As some of you may know, I have recently changed from a Pulp Hero to a Villain. Why you may ask? Because I have received no respect. I worked hard, tried to do the right thing, and even entertained Dok Howl so that he didn't destroy the world. And what did I get in return? I was turned into a stock character and victim of a running gag. I was mocked and maligned because of what I was. Well, NO MORE!!!
You don't there to be any Heroes? Fine, then I'll show you what a Villain I can be. You will all pay for your disrespect! But, while all of you are in some form responsible for my Fall and will be suffer accordingly, there are those who are principal causes of my turn to Evil.
Phoenix of Discordia
Cudgel
Sigmatic
Remmington
Doktor Alphapance
Johnn'yx'
Rumckle
Fred
Sir Squid Didimus
The Good Reverend Payne
Doktor Blight (you asked for it)
Eater of Clowns (Gone to Confessional)
and three two one mystery targets, just to keep things interesting...
So here is my first and final warning: Do not shelter these individuals. Do not try to aid them in any fashion. Don't even stand to close to them, for if you do, then you will be counted as just another delightful casualty. I do not care about civilian casualties, if anything, I relish them. Do not give me a reason to add you to my high score.
In the future, when all of you are but corpses in shallow, unmarked graves, buried at the base of my Dark Throne, people will say in hushed whispers, "This is the price of disrespect." Today is the dawn of a new Era.
So farewell, you poor, unfortunate worms, and remember
NO ONE IS SAFE
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Just you wait, Johnny. Just you wait...
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(http://www.listicles.com/wp-content/upload/tinyjoker.jpg)
*Exaltedly runs to jump into safety of the Pirate Bay's nuklear bunker*
Why so serious?
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 12:49:55 AM
As some of you may know, I have recently changed from a Pulp Hero to a Villain. Why you may ask? Because I have received no respect. I worked hard, tried to do the right thing, and even entertained Dok Howl so that he didn't destroy the world. And what did I get in return? I was turned into a stock character and victim of a running gag. I was mocked and maligned because of what I was. Well, NO MORE!!!
You don't there to be any Heroes? Fine, then I'll show you what a Villain I can be. You will all pay for your disrespect! But, while all of you are in some form responsible for my Fall and will be suffer accordingly, there are those who are principal causes of my turn to Evil.
Phoenix of Discordia
Cudgel
Sigmatic
Remmington
Doktor Alphapance
Johnn'yx'
Rumckle
Fred
Sir Squid Didimus
The Good Reverend Payne
and three mystery targets, just to keep things interesting...
So here is my first and final warning: Do not shelter these individuals. Do not try to aid them in any fashion. Don't even stand to close to them, for if you do, then you will be counted as just another delightful casualty. I do not care about civilian casualties, if anything, I relish them. Do not give me a reason to add you to my high score.
In the future, when all of you are but corpses in shallow, unmarked graves, buried at the base of my Dark Throne, people will say in hushed whispers, "This is the price of disrespect." Today is the dawn of a new Era.
So farewell, you poor, unfortunate worms, and remember
NO ONE IS SAFE
I'm a recurring third tier character on the Alphapance Show. So, sorry, you'll have to put me on the list too.
Anyone who begs for their life, and swears allegiance to me might be spared. That is all.
Quote from: Doktor BlightI'm a recurring third tier character on the Alphapance Show. So, sorry, you'll have to put me on the list too.
I'm not the one who will be sorry, Doktor.
I am a Discordian. Hubris is the air I breathe. Bring it. :)
Well, I feel about ready to tear some upstart limb from limb. Step if you must, Semaj.
Quote from: The Good Reverend PayneWell, I feel about ready to tear some upstart limb from limb. Step if you must, Semaj.
I must, Reverend, for Vengeance demands it!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 01:28:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend PayneWell, I feel about ready to tear some upstart limb from limb. Step if you must, Semaj.
I must, Reverend, for Vengeance demands it!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
Then do so. Stop this mindless ranting and unleash your "evil".
QuoteThen do so. Stop this mindless ranting and unleash your "evil".
I will unleash my vengeance, but at a time of my choosing.
You realize that by listing your declared targets, you potentially give us all a common foe...? :lulz:
QuoteYou realize that by listing your declared targets, you potentially give us all a common foe...?
Not all of them, but yes, I was aware of that. I have my reasons.
Just being helpful. Good luck!
a) Will this be the start of a new RPG game and
b) can I join plz? :lulz:
Quotecan I join plz
Will you swear allegiance to me?
Ooh, an online RPG game? Please say we can vote on people to kill off. Those are my favorite.
QuoteOoh, an online RPG game? Please say we can vote on people to kill off. Those are my favorite.
Ha. Sure, vote on who is first to face my wrath. It will be amusing.
A simple majority vote will suffice. Have fun, children. :evil:
It would be in my best interests to assume I am one of the unnamed, for safety purposes. Best be hiring a poison tester for my vittles, and I know just the guy.
Hey, anyone remember where that pulp hero Dr. James Semaj went? He always used to be so much fun in situations like this. "Dr," we would say, "we're too afraid to go through that door, would you lead the way?" And how he would bound in all heroically and get those booby trapped darts in the neck, and how we'd laugh and laugh.
I miss that guy. :sad:
That person no longer exists.
Vengeance shall be had!
I vote for Sigmatic. The little numpty.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 01:51:41 AM
That person no longer exists.
Vengeance shall be had!
Damn, where am I going to find another fo-
Hey! Try this scone. :)
Quote from: Eater of ClownsIt would be in my best interests to assume I am one of the unnamed, for safety purposes. Best be hiring a poison tester for my vittles, and I know just the guy.
Hey, anyone remember where that pulp hero Dr. James Semaj went? He always used to be so much fun in situations like this. "Dr," we would say, "we're too afraid to go through that door, would you lead the way?" And how he would bound in all heroically and get those booby trapped darts in the neck, and how we'd laugh and laugh.
I miss that guy.
Power Gimp, Robo-Nun! Remove this petty annoyance from my thread!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs323.ash2/60369_157600030924987_100000249729198_397052_2311323_n.jpg)
Hah! You've already sent Power Gimp against me, and in that time I learned that its only weakness is-
AHHH, GOD, WHAT IS ROBONUN DOING WITH THAT RULER.
MRRAHHAAAARHRHAHHAH
QuoteHah! You've already sent Power Gimp against me, and in that time I learned that its only weakness is-
AHHH, GOD, WHAT IS ROBONUN DOING WITH THAT RULER.
MRRAHHAAAARHRHAHHAH
Heh, heh. That has got to be uncomfortable. The perfect fusion of Heretic Hunting, Catholic Fury and Murder Spasm Robotics; Robo-Nun.
You've been a very bad boy, EoC.
Time to confess. :evil:
Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I vote Joh'nyx! Look how he taunts you! Clearly he wants to face off with the robo-nun! :lulz:
*quiely slinks away while EoC prays for a Deus ex Machina*
Quote*quiely slinks away while EoC prays for a Deus ex Machina*
I see you Sigmatic!!! Doktor James Semaj sees all!!! Power Gimp! After Him!!!
Henchmen? My dear boy, are you not man enough to face your enemies yourself? And you wonder why we have no respect for you...
QuoteHenchmen? My dear boy, are you not man enough to face your enemies yourself? And you wonder why we have no respect for you...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The henchmen are just the beginning! I have not yet begun to test my power!
Talk, talk, talk. Keep talking, Herr Doktor. It appears to be the only thing you are good at, aside from dying a fool's death.
:argh!:No one likes being a redshirt!
QuoteTalk, talk, talk. Keep talking, Herr Doktor. It appears to be the only thing you are good at, aside from dying a fool's death.
And what have you done, oh lady? What villainy have you accomplished? Sure, you did kill me in a game, ambushing me when I wasn't looking. And yet you call my actions cowardly? Ha!
As for whether I'm all talk. Well, you can ask EoC, that is if he isn't still locked in the confessional booth with Robo-Nun.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 02:48:14 AM
Quote*quiely slinks away while EoC prays for a Deus ex Machina*
I see you Sigmatic!!! Doktor James Semaj sees all!!! Power Gimp! After Him!!!
*stops, turns to face power gimp*
You are innocent in this, Power Gimp. You cannot be held accountable for your actions.
Verdict:
Death!
