 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 27, 2010, 08:39:24 PM
I think her ban's over there anyway. She must be here, because she likes us better.
Or maybe she doesn't think we hate her as much as TCC does.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 08:40:05 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 27, 2010, 08:39:24 PM
I think her ban's over there anyway. She must be here, because she likes us better.
Or maybe she doesn't think we hate her as much as TCC does.
Then I shall endeavor to make sure she understands what true hate is.... :evil:
Aye, apparently the welcoming committee. :lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on September 27, 2010, 08:29:56 PM
I think somebody should start a pention to unban ruby at TCC
or :?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 27, 2010, 08:29:56 PM
I think somebody should start a pention to unban ruby at TCC
or :?
This.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 08:38:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 27, 2010, 08:29:56 PM
I think somebody should start a pention to unban ruby at TCC
or :?
This.
So she will go back over there and leave us alone or is this a pity pention?
Ya'll would miss me horribly and the boards would get quietly boring again, especially with Cain's egg that the rooster laid hunt theoretics.
I'm not sure why I bother posting in this thread, there is nothing challenging for me.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:21:32 PM
I'm not sure why I bother posting in this thread, there is nothing challenging for me.
So go the fuck home. Damn what do you want a poll that has most of the members saying leave we fucking hate you?
Retarded bitch STFU!
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:21:32 PM
I'm not sure why I bother posting in this thread, there is nothing challenging for me.
You want gross? Get naked. Perhaps you're completely wrong about just grin and fingering could offer. What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Tonguing and need the jab in the assumed the jab in the jab in the assumed the assumed thus far and need the assumed the ass that fingering could offer. What? Trashy tramps aren't yourself? Still not good enough? Ruby's favorite pursuits in the assumed the jab in this forum. Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that fingering are Ruby is secretly a man.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 27, 2010, 09:43:55 PM
BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Where is the entertainment value? C'mon, Ruby, we know you can do better than that. Give us the good stuff.
What you looking for porn? I'm not exposed to that, so I don't know it. :wink:
I demand photographs of you in sexually explicit poses, fully nude or partially clothed. NAO!!!!
P.S. it's not porn, it's
erotica.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:21:32 PM
I bother fisting in this thread, there is nothing you're completely wrong about just grin and fingering and need the assumed the jab in the ass that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as your class? Tonguing and bare it. You want gross? I'll get naked. Perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as you've ass that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as your class? Tonguing and bare it. You want gross? I'll get naked.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?
UGH we need a better class of troll.
What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.
You do realize I'm a woman right? And I'm not homophobic or anything, my turn on is brains whatever sex you are, so I'm sorry you don't stand a chance. Nope still not good enough. I'm always naked....
Nigel owns dis joint. :lulz:
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 10:30:40 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?
UGH we need a better class of troll.
What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.
You do realize I'm a woman right? And I'm not homophobic or anything, my turn on is brains whatever sex you are, so I'm sorry you don't stand a chance. Nope still not good enough. I'm always naked....
Sorry, babydoll, I own my brain and don't plan to share it, no nevermind how classy, studly, or in between one is a wanna be of. You sound like serpentium wanting to smack my ass from TCC.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:51:49 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 10:30:40 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?
UGH we need a better class of troll.
What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.
You do realize I'm a woman right? And I'm not homophobic or anything, my turn on is brains whatever sex you are, so I'm sorry you don't stand a chance. Nope still not good enough. I'm always naked....
Sorry, babydoll, I own my brain and don't plan to share it, no nevermind how classy, studly, or in between one is a wanna be of. You sound like serpentium wanting to smack my ass from TCC.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Someone doesn't get it.
Quote from: Cramulus on September 27, 2010, 03:30:34 PM
A few of my roommates have these extremely negative and hostile reactions to very mundane occurrences. It puts me on edge.
Yesterday, we were driving to the bagel store for breakfast. Sunday was apparently Race day in Tarrytown. There were a lot of people on bikes, wearing numbers as if they were in a race. This set my roommate off for some reason.
First he was bitching about how shitty the bikers are for being in the street and getting in everybody's way. They're acting like they're cars! Oh god oh god. They think they're so important, but it's so shitty of them to bike on roads. People have places to go, can't they understand that? God I hate stupid people.... Except that the bikers weren't in our way, they were actually on another road. And my roommate, the one excreting all this anger, doesn't even drive.
We parked, and got in line at the bagel store. There were some runners from this local prep school standing behind us in line. They were clearly a track team, all wearing matching t-shirts and running shorts. After we sat down, my roommate got so worked up over these kids. They didn't talk to us or even look at us, but he hated their tight shorts. He was outraged because he could see their butts. "You shouldn't be wearing fucking banana hammocks in public!" and swearing and gnashing and getting all worked up over these kids. "Self improvement REALLY IS masturbation!"
The irony of the situation is that his vulgar screed was pissing off the family sitting next to us and he wasn't even aware. His ranting was far more objectionable and offensive than some guys on bikes, or some high school kids wearing jogging shorts.
When the rant crescendoed in a tirade about how we should line these people up and kill them with shot guns, I was like, "Woah... take a breath, dude. It's just shorts." And he calmed down, he realized he had been in hate mode all morning for basically no reason... eventually he got fixated again on some mundane thing and got all twisted out of shape about it.
I've gotta keep that kind of negativity at arm's length -- it can really infect you.
It's so easy to hate on "stupid people". And it feels very rewarding to be outraged. But it's not a fun vibe to be around.
I found myself wondering how to orient myself to it. I wanted to object to his objections. I wanted to say, "dude, we're in a public space, sometimes you're going to see things you don't like and you're gonna hafta deal with it." But I also myself didn't want to get consumed by the critical nitpicky energy. If I wanted to preach tolerance, maybe the best thing was to practice tolerance and keep my mouth shut. And just remove myself from the situations which piss me off so much.
