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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Jasper on December 29, 2010, 03:26:48 AM

Title: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Jasper on December 29, 2010, 03:26:48 AM
Everytime you eat an animal you gain it's wisdom.

An addiction to lulz does not excuse it.

Nor does tradition or preference or habit.

Winning is a weakness, do you have it?

Live by killing and you will die.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

The violence in your mind becomes violence in your food.

In your life.

iN YOUR FORUM

your CAR.

Your wife.

Your husband.

Your lover.

Your son.

Your daughter.

These are your threads.

Would you carve the flesh from the bones of your loves?

Sig
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:29:55 AM
 :lulz::mittens: :lulz:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:36:31 AM
See?  Poe's Law even applies to degenerates.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Jasper on December 29, 2010, 03:37:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

And here I thought it had to do with dorky talking alien cats.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:38:14 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 29, 2010, 03:37:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

And here I thought it had to do with dorky talking alien cats.

It does, but you really don't want to know what that cat was into behind closed doors.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:49:43 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.

Great, great...But you could maybe do it on another forum.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:52:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:49:43 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.

Great, great...But you could maybe do it on another forum.

That was my plan, it wouldn't be funny here.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:53:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:52:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:49:43 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.

Great, great...But you could maybe do it on another forum.

That was my plan, it wouldn't be funny here.

Hasn't stopped you in the past.  Ever.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Telarus on December 29, 2010, 05:34:20 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

(http://marzcelection.com/cat/images/CAT_Snarf_Lion-O_web.jpg)

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b52/Secretcow/Destructoid/snarf.jpg)

[Don't go there. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&biw=1081&bih=796&q=snarf&gbv=2&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw#sclient=psy&hl=en&biw=1081&bih=796&gbv=2&q=snarf+rule+34&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=9bef8cda26d1a6ec)]
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 29, 2010, 06:23:33 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 29, 2010, 05:34:20 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

(http://marzcelection.com/cat/images/CAT_Snarf_Lion-O_web.jpg)

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b52/Secretcow/Destructoid/snarf.jpg)

[Don't go there. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&biw=1081&bih=796&q=snarf&gbv=2&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw#sclient=psy&hl=en&biw=1081&bih=796&gbv=2&q=snarf+rule+34&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=9bef8cda26d1a6ec)]

(http://i.imgur.com/mYw3d.gif)
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 01:24:54 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:52:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:49:43 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.

Great, great...But you could maybe do it on another forum.

That was my plan, it wouldn't be funny here.

Take it to Political Crossfire.  Dedicate it to Lumina. 
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Triple Zero on December 29, 2010, 04:10:10 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 29, 2010, 03:26:48 AM
Everytime you eat an animal you gain it's wisdom.

Does it also mean that, after eating a lot of animals, you are as wise as the average of them? Cause that would explain humanity acting like cattle so much. But don't tell the vegetarihadis that.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 04:13:07 PM
Don't worry about them, they're just a bunch of beetnecks.  ;)
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Richter on December 29, 2010, 07:15:16 PM
:crankey:  :lulz:

If they feel like going against the artistic grain they could be hopsters.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2010, 07:17:27 PM
I have it under good athority that a diet consisting soley of vegetables and grains turns you into a cereal killer.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
It is rather ironic that it leads to a decay of moral fiber. 
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 07:50:20 PM
I hate to derail this perfectly good pun thread since we only have about 43,000 others, but the existence of Thundercats porn is really mind-boggling to me.

Also, I have decided that snuff porn is just another variety of furry.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 07:50:20 PM
Also, I have decided that snuff porn is just another variety of furry.

I have to disagree pretty strongly with that.

Furries are just silly.  Snuff porn at it's worst is actually murder, and at its best an indulgence of a psychopathic tendency.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 07:50:20 PM
I hate to derail this perfectly good pun thread since we only have about 43,000 others, but the existence of Thundercats porn is really mind-boggling to me.

Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.  I can easily see that someone could take those thoughts and run with them.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

Me.

It'd be like fucking the cat.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2010, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

The ones who had odd thoughts about Panthro.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:56:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

The ones who had odd thoughts about Panthro.

Good point.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

Me.

It'd be like fucking the cat.

Also good point.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Richter on December 29, 2010, 07:58:55 PM
[aini]  a cat is fine too  /aini
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 07:59:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 29, 2010, 07:58:55 PM
[aini]  a cat is fine too  /aini

:vom:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2010, 08:00:25 PM
Just not a black cat, yeah?
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 07:50:20 PM
Also, I have decided that snuff porn is just another variety of furry.

I have to disagree pretty strongly with that.

Furries are just silly.  Snuff porn at it's worst is actually murder, and at its best an indulgence of a psychopathic tendency.

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:02:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:00:25 PM
Just not a black cat, yeah?

Black cats are all rapists.  And 2/3rds of all transvestite carnival workers deserved it.

(Funniest part about Aini's claims of multiple rapes at the hands of Big Scary Black men is that, well, she's a man.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:02:44 PM
I am basing this on the premise that there are basically two kinds of people: furries and not-furries.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 08:03:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

The one's obsessed with the Baroness.  
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:04:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:02:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:00:25 PM
Just not a black cat, yeah?

Black cats are all rapists.  And 2/3rds of all transvestite carnival workers deserved it.

(Funniest part about Aini's claims of multiple rapes at the hands of Big Scary Black men is that, well, she's a man.

Black guys in Detroit rape trannies all the time. Constantly.

I have a feeling that Aini has a liberal arts student definition of "rape".
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:05:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:02:44 PM
I am basing this on the premise that there are basically two kinds of people: furries and not-furries.

Where do hipsters fall on this scale?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 08:05:56 PM
Furries that dress in tweed? 
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:06:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:04:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:02:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:00:25 PM
Just not a black cat, yeah?

Black cats are all rapists.  And 2/3rds of all transvestite carnival workers deserved it.

(Funniest part about Aini's claims of multiple rapes at the hands of Big Scary Black men is that, well, she's a man.

Black guys in Detroit rape trannies all the time. Constantly.

I have a feeling that Aini has a liberal arts student definition of "rape".

Aini isn't in Detroit.  That was a lie, too.  Aini lives in NYC, and works at Coney Island.  None of her IPs resolve to Michigan.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:06:39 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:03:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

The one's obsessed with the Baroness.  

Those two aren't mutually exclusive...  :oops:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:06:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:05:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:02:44 PM
I am basing this on the premise that there are basically two kinds of people: furries and not-furries.

Where do hipsters fall on this scale?   :lulz:

Since hipsters NEVER self-identify, and anyone can look at anyone else and declare them a hipster, hipsters are not furries.

Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:07:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:06:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:04:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:02:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:00:25 PM
Just not a black cat, yeah?

Black cats are all rapists.  And 2/3rds of all transvestite carnival workers deserved it.

(Funniest part about Aini's claims of multiple rapes at the hands of Big Scary Black men is that, well, she's a man.

Black guys in Detroit rape trannies all the time. Constantly.

I have a feeling that Aini has a liberal arts student definition of "rape".

Aini isn't in Detroit.  That was a lie, too.  Aini lives in NYC, and works at Coney Island.  None of her IPs resolve to Michigan.

Oh FFS.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:08:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.

Furries.

Also people who are into garden tools are furries.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:08:37 PM
My world is really very simple.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:09:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:08:37 PM
My world is really very simple.

I am a fan of Nigel's World.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 08:09:23 PM
So, logically, this means Johnny Depp is a furry.  

This will crush Mrs. WHN.  
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:09:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:08:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.

Furries.

Also people who are into garden tools are furries.

Bridgeport mills are NOT covered in fur.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:08:37 PM
My world is really very simple.

So is mine.  The ranking system looks rather like this:

Cornish
Scots
Irish
Tetanus
Welsh

Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:11:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:09:23 PM
So, logically, this means Johnny Depp is a furry.  

This will crush Mrs. WHN.  

Well, I'm not sure Johnny Depp qualifies as a person.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.

A latent appliance fetishist is someone who has not yet admitted that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machiiiiiiiines
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:32:18 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Once again, you are talking out of your ass. Shut the fuck up, furry.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:33:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:09:23 PM
So, logically, this means Johnny Depp is a furry.  

This will crush Mrs. WHN.  

Why is Johnny Depp a furry?  :?




Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 08:34:26 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I agree, I mean some people who were molested as children end up in a victimization spiral of control oriented sexual fetishes wherein they take on increasingly dominant roles, ultimately finding themselves snuff porn enthusia-OH WAIT!
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 08:34:35 PM
Garden tools.  
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:34:42 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.

A latent appliance fetishist is someone who has not yet admitted that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machiiiiiiiines

Joke ruined by arriving sleazy creep.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:08:37 PM
My world is really very simple.

So is mine.  The ranking system looks rather like this:

Cornish
Scots
Irish
Tetanus
Welsh



:argh!:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:35:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:08:37 PM
My world is really very simple.

So is mine.  The ranking system looks rather like this:

Cornish
Scots
Irish
Tetanus
Welsh



:argh!:

:lulz:

YOU KNOW HOW WE DO
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:37:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:38:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:34:35 PM
Garden tools.  

Yes.

If you masturbate to them, you are a furry.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:37:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

Code for "attention whore".
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:39:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:34:35 PM
Garden tools.  

Now now, RWHN, like I said, he doesn't count as a person. So if he isn't a person, he can't be a furry.

Phox,
Would go straight for Johnny Depp, except it doesn't count.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:39:38 PM
Also, "know-nothing ass-talker".
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:40:22 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:37:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

So you "e-cheat" on your wife because she's fat?  You're no prize yourself.

Just another reason to spit on you, as if there weren't enough already.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:37:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

Code for "attention whore".

I'm thinking he's a more damaged and kinda dumb version of Wade, to tell the truth.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 08:41:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:39:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:34:35 PM
Garden tools.  

Now now, RWHN, like I said, he doesn't count as a person. So if he isn't a person, he can't be a furry.

Phox,
Would go straight for Johnny Depp, except it doesn't count.  :lulz:

Yeah, I mean, a real person wouldn't survive such a tragic career choice such as 21 Jump Street.  He's gotta be a robot, or alien, or lizard robot.  
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:42:28 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:41:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:39:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:34:35 PM
Garden tools.  

Now now, RWHN, like I said, he doesn't count as a person. So if he isn't a person, he can't be a furry.

Phox,
Would go straight for Johnny Depp, except it doesn't count.  :lulz:

Yeah, I mean, a real person wouldn't survive such a tragic career choice such as 21 Jump Street.  He's gotta be a robot, or alien, or lizard robot.  

Exactly.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!

<---- Attention whore

Therefore quite likely to enjoy it.

Hopefully you do too so that it becomes a mutually gratifying exercise.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:44:44 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
<---- Attention whore

"Wade"
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 08:45:54 PM
Is this where I humbly apologize for leaving the crumb trail that brought our blue meanie friend to pd.com?  
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:45:54 PM
Is this where I humbly apologize for leaving the crumb trail that brought our blue meanie friend to pd.com?  

Naw.  You aren't responsible for his degeneracy and idiocy.  He is.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Fuck, people. I've been refraining form jumping in on this, but goddamn it.

BH: Shut the fuck the up. Seriously. I don't care what you are into, so long as you aren't really killing people, imagine whatever the fuck you want. I don't want to fucking hear about, though. For the record, I still like you, but come on, man, you've been stirring shit the past couple days.

Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?


Phox,
Fucking sick of every thread getting derailed by snuff horseshit.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Fuck, people. I've been refraining form jumping in on this, but goddamn it.

BH: Shut the fuck the up. Seriously. I don't care what you are into, so long as you aren't really killing people, imagine whatever the fuck you want. I don't want to fucking hear about, though. For the record, I still like you, but come on, man, you've been stirring shit the past couple days.

Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?


Phox,
Fucking sick of every thread getting derailed by snuff horseshit.

How do you kill horseshit?  Drown it in Febreeze?
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:53:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!

Me, too.

You do know, by the way, that he's an anarchist that somehow sees no problem with accepting welfare from the state to "support" his family?

:lulz:

Protip to BH:  If your income consists of welfare, you aren't supporting anyone.  You're basically a ward of the state, and in your case, willingly so.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Fuck, people. I've been refraining form jumping in on this, but goddamn it.

BH: Shut the fuck the up. Seriously. I don't care what you are into, so long as you aren't really killing people, imagine whatever the fuck you want. I don't want to fucking hear about, though. For the record, I still like you, but come on, man, you've been stirring shit the past couple days.

Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?


Phox,
Fucking sick of every thread getting derailed by snuff horseshit.

How do you kill horseshit?  Drown it in Febreeze?
:argh!: :lulz:

Should I edit in quotes for you?
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Cain on December 29, 2010, 08:54:48 PM
So I killed a turkey, a pig and a, uh, stuffingbeast this Xmas.

I do not think I gained much wisdom from this, except the wisdom that Xmas time is delicious.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:56:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 29, 2010, 08:54:48 PM
So I killed a turkey, a pig and a, uh, stuffingbeast this Xmas.

I do not think I gained much wisdom from this, except the wisdom that Xmas time is delicious.

I imagine a stuffing beast is sort of like a mobile teddy bear,
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2010, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.


Read your post again.  You said that people who have been molested tend to grow up with "consequences" that, for you, would be worse than death.

Which means You just called into question the mental health of everyone who has ever been molested.  Which is a really shitty thing to do.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

Only if he stays in one thread.

For real, I really loathe this guy, and I'm going to hound him as long as he's on PD.  Sorry about that.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:58:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

I suggest this one

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27749.0
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:59:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.


Read your post again.  You said that people who have been molested tend to grow up with "consequences" that, for you, would be worse than death.

Which means You just called into question the mental health of everyone who has ever been molested.  Which is a really shitty thing to do.

By BH's logic, children who have been molested should be euthanized.  I imagine he'd volunteer to assist in the process.  He's gagging for it in each post on the subject.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:58:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

I suggest this one

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27749.0

Fuck off, you useless tit.  You don't get a say in this.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2010, 09:01:41 PM
To be clear, it's not the part about rather being dead that's the kicker, because, as he said, that's a personal choice.

It's the part where he declares the majority of victims to be horribly broken, in a manner worse than death.  That part wasn't written in the subjective view, but rather the objective.

Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.


Read your post again.  You said that people who have been molested tend to grow up with "consequences" that, for you, would be worse than death.

Which means You just called into question the mental health of everyone who has ever been molested.  Which is a really shitty thing to do.

I am lucky enough not to have been molested.  I don't know how many people I know have been, none that have have confided it in me and I hope that, in fact, none have.  All I have are statistics and studies and according to those most people who are molested get consequences that are not good at all,  mental problems, physical problems too, problems that often last a life time.

I am sure that some victims of molestation manage to overcome these consequences and live relatively normal lives.  Good for them.  I'm not going to assume someone is bonkers if I find out they have been molested, if I already know they are bonkers and then I find out they've been molested I may assume that is why.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:03:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 09:01:41 PM
To be clear, it's not the part about rather being dead that's the kicker, because, as he said, that's a personal choice.

It's the part where he declares the majority of victims to be horribly broken, in a manner worse than death.  That part wasn't written in the subjective view, but rather the objective.



*shrug*

I just think he wants to kill kids, and he's building a justification in what passes for his mind.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:03:54 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!

<---- Attention whore

Therefore quite likely to enjoy it.

Hopefully you do too so that it becomes a mutually gratifying exercise.

I don't think you understand.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:58:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

I suggest this one

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27749.0

Fuck off, you useless tit.  You don't get a say in this.

He's got a good point though, Roger. He already has a thread for his own wankery, so why not abuse the fuck out of him there? Or at least, don't turn everything into a snuff conversation.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:05:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

Only if he stays in one thread.

For real, I really loathe this guy, and I'm going to hound him as long as he's on PD.  Sorry about that.

I'm game as long as you are, and am likely to enjoy the hell out of it.

I'm not going to try to derail anything, but that doesn't mean I won't follow you off the tracks.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:06:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:58:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

I suggest this one

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27749.0

Fuck off, you useless tit.  You don't get a say in this.

He's got a good point though, Roger. He already has a thread for his own wankery, so why not abuse the fuck out of him there? Or at least, don't turn everything into a snuff conversation.

Fuck him.  I have every intention of dogging his steps as long as he remains here, no matter what.

You haven't been around all that long, Phox.  I can keep this up all fucking day.  Forever.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:07:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:05:18 PM
I'm game as long as you are, and am likely to enjoy the hell out of it.


Your opinion on the matter is utterly irrelevant.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:09:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:06:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:58:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

I suggest this one

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27749.0

Fuck off, you useless tit.  You don't get a say in this.

He's got a good point though, Roger. He already has a thread for his own wankery, so why not abuse the fuck out of him there? Or at least, don't turn everything into a snuff conversation.

Fuck him.  I have every intention of dogging his steps as long as he remains here, no matter what.

You haven't been around all that long, Phox.  I can keep this up all fucking day.  Forever.

I'm sure you can. And I really don't care if you want to harass him for every goddamn thing he says. I'm just getting sick of it always coming back around to be about snuff porn.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.

You'd be better off dead either way.

The thing about being molested is that you can get therapy and lead a perfectly happy, fulfilling life. You can't get therapy for being dead.

You are basically saying that one quarter of the women in the US would be better off had their molester murdered them. You are also giving WAY too much power to pedophiles and the act of molestation; it's a big deal but it's not THAT big of a deal. Imagining that victims of rape and other forms of sex abuse are fundamentally damaged due to it is a weirdly patriarchal phenomenon that emphasizes the power of the sex act and its value as a commodity over the value of human life.

What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.

Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:09:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:06:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:58:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

I suggest this one

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27749.0

Fuck off, you useless tit.  You don't get a say in this.

He's got a good point though, Roger. He already has a thread for his own wankery, so why not abuse the fuck out of him there? Or at least, don't turn everything into a snuff conversation.

Fuck him.  I have every intention of dogging his steps as long as he remains here, no matter what.

You haven't been around all that long, Phox.  I can keep this up all fucking day.  Forever.

I'm sure you can. And I really don't care if you want to harass him for every goddamn thing he says. I'm just getting sick of it always coming back around to be about snuff porn.

Oh, I also plan to hound him about his bullshit concerning Mammon, the fact that he "e-cheats" ( :lulz: ) on his wife because she put on weight (He's a chunker himself), the whole "MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO BE A MOVIE STAR" thing, and about how he's an "anarchist" that "supports" his family via welfare.  The list goes on and on.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I think he'd be okay with it, if he was the one that got to kill her.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:13:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM

Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

I don't think you understand, either.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:13:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:11:40 PM
Oh, I also plan to hound him about his bullshit concerning Mammon, the fact that he "e-cheats" ( :lulz: ) on his wife because she put on weight (He's a chunker himself), the whole "MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO BE A MOVIE STAR" thing, and about how he's an "anarchist" that "supports" his family via welfare.  The list goes on and on.

Then proceed. I'm not opposed to a good abusefest. Just tired of the broken record.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:13:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:11:40 PM
Oh, I also plan to hound him about his bullshit concerning Mammon, the fact that he "e-cheats" ( :lulz: ) on his wife because she put on weight (He's a chunker himself), the whole "MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO BE A MOVIE STAR" thing, and about how he's an "anarchist" that "supports" his family via welfare.  The list goes on and on.

Then proceed. I'm not opposed to a good abusefest. Just tired of the broken record.

I love his "IMA ENJOY IT" routine, which is the same routine used by Wade, DK, Cowass, and all the other aspies that have come and gone...And to whose ranks he now belongs.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.

You'd be better off dead either way.

The thing about being molested is that you can get therapy and lead a perfectly happy, fulfilling life. You can't get therapy for being dead.

You are basically saying that one quarter of the women in the US would be better off had their molester murdered them. You are also giving WAY too much power to pedophiles and the act of molestation; it's a big deal but it's not THAT big of a deal. Imagining that victims of rape and other forms of sex abuse are fundamentally damaged due to it is a weirdly patriarchal phenomenon that emphasizes the power of the sex act and its value as a commodity over the value of human life.

What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I don't know.  I certainly really really don't want either to happen.  I know that if she were raped and lived I'd do everything I could to get her proper therapy and whatnot so that she could live as healthy a life as possible.  I can't say that's better though.

I suppose I don't know enough about child sexual abuse to really judge, it's just a big scary bogeyman in my mind and I may be blowing it up to bigger proportions than it actually deserves.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:15:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.


Read your post again.  You said that people who have been molested tend to grow up with "consequences" that, for you, would be worse than death.

Which means You just called into question the mental health of everyone who has ever been molested.  Which is a really shitty thing to do.

This. the mental health and the quality of life. Apparently, in his eyes, both are irreparably destroyed because of where some perv decides to put his dick.

News flash; penises aren't that powerful, asshole.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:16:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:09:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:06:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:58:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

I suggest this one

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27749.0

Fuck off, you useless tit.  You don't get a say in this.

He's got a good point though, Roger. He already has a thread for his own wankery, so why not abuse the fuck out of him there? Or at least, don't turn everything into a snuff conversation.

Fuck him.  I have every intention of dogging his steps as long as he remains here, no matter what.

You haven't been around all that long, Phox.  I can keep this up all fucking day.  Forever.

I'm sure you can. And I really don't care if you want to harass him for every goddamn thing he says. I'm just getting sick of it always coming back around to be about snuff porn.

Oh, I also plan to hound him about his bullshit concerning Mammon, the fact that he "e-cheats" ( :lulz: ) on his wife because she put on weight (He's a chunker himself), the whole "MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO BE A MOVIE STAR" thing, and about how he's an "anarchist" that "supports" his family via welfare.  The list goes on and on.

It's not cheating, we have an open relationship.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 09:16:30 PM
Phox, this is about snuff porn because BH took a joke about snuff porn and decided to correct it so as not to offend his apparently delicate sensitivity toward his vile interests.  I can where you're coming from, though.  I felt the same way about hipster threads a month or so ago.   :lulz:  Don't buy his recommendation of using his other thread as a repository.  He's the one who brought it here.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:17:46 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.


Read your post again.  You said that people who have been molested tend to grow up with "consequences" that, for you, would be worse than death.

Which means You just called into question the mental health of everyone who has ever been molested.  Which is a really shitty thing to do.

I am lucky enough not to have been molested.  I don't know how many people I know have been, none that have have confided it in me and I hope that, in fact, none have.  All I have are statistics and studies and according to those most people who are molested get consequences that are not good at all,  mental problems, physical problems too, problems that often last a life time.

I am sure that some victims of molestation manage to overcome these consequences and live relatively normal lives.  Good for them.  I'm not going to assume someone is bonkers if I find out they have been molested, if I already know they are bonkers and then I find out they've been molested I may assume that is why.

About one quarter of the women you know, and one tenth of the men. FYI.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:18:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:16:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:09:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:06:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:58:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

1.  I have hate to vent, and he volunteered for it.  He demanded it, as a matter of fact.

2.  I wish to ensure that he never again has any actual conversations here.   Because I hate him.  :)

Well. Fine. Can we at least keep it to one thread then?

I suggest this one

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27749.0

Fuck off, you useless tit.  You don't get a say in this.

He's got a good point though, Roger. He already has a thread for his own wankery, so why not abuse the fuck out of him there? Or at least, don't turn everything into a snuff conversation.

Fuck him.  I have every intention of dogging his steps as long as he remains here, no matter what.

You haven't been around all that long, Phox.  I can keep this up all fucking day.  Forever.

I'm sure you can. And I really don't care if you want to harass him for every goddamn thing he says. I'm just getting sick of it always coming back around to be about snuff porn.

Oh, I also plan to hound him about his bullshit concerning Mammon, the fact that he "e-cheats" ( :lulz: ) on his wife because she put on weight (He's a chunker himself), the whole "MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO BE A MOVIE STAR" thing, and about how he's an "anarchist" that "supports" his family via welfare.  The list goes on and on.

It's not cheating, we have an open relationship.

Yeah.  I bet.  Just like she's a budding movie starlet, and just like you're an anarchist.  :lol:

You lie about everything else, so it stands to reason you lie to her.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:18:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I think he'd be okay with it, if he was the one that got to kill her.

He probably fantasizes about it.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:19:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:18:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I think he'd be okay with it, if he was the one that got to kill her.

He probably fantasizes about it.

Even DK wasn't as disgusting, and he was pretty vile.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:20:53 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I'm just putting you on notice that this post bumped you from your spot in my revulsion corner and you have been upgraded to the hate corner. From now on I will do everything possible to make your time here utterly miserable. Congratulations!


Yeah, BH.  Way to score points with anyone who has ever been molested, saying that you think they'd be better off dead.  Presumably, so you could have more opportunities to reach orgasm.

I'd be better off dead.  They get to make their own decisions in that respect.

I think molesting a child is worse than murdering an adult.

You are free to disagree.

Both are very wrong.

Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.

You'd be better off dead either way.

The thing about being molested is that you can get therapy and lead a perfectly happy, fulfilling life. You can't get therapy for being dead.

You are basically saying that one quarter of the women in the US would be better off had their molester murdered them. You are also giving WAY too much power to pedophiles and the act of molestation; it's a big deal but it's not THAT big of a deal. Imagining that victims of rape and other forms of sex abuse are fundamentally damaged due to it is a weirdly patriarchal phenomenon that emphasizes the power of the sex act and its value as a commodity over the value of human life.

What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I don't know.  I certainly really really don't want either to happen.  I know that if she were raped and lived I'd do everything I could to get her proper therapy and whatnot so that she could live as healthy a life as possible.  I can't say that's better though.

I suppose I don't know enough about child sexual abuse to really judge, it's just a big scary bogeyman in my mind and I may be blowing it up to bigger proportions than it actually deserves.

For the record; you have stated that you are not sure that your daughter being alive after having been raped would be better than if she was killed.

Because after being raped, she would be damaged goods.

You are a misogynistic, repulsive piece of shit.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:22:10 PM
Does her mother know you think that way?
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:22:10 PM
Does her mother know you think that way?

Either BH has his wife completely fooled (unlikely), or she is one scared, humiliated woman.

Which, I am sure, he gets a charge out of.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 09:23:11 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 09:16:30 PM
Phox, this is about snuff porn because BH took a joke about snuff porn and decided to correct it so as not to offend his apparently delicate sensitivity toward his vile interests.  I can where you're coming from, though.  I felt the same way about hipster threads a month or so ago.   :lulz:  Don't buy his recommendation of using his other thread as a repository.  He's the one who brought it here.

Yeah, the natural order of PD.COM will take care of this.  You must allow it to take its course.  

OR ELSE.......well, I dunno, something.  
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:13:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM

Roger, Nigel, et al: If you have a problem, fucking ignore him. Goddamn, he's admitted multiple times he's an attention whore, so why the fuck to do keep giving him attention!?

I don't think you understand, either.

I don't. Nor do I care to. But I've said what I have to say. You have been rationally presenting  point-counterpoint arguments, which are more interesting than statements that are essentially "You are a terrible person because you like snuff".No offense to Roger, but i had my words with him, so he knows my position by now.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 09:16:30 PM
Phox, this is about snuff porn because BH took a joke about snuff porn and decided to correct it so as not to offend his apparently delicate sensitivity toward his vile interests.  I can where you're coming from, though.  I felt the same way about hipster threads a month or so ago.   :lulz:  Don't buy his recommendation of using his other thread as a repository.  He's the one who brought it here.

Not saying he didn't. I was just asking everyone else not to spag up every fucking thread with it.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 09:23:11 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 09:16:30 PM
Phox, this is about snuff porn because BH took a joke about snuff porn and decided to correct it so as not to offend his apparently delicate sensitivity toward his vile interests.  I can where you're coming from, though.  I felt the same way about hipster threads a month or so ago.   :lulz:  Don't buy his recommendation of using his other thread as a repository.  He's the one who brought it here.

Yeah, the natural order of PD.COM will take care of this.  You must allow it to take its course. 

OR ELSE.......well, I dunno, something. 

Yeah, I'm fucking done. Keep firing, assholes!
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:28:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:22:10 PM
Does her mother know you think that way?

Either BH has his wife completely fooled (unlikely), or she is one scared, humiliated woman.

Which, I am sure, he gets a charge out of.

Neither.  Unless she's hiding that fear and humiliation very very well.

Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:29:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
I don't. Nor do I care to. But I've said what I have to say. You have been rationally presenting  point-counterpoint arguments, which are more interesting than statements that are essentially "You are a terrible person because you like snuff".No offense to Roger, but i had my words with him, so he knows my position by now.

No offense taken.  However, you have to understand that I'm not doing this for an interesting set of point-couterpoint arguments.  I'm doing it because he's a revolting piece of shit and I hate him more than I hated DK, fomentor, or even Hugh (Hugh was a manipulative bastard, but less repulsive overall than BH).  It's more a process of erosion than brilliant, incisive logic, etc.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:31:42 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:28:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:22:10 PM
Does her mother know you think that way?

Either BH has his wife completely fooled (unlikely), or she is one scared, humiliated woman.

Which, I am sure, he gets a charge out of.

Neither.  Unless she's hiding that fear and humiliation very very well.



I imagine she feels she'd better, for her sake and her daughter's sake.

I mean, fuck's sake, she lives with a guy who wants to kill people with the intensity that most guys have concerning sex.  It would be like living in a minefield, or around a rabid animal.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:34:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:29:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
I don't. Nor do I care to. But I've said what I have to say. You have been rationally presenting  point-counterpoint arguments, which are more interesting than statements that are essentially "You are a terrible person because you like snuff".No offense to Roger, but i had my words with him, so he knows my position by now.

No offense taken.  However, you have to understand that I'm not doing this for an interesting set of point-couterpoint arguments.  I'm doing it because he's a revolting piece of shit and I hate him more than I hated DK, fomentor, or even Hugh (Hugh was a manipulative bastard, but less repulsive overall than BH).  It's more a process of erosion than brilliant, incisive logic, etc.

If it helps, Nigel's hurt my feelings more.  Mostly because you have a tendency to misinterpret things that I say in ways that don't make any sense to me.  When you do that I get bewildered rather than offended and whatever humiliation, rage, or what have you would otherwise have resulted gets dissipated.

I'm assuming that is a technique that works well with a lot of other people because I've seen you do it to all sorts of people and I certainly don't think it's stupidity on your part. 
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:29:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
I don't. Nor do I care to. But I've said what I have to say. You have been rationally presenting  point-counterpoint arguments, which are more interesting than statements that are essentially "You are a terrible person because you like snuff".No offense to Roger, but i had my words with him, so he knows my position by now.

No offense taken.  However, you have to understand that I'm not doing this for an interesting set of point-couterpoint arguments.  I'm doing it because he's a revolting piece of shit and I hate him more than I hated DK, fomentor, or even Hugh (Hugh was a manipulative bastard, but less repulsive overall than BH).  It's more a process of erosion than brilliant, incisive logic, etc.

I do understand that. From the perspective of one reading though, the point-counterpoint is more interesting. That's all I meant by that.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:47:30 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:34:41 PM
If it helps, Nigel's hurt my feelings more.  

Who cares?  Your feelings are of no consequence in this matter.  Your feelings in fact disgust me, so I don't put them into the equation.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Whatever on December 29, 2010, 09:54:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:31:42 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:28:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:22:10 PM
Does her mother know you think that way?

Either BH has his wife completely fooled (unlikely), or she is one scared, humiliated woman.

Which, I am sure, he gets a charge out of.

Neither.  Unless she's hiding that fear and humiliation very very well.



I imagine she feels she'd better, for her sake and her daughter's sake.

I mean, fuck's sake, she lives with a guy who wants to kill people with the intensity that most guys have concerning sex.  It would be like living in a minefield, or around a rabid animal.

You know when you look at it this way you have to wonder how she stands it?  I mean the thought that every time I had sex that it might be my last because my sick in the head husband fantasizes about killing people during sex.  I personally would be such a wreck you would have to commit me.

Wait, I forget, I have a fucking backbone and I would have already superglued his penis and gonads into a tiny noose so he could strangle his own head whenever he had that urge.

His wife however......  maybe she is a furry?  Or maybe she's into the killing fantasy as well. 

In any event, BH you are a sicko and if I ever saw you anywhere near my daughter I'd have to kill you.  Painfully!
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Richter on December 29, 2010, 09:58:09 PM
Or she could know he's harmless and be totally indifferent to him.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:58:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 29, 2010, 09:58:09 PM
Or she could know he's harmless and be totally indifferent to him.

Anything's possible, but I doubt it.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:59:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 29, 2010, 09:58:09 PM
Or she could know he's harmless and be totally indifferent to him.

This is certainly how I perceive her reaction to my particular perversion.  Indifference coupled with mild amusement.

Maybe that's a very carefully crafted mask over abject terror, but I really don't think so.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Richter on December 29, 2010, 10:13:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:58:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 29, 2010, 09:58:09 PM
Or she could know he's harmless and be totally indifferent to him.

Anything's possible, but I doubt it.

Not tying to be a killjoy, but banality reminds me of dark matter.  It has to be hiding somewhere or the numbers don't add up.   
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Telarus on December 29, 2010, 10:55:26 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Imagining either, while certainly not healthy, is no more wrong than imagining anything else.

While the Buddhists would agree that simply imagining something isn't wrong (i.e. carries no negative moral consequences, as they practice corpse rot visualizations and meditations), the fact that you have "Attached" your sexual gratification to the specific imagery of a person loosing his/her life in a sexual situation WILL damn you to the realms of Preta (ever-hungry devouring ghosts) and Naraka (hate-lust beasts/demons).

And given that the whole concept of "Buddhist Reincarnation" is an allegory that is supposed to teach you that re-incarnation does not happen at death, but during every moment of every NOW, it seems you have chosen those roles and refuse to reject them.

And that, SIR, is a VERY WRONG MOTORCYCLE indeed.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I don't know.  I certainly really really don't want either to happen.  I know that if she were raped and lived I'd do everything I could to get her proper therapy and whatnot so that she could live as healthy a life as possible.  I can't say that's better though.

I suppose I don't know enough about child sexual abuse to really judge, it's just a big scary bogeyman in my mind and I may be blowing it up to bigger proportions than it actually deserves.


I've been holding back from this, but the bolded parts cross the line. You don't know if you'd rather have your daughter alive or dead.
And you can't say it's better to live as healthy a life as possible, than to die.
This is...just...
(http://tinyurl.com/23egyhq)

Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:32:32 PM
And Phox, BAWWWWW!

Nothing personal.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 11:38:49 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:32:32 PM
And Phox, BAWWWWW!

Nothing personal.

Fuck you, Epi.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I don't know.  I certainly really really don't want either to happen.  I know that if she were raped and lived I'd do everything I could to get her proper therapy and whatnot so that she could live as healthy a life as possible.  I can't say that's better though.

I suppose I don't know enough about child sexual abuse to really judge, it's just a big scary bogeyman in my mind and I may be blowing it up to bigger proportions than it actually deserves.


I've been holding back from this, but the bolded parts cross the line. You don't know if you'd rather have your daughter alive or dead.
And you can't say it's better to live as healthy a life as possible, than to die.
This is...just...
(http://tinyurl.com/23egyhq)



Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

Nigel's got me pretty well convinced that the consequences are not as dire as I have blown them up to be in my mind though, so I am pretty sure I'd prefer she were alive.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:53:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

But you didn't say seriously damaged. You said getting therapy to live as healthy a life as possible.
Even seriously damaged, though, it's bizarre that you can't decide whether you'd want her alive or not. And it's kinda sick.
My two cents.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:58:59 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:53:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

But you didn't say seriously damaged. You said getting therapy to live as healthy a life as possible.
Even seriously damaged, though, it's bizarre that you can't decide whether you'd want her alive or not. And it's kinda sick.
My two cents.

I dunno if you have children or not.  But given the option between losing my child, having her die in an awful way. Or having her live, damaged from an awful experience, having to see that in her eyes every day for the rest of my life (presumably she lievs longer than me, unless the trauma drives her to suicide) knowing I could not protect her from it, and knowing even that she sees some mirror of whoever did this to her in me, simply because we are both male.  No, I really don't know which one would be worse.
They'd really both be incredibly horribly awful.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Epimetheus on December 30, 2010, 12:16:22 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:58:59 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:53:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

But you didn't say seriously damaged. You said getting therapy to live as healthy a life as possible.
Even seriously damaged, though, it's bizarre that you can't decide whether you'd want her alive or not. And it's kinda sick.
My two cents.

I dunno if you have children or not.  But given the option between losing my child, having her die in an awful way. Or having her live, damaged from an awful experience, having to see that in her eyes every day for the rest of my life (presumably she lievs longer than me, unless the trauma drives her to suicide) knowing I could not protect her from it, and knowing even that she sees some mirror of whoever did this to her in me, simply because we are both male.  No, I really don't know which one would be worse.
They'd really both be incredibly horribly awful.

No, I don't have kids. But I have people I love in my life, and having them gone forever would be much worse than them going through injury/trauma but still alive for the rest of their natural life.
I guess it's a personal thing.
But being unsure whether you'd rather have your daughter dead or alive (circumstances of aliveness aside), combined with a fetish for sexual killing, makes for a person that makes me uneasy.
I don't think you're evil, BH. I'm just uneasy about you.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 30, 2010, 12:20:02 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 30, 2010, 12:16:22 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:58:59 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:53:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

But you didn't say seriously damaged. You said getting therapy to live as healthy a life as possible.
Even seriously damaged, though, it's bizarre that you can't decide whether you'd want her alive or not. And it's kinda sick.
My two cents.

I dunno if you have children or not.  But given the option between losing my child, having her die in an awful way. Or having her live, damaged from an awful experience, having to see that in her eyes every day for the rest of my life (presumably she lievs longer than me, unless the trauma drives her to suicide) knowing I could not protect her from it, and knowing even that she sees some mirror of whoever did this to her in me, simply because we are both male.  No, I really don't know which one would be worse.
They'd really both be incredibly horribly awful.

No, I don't have kids. But I have people I love in my life, and having them gone forever would be much worse than them going through injury/trauma but still alive for the rest of their natural life.
I guess it's a personal thing.
But being unsure whether you'd rather have your daughter dead or alive (circumstances of aliveness aside), combined with a fetish for sexual killing, makes for a person that makes me uneasy.
I don't think you're evil, BH. I'm just uneasy about you.

I think it is a personal thing.  I know there are a fair amount of circumstances where I would rather not be alive and I tend to extend those circumstances to those I love and care about.  It doesn't mean I'd try to stop any of them from living in those circumstances, but I wouldn't be angry with them if they chose to terminate their own lives.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Adios on December 30, 2010, 12:38:31 AM
My wife and I both have living wills. Keep your fucking machines and money grubbing hands away from my peaceful death.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 30, 2010, 12:44:23 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 12:38:31 AM
My wife and I both have living wills. Keep your fucking machines and money grubbing hands away from my peaceful death.

I will add, that you can keep your invasive surgeries and your fucking pills.

Phox,
Would rather die of a curable disease than a "cure"

ETA: that's shouldn't be taken as a refusal of all medical treatment, but I don't even take headache medicine most of the time.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Adios on December 30, 2010, 12:50:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 12:44:23 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 12:38:31 AM
My wife and I both have living wills. Keep your fucking machines and money grubbing hands away from my peaceful death.

I will add, that you can keep your invasive surgeries and your fucking pills.

Phox,
Would rather die of a curable disease than a "cure"

ETA: that's shouldn't be taken as a refusal of all medical treatment, but I don't even take headache medicine most of the time.

I have to take 9 pills a day to stay on my feet.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 30, 2010, 12:58:14 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 12:50:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 12:44:23 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 12:38:31 AM
My wife and I both have living wills. Keep your fucking machines and money grubbing hands away from my peaceful death.

I will add, that you can keep your invasive surgeries and your fucking pills.

Phox,
Would rather die of a curable disease than a "cure"

ETA: that's shouldn't be taken as a refusal of all medical treatment, but I don't even take headache medicine most of the time.

I have to take 9 pills a day to stay on my feet.

Personally, I'd rather be off my feet.  When my body needs that much support, I'll say it's time to call it quits. I'm officially Do Not Resuscitate, too. Though, if you don't mind that sort of thing, that's your decision.  :)
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Adios on December 30, 2010, 01:00:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 12:58:14 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 12:50:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 12:44:23 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 12:38:31 AM
My wife and I both have living wills. Keep your fucking machines and money grubbing hands away from my peaceful death.

I will add, that you can keep your invasive surgeries and your fucking pills.

Phox,
Would rather die of a curable disease than a "cure"

ETA: that's shouldn't be taken as a refusal of all medical treatment, but I don't even take headache medicine most of the time.

I have to take 9 pills a day to stay on my feet.

Personally, I'd rather be off my feet.  When my body needs that much support, I'll say it's time to call it quits. I'm officially Do Not Resuscitate, too. Though, if you don't mind that sort of thing, that's your decision.  :)

It would be a horribly painful wait for peace, besides, there is a lot of living yet to do.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 30, 2010, 01:07:58 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 01:00:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 12:58:14 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 12:50:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 12:44:23 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 12:38:31 AM
My wife and I both have living wills. Keep your fucking machines and money grubbing hands away from my peaceful death.

I will add, that you can keep your invasive surgeries and your fucking pills.

Phox,
Would rather die of a curable disease than a "cure"

ETA: that's shouldn't be taken as a refusal of all medical treatment, but I don't even take headache medicine most of the time.

I have to take 9 pills a day to stay on my feet.

Personally, I'd rather be off my feet.  When my body needs that much support, I'll say it's time to call it quits. I'm officially Do Not Resuscitate, too. Though, if you don't mind that sort of thing, that's your decision.  :)

It would be a horribly painful wait for peace, besides, there is a lot of living yet to do.

Pain doesn't much bother me. But again, if you don't mind the pills, good on ya.  :wink:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I don't know.  I certainly really really don't want either to happen.  I know that if she were raped and lived I'd do everything I could to get her proper therapy and whatnot so that she could live as healthy a life as possible.  I can't say that's better though.

I suppose I don't know enough about child sexual abuse to really judge, it's just a big scary bogeyman in my mind and I may be blowing it up to bigger proportions than it actually deserves.


I've been holding back from this, but the bolded parts cross the line. You don't know if you'd rather have your daughter alive or dead.
And you can't say it's better to live as healthy a life as possible, than to die.
This is...just...
(http://tinyurl.com/23egyhq)



Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

Nigel's got me pretty well convinced that the consequences are not as dire as I have blown them up to be in my mind though, so I am pretty sure I'd prefer she were alive.

"Seriously damaged". Oh my god. Just think about that for a minute. I can't even. What.

It's not like rapists cut off your arms and legs, or put out your eyes. They stick their dick in places you don't want them to. They put a piece of their meat in your meat, or maybe they fondle you while they jack off. The worst part isn't the rape or molestation; it's the shame most victims feel afterwards, because of attitudes like yours. YOU are the person who would make your daughter feel better off dead, not her rapist. You and everyone who thinks, like you, that people who have been sexually abused are somehow more "damaged" than people who have been through other kinds of trauma.

I mean, it's traumatic, but it's not as bad as, say, cancer. Would cancer survivors be better off dead? I would rather be raped than get cancer. Or lose my sight. Or any number of things that people live through all the time that are infinitely worse than being raped or molested.

Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2010, 01:31:54 AM
Not to mention the sheer, unbelievable selfishness of thinking she might be better off dead so YOU wouldn't have to look in her eyes and see her pain.

Ohmyfuckinghell. You are a real piece of work.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 30, 2010, 01:34:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 30, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I don't know.  I certainly really really don't want either to happen.  I know that if she were raped and lived I'd do everything I could to get her proper therapy and whatnot so that she could live as healthy a life as possible.  I can't say that's better though.

I suppose I don't know enough about child sexual abuse to really judge, it's just a big scary bogeyman in my mind and I may be blowing it up to bigger proportions than it actually deserves.


I've been holding back from this, but the bolded parts cross the line. You don't know if you'd rather have your daughter alive or dead.
And you can't say it's better to live as healthy a life as possible, than to die.
This is...just...
(http://tinyurl.com/23egyhq)



Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

Nigel's got me pretty well convinced that the consequences are not as dire as I have blown them up to be in my mind though, so I am pretty sure I'd prefer she were alive.

"Seriously damaged". Oh my god. Just think about that for a minute. I can't even. What.

It's not like rapists cut off your arms and legs, or put out your eyes. They stick their dick in places you don't want them to. They put a piece of their meat in your meat, or maybe they fondle you while they jack off. The worst part isn't the rape or molestation; it's the shame most victims feel afterwards, because of attitudes like yours. YOU are the person who would make your daughter feel better off dead, not her rapist. You and everyone who thinks, like you, that people who have been sexually abused are somehow more "damaged" than people who have been through other kinds of trauma.

I mean, it's traumatic, but it's not as bad as, say, cancer. Would cancer survivors be better off dead? I would rather be raped than get cancer. Or lose my sight. Or any number of things that people live through all the time that are infinitely worse than being raped or molested.



You've reassured me greatly about what has to be many father's worst fear.

Not that it's not still a scary horrible thought, but it now ranks as less scary than either her death or her having some awful disease.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 01:34:58 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 30, 2010, 01:34:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 30, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I don't know.  I certainly really really don't want either to happen.  I know that if she were raped and lived I'd do everything I could to get her proper therapy and whatnot so that she could live as healthy a life as possible.  I can't say that's better though.

I suppose I don't know enough about child sexual abuse to really judge, it's just a big scary bogeyman in my mind and I may be blowing it up to bigger proportions than it actually deserves.


I've been holding back from this, but the bolded parts cross the line. You don't know if you'd rather have your daughter alive or dead.
And you can't say it's better to live as healthy a life as possible, than to die.
This is...just...
(http://tinyurl.com/23egyhq)



Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

Nigel's got me pretty well convinced that the consequences are not as dire as I have blown them up to be in my mind though, so I am pretty sure I'd prefer she were alive.

"Seriously damaged". Oh my god. Just think about that for a minute. I can't even. What.

It's not like rapists cut off your arms and legs, or put out your eyes. They stick their dick in places you don't want them to. They put a piece of their meat in your meat, or maybe they fondle you while they jack off. The worst part isn't the rape or molestation; it's the shame most victims feel afterwards, because of attitudes like yours. YOU are the person who would make your daughter feel better off dead, not her rapist. You and everyone who thinks, like you, that people who have been sexually abused are somehow more "damaged" than people who have been through other kinds of trauma.

I mean, it's traumatic, but it's not as bad as, say, cancer. Would cancer survivors be better off dead? I would rather be raped than get cancer. Or lose my sight. Or any number of things that people live through all the time that are infinitely worse than being raped or molested.



You've reassured me greatly about what has to be many father's worst fear.

Not that it's not still a scary horrible thought, but it now ranks as less scary than either her death or her having some awful disease.

Thank you.

Maybe you could pay her back by, say, leaving and never coming back.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 30, 2010, 01:37:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 01:34:58 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 30, 2010, 01:34:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 30, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.



I don't know.  I certainly really really don't want either to happen.  I know that if she were raped and lived I'd do everything I could to get her proper therapy and whatnot so that she could live as healthy a life as possible.  I can't say that's better though.

I suppose I don't know enough about child sexual abuse to really judge, it's just a big scary bogeyman in my mind and I may be blowing it up to bigger proportions than it actually deserves.


I've been holding back from this, but the bolded parts cross the line. You don't know if you'd rather have your daughter alive or dead.
And you can't say it's better to live as healthy a life as possible, than to die.
This is...just...
(http://tinyurl.com/23egyhq)



Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

Nigel's got me pretty well convinced that the consequences are not as dire as I have blown them up to be in my mind though, so I am pretty sure I'd prefer she were alive.

"Seriously damaged". Oh my god. Just think about that for a minute. I can't even. What.

It's not like rapists cut off your arms and legs, or put out your eyes. They stick their dick in places you don't want them to. They put a piece of their meat in your meat, or maybe they fondle you while they jack off. The worst part isn't the rape or molestation; it's the shame most victims feel afterwards, because of attitudes like yours. YOU are the person who would make your daughter feel better off dead, not her rapist. You and everyone who thinks, like you, that people who have been sexually abused are somehow more "damaged" than people who have been through other kinds of trauma.

I mean, it's traumatic, but it's not as bad as, say, cancer. Would cancer survivors be better off dead? I would rather be raped than get cancer. Or lose my sight. Or any number of things that people live through all the time that are infinitely worse than being raped or molested.



You've reassured me greatly about what has to be many father's worst fear.

Not that it's not still a scary horrible thought, but it now ranks as less scary than either her death or her having some awful disease.

Thank you.

Maybe you could pay her back by, say, leaving and never coming back.

If she actually didn't want to see what I write she'd just ignore it.

Also if I left now that'd be way too easy and wouldn't be anything like a satisfying victory for either of you.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2010, 01:49:18 AM
Right now I'm in the "fascinated by something disgusting" phase. As soon as that wears off I'll start ignoring you.

I don't give a shit about "victory". You leaving would be much more awesome than you not leaving.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Jasper on December 30, 2010, 01:53:50 AM
This thread has been quite productive in my absence!  :)
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 30, 2010, 01:56:13 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 30, 2010, 01:53:50 AM
This thread has been quite productive in my absence!  :)

You have an odd definition, but hey, it's your thread.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Jasper on December 30, 2010, 02:02:26 AM
LOL CONSEQUENTIALISM
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 30, 2010, 04:00:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:08:37 PM
My world is really very simple.

So is mine.  The ranking system looks rather like this:

Cornish
Scots
Irish
Tetanus
Welsh



We're not below Scots. WE at least have the sense to wear pants.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 30, 2010, 04:40:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:47:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:40:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 30, 2010, 04:53:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:47:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:40:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

If you're talking about due to having molested children that's not actually true.  The incidence of molestation is way lower among priests than among most men, it's just that it was such a huge deal because they're in a position of power and trust and whatnot.  And the way that the church covered it up was a huge unprecedented monstrosity.

I'm not saying that's the only reason a Catholic priest might deserve to be stabbed in the dick mind you, I just know that's the one most people think of.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 30, 2010, 05:00:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:47:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:40:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

No, everyone needs a good dick kick, and I got that from my sister when I was flirting with her friend in high school (she had awesome tits and I was a teenager). Dick stab causes permanent damage.

BH- she said everyone. It was a joke. Stop ruining jokes. Actually just stop.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Phox on December 30, 2010, 05:12:58 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 30, 2010, 04:53:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:47:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:40:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

If you're talking about due to having molested children that's not actually true.  The incidence of molestation is way lower among priests than among most men, it's just that it was such a huge deal because they're in a position of power and trust and whatnot.  And the way that the church covered it up was a huge unprecedented monstrosity.

I'm not saying that's the only reason a Catholic priest might deserve to be stabbed in the dick mind you, I just know that's the one most people think of.

Oh, no. I used to be Catholic. I know many reasons why Catholic priests need to be stabbed in the dick. Most ordained clergy of any religion need a good dick stabbing for most of the same reasons.

Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 05:00:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:47:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:40:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

No, everyone needs a good dick kick, and I got that from my sister when I was flirting with her friend in high school (she had awesome tits and I was a teenager). Dick stab causes permanent damage.

Dick stab, not testicle stab. Just like a piercing.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2010, 05:16:35 AM
 :|
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Telarus on December 30, 2010, 05:49:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:47:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:40:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

'Daggering' gets a whole new meaning ITT
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 30, 2010, 06:39:27 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 30, 2010, 05:49:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:47:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:40:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 04:26:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 30, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

'Daggering' gets a whole new meaning ITT

ATTN: BabylonHoruv, please do not elucidate what daggering means in the snuff genre.

We really don't want to know.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: the last yatto on December 30, 2010, 06:42:29 AM
What would Peta do Think?
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 30, 2010, 03:53:20 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 11:46:40 PM
Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

Nigel's got me pretty well convinced that the consequences are not as dire as I have blown them up to be in my mind though, so I am pretty sure I'd prefer she were alive.

I can't get past this.  I have children.  There is no point you will ever hear from me I'm pretty sure I'd prefer them to be alive.  I don't understand how you have the balls to claim to be a fucking parent and say something like that. 

I'm with Nigel on this, BH I hate you.  I despise the very thought of your existance.  You are of absolutely no use to society as anything except a target for ridicule and death by stoning.

Please come to St. Louis, I have some friends who would just love to meet you!
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Triple Zero on December 30, 2010, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:37:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

Code for "attention whore".

Well if it's really borderline, that's enough to convince me his fascination with snuff is really really badwrong creepy, in the sense that there is a chance he'd cross the line.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2010, 04:42:34 PM
It looks to me like someone severely overestimated the trauma of rape.
Severely overestimated the trauma.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2010, 04:43:06 PM
a gross overestimation, even
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Faust on December 30, 2010, 05:15:30 PM
This thread deserved so much better.  :cry:
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Faust on December 30, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.
Go away.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2010, 08:19:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2010, 04:42:34 PM
It looks to me like someone severely overestimated the trauma of rape.
Severely overestimated the trauma.

I know. I would never want to trivialize rape, but it's not the fucking end of the world. It's a violation and it's something to be fucking pissed about, and like any assault it'll leave you a bit cagey, but it's JUST A GODDAMN PENIS GUYS. It's not like, decades of parental emotional abuse, or cancer, or AIDS.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2010, 08:20:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 30, 2010, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:37:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

:lulz:

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

Code for "attention whore".

Well if it's really borderline, that's enough to convince me his fascination with snuff is really really badwrong creepy, in the sense that there is a chance he'd cross the line.

I kind of doubt anyone with normal empathy would be into snuff porn. That alone makes him dangerous IMO.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Don Coyote on December 31, 2010, 08:25:34 AM
BH please to be dying in many fires. KKTNXBAI
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 31, 2010, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 30, 2010, 02:02:26 AM
LOL CONSEQUENTIALISM

[meta-threadjack]

Dude, I had to deal with a doughy mattress-fucker in a jury room who could not be broken of this philosophy.

Me and this other guy just tag-teamed him with sarcastic comments after he failed to respond to respect and reason.

Thank you for reminding me of the highlight of an otherwise unsatisfying jury experience.

[/meta-ass threadjack]
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Triple Zero on December 31, 2010, 03:28:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 30, 2010, 08:20:00 PM
I kind of doubt anyone with normal empathy would be into snuff porn. That alone makes him dangerous IMO.

Probably true, but I'm (slightly) familiar with borderline, while "people into snuff" have only been on the other end of the tubes so far for me. I dunno I just don't judge quickly, I guess. Hence I said, okay, NOW I kind of get it. All the while I just had a mild dislike of the guy because his avatar is so butt fucking ugly.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: Jasper on January 03, 2011, 12:42:39 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on December 31, 2010, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 30, 2010, 02:02:26 AM
LOL CONSEQUENTIALISM

[meta-threadjack]

Dude, I had to deal with a doughy mattress-fucker in a jury room who could not be broken of this philosophy.

Me and this other guy just tag-teamed him with sarcastic comments after he failed to respond to respect and reason.

Thank you for reminding me of the highlight of an otherwise unsatisfying jury experience.

[/meta-ass threadjack]

I uh ok.  :)
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 03, 2011, 09:02:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:06:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 08:04:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 08:02:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 08:00:25 PM
Just not a black cat, yeah?

Black cats are all rapists.  And 2/3rds of all transvestite carnival workers deserved it.

(Funniest part about Aini's claims of multiple rapes at the hands of Big Scary Black men is that, well, she's a man.

Black guys in Detroit rape trannies all the time. Constantly.

I have a feeling that Aini has a liberal arts student definition of "rape".

Aini isn't in Detroit.  That was a lie, too.  Aini lives in NYC, and works at Coney Island.  None of her IPs resolve to Michigan.

Actually, it wasn't a lie. S/he DID live in the Detroit area way back when.
Title: Re: Killing=Hilarious
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 03, 2011, 09:12:26 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 09:28:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 09:22:10 PM
Does her mother know you think that way?

Either BH has his wife completely fooled (unlikely), or she is one scared, humiliated woman.

Which, I am sure, he gets a charge out of.

Neither.  Unless she's hiding that fear and humiliation very very well.



3rd possibility: BH's wife is a revolting headcase just like he is. This would probably be the only thing that could adequately explain her decision to marry BH.

except for...

4th possibility: He's lying about having a wife and family in the first place.