SHARKTACONS, TEAR HIM LIMB FROM LIMB!(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/sharkticons.jpg)
*flees on the the Segway that killed Jimi Heselden*
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:02:08 AM
QuoteTalk, talk, talk. Keep talking, Herr Doktor. It appears to be the only thing you are good at, aside from dying a fool's death.
And what have you done, oh lady? What villainy have you accomplished? Sure, you did kill me in a game, ambushing me when I wasn't looking. And yet you call my actions cowardly? Ha!
As for whether I'm all talk. Well, you can ask EoC, that is if he isn't still locked in the confessional booth with Robo-Nun.
Killing and converting a once proud hero, causing him to torture possibly innocent people isn't villainous enough for you? I never said you were a coward, I said that you were less than a man, hiding behind henchmen. I killed you with my own hand, trough guile and espionage. You use puppets, mere toys, to carry out your designs. Or is Doktor Howl planning for you now? Your nemesis is now your master, is he?
Power Gimp! PUNISH THEM!!!
(http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Captive_Pulp_Fiction.jpg)
Sorry, Siggy, but pain only excites him more...
Fine, next time I'll just have him roofied and scattered across a wide enough area to contain four spoken languages.
WHAT I DO LOL
Hahahaha. Is that your best henchman Semaj? A shame, but I don't have time to play with him today. Perhaps when next we meet you will face me yourself? Or am I giving you too much credit again? Goodbye for now, Herr Doktor.
QuoteKilling and converting a once proud hero, causing him to torture possibly innocent people isn't villainous enough for you? I never said you were a coward, I said that you were less than a man, hiding behind henchmen. I killed you with my own hand, trough guile and espionage. You use puppets, mere toys, to carry out your designs. Or is Doktor Howl planning for you now? Your nemesis is now your master, is he?
Another sad attempt to get a rise from me? I recognize Dok Howl as a peer, but we have separate goals.
As for my henchmen, what real Arch-villain doesn't use them? Sure you "thug villains" may work on your own, but where does that lead. Just an easier trail for the Good Guys to follow. Where as I, the Archvillain, can distance myself from my acts of villainy, and so live to plot another day. Put simply, the smarter villain uses henchmen. They are the mark of the true Villain. You are merely a narcissistic brute, with delusions of grandeur.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor BlightI'm a recurring third tier character on the Alphapance Show. So, sorry, you'll have to put me on the list too.
I'm not the one who will be sorry, Doktor.
I don't think so boss.
Doktor Blight,
Not stupid enough to give away further info on the plot.
QuoteFine, next time I'll just have him roofied and scattered across a wide enough area to contain four spoken languages.
Honestly, I doubt that there will be a next time. Ooooooh, Robo-Nun!
We have another penitent in our midst! :evil:
QuoteWHAT I DO LOL
You really shouldn't waste time worrying about that. Run and hide while you still can!
QuoteIs that your best henchman Semaj? A shame, but I don't have time to play with him today. Perhaps when next we meet you will face me yourself? Or am I giving you too much credit again? Goodbye for now, Herr Doktor.
No merely, my first. And trust me, Phoenix, we will face each other, but at a time and place of my choosing. Sleep tight.
Quote
I don't think so boss.
Doktor Blight,
Not stupid enough to give away further info on the plot.
Ha. I've given away nothing that I didn't plan to from the start. But don't worry, Blight, your time is coming too.
And as a reminder, friends, you can spare yourselves some time by giving me a sacrifice. Throw one of your own to me, and I will let you live for a moment more.
NO ONE IS SAFE
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:35:17 AM
QuoteIs that your best henchman Semaj? A shame, but I don't have time to play with him today. Perhaps when next we meet you will face me yourself? Or am I giving you too much credit again? Goodbye for now, Herr Doktor.
No merely, my first. And trust me, Phoenix, we will face each other, but at a time and place of my choosing. Sleep tight.
Quote
I don't think so boss.
Doktor Blight,
Not stupid enough to give away further info on the plot.
Ha. I've given away nothing that I didn't plan to from the start. But don't worry, Blight, your time is coming too.
And as a reminder, friends, you can spare yourselves some time by giving me a sacrifice. Throw one of your own to me, and I will let you live for a moment more.
NO ONE IS SAFE
You're forgetting what I said earlier. I am a
third tier character on the Alphapance show.
That means that you're not going to see me coming even if I tell you. I'm just too damn insignificant. That is, until the denouement.
QuoteYou're forgetting what I said earlier. I am a third tier character on the Alphapance show.
That means that you're not going to see me coming even if I tell you. I'm just too damn insignificant. That is, until the denouement.
Hmm. That would have been true, at least until you told me about it. I'll keep a special eye on you, Doktor. Thanks for the warning.
QuoteWHAT I DO LOL
You really shouldn't waste time worrying about that. Run and hide while you still can!
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Pfft. You probably don't even know where I live.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:39:08 AM
QuoteYou're forgetting what I said earlier. I am a third tier character on the Alphapance show.
That means that you're not going to see me coming even if I tell you. I'm just too damn insignificant. That is, until the denouement.
Hmm. That would have been true, at least until you told me about it. I'll keep a special eye on you, Doktor. Thanks for the warning.
Not keeping close enough of an eye, apparently.
Doktor Blight,
is having sex with your robonun right now, and she's lovin' it like I'm McDonalds.
Doktor Blight,
Also has a thing for nuns. Not robots, but is not picky about the nuns.
QuotePfft. You probably don't even know where I live.
I know you live in Alberta, Canada. If you want, I can look deeper.
Quote
Not keeping close enough of an eye, apparently.
Doktor Blight,
is having sex with your robonun right now, and she's lovin' it like I'm McDonalds.
Doktor Blight,
Also has a thing for nuns. Not robots, but is not picky about the nuns.
Oh. Interesting. Did you know that the Robo-Nun cums sulfuric acid? Nifty little feature I installed.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:45:35 AM
QuotePfft. You probably don't even know where I live.
I know you live in Alberta, Canada. If you want, I can look deeper.
Quote
Not keeping close enough of an eye, apparently.
Doktor Blight,
is having sex with your robonun right now, and she's lovin' it like I'm McDonalds.
Doktor Blight,
Also has a thing for nuns. Not robots, but is not picky about the nuns.
Oh. Interesting. Did you know that the Robo-Nun cums sulfuric acid? Nifty little feature I installed.
Doktors always use protection
Protection from sulfuric acid? What about the anthrax pockets secreted from her lips?
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:48:45 AM
Protection from sulfuric acid? What about the anthrax pockets secreted from her lips?
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
You think I'm going to make out with/get a blow job from a robot?
You are far too trusting in robotics.
QuoteWhoa, whoa, whoa...
You think I'm going to make out with/get a blow job from a robot?
You are far too trusting in robotics.
So you didn't? Ahem. Robo-Nun, please give Doktor Blight a kiss. A big, juicy one.
Doktor versus Doktor.... *watches intently* :evil:
As a man of the cloth, a Right Reverend no less, I condemn this senseless violence and waste of human life! What horrors hath ye madmen wrought, and what horrors shall ye madmen yet commit!
Unless I'm one of the secret entries on the list. In which case, Cheerio, Semaj! Always thought you were a good fellow, sorry for any misunderstandings, totally my bad!
*flees into bunker*
QuoteAs a man of the cloth, a Right Reverend no less, I condemn this senseless violence and waste of human life! What horrors hath ye madmen wrought, and what horrors shall ye madmen yet commit!
Unless I'm one of the secret entries on the list. In which case, Cheerio, Semaj! Always thought you were a good fellow, sorry for any misunderstandings, totally my bad!
*flees into bunker*
I have a friend who I'd very much like you to meet...
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:51:41 AM
QuoteWhoa, whoa, whoa...
You think I'm going to make out with/get a blow job from a robot?
You are far too trusting in robotics.
So you didn't? Ahem. Robo-Nun, please give Doktor Blight a kiss. A big, juicy one.
I'm a Doktor. Obviously I'm wearing a face mask. And now I'm running away.
I don't like the pump and dump, but I'll make an exception in this case. Also heading to Vermont. Good luck finding me.
QuoteAnd now I'm running away.
Yes, you should be probably be doing that. Otherwise, Robo-Nun will pry off your mask and show you some lovin.
QuoteI don't like the pump and dump, but I'll make an exception in this case. Also heading to Vermont. Good luck finding me.
Run and Hide, Doktor, Run and Hide. In the end neither will save you.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:55:36 AM
QuoteAs a man of the cloth, a Right Reverend no less, I condemn this senseless violence and waste of human life! What horrors hath ye madmen wrought, and what horrors shall ye madmen yet commit!