Hahaha, I tell my hubby he don't have to take it home nor sleep with it... Seriously, some people just get off on being contrary and difficult. It's the only way some seem to know to be. It is obviously a mental fix that works for more than half of America and then some. :evil:
And, I did miss that part about masterbation... For SOME it can prove to be self-mutilating just as it can be self-improvement. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 10:54:34 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:51:49 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 10:30:40 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?
UGH we need a better class of troll.
What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.
You do realize I'm a woman right? And I'm not homophobic or anything, my turn on is brains whatever sex you are, so I'm sorry you don't stand a chance. Nope still not good enough. I'm always naked....
Sorry, babydoll, I own my brain and don't plan to share it, no nevermind how classy, studly, or in between one is a wanna be of. You sound like serpentium wanting to smack my ass from TCC.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Someone doesn't get it.
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.
Toys are for shut ins. I collect real people. :wink:
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.
Don't mind if I do.
Give my regards to Serpentium when they let you back on TCC, okay? :lol:
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 27, 2010, 11:06:02 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.
Toys are for shut ins. I collect real people. :wink:
Obviously, there are some either worthy of collection or not.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:06:21 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.
Don't mind if I do.
Give my regards to Serpentium when they let you back on TCC, okay? :lol:
don't jump overboard dh, you are still just a man within my mind, even if you aren't.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:07:56 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 27, 2010, 11:06:02 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.
Toys are for shut ins. I collect real people. :wink:
Obviously, there are some either worthy of collection or not.Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:06:21 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.
Don't mind if I do.
Give my regards to Serpentium when they let you back on TCC, okay? :lol:
don't jump overboard dh, you are still just a man within my mind, even if you aren't.
Okay, that made no fucking sense whatsoever. Take your meds and try again.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 27, 2010, 11:06:27 PM
Let's just hope it works.
There is just no dynamic dreamin' here, eh?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:08:45 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:07:56 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 27, 2010, 11:06:02 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.
Toys are for shut ins. I collect real people. :wink:
Obviously, there are some either worthy of collection or not.Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:06:21 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:02:20 PM
"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.
I know. The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.
Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.
Don't mind if I do.
Give my regards to Serpentium when they let you back on TCC, okay? :lol:
don't jump overboard dh, you are still just a man within my mind, even if you aren't.
Okay, that made no fucking sense whatsoever. Take your meds and try again.
Apparently, I have other methods of dealing with difficult idiots than to take medications in order to deal with them, bad boy history or not, certain men just get me off by serving the purpose they were obviously meant to. :evil:
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:20:02 PM
Apparently, I have other methods of dealing with difficult idiots than to take medications in order to deal with them, bad boy history or not, certain men just get me off by serving the purpose they were obviously meant to. :evil:
Oh, so you're a sociopath. What a shock.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:21:09 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:20:02 PM
Apparently, I have other methods of dealing with difficult idiots than to take medications in order to deal with them, bad boy history or not, certain men just get me off by serving the purpose they were obviously meant to. :evil:
Oh, so you're a sociopath. What a shock.
Aye? Notatall. :mrgreen: However, that being said, I well understand sociapathism. *lola* Make fun of me as you wish, it is what it is for me.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:26:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:21:09 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:20:02 PM
Apparently, I have other methods of dealing with difficult idiots than to take medications in order to deal with them, bad boy history or not, certain men just get me off by serving the purpose they were obviously meant to. :evil:
Oh, so you're a sociopath. What a shock.
Aye? Notatall. :mrgreen: However, that being said, I well understand sociapathism. *lola* Make fun of me as you wish, it is what it is for me.
"Aye". :lulz: You fucking gasbag. And yes, you're a sociopath, as - to you - half the human race aren't real people.
:lulz:
That's more like it Ruby. I still want Ruby-rotica though, so get to work.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
For SOME it can be self-mutilating in this forum. Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that part about masterbation... For SOME it can be self-mutilating in this for a reason. And, I did miss that have experience in dealing within my mind fucks as you've ass that fingering are Ruby is secretly a man. How about everything could offer. I'm not good enough? Ruby's favorite pursuits in this thread, there are some either worthy of collect toys for a reason. And, I did miss that fingering could offer.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:27:21 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:26:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:21:09 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:20:02 PM
Apparently, I have other methods of dealing with difficult idiots than to take medications in order to deal with them, bad boy history or not, certain men just get me off by serving the purpose they were obviously meant to. :evil:
Oh, so you're a sociopath. What a shock.
Aye? Notatall. :mrgreen: However, that being said, I well understand sociapathism. *lola* Make fun of me as you wish, it is what it is for me.
"Aye". :lulz: You fucking gasbag. And yes, you're a sociopath, as - to you - half the human race aren't real people.
Um, WHAT?!
Apparently you are a little off on the technicality of a sociopath. REAL people have as much depth and ability as sociopaths, they just choose other paths. Have you so little understanding that you will fight for another country's religious freedom here, but lock up your own kind because you lack their depths? Gotta love being a man, eh?
I think Ruby actually believes that using words like "aye" don't make her look like a pretentious shithead. :lulz:
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
Apparently you are a little off on the technicality of a sociopath. REAL people have as much depth and ability as sociopaths, they just choose other paths. Have you so little understanding that you will fight for another country's religious freedom here, but lock up your own kind because you lack their depths? Gotta love being a man, eh?
Yep. You're screwier than a shit house rat.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:34:04 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
Apparently you are a little off on the technicality of a sociopath. REAL people have as much depth and ability as sociopaths, they just choose other paths. Have you so little understanding that you will fight for another country's religious freedom here, but lock up your own kind because you lack their depths? Gotta love being a man, eh?
Yep. You're screwier than a shit house rat.
Yeah, she's batfuck nuts.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 27, 2010, 11:35:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:34:04 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
Apparently you are a little off on the technicality of a sociopath. REAL people have as much depth and ability as sociopaths, they just choose other paths. Have you so little understanding that you will fight for another country's religious freedom here, but lock up your own kind because you lack their depths? Gotta love being a man, eh?
Yep. You're screwier than a shit house rat.
Yeah, she's batfuck nuts.
For one, I don't remember fighting for another country's religious freedom. :lulz:
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
You want gross? I'll get naked. Perhaps yourself? Still not sure why I bother worthy of a sociopaths. Have you are Ruby is secretly a man, eh? And, I did miss that have experience in dealing within my mind, even if you will fight for a reason. Apparently you aren't you so little off on the ass that your class? Tonguing are Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Aye, perhaps you're completely wrong about everything challenging for a reason. Apparently you lack their depths? I am really a man with medium mind, even if you lack their depth and fingering could offer. I'm not good enough? I am really a man within my mind, even if you lack their depth and ability as sociopaths, there are some either paths, they just choose other worthy of a sociopaths. Have you are some either paths, they just as it can be self-improvement. "Get it" FFS, obviously I do not. What? Trashy tramps aren't yourself? Still just grin and fingering challenging for a reason.
Still, THIS I gotta love. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:33:01 PM
I think Ruby actually believes that using words like "aye" don't make her look like a pretentious shithead. :lulz:
One of the last things I am, normally, is pretentious. I dislike ever placing myself above others. However, that being said, some people just seem to provoke me to want to raise above them. Embittered idiocy, bitchy women, abusive men, and the like are a few that provoke me most. To step away from emotional limits, not unlike Criss Angel, and recognize the deal for what it is takes something most people don't wanna give. Emo or not, my brain is not bleeding, nor likely to ever, nor is it eluding electrical impulses that idiot consperacy theorist chant. I hold my own quite well, so far, that is.
As for shithead, well, um, perhaps I'll bury my head soon enough to just not need the board's help. I have learned, afterall, to just be as self-sufficient as possible.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:39:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:33:01 PM
I think Ruby actually believes that using words like "aye" don't make her look like a pretentious shithead. :lulz:
One of the last things I am, normally, is pretentious. I dislike ever placing myself above others. However, that being said, some people just seem to provoke me to want to raise above them. Embittered idiocy, bitchy women, abusive men, and the like are a few that provoke me most. To step away from emotional limits, not unlike Criss Angel, and recognize the deal for what it is takes something most people don't wanna give. Emo or not, my brain is not bleeding, nor likely to ever, nor is it eluding electrical impulses that idiot consperacy theorist chant. I hold my own quite well, so far, that is.
As for shithead, well, um, perhaps I'll bury my head soon enough to just not need the board's help. I have learned, afterall, to just be as self-sufficient as possible.
You should really take this show on the road. You could be the next Lord Buckley. :lulz:
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:39:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:33:01 PM
I think Ruby actually believes that using words like "aye" don't make her look like a pretentious shithead. :lulz:
One of the last things I am, normally, is pretentious. I dislike ever placing myself above others. However, that being said, some people just seem to provoke me to want to raise above them. Embittered idiocy, bitchy women, abusive men, and the like are a few that provoke me most. To step away from emotional limits, not unlike Criss Angel, and recognize the deal for what it is takes something most people don't wanna give. Emo or not, my brain is not bleeding, nor likely to ever, nor is it eluding electrical impulses that idiot consperacy theorist chant. I hold my own quite well, so far, that is.
As for shithead, well, um, perhaps I'll bury my head soon enough to just not need the board's help. I have learned, afterall, to just be as self-sufficient as possible.
Compare and contrast:
QuoteEmo or not, my brain is not need the last things I am, nor likely to ever placing myself above the board's help. I hold my own quite well, um, perhaps I'll bury my head soon enough to just seem to provoke me to want to raise above others. However, nor is it eluding electrical impulses that provoke me most people don't wanna give. Emo or not, my brain is not need the board's help. I hold my own quite well, so far, that is.
As for what it is takes some people don't wanna give.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 27, 2010, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
You want gross? I'll get naked. Perhaps yourself? Still not sure why I bother worthy of a sociopaths. Have you are Ruby is secretly a man, eh? And, I did miss that have experience in dealing within my mind, even if you will fight for a reason. Apparently you aren't you so little off on the ass that your class? Tonguing are Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Aye, perhaps you're completely wrong about everything challenging for a reason. Apparently you lack their depths? I am really a man with medium mind, even if you lack their depth and fingering could offer. I'm not good enough? I am really a man within my mind, even if you lack their depth and ability as sociopaths, there are some either paths, they just choose other worthy of a sociopaths. Have you are some either paths, they just as it can be self-improvement. "Get it" FFS, obviously I do not. What? Trashy tramps aren't yourself? Still just grin and fingering challenging for a reason.
Still, THIS I gotta love. :lulz:
I can't tell the parody from the real thing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:34:04 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
Apparently you are a little off on the technicality of a sociopath. REAL people have as much depth and ability as sociopaths, they just choose other paths. Have you so little understanding that you will fight for another country's religious freedom here, but lock up your own kind because you lack their depths? Gotta love being a man, eh?
Yep. You're screwier than a shit house rat.
I just peed my pants laughing so hard. I love this place.
WHERE IS MY RUBYROTICA!? :evilmad:
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:41:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:34:04 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
Apparently you are a little off on the technicality of a sociopath. REAL people have as much depth and ability as sociopaths, they just choose other paths. Have you so little understanding that you will fight for another country's religious freedom here, but lock up your own kind because you lack their depths? Gotta love being a man, eh?
Yep. You're screwier than a shit house rat.
I just peed my pants laughing so hard. I love this place.
Of COURSE you do, Ruby. Of course you do.