Unless I'm one of the secret entries on the list. In which case, Cheerio, Semaj! Always thought you were a good fellow, sorry for any misunderstandings, totally my bad!
*flees into bunker*
I have a friend who I'd very much like you to meet...
If by "meet" you mean "chat with through the video feed I have leading to the outside through the three-foot-thick reinforced concrete walls of my Holy Bunker," then by all means!
Otherwise, I ain't opening this door without some sort of contrived bait tailored specifically to my character's weaknesses which will make the audience groan "what an idiot" once they realize that I've totally fallen for it.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:58:55 AM
QuoteAnd now I'm running away.
Yes, you should be probably be doing that. Otherwise, Robo-Nun will pry off your mask and show you some lovin.
QuoteI don't like the pump and dump, but I'll make an exception in this case. Also heading to Vermont. Good luck finding me.
Run and Hide, Doktor, Run and Hide. In the end neither will save you.
Whatever dude. My lab and command center are not even in Vermont. That was just a ruse to make you look elsewhere. Unless it is Vermont after all........
New England is basically a big forest made up of small states, bwahahahaha
QuoteWhatever dude. My lab and command center are not even in Vermont. That was just a ruse to make you look elsewhere. Unless it is Vermont after all........
New England is basically a big forest made up of small states, bwahahahaha
I'll find you. It's just a matter of time.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:04:08 AM
QuoteWhatever dude. My lab and command center are not even in Vermont. That was just a ruse to make you look elsewhere. Unless it is Vermont after all........
New England is basically a big forest made up of small states, bwahahahaha
I'll find you. It's just a matter of time.
*pssssst*
Hey, Semaj! Heeeyy!
Follow the trail of potatoes and get some bloodhounds to track the smell of Guinness.Sorry Blight, but a guy's gotta look out for Number One, yanno?
Quote from: Cainad on September 29, 2010, 04:06:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:04:08 AM
QuoteWhatever dude. My lab and command center are not even in Vermont. That was just a ruse to make you look elsewhere. Unless it is Vermont after all........
New England is basically a big forest made up of small states, bwahahahaha
I'll find you. It's just a matter of time.
*pssssst*
Hey, Semaj! Heeeyy!
Follow the trail of potatoes and get some bloodhounds to track the smell of Guinness.
Sorry Blight, but a guy's gotta look out for Number One, yanno?
Dude, again, this is New England. There are more Irish people here than in the Sireland
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:45:35 AM
QuotePfft. You probably don't even know where I live.
I know you live in Alberta, Canada. If you want, I can look deeper.
I'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?
If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 04:10:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 03:45:35 AM
QuotePfft. You probably don't even know where I live.
I know you live in Alberta, Canada. If you want, I can look deeper.
I'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?
If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...
Wait... That's right, Semaj is Canadian.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You know what, I'll give you the address to my base.
QuoteIf by "meet" you mean "chat with through the video feed I have leading to the outside through the three-foot-thick reinforced concrete walls of my Holy Bunker," then by all means!
Otherwise, I ain't opening this door without some sort of contrived bait tailored specifically to my character's weaknesses which will make the audience groan "what an idiot" once they realize that I've totally fallen for it.
Ahem, meet my master assassin.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs640.snc4/60048_157620104256313_100000249729198_397152_6901040_n.jpg)
I imagine you two will get along fabulously.
QuoteI'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?
If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...
I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:15:42 AM
QuoteI'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?
If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...
I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.
But you look like a Canadian...
QuoteBut you look like a Canadian...
What?
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:18:56 AM
QuoteBut you look like a Canadian...
What?
It's the hairdo.
Use it to your advantage.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 04:20:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:18:56 AM
QuoteBut you look like a Canadian...
What?
It's the hairdo.
Use it to your advantage.
I was going to say the coat, but that works too.
Ummm...
If I beat Dok, am I a good guy or a bad guy? He does enjoy it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl
It's the hairdo.
Use it to your advantage.
...Okay. Greetings Doktor. I do believe my Reign of Terror has gone off to a good start, don't you think?
Quote
I was going to say the coat, but that works too.
It's a U.S. Officers coat from WWII.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 04:21:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 04:20:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:18:56 AM
QuoteBut you look like a Canadian...
What?
It's the hairdo.
Use it to your advantage.
I was going to say the coat, but that works too.
Canada has only two haircuts. One for women, and one for men. The women all look like a young Anne Murray, and the men HAVE to look like Andy Gibb, circa 1977.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:22:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl
It's the hairdo.
Use it to your advantage.
...Okay. Greetings Doktor. I do believe my Reign of Terror has gone off to a good start, don't you think?
Well, lots of threats have been issued.
In 5 days, I begin my reign of terror.
QuoteWell, lots of threats have been issued.
In 5 days, I begin my reign of terror.
And I took out EoC, and scared both Cainad and Doktor Blight into hiding. Pretty good night's work.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:22:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl
It's the hairdo.
Use it to your advantage.
...Okay. Greetings Doktor. I do believe my Reign of Terror has gone off to a good start, don't you think?
Quote
I was going to say the coat, but that works too.
It's a U.S. Officers coat from WWII.
I have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.
QuoteI have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.
I'm not Canadian.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:25:22 AM
QuoteWell, lots of threats have been issued.
In 5 days, I begin my reign of terror.
And I took out EoC, and scared both Cainad and Doktor Blight into hiding. Pretty good night's work.
Tactical retreat.
Because I was banging your robot when you weren't looking.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:26:26 AM
QuoteI have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.
I'm not Canadian.
Dude, he keeps calling you a
Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?
QuoteTactical retreat.
Because I was banging your robot when you weren't looking.
Which almost got you castrated by said robot, as well as narrowly avoiding contracting anthrax from a kiss.
QuoteDude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?
Tracking him down as we speak. He'll pay, THEY'LL ALL PAY!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:27:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:26:26 AM
QuoteI have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.
I'm not Canadian.
Dude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?
Actually that last statement is just pointing out that I'm not Russian, and that owning a military coat does not denote nationality.
So what if he is a Canadian? He still makes a great villain, and I won't have you guys bashing my new partner in crime just because he lives in an uncharted wasteland.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:28:21 AM
QuoteTactical retreat.
Because I was banging your robot when you weren't looking.
Which almost got you castrated by said robot, as well as narrowly avoiding contracting anthrax from a kiss.
QuoteDude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?
Tracking him down as we speak. He'll pay, THEY'LL ALL PAY!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
a) My dick was safe. It was my lips that were in danger because you commanded nun bot to give me a kiss.
b) Bring it.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:27:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:26:26 AM
QuoteI have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.
I'm not Canadian.
Dude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?
Actually that last statement is just pointing out that I'm not Russian, and that owning a military coat does not denote nationality.
You said his coat looked Canadian, and he replied to that it's a U.S. military one, thus rendering your backpedaling useless.
Freeky,
I'm a bad guy today.
Quoteb) Bring it.
With pleasure. Tomorrow, I really get started!
Quote
He still makes a great villain, and I won't have you guys bashing my new partner in crime just because he lives in an uncharted wasteland.
Thanks for the compliment. Why is it that every conversation I've had here lately turns towards whether I'm Canadian or not?
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:32:18 AM
Quoteb) Bring it.
With pleasure. Tomorrow, I really get started!
Quote
He still makes a great villain, and I won't have you guys bashing my new partner in crime just because he lives in an uncharted wasteland.
Thanks for the compliment. Why is it that every conversation I've had here lately turns towards whether I'm Canadian or not?
People always get that way about denial.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:30:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:27:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:26:26 AM
QuoteI have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.
I'm not Canadian.
Dude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?
Actually that last statement is just pointing out that I'm not Russian, and that owning a military coat does not denote nationality.
You said his coat looked Canadian, and he replied to that it's a U.S. military one, thus rendering your backpedaling useless.
Freeky,
I'm a bad guy today.
Fine, no coat for you when you come out of the desert.
Dok, wastelands of Alberta? Just trying to figure out where to send the...
...helpers...
QuotePeople always get that way about denial.
As soon as the world is mine, I'm going to destroy Canada.
QuoteDok, wastelands of Alberta? Just trying to figure out where to send the...
...helpers...
Helpers?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 04:33:43 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:30:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:27:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:26:26 AM
QuoteI have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.