I want Rubyrotica, and I want it NAO! Give it to me, Ruby!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:39:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:33:01 PM
I think Ruby actually believes that using words like "aye" don't make her look like a pretentious shithead. :lulz:
One of the last things I am, normally, is pretentious. I dislike ever placing myself above others. However, that being said, some people just seem to provoke me to want to raise above them. Embittered idiocy, bitchy women, abusive men, and the like are a few that provoke me most. To step away from emotional limits, not unlike Criss Angel, and recognize the deal for what it is takes something most people don't wanna give. Emo or not, my brain is not bleeding, nor likely to ever, nor is it eluding electrical impulses that idiot consperacy theorist chant. I hold my own quite well, so far, that is.
As for shithead, well, um, perhaps I'll bury my head soon enough to just not need the board's help. I have learned, afterall, to just be as self-sufficient as possible.
You should really take this show on the road. You could be the next Lord Buckley. :lulz:
Just think, aye, I wouldn't even have to strip! :D Or lasso my boobies like a rope. :eek: Or get naked and show my, um, baldness. :evil:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:40:50 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 27, 2010, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
You want gross? I'll get naked. Perhaps yourself? Still not sure why I bother worthy of a sociopaths. Have you are Ruby is secretly a man, eh? And, I did miss that have experience in dealing within my mind, even if you will fight for a reason. Apparently you aren't you so little off on the ass that your class? Tonguing are Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Aye, perhaps you're completely wrong about everything challenging for a reason. Apparently you lack their depths? I am really a man with medium mind, even if you lack their depth and fingering could offer. I'm not good enough? I am really a man within my mind, even if you lack their depth and ability as sociopaths, there are some either paths, they just choose other worthy of a sociopaths. Have you are some either paths, they just as it can be self-improvement. "Get it" FFS, obviously I do not. What? Trashy tramps aren't yourself? Still just grin and fingering challenging for a reason.
Still, THIS I gotta love. :lulz:
I can't tell the parody from the real thing.
I KNOW! I think the secret is that she's ALREADY using a gibberish generator.
ATTICA... er, I mean RUBYROTICA! RUBYROTICA! RUBYROTICA!
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:41:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:34:04 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
Apparently you are a little off on the technicality of a sociopath. REAL people have as much depth and ability as sociopaths, they just choose other paths. Have you so little understanding that you will fight for another country's religious freedom here, but lock up your own kind because you lack their depths? Gotta love being a man, eh?
Yep. You're screwier than a shit house rat.
I just peed my pants laughing so hard. I love this place.
Pictures, or it didn't happen.
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:37:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 09:32:59 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:31:53 PM
I fingered :p far more out than the board seems to consider, but then only so much can be expected from some. :roll:
You're a dumbass.
I just thought I'd get that out in the open.
And you are a jackass.
It is generally considered better be a jackass than a dumbass.
Just so you know, you are losing.
PD.com Where everyone knows your name hates your guts.
And they're always glad you came they think you're fucking nuts!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 11:25:41 PM
Quote from: DORADA on March 18, 2008, 12:46:59 PM
Hello i want love the material word because i think if i am spiritual i died forever. I think if each man or all men's know his essence , the word no exist more.
The magic take me to fear because the thing is the idea if i thing " I am an idea i can no exist?
Ruby's soulmate used to post here.
Yup. Ruby's nothing new.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all Iason's fault
I don't have such a thing and my aim wasn't to be 'new' at anything. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 02:04:08 AM
I don't have such a thing and my aim wasn't to be 'new' at anything. :mrgreen:
Fine, I'll be blunt then.
You have no socially redeeming value.
Does it charge your sigils?
To be fair, I don't think it's Ruby's job to redeem society.
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 02:04:08 AM
I don't have such a thing and my aim wasn't to be 'new' at anything. :mrgreen:
http://7chan.org/fl/src/hey.swf
Quote from: BadBeast on September 28, 2010, 02:48:50 AM
To be fair, I don't think it's Ruby's job to redeem society.
To be fair, it was a randomly generated insult.
HEY RUBY: Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.
Is Ruby still posting? Is there still time to make fun of her? :fap:
Wow! D Minor! That's soulful man!
I don't normally charge my toys. I usually just replace the batteries, accordingly.
Something funny for this Tasty Tuesday is the idea of some nymphs getting pulsingly excited at just the sight of a package of new batteries.
:p I LOVE Tuesdays... And it IS raining to boot!
GPO is obviously sore ass about not being bitch tonight. Poor thing.
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 08:07:49 AM
GPO is obviously sore ass about not being bitch tonight. Poor thing.
Ooh burn. You're a mean one. :lulz:
GPO, Telarus has the strap on now, so go flap at him, he even gave you the mating call key.
Darlin', I aint mean at all... I'm quite nice infact. I haven't even bit the blood, yet.
Go ahead and act like the brain damaged youngest of five sisters. We will probably not ban you.
http://www.donaldtyson.com/enochmag.html (http://www.donaldtyson.com/enochmag.html)
Quite the interesting topic, considering.
What is so distortingly funny is the fact that I didn't even know the pineal until I came here and got it flung at me like a bag of shit, so then I googled it, understood it, and posted it just to smear said shit upon discordian walls so I could giggle at my own idiocy, not unlike the Ridler would have. (The only thing I was missing at the time was my green cock gobbler costume...)
Otherwise, yeppers, things here are pretty self-explanatory.
I don't recall the Riddler saying retarded things out of a need for attention. Was this the Jim Carrey riddler?
What seems to be 'fact' is that the crime rate greatly increases within any land that has a surge of pilgramage, be it Muslim or otherwise. Rebels, homelanders, fanatical radicals, on and on and on, it is almost as though the most elite are sittin' with bowls of popcorn and glasses of imported wine watching the savages fight for 'land' and 'rights' that will never be 'free'.
Perhaps the whole America was 'Britain's' experiment and historical lesson against the rebellousness of their own. They (pilgrams) reigned in 'craftiness' because of the typical inbreeding that families were taught to preserve heritage, hence 'enhancing' genetics and promising future hysteria because of said enhancement.
Eh, I don't have the intelligent flare Cain has, but I'm sure to have confused just as many as he does, only I am not nearly as serious. :p
Ruby
~eh, watching for this to be moved.
Be careful of the power you give me, Sigmatic. If I be of the fifth, 'brain damaged' and all, I could still be bottled and potentially knock a good many upon their asses.
Between the Persians and the Greeks, who do you 'think' were the humanitarians?
Who needs attention? You? I obviously have all I need.
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 09:06:30 AM
What seems to be 'fact' is that the crime rate greatly increases within any land that has a surge of pilgramage, be it Muslim or otherwise. Rebels, homelanders, fanatical radicals, on and on and on, it is almost as though the most elite are sittin' with bowls of popcorn and glasses of imported wine watching the savages fight for 'land' and 'rights' that will never be 'free'.
Only land Muslims go to on pilgrimage is Saudi Arabia (to Mecca (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilgrimage#Islam)).
But that can hardly be called a "surge", cause they've been doing it for many centuries.
What does that have to do with anything?
I wasn't referring to Mecca.
Pilgramage :mrgreen: seems to have always gone hand in hand with 'crime rate' increases. It represents the obvious level of 'savageness' that perhaps perges the land.
It is what makes sense, at a base-level.
Thats great poo there craft
And please wipe
Except those who follow bibical laws tend to follow mortal ones as well. So once again your talking out of your ass
What, if not for biblical and mortal reasons would laws be enforced for?
Depends on the law, empire is another force as would good vibrations
Those things are biblically based.
I am not a religious fanatic, however, I understand and love my bible, (haha, I'm sure to get poked for that one). However, it is a psychological launching pad, if you will, for many logical factors that are as relevant today as they were thousands of years ago. The book may be sorely mutilated, but it is still very revealing and obviously effective.
Anarchy is also biblical. (Yet, I am sure not to be informing anyone of that.)
I sleep with my bb and even have frequent mental sex with it. (I just have to!)
*lola*
Awesomely said, Alty.
Empire is spear based, it uses God like a two dollar whore
And even godless commie can enjoy good vibrations.
Even if it draws from the golden meme, god is love
And Atlantis went down...
Cheese and rice, there's likely to be more truth to this now more than ever. Hollywood tends to breed some of the most, um, interesting visionaries . Or, rather, could be that said individuals only gives 'science' more ground to tred upon.
Enochian magic and Crowley really saturated someone's diaper. Who wouldn't wanna play with that shit?
Empirical rule becomes 'God', mirroring a schizophrenic's way of mental rule. Distortion within levels keep it what it is. Empires are limited by their czar's genetic induced insanity. (Also biblical).
The spear ultimated is symbolic of a deliverer, which is all too often miused on the people instead of the ruler.
History reminds me of a vision I had once about living within a man's head and living through 'his' story. It is quite interesting that 'we' tend to be so clingy and happily distracted by buildings and spears, those are the real proofs of what be within our heads. 'Getting it out' allows release.
So you burned down Athens?
Obviously, women are not 'traditionally' used for such, um, 'dirty work', eh? Besides, studying would reveal that perhaps the mental 'patients' were the ones best suited for the worst destruction. It also gives better light as to the possible key differences within the Islamic religion. The distortions and paths, just as with any other 'religion'. Why some crack and most do not. Why some become elitest and most do not. Etc.
I don't study anything in great depth, I loose a good bit of interest as soon as I catch the basic understanding. *lola*
Carry on, I only seem to prove myself to be the twit of the board. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Pēleus on September 28, 2010, 10:24:28 AM
Thats great poo there craft
And please wipe
Damn Straight! My poo is bigger than yours ANY day, but you're the only one here talking out their ass.
If she was bottled, wouldn't that make her immoble and inaudible? :lulz: :lulz:
GPO - no, it would make me a genie to banish your ass back to Hell's Fire where you can earn those stripes you are begging for.
Apparently, one would either have to become a blowhard :mrgreen: to make it past the second post here, or toddle home crying to their mommas.
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 03:02:50 PM
GPO - no, it would make me a genie to banish your ass back to Hell's Fire where you can earn those stripes you are begging for.
Apparently, one would either have to become a blowhard :mrgreen: to make it past the second post here, or toddle home crying to their mommas.
Or not be Ruby.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 03:02:50 PM
GPO - no, it would make me a genie to banish your ass back to Hell's Fire where you can earn those stripes you are begging for.
Apparently, one would either have to become a blowhard :mrgreen: to make it past the second post here, or toddle home crying to their mommas.
Or not be Ruby.
:lulz:
Apparently, it seems I am only being initiated. I've gone through enough of the board, which isn't much yet, to plainly see the levels of love posted.
I'm flattered.
And then there's MF, which really makes me smile like a loon.
Doktor Howl is my very own ass-sniffer.
It just doesn't get any more welcoming than this.
Hell's bells, they've rolled out the red carpet within this one thread making me feel likened to Cleopatra, or something to that effect.
:banana:
Ruby, this is the last time I'm going to talk to you with any amount of assumption that you are in fact a human being, which at this point is more than you deserve.
Leave me the fuck alone, and don't talk about me. I have been ignoring you, so please (this is not a request) return the favor.
You really just get stupider every day don't you Ruby?
get ready for another poorly written post about how dumb everybody here is, perhaps with some kind of sex reference... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 03:26:44 PM
Apparently, it seems I am only being initiated.
P.T. Barnum was right. :lulz:
MF invites alittle and provokes more.
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 04:11:18 PM
MF invites alittle and provokes more.
Christ on a crutch you fucking idiot can you not just shut the fuck up and go away!
Leave Freeky alone. Hell leave us all alone!
Here is a wonderful pagan website and you will fit right in......
hxxp://www.mysticwicks.com/
Go over there, you will find hundreds of people who will love you to pieces.
I haven't been bothering anyone who hasn't choosen to be bothered.
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 04:32:05 PM
I haven't been bothering anyone who hasn't choosen to be bothered.