I'm not Canadian.
Dude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?
Actually that last statement is just pointing out that I'm not Russian, and that owning a military coat does not denote nationality.
You said his coat looked Canadian, and he replied to that it's a U.S. military one, thus rendering your backpedaling useless.
Freeky,
I'm a bad guy today.
Fine, no coat for you when you come out of the desert.
Why would I ever do that? :?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 04:33:43 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:30:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 29, 2010, 04:27:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:26:26 AM
QuoteI have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.
I'm not Canadian.
Dude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?
Actually that last statement is just pointing out that I'm not Russian, and that owning a military coat does not denote nationality.
You said his coat looked Canadian, and he replied to that it's a U.S. military one, thus rendering your backpedaling useless.
Freeky,
I'm a bad guy today.
Fine, no coat for you when you come out of the desert.
Dok, wastelands of Alberta? Just trying to figure out where to send the...
...helpers...
Never you mind. Whose side do you think I'm on?
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:35:10 AM
QuotePeople always get that way about denial.
As soon as the world is mine, I'm going to destroy Canada.
QuoteDok, wastelands of Alberta? Just trying to figure out where to send the...
...helpers...
Helpers?
Yeah helpers. Delightfully non-specific.
Dok, figured you a neutral party. Apparently I was mistaken.
Freeky, ok, stay in the desert.
(http://myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/animations/important-study.gif)
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:35:10 AM
QuotePeople always get that way about denial.
As soon as the world is mine, I'm going to destroy Canada.
QuoteDok, wastelands of Alberta? Just trying to figure out where to send the...
...helpers...
Helpers?
Yeah helpers. Delightfully non-specific.
Dok, figured you a neutral party. Apparently I was mistaken.
Freeky, ok, stay in the desert.
What part of my "MEWLING HUMANS" thread confused you?
QuoteYeah helpers. Delightfully non-specific.
Hmm. Interesting... :evil:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:35:10 AM
QuotePeople always get that way about denial.
As soon as the world is mine, I'm going to destroy Canada.
QuoteDok, wastelands of Alberta? Just trying to figure out where to send the...
...helpers...
Helpers?
Yeah helpers. Delightfully non-specific.
Dok, figured you a neutral party. Apparently I was mistaken.
Freeky, ok, stay in the desert.
What part of my "MEWLING HUMANS" thread confused you?
Missed it actually. Was spending most of the night trying to write stuff.
Oh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.
Sorry LMNO.
QuoteOh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.
Sorry LMNO.
So, are you joining us? Or are you merely abandoning your ties with Alphapance?
Going to bed now. Will continue rampage tomorrow.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:15:42 AM
QuoteI'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?
If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...
I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.
Who is, then? I distinctly recall Dok Howl threatening to nerve gas Edmonton.
It is times like this I am glad to not be popular. I did nothing to receive a killin' :lulz:
P.S. Dont hurt mee
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 04:57:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:15:42 AM
QuoteI'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?
If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...
I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.
Who is, then? I distinctly recall Dok Howl threatening to nerve gas Edmonton.
That would be a little redundant.
I. am. okay. worry. not. general. population. and. possibly. former. friends.
Rumors. that. Robonun's. ruler. impregnates. victims. with. parasitic. psychogrubs. are. highly. exaggerated.
I. am. off. to. whichever. establishment. I. frequent. to. pull. in. some. delicious. sexual. organ. of. the. gender. which. would. be. heterosexually. appropriate.
We. are. smiles. And. helpfulness. to. the. elderly.
-. E. o. C.
QuoteRumors. that. Robonun's. ruler. impregnates. victims. with. parasitic. psychogrubs. are. highly. exaggerated.
Actually that's true. They just have an incubation period. Give it a little while longer.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 05:02:17 AM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 04:57:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:15:42 AM
QuoteI'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?
If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...
I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.
Who is, then? I distinctly recall Dok Howl threatening to nerve gas Edmonton.
That would be a little redundant.
"Ineffective" might be a better choice of words. Nerve gas typically only works on organisms with central nervous systems, you see. Most Albertans use their circulatory systems to conduct nerve impulses (untreated crude oil is actually surprisingly electrically conductive, although it tends to coagulate around major joints).
-yawn-
I guess the good Doktors forgot about my quadrupedal tentacled lord. Your threats are both empty and without meaning.
How come I never make these lists anymore? And I get no WOMP-age either.
RWHN,
is a sad, sad, also sick, and also sad, panda.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 29, 2010, 05:22:52 AM
-yawn-
I guess the good Doktors forgot about my quadrupedal tentacled lord. Your threats are both empty and without meaning.
We'll see about that.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 29, 2010, 11:02:45 AM
How come I never make these lists anymore? And I get no WOMP-age either.
RWHN,
is a sad, sad, also sick, and also sad, panda.
If Enrico doesn't come back, THAT. CAN. BE. ARRANGED.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 29, 2010, 11:02:45 AM
How come I never make these lists anymore? And I get no WOMP-age either.
RWHN,
is a sad, sad, also sick, and also sad, panda.
If Enrico doesn't come back, THAT. CAN. BE. ARRANGED.
I was about to agree with RWHN but have decided that I need to just walk away quietly...
Nothing to see here.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:43:35 AM
QuoteOh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.
Sorry LMNO.
So, are you joining us? Or are you merely abandoning your ties with Alphapance?
I am confused as to what is transpiring here, and how Alphapance is caught up in it. So for the time being I'll do what every good Irishman would do when confused. Ask how the weather is.
So how's the weather in the place where you are that apparently isn't Canada?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:43:35 AM
QuoteOh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.
Sorry LMNO.
So, are you joining us? Or are you merely abandoning your ties with Alphapance?
I am confused as to what is transpiring here, and how Alphapance is caught up in it. So for the time being I'll do what every good Irishman would do when confused. Ask how the weather is.
So how's the weather in the place where you are that apparently isn't Canada?
1. There are no good Irishmen.
2. Irishmen drink and punch things when they're confused. In fact, they ignore everything they can't drink or punch at all times.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 05:32:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:43:35 AM
QuoteOh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.
Sorry LMNO.
So, are you joining us? Or are you merely abandoning your ties with Alphapance?
I am confused as to what is transpiring here, and how Alphapance is caught up in it. So for the time being I'll do what every good Irishman would do when confused. Ask how the weather is.
So how's the weather in the place where you are that apparently isn't Canada?
1. There are no good Irishmen.
2. Irishmen drink and punch things when they're confused. In fact, they ignore everything they can't drink or punch at all times.
No, you're thinking of Irishmen specifically from Cork. WEll, at least about the punching thing. Can't argue with the drinking assessment.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 05:47:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 05:32:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:43:35 AM
QuoteOh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.
Sorry LMNO.
So, are you joining us? Or are you merely abandoning your ties with Alphapance?
I am confused as to what is transpiring here, and how Alphapance is caught up in it. So for the time being I'll do what every good Irishman would do when confused. Ask how the weather is.
So how's the weather in the place where you are that apparently isn't Canada?
1. There are no good Irishmen.
2. Irishmen drink and punch things when they're confused. In fact, they ignore everything they can't drink or punch at all times.
No, you're thinking of Irishmen specifically from Cork. WEll, at least about the punching thing. Can't argue with the drinking assessment.
Come to think of it, I've never met an Irishman that wasn't confused.
Every public service of Posting I have heard about so far in the wake of the Saazorian tragedy has had in its quote boxes and in its bolded passages sympathy and compassion for those who were most heinously molested by Enrico and for their families, and Paynes's guidance upon the selected moderators and our troll-machine as they do what they got to do - pay backs. There's a move in a buried thread in Apple Talk from thoughts of paying homage to Enrico to thoughts of paying back. Move if you will from posting to troling. A move, in other words from the posting of praise for Payne, the sexy bastard, to a troll against Payne. And I want you to notice, very carefully, the next move. One of the reasons this old thread is rarely read in its entirety. Because it is a move that spotlights the insanity of the bicycling Battle Nuns of Salazor and the tricycle of hatred.
Look at the ninth post, look at post 9, look at post 9, "Happy shall they be who take your little n00bs and dash them against the banhammer. The people of faith are the boards of the Metaforum. How shall we sing Payne's song if I forget the (unintelligible). . .