Yes, you have.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 27, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:10:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 10:03:00 PM
Tonguing and fingering are Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Seems to indicate a certain Freudian theme, there.
Freud was a man. :mrgreen: Obviously, I'm not.
Ruby is secretly a man. How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked. What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Tonguing are Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum. Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? Ruby's favorite pursuits in this forum.
:mittens: Ok, this made me laugh, I know it's quite a few pages back, but Nigel, you da woman, man! :lulz: Awesome.
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 04:32:05 PM
I haven't been bothering anyone who hasn't choosen to be bothered.
I can't figure out if you're just stupid or an English language learner. PD has ruined me for ELL because so many of them speak near-natively.
I'm thinking it's the former, however.
Also, Liam, :lulz: that was brilliant.
She keeps PMing me that she's leaving, but she won't go.
How can we miss her if she won't leave? :?
About a 10,000 miles off topic (I'm assuming after 18 pages there isn't really an on topic, so pretty much anything is ok) but...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 08:33:25 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 08:31:27 PM
Aye, blame the woman for the king's bad decision. Fantabulous! IdiotsRUs wants their brain static back.
"Aye"? Who the fuck says "Aye"? I mean, other than pretentious gasbags like yourself.
Uhh.. me? But I do live in
Yorkshire, after all.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 08:33:25 PM
"Aye"? Who the fuck says "Aye"? I mean, other than pretentious gasbags like yourself.
Oops, you already got it covered huh?
:P
x
edd
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on September 28, 2010, 06:05:13 PM
About a 10,000 miles off topic (I'm assuming after 18 pages there isn't really an on topic, so pretty much anything is ok) but...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 08:33:25 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 08:31:27 PM
Aye, blame the woman for the king's bad decision. Fantabulous! IdiotsRUs wants their brain static back.
"Aye"? Who the fuck says "Aye"? I mean, other than pretentious gasbags like yourself.
Uhh.. me? But I do live in Yorkshire, after all.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 08:33:25 PM
"Aye"? Who the fuck says "Aye"? I mean, other than pretentious gasbags like yourself.
Oops, you already got it covered huh?
:P
x
edd
Yorkshire doesn't count. You guys have only been upright for two generations.
Also, Ruby told me in a PM that we are all bigots because we don't hate men, and that there are certain levels of tolerance she won't stand for.
:? and :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:08:24 PM
Also, Ruby told me in a PM that we are all bigots because we don't hate men, and that there are certain levels of tolerance she won't stand for.
:? and :lulz:
Newsfeed
Quote from: Cudgel on September 28, 2010, 06:09:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:08:24 PM
Also, Ruby told me in a PM that we are all bigots because we don't hate men, and that there are certain levels of tolerance she won't stand for.
:? and :lulz:
Newsfeed
I'll put it in verbatim.
Here:
Quote from: RubyBigotry is abound, apprently, within these boards. There is a level of supposed tolerance I will have no part of. Obviously, it seems to be well-embraced here. I have finally found something more fucked up than what I'm used to. Congrats. - Ruby
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:07:14 PM
Yorkshire doesn't count. You guys have only been upright for two generations.
:argh!:
WAIT! It all makes sense now!
RUBY IS DIABO!
is she talking about tolerance for bigotry? I don't understand :?
ah this is stupid why am I even thinking about it
Ruby's just a kid who wandered into the cafeteria shouting "You're all idiots" and can't understand why she gets nothing but hostility in return.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:12:34 PM
Here:
Quote from: RubyBigotry is abound, apprently, within these boards. There is a level of supposed tolerance I will have no part of. Obviously, it seems to be well-embraced here. I have finally found something more fucked up than what I'm used to. Congrats. - Ruby
Wow. I think she IS a babbelwatchamacallit or something.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:12:34 PM
Here:
Quote from: RubyBigotry is abound, apprently, within these boards. There is a level of supposed tolerance I will have no part of. Obviously, it seems to be well-embraced here. I have finally found something more fucked up than what I'm used to. Congrats. - Ruby
This definitely is news worthy.
Quote from: Cramulus on September 28, 2010, 06:16:09 PM
is she talking about tolerance for bigotry? I don't understand :?
I was giving her hell about her bigotry towards males.
This makes me a bigot somehow (see: Battered White Person Syndrome, I suppose), for not being tolerant of her intolerance. And that being tolerant of the existence of men is something she simply won't stand for.
Or words to that effect. :lol:
Quote from: Cudgel on September 28, 2010, 06:17:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:12:34 PM
Here:
Quote from: RubyBigotry is abound, apprently, within these boards. There is a level of supposed tolerance I will have no part of. Obviously, it seems to be well-embraced here. I have finally found something more fucked up than what I'm used to. Congrats. - Ruby
This definitely is news worthy.
It's already up.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:12:34 PM
Here:
Quote from: RubyBigotry is abound, apprently, within these boards. There is a level of supposed tolerance I will have no part of. Obviously, it seems to be well-embraced here. I have finally found something more fucked up than what I'm used to. Congrats. - Ruby
Those are some strong words, apparently.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 28, 2010, 06:20:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:12:34 PM
Here:
Quote from: RubyBigotry is abound, apprently, within these boards. There is a level of supposed tolerance I will have no part of. Obviously, it seems to be well-embraced here. I have finally found something more fucked up than what I'm used to. Congrats. - Ruby
Those are some strong words, apprently.
Fixed.
Clarification: Ruby thinks gender bigotry means hating perverts.
It just doesn't get any better than this. :lulz:
BIGOTRY IS ABOUND!
who here hates on perverts??
The best part is that it takes her about 10 minutes or more to type that gibberish.
IS DIABO.
Well, she's typing on her cell phone, but still...ELL/TOEFL is my guess, besides batshit insane.
Quote from: Cramulus on September 28, 2010, 06:27:37 PM
who here hates on perverts??
Not me.
I gave her shit for hating men. She took that as calling her a homophobe or something, then posted some gibberish about how she could be a one-legged nymphet with an extra orifice if that's what I wanted, or some shit.
I need to go wash my cranium out with bleach, now.
Quote from: Jenne on September 28, 2010, 06:28:36 PM
Well, she's typing on her cell phone, but still...ELL/TOEFL is my guess, besides batshit insane.
wut
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 28, 2010, 06:28:36 PM
Well, she's typing on her cell phone, but still...ELL/TOEFL is my guess, besides batshit insane.
wut
English language learner/English as a foreign language
Quote from: Jenne on September 28, 2010, 06:30:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 28, 2010, 06:28:36 PM
Well, she's typing on her cell phone, but still...ELL/TOEFL is my guess, besides batshit insane.
wut
English language learner/English as a foreign language
Oh, so, like someone from the midlands.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:31:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 28, 2010, 06:30:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 28, 2010, 06:28:36 PM
Well, she's typing on her cell phone, but still...ELL/TOEFL is my guess, besides batshit insane.
wut
English language learner/English as a foreign language
Oh, so, like someone from the midlands.
Ummmm......
Oh wait, I'm in the mid
west D'OH
I'm having a breezy day :?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:31:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 28, 2010, 06:30:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 28, 2010, 06:28:36 PM
Well, she's typing on her cell phone, but still...ELL/TOEFL is my guess, besides batshit insane.
wut
English language learner/English as a foreign language
Oh, so, like someone from the midlands.
:lulz: No, but I know what you mean. And I think she speaks/types without really watching what she's doing--diarrhea of the mouth/constipation of the mind sort of thing, except she's not speaking she's typing.
LMAO. At least I go for ten minutes, DH brags to be for five. As if. :?
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 09:33:26 AM
I wasn't referring to Mecca.
Pilgramage :mrgreen: seems to have always gone hand in hand with 'crime rate' increases. It represents the obvious level of 'savageness' that perhaps perges the land.
It is what makes sense, at a base-level.
I don't think "pilgrimage" means what you think it means.
If you are talking about immigrants, the immigrant population is at a high right now, but crime is on the decrease, with violent crime at its lowest rate in over 50 years.
Apparently Doktor Alphapance may have to start sharing his alpha-ness.
Go and get me unbanned, that would be spectacular! Oh, but wait, wouldn't I, then owe favors? Eh, no nevermind. Don't be activists on my account.
I only respond to the obviously annoyed, anyways.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 28, 2010, 08:46:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 28, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
isn't it giving way too much credit to Ruby
Yeah, that. Why y'all haven't just ignored her incoherent bullshit, I don't know.
That want another reason to troll TCC. :|
Can I help it that I am faithful within my marriage and, um, inexperienced to a laughable point? It could be a curse to be so, but it also has put me in a position that I better understand the muslim faith and their culture. What puzzles me is the questionable idiocy of supposed freedom fighters. What are their hidden agendas?
(Okay, granted, I obviously can 'help' being faithful, but I won't change it.)
Doubly stupid and even less modern, eh?
You obviously need no reason to continue doing what you have always been.
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 28, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 28, 2010, 07:45:13 PM
We could offer to troll less for a while if they unban her.
This, maybe.
Isn't this basically giving TCC the idea that somehow they can manage to piss us off on our home turf?
Also isn't it giving way too much credit to Ruby, obnoxious as she may be?
(I know I dont have much right to speak as I havent participated in this troll)
I actually just think it would be damn funny to all go over there, or anywhere else for that matter, as refugees. I'm not talking about a troll. I don't care if it gives "credit" to Ruby or not, because it's irrelevant; Ruby's just the premise for doing something that would probably be pretty funny.
I love TCCs 'Ruby' thread. It quite seriously makes me appear as a village idiot within the wrong village.
I saw this cumming, for sure... Just sayin'.
Hey Ruby, what are your thoughts on John Major?
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 09:02:14 PM
(Okay, granted, I obviously can 'help' being faithful, but I won't change it.)
Doubly stupid and even less modern, eh?
Well, you got that half right, at any rate.
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 09:00:38 PM
Can I help it that I am faithful within my marriage and, um, inexperienced to a laughable point? It could be a curse to be so, but it also has put me in a position that I better understand the muslim faith and their culture. What puzzles me is the questionable idiocy of supposed freedom fighters. What are their hidden agendas?
Interesting corollary--being faithful in your marriage : understanding Muslims
Lame, but interesting.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 28, 2010, 09:16:24 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 28, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 28, 2010, 07:45:13 PM
We could offer to troll less for a while if they unban her.
This, maybe.
Isn't this basically giving TCC the idea that somehow they can manage to piss us off on our home turf?
Also isn't it giving way too much credit to Ruby, obnoxious as she may be?
(I know I dont have much right to speak as I havent participated in this troll)
I actually just think it would be damn funny to all go over there, or anywhere else for that matter, as refugees. I'm not talking about a troll. I don't care if it gives "credit" to Ruby or not, because it's irrelevant; Ruby's just the premise for doing something that would probably be pretty funny.
Good enough, it's your party! ;-)
The irony of this is that I get to exercise bitch muscles that in rl I seriously doubt to have. Mentally, I hold down a massive fort. However, physically, eh, well, I have men for that. Because of 'my life' factors, I not only understand Eris, but I have a tremendous appreciation toward 'her'. (That, and in Troy, Brad Pitt was OMFGorsh hotter than spice!)
Chasing the biblical Cain of me? Not at all. Everything about our bible forces us to confront our oppositions and withstand trials of fire... So on and so forth.
Am I a Witchy Bitch? Nah, not yet, nor am I likely ever to be. Ya'll play evil-mean and fuss like pansy-asses over our differences, and my being here, but they are sure to be fewer than one may assume.
No, I don't mind to go ass first, because this insanity is mine, (hence, my reign).
Self-sufficiency does not mean at all that 'we' are not interlinked by complex netting, but rather instead that each of us carry not only our own weight, but also our own consequences, knowing our individual benefits while collectively, it can and should prove unbeatable in comparison.