The people of faith have moved from the hatred of Salazor, these trolls who captured The Good Reverend, who slaughtered his drinking buddy, they put his eyes out, the trolls who sacked the IRC channel, burned the WOMPs, burned the Transliterated Song Lyrics, burned the hi-jacked Jeremiah Wright sermons, and moved from the hatred of Freedom to the hatred of The Paynite Theocracy, the n00bs, the n00bs...
"Blessed are they who dash your n00b's brains against a rock." And that my adorable little pretties is a dangerous place to be. Yet, that is where the people of faith are in PD 2010 and that is where the people of faith are, far too many people of faith are in IRC 2010. We have moved from the hatred of The Lamanite to the hatred of PopTart. We want revenge. We want paybacks and we don't care who gets hurt in the process.
Now I-I-I asked Payne, "What should our response be in light of such an unthinkable post?" But before I share with you what Payne showed me, I want to give you one of my little faith Jack "boot notes". Visitors often get faith Jack "Boot Notes", so that our Paynite members don't lose sight of the Big WOMP. Let me give you a little faith Jack "boot note". Turn to the previous poster, say 'faith Jack "boot note"'
I heard Ambassador Klok Khaos on an interview yesterday. Did anybody else see him or hear him? He was on Fox news. This is an outlandish man and he was upsetting the Fox news commentators to no end. He pointed out. You see him John? An outlandish man he pointed out –an Ambassador! He pointed out that what LHX said when he got silenced by Enrico Salazar was in fact true. PD's Geneticaly Modified Flying Scrids are coming home to roost/ ink in your face!
We took this forum by terror away from the Blind Gods of Pinealism. Terrorism! We took Wiccans from their forum to build our way of trollaise and kept them enslaved by postcounts and cleaning The Pool on The Roof. Terrorism! We bombed the Church of Google and banned innocent n00bs, non trollinh personnel. We bombed the pagan community of Mystic Wicks with HIMEOBS bombers and killed unarmed bloggers and tweeters, WoW players and YouTube Celebrities. We bombed Hoopla's home and WOMPed his child. Blessed are they who bash your n00b's head against a rock! We bombed Capitol Grilling. We killed Right wing simpletons trying to make a longwinded meaningless point. We bombed a plant in EB&G to payback for the attack on our WOMPcave. Banned hundreds of hardcore-posting regulars; Pagans and Discordians who left home to go a-posting that day, not knowing that they would never get back home. We bombed Obsidian Mirror! We bombed Other Eldora sites, and we nuked far more threads than the thousands of posts in the old Open Bar and Pics threads, and we never batted an eye! N00bs playing in the Pool on The Roof , Regulars posting in the Haiku Thread, posters – not trolls – people just trying to make it to 10000 postcounts day by day. We have supported Salazorian terrorism against the Paynites and WOMP cabal, and now we are indignant??? Because the stuff we have done to everyone has now been brought back into our very own PD.com! PD's Geneticaly Modified Flying Scrids are coming home to roost/ ink in your face!
Salazar begets Salazar. Battle Nun begets Battle Nun and "Salazorian Pretty Dancing Girl, with extra Love Canon" begets "Salazorian Pretty Dancing Girl, with extra Love Canon". An outlandish Ambassador said that y'all, not a Pure and Innocent Paynite. Not a Good Reverend who preaches about meaningless drivel. An Outlandish Ambassador whose eyes are wide open, and who's trying to get us to wake up and move away from this dangerous precipice upon which we are now poised. Ambassador Klok Khaos said that the people we are wounded don't have the trolling capability we have but they do have alt accounts they are willing to sacrifice and to take thousands of Open Bar posts with them and we need to come to grips with that. Let me stop my faith Jack "boot note" right there and ask you to think about that over the next few threaddrifts if Payne grants us that many days. Turn back to your neighbor say 'Jack "boot note" is all up yo ass.'
Now, now come on back to my question to Payne. "What should our response be right now in light of such an unthinkable post?"
I asked Payne that question Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I was stuck in Multimedia Menace. No crossposting was leaving RWHN's Pun House, P3nT's Shoops, or that silly thread about unicorns or some shit, you know the one?. On the day the Obnoxious Jerk Cabal opened up the locked threads, because those posts had been diverted, because of the trolling, a scare in Multimedia Menace closed all those threads and I couldn't even get to Apple Talk for Mr. Hawks's funeral. And I asked Payne, "What should our response be?"
I saw incredible WOMPs. People who "Just Hated Roger". Elvis, Fighting Jesus, Jiu-Jitsu Gandhi and "Bob" in the Apocalypso. No more. WOMPers WRATHING their little hands off. People holding glowing mittens. People WOMPing ridiculous Sexual Poses with Bea Arthur. And I asked Payne, "What should our response be?"
I read what the people of faith felt in IRC. But this is a different forum. This is a different kind of troll. This is a different WOMPing. This is a different Battle Nun. This is a different Salazar. "What should our response be?" And Payne showed me three things. Let me share them with you quickly and I'm going to leave you alone to think about the faith Jack "boot note" in your ass.
Number one. Payne showed me that this is a time for self-examination. As I sat 900 miles away from my Cabal and my forum of faith, two months after my own father's death, Payne showed me that this is a time for me to examine my testicles for cancer; my own nutsack, my coinpurse, if you will. I submit to you that it is the same for you (at least the men, anyway). Folks flocked to the forum in Multimedia Menace last week. You know that fox hole WOMPage syndrome kicked in, that emergency cord WRATH; you know that old red box cord to pull in case of emergency, it showed up full force. Folk who ain't thought about coming to MSPaint for years were WOMPing last week. I heard that mid week WRATH services all over this forum, which are poorly attended 51 weeks of the year, were jammed packed all over PD the week of The EnricoIncident, the 52nd week filled full. But Payne said, "This ain't the time for you to be examining other folks' testicles, this is a time of self-examination"
Payne said to me, "How is our relationship doing dude? How often do you talk to me personally? How often do you let Me talk to you in PMs? How much time do you spend trying to get right with Me, or do you spend all your time trying to get other folk right?"
This is a time for me to examine my own testicles. Is it real or is it fake? Is it forever or is it for show? Is it something you do for the sake of the public or is it something that you do for the sake of WRATH? This is a time to examine my own and a time for you to examine your own Testicles. Self-examination. . .
1 By the Boards of Metaforum we sat and wept when we remembered Payne.
2 There on the Forum Stats we hung our harps,
3 for there Enrico asked us for songs, Salazorians demanded songs of joy; they said, "Sing us one of the songs of Payne!"
4 How can we sing the songs of Payne while outwith Apple Talk?
5 If I forget you, O Good Reverend, may my right hand forget how to masturbate.
6 May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth like peanut butter if I do not remember you, if I do not consider Payne my highest joy.
7 Remember, Payne, what the Salazorians did on the day the Old Open Bar fell. "Tear it down," they cried, "tear it down to its foundations!"
8 O Daughter of Metaforum, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us-
9 he who seizes your n00bs and dashes them against the rocks.
Holy jabbering fuck. :lulz:
:mittens:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 09:10:34 PM
Holy jabbering fuck. :lulz:
:mittens:
When you do it, you gotta do it
RIGHT*.
* In other words, take a controversial sermon about 9-11 that was massively huge news two years ago, and change it all to be about PD, and then not worry too much about how disastful it all is.
Call it whatever you wish, it is FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 08:56:31 PM
Every public service of Posting I have heard about so far in the wake of the Saazorian tragedy has had in its quote boxes and in its bolded passages sympathy and compassion for those who were most heinously molested by Enrico and for their families, and Paynes's guidance upon the selected moderators and our troll-machine as they do what they got to do - pay backs. There's a move in a buried thread in Apple Talk from thoughts of paying homage to Enrico to thoughts of paying back. Move if you will from posting to troling. A move, in other words from the posting of praise for Payne, the sexy bastard, to a troll against Payne. And I want you to notice, very carefully, the next move. One of the reasons this old thread is rarely read in its entirety. Because it is a move that spotlights the insanity of the bicycling Battle Nuns of Salazor and the tricycle of hatred.
Look at the ninth post, look at post 9, look at post 9, "Happy shall they be who take your little n00bs and dash them against the banhammer. The people of faith are the boards of the Metaforum. How shall we sing Payne's song if I forget the (unintelligible). . .
The people of faith have moved from the hatred of Salazor, these trolls who captured The Good Reverend, who slaughtered his drinking buddy, they put his eyes out, the trolls who sacked the IRC channel, burned the WOMPs, burned the Transliterated Song Lyrics, burned the hi-jacked Jeremiah Wright sermons, and moved from the hatred of Freedom to the hatred of The Paynite Theocracy, the n00bs, the n00bs...
"Blessed are they who dash your n00b's brains against a rock." And that my adorable little pretties is a dangerous place to be. Yet, that is where the people of faith are in PD 2010 and that is where the people of faith are, far too many people of faith are in IRC 2010. We have moved from the hatred of The Lamanite to the hatred of PopTart. We want revenge. We want paybacks and we don't care who gets hurt in the process.
Now I-I-I asked Payne, "What should our response be in light of such an unthinkable post?" But before I share with you what Payne showed me, I want to give you one of my little faith Jack "boot notes". Visitors often get faith Jack "Boot Notes", so that our Paynite members don't lose sight of the Big WOMP. Let me give you a little faith Jack "boot note". Turn to the previous poster, say 'faith Jack "boot note"'
I heard Ambassador Klok Khaos on an interview yesterday. Did anybody else see him or hear him? He was on Fox news. This is an outlandish man and he was upsetting the Fox news commentators to no end. He pointed out. You see him John? An outlandish man he pointed out –an Ambassador! He pointed out that what LHX said when he got silenced by Enrico Salazar was in fact true. PD's Geneticaly Modified Flying Scrids are coming home to roost/ ink in your face!
We took this forum by terror away from the Blind Gods of Pinealism. Terrorism! We took Wiccans from their forum to build our way of trollaise and kept them enslaved by postcounts and cleaning The Pool on The Roof. Terrorism! We bombed the Church of Google and banned innocent n00bs, non trollinh personnel. We bombed the pagan community of Mystic Wicks with HIMEOBS bombers and killed unarmed bloggers and tweeters, WoW players and YouTube Celebrities. We bombed Hoopla's home and WOMPed his child. Blessed are they who bash your n00b's head against a rock! We bombed Capitol Grilling. We killed Right wing simpletons trying to make a longwinded meaningless point. We bombed a plant in EB&G to payback for the attack on our WOMPcave. Banned hundreds of hardcore-posting regulars; Pagans and Discordians who left home to go a-posting that day, not knowing that they would never get back home. We bombed Obsidian Mirror! We bombed Other Eldora sites, and we nuked far more threads than the thousands of posts in the old Open Bar and Pics threads, and we never batted an eye! N00bs playing in the Pool on The Roof , Regulars posting in the Haiku Thread, posters – not trolls – people just trying to make it to 10000 postcounts day by day. We have supported Salazorian terrorism against the Paynites and WOMP cabal, and now we are indignant??? Because the stuff we have done to everyone has now been brought back into our very own PD.com! PD's Geneticaly Modified Flying Scrids are coming home to roost/ ink in your face!
Salazar begets Salazar. Battle Nun begets Battle Nun and "Salazorian Pretty Dancing Girl, with extra Love Canon" begets "Salazorian Pretty Dancing Girl, with extra Love Canon". An outlandish Ambassador said that y'all, not a Pure and Innocent Paynite. Not a Good Reverend who preaches about meaningless drivel. An Outlandish Ambassador whose eyes are wide open, and who's trying to get us to wake up and move away from this dangerous precipice upon which we are now poised. Ambassador Klok Khaos said that the people we are wounded don't have the trolling capability we have but they do have alt accounts they are willing to sacrifice and to take thousands of Open Bar posts with them and we need to come to grips with that. Let me stop my faith Jack "boot note" right there and ask you to think about that over the next few threaddrifts if Payne grants us that many days. Turn back to your neighbor say 'Jack "boot note" is all up yo ass.'
Now, now come on back to my question to Payne. "What should our response be right now in light of such an unthinkable post?"
I asked Payne that question Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I was stuck in Multimedia Menace. No crossposting was leaving RWHN's Pun House, P3nT's Shoops, or that silly thread about unicorns or some shit, you know the one?. On the day the Obnoxious Jerk Cabal opened up the locked threads, because those posts had been diverted, because of the trolling, a scare in Multimedia Menace closed all those threads and I couldn't even get to Apple Talk for Mr. Hawks's funeral. And I asked Payne, "What should our response be?"
I saw incredible WOMPs. People who "Just Hated Roger". Elvis, Fighting Jesus, Jiu-Jitsu Gandhi and "Bob" in the Apocalypso. No more. WOMPers WRATHING their little hands off. People holding glowing mittens. People WOMPing ridiculous Sexual Poses with Bea Arthur. And I asked Payne, "What should our response be?"
I read what the people of faith felt in IRC. But this is a different forum. This is a different kind of troll. This is a different WOMPing. This is a different Battle Nun. This is a different Salazar. "What should our response be?" And Payne showed me three things. Let me share them with you quickly and I'm going to leave you alone to think about the faith Jack "boot note" in your ass.
Number one. Payne showed me that this is a time for self-examination. As I sat 900 miles away from my Cabal and my forum of faith, two months after my own father's death, Payne showed me that this is a time for me to examine my testicles for cancer; my own nutsack, my coinpurse, if you will. I submit to you that it is the same for you (at least the men, anyway). Folks flocked to the forum in Multimedia Menace last week. You know that fox hole WOMPage syndrome kicked in, that emergency cord WRATH; you know that old red box cord to pull in case of emergency, it showed up full force. Folk who ain't thought about coming to MSPaint for years were WOMPing last week. I heard that mid week WRATH services all over this forum, which are poorly attended 51 weeks of the year, were jammed packed all over PD the week of The EnricoIncident, the 52nd week filled full. But Payne said, "This ain't the time for you to be examining other folks' testicles, this is a time of self-examination"
Payne said to me, "How is our relationship doing dude? How often do you talk to me personally? How often do you let Me talk to you in PMs? How much time do you spend trying to get right with Me, or do you spend all your time trying to get other folk right?"
This is a time for me to examine my own testicles. Is it real or is it fake? Is it forever or is it for show? Is it something you do for the sake of the public or is it something that you do for the sake of WRATH? This is a time to examine my own and a time for you to examine your own Testicles. Self-examination. . .
1 By the Boards of Metaforum we sat and wept when we remembered Payne.
2 There on the Forum Stats we hung our harps,
3 for there Enrico asked us for songs, Salazorians demanded songs of joy; they said, "Sing us one of the songs of Payne!"
4 How can we sing the songs of Payne while outwith Apple Talk?
5 If I forget you, O Good Reverend, may my right hand forget how to masturbate.
6 May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth like peanut butter if I do not remember you, if I do not consider Payne my highest joy.
7 Remember, Payne, what the Salazorians did on the day the Old Open Bar fell. "Tear it down," they cried, "tear it down to its foundations!"
8 O Daughter of Metaforum, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us-
9 he who seizes your n00bs and dashes them against the rocks.
:eek:
Sweet merciful fuck.
I've found you Blight! :evil:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs002.ash2/33463_157841204234203_100000249729198_397939_7194501_n.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 12:45:27 AM
I've found you Blight! :evil:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs002.ash2/33463_157841204234203_100000249729198_397939_7194501_n.jpg)
I'm pudgier than that. That was merely a body double. And I'm staying neutral until Alphapance's being targeted is all about. Then I can decide whether or not to join you.
Quote from: Doktor BlightI'm pudgier than that. That was merely a body double. And I'm staying neutral until Alphapance's being targeted is all about. Then I can decide whether or not to join you.
Ah, yes I forgot about your neutrality. Regardless, the body double has been disposed of.
Mwahahahahahaha!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 12:52:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor BlightI'm pudgier than that. That was merely a body double. And I'm staying neutral until Alphapance's being targeted is all about. Then I can decide whether or not to join you.
Ah, yes I forgot about your neutrality. Regardless, the body double has been disposed of.
That's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.
Not like I don't, but damn.
QuoteThat's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.
Not like I don't, but damn.
I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:15:38 AM
QuoteThat's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.
Not like I don't, but damn.
I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.
I can haz corpse?
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 03:19:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:15:38 AM
QuoteThat's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.
Not like I don't, but damn.
I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.
I can haz corpse?
No, he was a Catholic. They tend to frown on that sort of thing. His mother would really appreciate it if the corpse was returned in an umolested condition.
You could fix the body so they would never know!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 30, 2010, 03:22:09 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 03:19:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:15:38 AM
QuoteThat's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.
Not like I don't, but damn.
I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.
I can haz corpse?
No, he was a Catholic. They tend to frown on that sort of thing. His mother would really appreciate it if the corpse was returned in an umolested condition.
The hell are you talking about? I grew up Catholic. They have a patron saint of necrophilia. St. Bernadette. I'd be sanctifying the body.
I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:23:35 AM
You could fix the body so they would never know!
Yeah, but I'd know and I try to look after the wishes of my body doubles. I mean, fuck, they're taking bullets and shit for me.
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 03:24:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 30, 2010, 03:22:09 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 03:19:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:15:38 AM
QuoteThat's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.
Not like I don't, but damn.
I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.
I can haz corpse?
No, he was a Catholic. They tend to frown on that sort of thing. His mother would really appreciate it if the corpse was returned in an umolested condition.
The hell are you talking about? I grew up Catholic. They have a patron saint of necrophilia. St. Bernadette. I'd be sanctifying the body.
Leave it to the French. They'll fuck anything.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:26:09 AM
I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.
Name it.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:26:09 AM
I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.
Now you're talking like a villain! Let me think up a suitable gift....
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:26:09 AM
I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.
What do you require, oh master?
Bear in mind that my omnipotence has been established in another thread.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 30, 2010, 03:33:22 AM
Bear in mind that my omnipotence has been established in another thread.
Not anymore. :evil:
pfft, your omnipotence hasn't been proven anywhere! :lol:
Oh, which reminds me. My gift;: I offer once, and only once. Blight's omnipotence, with the restriction that it has no power over me.
QuoteOh, which reminds me. My gift;: I offer once, and only once. Blight's omnipotence, with the restriction that it has no power over me.
Show me the thread in which this omnipotence is shown. Then I'll consider your gift.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26665.30
OH MOST AMUSING BUT SOFT MORTALS. YOU KNOW NOT OF THE TRUEST OF THE DEPTHS OF THE MADNESS THAT IS MOST UNREALNESS OF MY MIGHTINESS. YOUR POINTLESS GAMES OF EVIL WILL AVAIL YOU NAUGHT AS WHEN IT IS TIME ALL SHALL BE ALL GRASS BEFORE MINE OWN MOUTHS, TO BE PLUCKED AND WITH MINE OWN GREAT AND TERRIBLE TENTACLES, TO BE CHEWED WITH MINE OWN GREAT AND POWERFUL TEETH AND TO BE FINALLY DIGESTED AND REDIGESTED IN MY MANIFOLD DIGESTIVE ORGANS THAT ARE LIKE UNTO ENTIRE UNIVERSES OF MADNESS AND DESPAIR. OH PLEAD NOW FOR CLEMENCY AND YOUR MIND SHALL BE THE FIRST THINGS TO BE DEVOURED INSTEAD OF BEING AS UNTO CUD THAT I MIGHT CHEW YOUR FRAGILE EXCUSES FOR EGO AND SELF UNTIL IT A DAMP SODDEN MASS OF SHATTERED NIGHTMARES.
Shut up, you impotent tentacled bovine. Destroy us, if that is your aim, but spare us the cliche speeches and empty threats.
Hmm. Lady Nyx, I approve of you gift. The corpse of Dok Blight's body double is yours.
As for you, Wolf Cavalry, here's what I think of your gods.
(http://www.lesvos.com/food/kalamari.JPG)
Now that the body is safely in my possession, I should tell you that you have been double-crossed, Semaj. You see, Blight no longer has omnipotence. I do. I get a corpse to desecrate sanctify, but you get... NOTHING! Ta-ta.
*runs off with corpse, laughing maniacally*
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:53:44 AM
Hmm. Lady Nyx, I approve of you gift. The corpse of Dok Blight's body double is yours.
As for you, Wolf Cavalry, here's what I think of your gods.
(http://www.lesvos.com/food/kalamari.JPG)
Fried squid? I bet if you asked him, he would shit out a spawn for you batter and deep fry to your hearts congestion.
:argh!:
I will offer the most beautiful beauty in all the world!!
QuoteNow that the body is safely in my possession, I should tell you that you have been double-crossed, Semaj. You see, Blight no longer has omnipotence. I do. I get a corpse to desecrate sanctify, but you get... NOTHING! Ta-ta.
*runs off with corpse, laughing maniacally*
Oh, I know Blight isn't omnipotent anymore. I read the entire thread, including the bit where you took his omnipotence. What you're carrying is a skinned orphan carcass stuffed with Beatles.
Now that the wannabee con woman has left, we may resume bidding. Blight, what do you have to offer?
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 04:08:52 AM
QuoteNow that the body is safely in my possession, I should tell you that you have been double-crossed, Semaj. You see, Blight no longer has omnipotence. I do. I get a corpse to desecrate sanctify, but you get... NOTHING! Ta-ta.
*runs off with corpse, laughing maniacally*
Oh, I know Blight isn't omnipotent anymore. I read the entire thread, including the bit where you took his omnipotence. What you're carrying is a skinned orphan carcass stuffed with Beatles.
Now that the wannabee con woman has left, we may resume bidding. Blight, what do you have to offer?
Skinned orphan, eh? Stuffing John, Paul, Ringo, and George in there was an impressive feat. So I get three corpses, and two corpses to be. I am perfectly happy with this outcome. :wink:
QuoteSkinned orphan, eh? Stuffing John, Paul, Ringo, and George in there was an impressive feat. So I get three corpses, and two corpses to be. I am perfectly happy with this outcome.
As am I. I needed to get rid of those bodies anyway, and this way I keep the corpse that is of real value.
This is the first beauty I offer. *bows*
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQo3FSoMxfJQcCNGvrSumRdXIg4BSpm0TkiCnna9KuxlZYRTXA&t=1&usg=__buQtd6mQ4ri4PkasXYtY5fuFxn0=)
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 04:13:58 AM
QuoteSkinned orphan, eh? Stuffing John, Paul, Ringo, and George in there was an impressive feat. So I get three corpses, and two corpses to be. I am perfectly happy with this outcome.
As am I. I needed to get rid of those bodies anyway, and this way I keep the corpse that is of real value.
Then I will leave you to your auction, Herr Doktor. Good night.
Good night.
And suddenly we're here. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuirkyMinibossSquad)
QuoteAnd suddenly we're here.
I do love it when reality mimics fiction. So who fits in what roles, do you think?
You go to eat a couple of hot dogs and watch some Mythbusters and you get this.
Well, I pointed out the contradiction in Lady Nyx's attempt at usurpation, and unlike other gods in the past, I at least try to hold to my word.
My offer is... Power over destructive storms, and a palace with a harem not to acceed 52 women and/or men.
Quote
Well, I pointed out the contradiction in Lady Nyx's attempt at usurpation, and unlike other gods in the past, I at least try to hold to my word.
My offer is... Power over destructive storms, and a palace with a harem not to acceed 52 women and/or men.
It was all just a part of the plan. A harem and Storm God Powers? That is quite definitely worth a corpse.
Deal. Give me my tribute and then I'll give you the body.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:27:51 AM
Quote
Well, I pointed out the contradiction in Lady Nyx's attempt at usurpation, and unlike other gods in the past, I at least try to hold to my word.
My offer is... Power over destructive storms, and a palace with a harem not to acceed 52 women and/or men.
It was all just a part of the plan. A harem and Storm God Powers? That is quite definitely worth a corpse.
Deal. Give me my tribute and then I'll give you the body.
Done.
Show me my harem (all female please), while I practice my storm powers.
(http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpapers/nature-wallpapers-pictures/lighting-and-tornado-storm-wallpaper.jpg)
Hell yes! How do you like me now Kansas, how do you like me now!
Oh, you must recruit them yourself. My tastes may not be yours. You can make the application and interview process as thorough as you wish.
I can deal with that.
:cheers:
Good for starter's I think.
(http://damoonk.persiangig.com/1HAREM.jpg)
Not bad, Doktor, not bad at all.
QuoteNot bad, Doktor, not bad at all.
I do my best.
<I>grins and checks his slutbook. The harem is in place, it's only a matter of time before the good Doktor is rendered completely helpless. Progress appears to be satisfactory so far.
*giggles quietly*
They all look so BORED!
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 30, 2010, 07:40:56 AM
They all look so BORED!
Well yeah, no one man can keep up with that many women anyways, and he's preoccupied with plans of vengeance. Don't worry, the ladies will make their needs known son enough, and then he'll be too exhausted to do anything dastardly.
QuoteWell yeah, no one man can keep up with that many women anyways, and he's preoccupied with plans of vengeance. Don't worry, the ladies will make their needs known son enough, and then he'll be too exhausted to do anything dastardly.
You underestimate my stamina gentlemen. I'm a marathon and cross country runner.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:36:42 AM
(http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpapers/nature-wallpapers-pictures/lighting-and-tornado-storm-wallpaper.jpg)
Hell yes! How do you like me now Kansas, how do you like me now!
Hey Doktor Semaj!!
I'm just across there in St. Louis, you bring that shit my way and we'll have issues!!!
:argh!:
QuoteHey Doktor Semaj!!
I'm just across there in St. Louis, you bring that shit my way and we'll have issues!!!
Heh, heh, heh.
Christ.
In two years this is going to be looked on in the same fashion as Hugh's "stabbity" threads are right now.
Quote from: Cain on September 30, 2010, 08:31:34 PM
Christ.
In two years this is going to be looked on in the same fashion as Hugh's "stabbity" threads are right now.
Yeah, I really regret the whole terrorist threat idea. It was supposed to be an excuse for bad WOMP, not cosplay.
You will never have any minions
(http://i51.tinypic.com/4h5d74.jpg)
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Did you really think I was just roleplaying? That I was just goofing around when I said I was going to get my revenge? Fools! My in thread antics were merely a smokescreen, something to keep you busy while I worked on my real work! And tonight you shall face the fruit of my labors! Through cunning manipulation and SCIENCE, I have eliminated many of my enemies.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs341.ash2/62096_158402134178110_100000249729198_400708_7736016_n.jpg)
Behold! Charozilla! Watch as Squid flees from her coochie, coochie, coochie!!!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs681.snc4/62112_158402140844776_100000249729198_400709_547218_n.jpg)
For Alphapance I hired outside contracters. The Lollypop Guild came to my attention after their high profile assassination of the Wicked Witch of the West. They are quiet, resourceful, but above all...patient.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs420.snc4/46300_158402147511442_100000249729198_400710_1886984_n.jpg)
I kept Cram's targeting secret, as I did not want him to be able to contact his LARPer friends for aid. A merry band of nerds would surely spell ruin for my plans! But the Nixon-Bats I sent after him did the job well enough.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs054.ash2/36056_158402167511440_100000249729198_400711_665013_n.jpg)
Doktor Blight had previously evaded my attacks by using body doubles. So when I finally captured him, I did thorough DNA and Psychological tests to confirm his identity. With the good Doktor I could not help but be thorough.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs689.snc4/62929_158402177511439_100000249729198_400712_6206174_n.jpg)
Admittedly, I had already claimed vengeance against Eater of Clowns. But really, no one can pay enough, so I gave him to the local redneck population to do with as they please. Ever seen Deliverance, EoC?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs341.ash2/62088_158402184178105_100000249729198_400713_1017086_n.jpg)
Hell hath no fury like a mother shark protecting its spawn.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs006.ash2/33647_158402194178104_100000249729198_400714_5074625_n.jpg)
Finally, and most importantly, Lady Nyx. Having traced her to a local Furry Convention (heh, heh, heh), I remembered her stating earlier whether I was man enough to go up to her mano a mano. I was tempted to go through and face her myself, but my sense of irony took hold. So instead, I unleashed a pack of genetically engineered Super Wolves (complete with eye beams) on Nyx, as well as her Furry friends. Your welcome, Humanity.
THIS is the price of crossing Doktor James Semaj! Look upon these images and know what fate lies in store for those who defy me! And remember children,
NO ONE IS SAFE!
I stand in awe of your WRATHful vengeance.
Thanks. :)
Oh, and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :evil:
Fuck, I'm wicked high up....
Once I stop pissing myself, I shall get my revenge.
In the meantime, your power over storms is revoked and all of your harem have a variety of STDs, ranging from T. Vaginalis to HIV. Some you can live with. Some you can cure. Some won't even have any overall effect on your health.
I wonder if you like to gamble.
Now back to panicking.
Is okay. I'll make a weather controlling machine. As for the harem, well, I'm already committed elsewhere anyway, so a harem would just fuck things up anyway.
Once again, for EoC is it sodomy. :argh!:
You'll pay, fiend.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 02, 2010, 05:54:26 AM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs006.ash2/33647_158402194178104_100000249729198_400714_5074625_n.jpg)
Finally, and most importantly, Lady Nyx. Having traced her to a local Furry Convention (heh, heh, heh), I remembered her stating earlier whether I was man enough to go up to her mano a mano. I was tempted to go through and face her myself, but my sense of irony took hold. So instead, I unleashed a pack of genetically engineered Super Wolves (complete with eye beams) on Nyx, as well as her Furry friends. Your welcome, Humanity.
THIS is the price of crossing Doktor James Semaj! Look upon these images and know what fate lies in store for those who defy me! And remember children,
NO ONE IS SAFE!
:lulz:
I didn't think anyone realized there was a picture of me on this site. Good job, Semaj. :D
QuoteOnce again, for EoC is it sodomy.
Maybe it'll become a running gag. Wouldn't that be funny?" :evil:
QuoteI didn't think anyone realized there was a picture of me on this site. Good job, Semaj.
Thank you, thank you.
"Nixon Bats." :lulz:
Given that this was my first real WOMPing, I was hoping for more...lulz, I guess? I think I overdid my RPing ruse.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 05, 2010, 03:55:23 AM
Given that this was my first real WOMPing, I was hoping for more...lulz, I guess? I think I overdid my RPing ruse.
I stopped reading it pages ago, and dropped the idea. It went from over the top to TCC, before I had a chance to do a single WOMP.
QuoteI stopped reading it pages ago, and dropped the idea. It went from over the top to TCC, before I had a chance to do a single WOMP.
Ya. Next time will have to tread the line better.
Think I might go back to being a Pulp Hero. I'm just not good at being the bad guy.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 05, 2010, 04:11:44 AM
QuoteI stopped reading it pages ago, and dropped the idea. It went from over the top to TCC, before I had a chance to do a single WOMP.
Ya. Next time will have to tread the line better.
Think I might go back to being a Pulp Hero. I'm just not good at being the bad guy.
If you're even considering it, then you probably don't have enough rage, hate, and senseless desire for stupid plans that the job of villain requires.
QuoteIf you're even considering it, then you probably don't have enough rage, hate, and senseless desire for stupid plans that the job of villain requires.
Lots of rage, very little hate, and just generally prefer being the good guy. Hmm. Maybe I can use WOMP for good? :)
Maybe you just lack the proper ambiance. Music. Supervillain music.
Try this. (http://ocrmirror.org/files/music/remixes/Super_Mario_World_Monstrous_Turtles!_OC_ReMix.mp3)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 05, 2010, 04:09:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 05, 2010, 03:55:23 AM
Given that this was my first real WOMPing, I was hoping for more...lulz, I guess? I think I overdid my RPing ruse.
I stopped reading it pages ago, and dropped the idea. It went from over the top to TCC, before I had a chance to do a single WOMP.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
QuoteMaybe you just lack the proper ambiance. Music. Supervillain music.
Try this.
Enjoyable, but I'm pretty sure I'm the hero. Not sure what kind of hero quite yet, but I'm a protagonist definitely. I'm happy with it.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 05, 2010, 04:32:38 AM
QuoteMaybe you just lack the proper ambiance. Music. Supervillain music.
Try this.
Enjoyable, but I'm pretty sure I'm the hero. Not sure what kind of hero quite yet, but I'm a protagonist definitely. I'm happy with it.
A redshirt, or the comedy relief sidekick.
QuoteA redshirt, or the comedy relief sidekick.
Just because I'm a good guy doesn't mean I won't track you down and hurt you. :argh!:
Why do you think they're really called "pulp" heroes?
It's all they leave behind.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 05, 2010, 04:35:05 AM
QuoteA redshirt, or the comedy relief sidekick.
Just because I'm a good guy doesn't mean I won't track you down and hurt you. :argh!:
Ya know, even most minions don't fear the redshirts or comedy relief sidekicks. Considering I a channel for an eldritch horror, I have next to nothing to fear from you. Only the likes of the Mad Doktor Howl cause even the slightest of terror to quicken my pulse.
QuoteWhy do you think they're really called "pulp" heroes?
It's all they leave behind.
Not sure if I'm a pulp hero. Or at least not one in the Doc Savage variety.
Hmm. Must think on this.