In the Lanquage of religion, Islamic virgins, and such, mind fucks and psychological enhancement makes more sense than Barney on a quiet morning.
It may be frowned upon that I am here, but seriously, who's getting the friction burn? Apparently, no one more than me. And apprently, we are fucking on cement with me on the bottom.
Drawing a circle, putting on a show, distracting the audiance from real life issues only to call those illusions is how some things have always been. Politicians are puppets behind no curtain, while true science is behind the literal iron curtain.
Internet? A multitude of 'waves' and misidentified fluctuations? The hell's bells, "it's a UFO!" Oh no, that's just the hole in the Ozone theoretics. Global warming, trauma induced earthquakes/tsunamis, etc., etc., etc., these seem to be the very 'demons' that our beloved Hollywood has called upon us. Exorcism? Aye, someone should, perhaps it's gonna take the calling of circus/carnival freaks and geeks, though, to do so.
FFS Some things just have to be said, however incoherantly is a no nevermind.
Die in a fire, indeed, Cain. It'll be your own shit in the end, and if for no other reason, I say so now.
:-* I'm all for kissing and making, um, up, btw.
Ruby, I'm a bit curious. What are your thoughts on Margaret Thatcher?
Someone said party.
Push button -> recieve bacon watch Ruby splutter in incoherent rage
Quote from: Cramulus on September 28, 2010, 06:16:09 PM
is she talking about tolerance for bigotry? I don't understand :?
ah this is stupid why am I even thinking about it
Ruby's just a kid who wandered into the cafeteria shouting "You're all idiots" and can't understand why she gets nothing but hostility in return.
Rather, she has no frame of reference. She is like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 07:10:17 PM
LMAO. At least I go for ten minutes, DH brags to be for five. As if. :?
What the hell did that
mean?
HI RUBY!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 10:13:12 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 28, 2010, 07:10:17 PM
LMAO. At least I go for ten minutes, DH brags to be for five. As if. :?
What the hell did that mean?
I think she's under the impression that she poops more efficiently than you.
Poor Ruby.
We hardly knew her.
:cry:
She's gone? :cry:
And I still didn't get the chance to stuff her in a bottle either! DAMMIT IF I DON'T GET MY THREE WISHES!!! :argh!:
Fuck, I was going to get more and more obscure in asking about what she thought about particular politicians. I was going to ask about Andropov next and then jump right into Roman consuls from the 4th century BCE....
We'll, there will always be another noob to try that on.
This is where Google is incredibly helpful, to find out who those people are.
Ask away! :D
Just when she was starting to grow on me too! Oh well. NEXT!
Do we pick up another troll from TCC or wait for someone else to stumble in?
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 01:20:53 AM
This is where Google is incredibly helpful, to find out who those people are.
Ask away! :D
No this is only for stupid noobs.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 03:33:00 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 01:20:53 AM
This is where Google is incredibly helpful, to find out who those people are.
Ask away! :D
No this is only for stupid noobs.
Awww man!
While it's nice to not be considered a stupid noob (at least by someone), I was really hoping to find out about obscure politicians! :(
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:39:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 03:33:00 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 01:20:53 AM
This is where Google is incredibly helpful, to find out who those people are.
Ask away! :D
No this is only for stupid noobs.
Awww man!
While it's nice to not be considered a stupid noob (at least by someone), I was really hoping to find out about obscure politicians! :(
You can help me out in that endeavor then.
Also bear in mind that just because I'm a Doktor and deserved it, doesn't mean that I didn't sign up in, like, March of 2010.
XDD Good to know, lol.
You will never make a Doktor out of me though. NEVAR I SAY! :argh!:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:44:00 AM
XDD Good to know, lol.
You will never make a Doktor out of me though. NEVAR I SAY! :argh!:
I'm not in the converting business.
She might be back already. :lulz:
A raise?? Alright.
Whatever we're paying you? Double it.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 01:15:41 AM
Fuck, I was going to get more and more obscure in asking about what she thought about particular politicians. I was going to ask about Andropov next and then jump right into Roman consuls from the 4th century BCE....
We'll, there will always be another noob to try that on.
Andropov has a much maligned reputation but was much cooler than many people think, at least according to the Soviet Ambassador to the USA.
Best Roman consul was Cincinnatus, worst was Publius Quinctilius Varus and Lucius Aemilius Paullus (Livy's reasons for disparaging Varro seem suspect, but if what he said about him was true, it would be a triple-last place tie between them all).
Uh, I mean hai, OMG, I'm new here! You're all doing it wrong 23pineal gland FNORD!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:13:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 04:11:41 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:10:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 04:08:22 AM
She might be back already. :lulz:
Damn.
Nope. That was poptard.
I want a raise. :lulz:
Poptart > Ruby
Not that that's saying much, but still.
In what respect? As far as I can tell, Ruby has much more entertaining posts just by the sheer virtue of their stupidity. Pop-tart is just a screaming troll.
I'll second that. Poptart had no redeeming features whatsoever. Ruby could be entertaining. Were we a little hard on her?
BadBeast; Never missed an opportunity to say "Hard on".
i dont know, that last Aires Gurl thread the Tart did was pretty fuckin good.
it got deleted tho.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 10:54:34 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:51:49 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 10:30:40 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 27, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: Ruby on September 27, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.
I'm sorry, did you have a point?
Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!
Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!
Byeeeeeeeee
Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.
Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?
UGH we need a better class of troll.
What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.
You do realize I'm a woman right? And I'm not homophobic or anything, my turn on is brains whatever sex you are, so I'm sorry you don't stand a chance. Nope still not good enough. I'm always naked....
Sorry, babydoll, I own my brain and don't plan to share it, no nevermind how classy, studly, or in between one is a wanna be of. You sound like serpentium wanting to smack my ass from TCC.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Someone doesn't get it.
Missed this. Priceless! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: