In keeping with Wizrad Joe's Mansonish cult tendencies, I feel that we cannot allow a "cult-gap". Therefore, I am announcing the Official PD Cult, The Cult of Doktor Howl, Scientist.
Pancho, you will be my scribe. You will dutifully copy down any turds of wisdom that may dribble from my mouth.
Nigel, you will be my Mistress of Discipline. You're in charge of brainwashing and keeping my devotees in line. Deviations from my Godlike wisdom shall be ruthlessly punished, so that all may Think For Themselves™.
Doktor Phox, you will be in charge of recruitment. I need zombies, by any and all methods available. Nubile women preferred, for scriptural reasons.
I hope all three of you feel as privileged as you probably should.
You may now begin singing hosannahs to me.
That is all. Get to work.
All Hail the Good Doktor! Bow down before His great wisdom, you who come unto Him for Salvation, for He shall shatter your infantile notions of Salvation with The Truth of Utter Destruction.
Do not deviate from your appointed course, that you may bask in His Supreme Being.
Hearken unto me or your fall shall be great.
Remember, kids, you can't spell "hosannah" without "hos"!
Will he starve us and keep us awake for days at a time, brainwashing us with passages of scripture?
Will he insist on fucking all our wives and girlfriends?
Will he stockpile weapons and teach our kids to shoot?
Will he force us all to drink the koolaid?
If so, I'm totally in.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 04:25:46 PM
Will he starve us and keep us awake for days at a time, brainwashing us with passages of scripture?
Will he insist on fucking all our wives and girlfriends?
Will he stockpile weapons and teach our kids to shoot?
Will he force us all to drink the koolaid?
If so, I'm totally in.
I'm basically too lazy to spike the Koolaid for less than a thousand people.
And we will make an exception to our "humans only" policy to allow for the Scots.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 04:25:46 PM
Will he starve us and keep us awake for days at a time, brainwashing us with passages of scripture?
Will he insist on fucking all our wives and girlfriends?
Will he stockpile weapons and teach our kids to shoot?
Will he force us all to drink the koolaid?
If so, I'm totally in.
Say Amen Brother and be washed in the Unholy Blood of the non-believers!
Also, the concentrated Holiness™ of my pure being has apparently caused my avatar to explode.
(Hit refresh)
HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20
Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."
These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.
STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 25, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20
Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."
These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.
STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVING BEASTIE! SHUN!
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 25, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20
Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."
These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.
STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!
UNBELIEVER!!
Your doom is certain and your pain shall be magnified by 10,000.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:28:55 PM
Also, the concentrated Holiness™ of my pure being has apparently caused my avatar to explode.
(Hit refresh)
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEE!
Can we perform blood sacrifices using those who have wronged us? If so, I am in!
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 25, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20
Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."
These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.
STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!
WE SHALL MEDITATE ON THIS, ON SECOND LEVEL!
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 04:37:44 PM
Can we perform blood sacrifices using those who have wronged us? If so, I am in!
Sure. Just send transcripts to Pancho, so he can record it as actual scripture.
Will there be cookies and punching? I love me some cookies and punching people in the nads.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 25, 2011, 04:43:11 PM
Will there be cookies and punching? I love me some cookies and punching people in the nads.
Yes. And harassing people at the airport.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:43:53 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 25, 2011, 04:43:11 PM
Will there be cookies and punching? I love me some cookies and punching people in the nads.
Yes. And harassing people at the airport.
Woot! :cainftw: :owned3:
:angrymob:
Come out of your compound, Howl! We don't want to hurt you! We just want to talk!
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 25, 2011, 04:51:09 PM
:angrymob:
Come out of your compound, Howl! We don't want to hurt you! We just want to talk!
It's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want to!
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 25, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20
Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."
These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.
STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!
The unbeliever is trying to curse us using Jewdoo Gematria curses. Kill the zionist conspiracy. Kill it wiff fire! :argh!:
Do we have a dress code?
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on August 25, 2011, 05:08:46 PM
Do we have a dress code?
Yes.
I wear a dress, everyone else goes nekkies.
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 25, 2011, 04:51:09 PM
:angrymob:
Come out of your compound, Howl! We don't want to hurt you! We just want to talk!
You should study more before you ask for this. last time He came out Bad Things happened worldwide. They wrote about it in Revelations.
I ain't joining no crazy cult, full of crazy fools, like some crazy fool! Whut kind of fool does a crazy thing like that? You already have another bunch of crazys (Homeland security fools) harassing everyone at airports, they ain't gonna sit back an let some other bunch of 'harassment operatives' muscle in on their shit!
Kids, this can only end badly, This "Howl" creature is going to make Charlie Manson look like John the Baptist! If you are going to march on his road of bones, towards the Unholy Grail of "Science", like the survivors of some Zomby Apocalypse, then at least wait for the Zomby Apocalypse to happen!
Howl will cheerfully bring about the End Times from the safety of his underground rubber lined bunker, while his minions will just be so much grist for the Soylent Green mill. It's still not clear what happened to TGRR, but my money is on Howl's nefarious guiding hand being instrumental in his demise!
And what really happened to Curly? Someone obviously knows, but they're not telling. I urge you Kids, stay away from this grotesque and dangerous cult! Hamish may well be a fine man in many respects, but do you really want him planting his foul mutated seeds right up in your jelly bones?
I shall be keeping an eye on this nonsense, with my super secret squad of "Interventionist Commandos". We have the mind control lazers, the zeal of the righteous, and Tinfoil hats fior everyone! So think for yourselves, kiddos while you still can!
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 05:27:10 PM
I ain't joining no crazy cult, full of crazy fools, like some crazy fool! Whut kind of fool does a crazy thing like that? You already have another bunch of crazys (Homeland security fools) harassing everyone at airports, they ain't gonna sit back an let some other bunch of 'harassment operatives' muscle in on their shit!
Kids, this can only end badly, This "Howl" creature is going to make Charlie Manson look like John the Baptist! If you are going to march on his road of bones, towards the Unholy Grail of "Science", like the survivors of some Zomby Apocalypse, then at least wait for the Zomby Apocalypse to happen!
Howl will cheerfully bring about the End Times from the safety of his underground rubber lined bunker, while his minions will just be so much grist for the Soylent Green mill. It's still not clear what happened to TGRR, but my money is on Howl's nefarious guiding hand being instrumental in his demise!
And what really happened to Curly? Someone obviously knows, but they're not telling. I urge you Kids, stay away from this grotesque and dangerous cult! Hamish may well be a fine man in many respects, but do you really want him planting his foul mutated seeds right up in your jelly bones?
I shall be keeping an eye on this nonsense, with my super secret squad of "Interventionist Commandos". We have the mind control lazers, the zeal of the righteous, and Tinfoil hats fior everyone! So think for yourselves, kiddos while you still can!
See, kids? If you don't accept salvation today, you'll turn British.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on August 25, 2011, 04:38:21 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 25, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20
Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."
These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.
STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!
WE SHALL MEDITATE ON THIS, ON SECOND LEVEL!
Noooo! I will not to to second level! Unnnnnng...
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 05:27:10 PM
I ain't joining no crazy cult, full of crazy fools, like some crazy fool! Whut kind of fool does a crazy thing like that? You already have another bunch of crazys (Homeland security fools) harassing everyone at airports, they ain't gonna sit back an let some other bunch of 'harassment operatives' muscle in on their shit!
Kids, this can only end badly, This "Howl" creature is going to make Charlie Manson look like John the Baptist! If you are going to march on his road of bones, towards the Unholy Grail of "Science", like the survivors of some Zomby Apocalypse, then at least wait for the Zomby Apocalypse to happen!
Howl will cheerfully bring about the End Times from the safety of his underground rubber lined bunker, while his minions will just be so much grist for the Soylent Green mill. It's still not clear what happened to TGRR, but my money is on Howl's nefarious guiding hand being instrumental in his demise!
And what really happened to Curly? Someone obviously knows, but they're not telling. I urge you Kids, stay away from this grotesque and dangerous cult! Hamish may well be a fine man in many respects, but do you really want him planting his foul mutated seeds right up in your jelly bones?
I shall be keeping an eye on this nonsense, with my super secret squad of "Interventionist Commandos". We have the mind control lazers, the zeal of the righteous, and Tinfoil hats fior everyone! So think for yourselves, kiddos while you still can!
Hah! Comes the liar and deceiver, just as Howl prophesied when he said "Beware the dodgy voltage regulator" Obviously talking about you and your ilk :argh!:
WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?
TOE THE LINE, MOTHERFUCKERS, TOE THE LINE!
:crankey:
The existence of doktor howl and tucson can neither be proven nor disproven. But its probably safer to at least pay lip service in case he does and sends you to phoenix for your sins.
Do I need to buy some special brand of sneakers for this?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 05:56:28 PM
Do I need to buy some special brand of sneakers for this?
JUST DO IT
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 05:29:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 05:27:10 PM
I ain't joining no crazy cult, full of crazy fools, like some crazy fool! Whut kind of fool does a crazy thing like that? You already have another bunch of crazys (Homeland security fools) harassing everyone at airports, they ain't gonna sit back an let some other bunch of 'harassment operatives' muscle in on their shit!
Kids, this can only end badly, This "Howl" creature is going to make Charlie Manson look like John the Baptist! If you are going to march on his road of bones, towards the Unholy Grail of "Science", like the survivors of some Zomby Apocalypse, then at least wait for the Zomby Apocalypse to happen!
Howl will cheerfully bring about the End Times from the safety of his underground rubber lined bunker, while his minions will just be so much grist for the Soylent Green mill. It's still not clear what happened to TGRR, but my money is on Howl's nefarious guiding hand being instrumental in his demise!
And what really happened to Curly? Someone obviously knows, but they're not telling. I urge you Kids, stay away from this grotesque and dangerous cult! Hamish may well be a fine man in many respects, but do you really want him planting his foul mutated seeds right up in your jelly bones?
I shall be keeping an eye on this nonsense, with my super secret squad of "Interventionist Commandos". We have the mind control lazers, the zeal of the righteous, and Tinfoil hats fior everyone! So think for yourselves, kiddos while you still can!
See, kids? If you don't accept salvation today, you'll turn British.
See, the clues are
already there! He all but
admitted it! Howl's so called "Cult" is just a dummy front for The Salvation Army! They already have occupying Troops in every God Fearing Alcohol drinking Nation, ready at a moment's notice to mobilise! Do you really want to be Fifth Columnists for what is essentially a Devotional Abstinance Cult, run by frothy Puritan cannibals, from the secret command centre of Sixteenth Century Cornwall?
There's a bloody good reason we haven't got built up areas on Bodmin Moor! It's still a buffer zone against the threat of the Bumpkin Army.
Even today, there are those who are catatonic still, from exposure to the subliminal binaural Brass Bands of Salvatia, and their mindlessly repeating Mantra of "There can be no Salvation, without our Holy Vats". You will be marched to a training camp, assessed for duties, and then either mind raeped for cannonj fodder, or rendered down for tallow.
And does anyone actually know where this Nation of "Salvatia" even is? Thought not.
Stay tuned people, and remember, Be Pure. Be Vigilant. and Behave.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 05:29:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 05:27:10 PM
I ain't joining no crazy cult, full of crazy fools, like some crazy fool! Whut kind of fool does a crazy thing like that? You already have another bunch of crazys (Homeland security fools) harassing everyone at airports, they ain't gonna sit back an let some other bunch of 'harassment operatives' muscle in on their shit!
Kids, this can only end badly, This "Howl" creature is going to make Charlie Manson look like John the Baptist! If you are going to march on his road of bones, towards the Unholy Grail of "Science", like the survivors of some Zomby Apocalypse, then at least wait for the Zomby Apocalypse to happen!
Howl will cheerfully bring about the End Times from the safety of his underground rubber lined bunker, while his minions will just be so much grist for the Soylent Green mill. It's still not clear what happened to TGRR, but my money is on Howl's nefarious guiding hand being instrumental in his demise!
And what really happened to Curly? Someone obviously knows, but they're not telling. I urge you Kids, stay away from this grotesque and dangerous cult! Hamish may well be a fine man in many respects, but do you really want him planting his foul mutated seeds right up in your jelly bones?
I shall be keeping an eye on this nonsense, with my super secret squad of "Interventionist Commandos". We have the mind control lazers, the zeal of the righteous, and Tinfoil hats fior everyone! So think for yourselves, kiddos while you still can!
See, kids? If you don't accept salvation today, you'll turn British.
See, the clues are already there! He all but admitted it! Howl's so called "Cult" is just a dummy front for The Salvation Army! They already have occupying Troops in every God Fearing Alcohol drinking Nation, ready at a moment's notice to mobilise! Do you really want to be Fifth Columnists for what is essentially a Devotional Abstinance Cult, run by frothy Puritan cannibals, from the secret command centre of Sixteenth Century Cornwall?
There's a bloody good reason we haven't got built up areas on Bodmin Moor! It's still a buffer zone against the threat of the Bumpkin Army.
Even today, there are those who are catatonic still, from exposure to the subliminal binaural Brass Bands of Salvatia, and their mindlessly repeating Mantra of "There can be no Salvation, without our Holy Vats". You will be marched to a training camp, assessed for duties, and then either mind raeped for cannonj fodder, or rendered down for tallow.
And does anyone actually know where this Nation of "Salvatia" even is? Thought not.
Stay tuned people, and remember, Be Pure. Be Vigilant. and Behave.
Those British, so easy to fool and blind. Not once did you question or even consider exactly what the Salvation Army is a front for.
Your doom is sealed.
Sealed and secure, in my own safety deposit box. .
Not in the hands of some pasty sucking Cornish 'Scientist'.
Ah, yes, the British. When they aren't drunkenly Morris Dancing, they're getting shot to death by their local police.
That is the road to perdition, friends. That is the road to shitty beer, over cooked food, and sweater vests.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 06:46:35 PM
Ah, yes, the British. When they aren't drunkenly Morris Dancing, they're getting shot to death by their local police.
That is the road to perdition, friends. That is the road to shitty beer, over cooked food, and sweater vests.
For life is too short to buy shitty beer, and, lo, who has time to OVERcook food, anyway, and, verily, sweater vests do make one look like a dork. Heed the words of the Doktor!
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
October, if the funding comes through.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 06:56:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
October, if the funding comes through.
Hence, this recruitment drive, I suspect. What's next?
"For just a small registration fee, . . . . . ."?
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 07:03:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 06:56:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
October, if the funding comes through.
Hence, this recruitment drive, I suspect. What's next?
"For just a small registration fee, . . . . . ."?
That would be unethical.
In fact, the church will manage all of your property, free of charge.
It's just one more service we offer.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him. While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him. While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.
You are in error.
Coors Light and PBR are not beer.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him. While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.
You are in error.
Coors Light and PBR are not beer.
And therefore do not fall under this commandment.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him. While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.
You are in error.
Coors Light and PBR are not beer.
I have found one way to make Coors Light taste good, and it involves adding large amounts of tequila to it. Cheap tequila.
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him. While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.
You are in error.
Coors Light and PBR are not beer.
I have found one way to make Coors Light taste good, and it involves adding large amounts of tequila to it. Cheap tequila.
Gonna have to send Richtor's Inquisitorial Group out your way.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:17:18 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him. While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.
You are in error.
Coors Light and PBR are not beer.
I have found one way to make Coors Light taste good, and it involves adding large amounts of tequila to it. Cheap tequila.
Gonna have to send Richtor's Inquisitorial Group out your way.
Are they going to bring the spikey chains again? please???
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 07:18:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:17:18 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him. While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.
You are in error.
Coors Light and PBR are not beer.
I have found one way to make Coors Light taste good, and it involves adding large amounts of tequila to it. Cheap tequila.
Gonna have to send Richtor's Inquisitorial Group out your way.
Are they going to bring the spikey chains again? please???
That costs extra, and they don't tell you until AFTER...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:17:18 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.
Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him. While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.
You are in error.
Coors Light and PBR are not beer.
I have found one way to make Coors Light taste good, and it involves adding large amounts of tequila to it. Cheap tequila.
Gonna have to send Richtor's Inquisitorial Group out your way.
Too late Dok. There's a two man Unit heading your way, from those nice people at Special Enforcement U.S.
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/howl.png)
Dibs on the hood with the shiny light!
I had a nessie thread flashback on that one.
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:52:10 PM
Dibs on the hood with the shiny light!
Oh, you'll all get hoods, with shiny lights.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 08:00:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:52:10 PM
Dibs on the hood with the shiny light!
Oh, you'll all get hoods, with shiny lights.
You sure you don't want a job?
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 08:00:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 07:52:10 PM
Dibs on the hood with the shiny light!
Oh, you'll all get hoods, with shiny lights.
This thread is turning me on.
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 06:49:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 06:46:35 PM
Ah, yes, the British. When they aren't drunkenly Morris Dancing, they're getting shot to death by their local police.
That is the road to perdition, friends. That is the road to shitty beer, over cooked food, and sweater vests.
For life is too short to buy shitty beer, and, lo, who has time to OVERcook food, anyway, and, verily, sweater vests do make one look like a dork. Heed the words of the Doktor!
Since the first things that get cold are the extremities, any form of sweater without sleeves strikes me as retarded.
But Amurkinz are worse. People here wear DOWN vests.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 08:51:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 06:49:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 06:46:35 PM
Ah, yes, the British. When they aren't drunkenly Morris Dancing, they're getting shot to death by their local police.
That is the road to perdition, friends. That is the road to shitty beer, over cooked food, and sweater vests.
For life is too short to buy shitty beer, and, lo, who has time to OVERcook food, anyway, and, verily, sweater vests do make one look like a dork. Heed the words of the Doktor!
Since the first things that get cold are the extremities, any form of sweater without sleeves strikes me as retarded.
But Amurkinz are worse. People here wear DOWN vests.
Your point? :argh!:
YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK
How do I break this to you? :lulz:
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:55:55 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK
How do I break this to you? :lulz:
Given the options (gently, or like a baseball bat to the skull), I can guess...
Far be it for me to correct the good doktor but shitty beer is not a symptom of britishness. Verily doth the denizens of the archipelago west of europe have the good beer unless it is belhaven and that cqn be chalked up to scottery rather than britishness. The americans are the ones who have brought forth the shitty beer. Other than that the doktor'4 assessment is spot on.
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:34:14 PM
Far be it for me to correct the good doktor but shitty beer is not a symptom of britishness. Verily doth the denizens of the archipelago west of europe have the good beer unless it is belhaven and that cqn be chalked up to scottery rather than britishness. The americans are the ones who have brought forth the shitty beer. Other than that the doktor'4 assessment is spot on.
I believe I mentioned Coors Light and PBR.
But the British are responsible for Watneys.
By the way, for a suitable donation, we can pray your Irish away.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:35:44 PM
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.
Don't you ever speak disparagingly of Newcastle.
:evilmad:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 25, 2011, 09:37:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:35:44 PM
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.
Don't you ever speak disparagingly of Newcastle.
:evilmad:
It's already been through the cow.
Well dok i think ill keep the irishness. Its good to have lukewarm faithful around to use as a negative example when the teabaggers die from their own stupidity.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:39:19 PM
Well dok i think ill keep the irishness.
It's your soul. :sadbanana:
But good news! We're selling indulgences! :banana:
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?
Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? :madbanana:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?
Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? :madbanana:
Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK????? :argh!:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 10:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?
Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? :madbanana:
Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK????? :argh!:
:lulz:
Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.
Quote from: Jenne on August 25, 2011, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 10:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?
Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? :madbanana:
Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK????? :argh!:
:lulz:
Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.
Cause Jenne is cutting in line at the bar..... :lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on August 25, 2011, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 10:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?
Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? :madbanana:
Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK????? :argh!:
:lulz:
Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.
Nothing is worth that price, Jenne. Not even a fully functioning liver.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:35:44 PM
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.
You've obviously taken Newcastle Brown to be some kind of paradigm for Beer. It's not. It's the muck that gets sold to students, small children, and tourists that don't know any better. Newcastle Exhibition on the other hand, well, I could wax lyrical about spring water, and fuggles hops, and wildflower honey, but I hesitate to cast pearls before
swine people who think that "Coors" is anything other than fizzy rat's piss.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 10:13:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 25, 2011, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 10:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?
Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? :madbanana:
Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK????? :argh!:
:lulz:
Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.
Nothing is worth that price, Jenne. Not even a fully functioning liver.
If you can stop drinking long enough to piss, you can stop long enough to pay for an indulgence or two. I recommend the six-pack... Or, for just a little more, you can get the seven pack! An indulgence for each of the deadly sins!
How much for the seven pack? Ive been sober all day.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 10:26:32 PM
How much for the seven pack? Ive been sober all day.
Sober all day? Dude, I think we have a special on that one, lemme ring that one up, before we get to the seven pack...
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 10:26:32 PM
How much for the seven pack? Ive been sober all day.
You are now, officially, a martyr! :cainftw:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 10:30:59 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 10:26:32 PM
How much for the seven pack? Ive been sober all day.
You are now, officially, a martyr! :cainftw:
It IS only 5:30... You've got time...
You should totally sell the indulgences WIFF da booze.
A twofer or at the VERY least a BOGO.
Quote from: Khara on August 25, 2011, 10:11:05 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 25, 2011, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 10:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?
Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? :madbanana:
Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK????? :argh!:
:lulz:
Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.
Cause Jenne is cutting in line at the bar..... :lulz:
You be revealin' all my tricks, missy...
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 10:13:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 25, 2011, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 10:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?
Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? :madbanana:
Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK????? :argh!:
:lulz:
Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.
Nothing is worth that price, Jenne. Not even a fully functioning liver.
IT'S TEMPORARY SOBRIETY, MAN.
even temporary is moar than I signed up for. I want proof. I want guarantees, Dokdamnit!
Epimethus. Please do not pay attention to the Necronomicon wielding figures outside of your place of residence. They mean you no harm. It is the guy on the grassy knoll in Dallas that you have to worry about.
Badbeast. Sleep well. That is not, in fact, the faint sound of a tunnel being dug under your bed. There is certainly no reason to consider what sort of unspeakable horror would burrow up under your bed.
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:55:55 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK
How do I break this to you? :lulz:
Given the options (gently, or like a baseball bat to the skull), I can guess...
If he was a REAL redneck, he'd use a fifth of Jim Beam.
:lulz:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 11:48:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:55:55 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK
How do I break this to you? :lulz:
Given the options (gently, or like a baseball bat to the skull), I can guess...
If he was a REAL redneck, he'd use a fifth of Jim Beam.
:lulz:
And risk busting the bottle open and spilling it??
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 25, 2011, 09:37:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:35:44 PM
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.
Don't you ever speak disparagingly of Newcastle.
:evilmad:
Sounds like Heresy against the Newcastle. :argh!:
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 26, 2011, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 25, 2011, 09:37:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:35:44 PM
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.
Don't you ever speak disparagingly of Newcastle.
:evilmad:
Sounds like Heresy against the Newcastle. :argh!:
Coyote. Please to be looking to your left.... now.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 12:18:19 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 26, 2011, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 25, 2011, 09:37:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:35:44 PM
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.
Don't you ever speak disparagingly of Newcastle.
:evilmad:
Sounds like Heresy against the Newcastle. :argh!:
Coyote. Please to be looking to your left.... now.
At the bloodstained white wall? :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 25, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Epimethus. Please do not pay attention to the Necronomicon wielding figures outside of your place of residence. They mean you no harm. It is the guy on the grassy knoll in Dallas that you have to worry about.
Badbeast. Sleep well. That is not, in fact, the faint sound of a tunnel being dug under your bed. There is certainly no reason to consider what sort of unspeakable horror would burrow up under your bed.
Phoxy, when I was a kid, there really were monsters hiding under my bed. All kinds of monsters. But they were hiding from ME. When it was dark, they would try to escape. But I was only pretending to be asleep, to coax the bastards out and see what was inside them. I mean really inside. Only one of them ever 'escaped'. It's out there somewhere, hiding under beds still. Ruining dreams. But it knows I'm still going to see what's inside it. One day.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 26, 2011, 12:20:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 12:18:19 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 26, 2011, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 25, 2011, 09:37:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 25, 2011, 09:35:44 PM
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.
Don't you ever speak disparagingly of Newcastle.
:evilmad:
Sounds like Heresy against the Newcastle. :argh!:
Coyote. Please to be looking to your left.... now.
At the bloodstained white wall? :lulz:
That's the one. Now just hold that pose...
Quote from: BadBeast on August 26, 2011, 02:18:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 25, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Epimethus. Please do not pay attention to the Necronomicon wielding figures outside of your place of residence. They mean you no harm. It is the guy on the grassy knoll in Dallas that you have to worry about.
Badbeast. Sleep well. That is not, in fact, the faint sound of a tunnel being dug under your bed. There is certainly no reason to consider what sort of unspeakable horror would burrow up under your bed.
Phoxy, when I was a kid, there really were monsters hiding under my bed. All kinds of monsters. But they were hiding from ME. When it was dark, they would try to escape. But I was only pretending to be asleep, to coax the bastards out and see what was inside them. I mean really inside. Only one of them ever 'escaped'. It's out there somewhere, hiding under beds still. Ruining dreams. But it knows I'm still going to see what's inside it. One day.
Feh, monsters, he says. No, not monsters. Well, not unless you count retarded baby rabbits as monsters.
(http://i.imgur.com/BFAQz.png)
@Phox, yes there were rabbitty things among them.
(http://i.imgur.com/x91un.jpg)
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 11:55:25 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 11:48:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:55:55 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK
How do I break this to you? :lulz:
Given the options (gently, or like a baseball bat to the skull), I can guess...
If he was a REAL redneck, he'd use a fifth of Jim Beam.
:lulz:
And risk busting the bottle open and spilling it??
Of course not. The idea is to chug it first. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 25, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Epimethus. Please do not pay attention to the Necronomicon wielding figures outside of your place of residence. They mean you no harm. It is the guy on the grassy knoll in Dallas that you have to worry about.
How did you know I have a zombie JFK bodyguard? Nonetheless, you clearly underestimate my supernal warfare abilities.
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 04:04:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 25, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Epimethus. Please do not pay attention to the Necronomicon wielding figures outside of your place of residence. They mean you no harm. It is the guy on the grassy knoll in Dallas that you have to worry about.
How did you know I have a zombie JFK bodyguard? Nonetheless, you clearly underestimate my supernal warfare abilities.
Oh, I do have my ways, yes...
And we shall see...
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 04:10:47 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 04:04:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 25, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Epimethus. Please do not pay attention to the Necronomicon wielding figures outside of your place of residence. They mean you no harm. It is the guy on the grassy knoll in Dallas that you have to worry about.
How did you know I have a zombie JFK bodyguard? Nonetheless, you clearly underestimate my supernal warfare abilities.
Oh, I do have my ways, yes...
And we shall see...
Yeah, outlandish ways. Fevered, surreal almost Belgian ways.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 26, 2011, 02:39:57 AM
@Phox, yes there were rabbitty things among them.
(http://i.imgur.com/x91un.jpg)
:mittens:
I'm sure there are philosophy professors out there who actually do this.
Or at least, think about doing it.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 02:51:52 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 11:55:25 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 11:48:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:55:55 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK
How do I break this to you? :lulz:
Given the options (gently, or like a baseball bat to the skull), I can guess...
If he was a REAL redneck, he'd use a fifth of Jim Beam.
:lulz:
And risk busting the bottle open and spilling it??
Of course not. The idea is to chug it first. :lulz:
And waste a candle holder? What the fuck is wrong with you people???
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern posters? :wink:
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern drunks for posters? :wink:
fixxored
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern drunks for posters? :wink:
fixxored
:lulz:
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern drunks for posters? :wink:
fixxored
I like. Is more to the point, and more inclusive. :)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Well, what ELSE will we have for communion? I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 02:27:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Well, what ELSE will we have for communion? I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...
As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 02:27:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Well, what ELSE will we have for communion? I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...
As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.
THIS. There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion. We get right down to basics, here.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 02:27:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Well, what ELSE will we have for communion? I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...
As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.
THIS. There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion. We get right down to basics, here.
Yes, and you're either going to have to get me a drum dolly to move those 55 gal drums around with, or hire a strong, nubile young girl in a maid costume to start moving them.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 02:27:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Well, what ELSE will we have for communion? I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...
As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.
THIS. There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion. We get right down to basics, here.
Old Thompson?
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 02:27:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Well, what ELSE will we have for communion? I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...
As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.
THIS. There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion. We get right down to basics, here.
Old Thompson?
horse turd whiskey
1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!
That... um...
Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead? That's all kinds of Holy...
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 02:27:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Well, what ELSE will we have for communion? I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...
As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.
THIS. There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion. We get right down to basics, here.
Old Thompson?
horse turd whiskey
1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!
With a name like Horse Turd, it's gotta be good.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 03:03:34 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 02:27:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Well, what ELSE will we have for communion? I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...
As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.
THIS. There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion. We get right down to basics, here.
Old Thompson?
horse turd whiskey
1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!
With a name like Horse Turd, it's gotta be good.
After drinking you will be fully capable of Astrally Projecting yourself to Howls Holy Presence.
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 02:27:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.
:lulz:
Well, what ELSE will we have for communion? I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...
As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.
THIS. There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion. We get right down to basics, here.
Old Thompson?
horse turd whiskey
1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!
Nobody this side of the pond is seriously going to go to all this trouble for a drink, with supermarket vodka at £8.50 a litre. Especially as the process involves burying ingredients in horse shit. It sounds more like Dukes of Hazard than real life.
Are you my long lost Uncle Jesse?
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 03:05:26 PM
After drinking you will be fully capable of Astrally Projecting yourself to Howls Holy Presence.
Oh, THAT'S a good idea.
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 03:02:18 PM
That... um...
Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead? That's all kinds of Holy...
Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. :lulz:
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'
White Lightening
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:23:21 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 03:02:18 PM
That... um...
Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead? That's all kinds of Holy...
Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. :lulz:
As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'
White Lightening
IS NOT BOURBON.
55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED. I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:31:55 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:23:21 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 03:02:18 PM
That... um...
Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead? That's all kinds of Holy...
Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. :lulz:
As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?
Because Madam Toussad was all like, WHAT NOW, YOU SWISS FUCKOS? WHAT NOW! BAM!
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:31:55 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:23:21 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 03:02:18 PM
That... um...
Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead? That's all kinds of Holy...
Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. :lulz:
As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?
I have a great uncle who's 92 years old. Oldest son of Polish immigrants, grew up dirt poor after his father passed when he was 9. I don't think their family was much worse off when the Depression hit. Anyway, he enlisted and served in WWII, first in Africa and then Europe. They spent a fair amount of time in Italy. Thats the setup for this story.
Last night when he came for supper I told him my new hobby was cheese making. This triggered a memory for him, he said when he was in Italy the farmers would age their cheese in the manure pile,
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:31:55 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:23:21 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 03:02:18 PM
That... um...
Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead? That's all kinds of Holy...
Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. :lulz:
As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?
I have a great uncle who's 92 years old. Oldest son of Polish immigrants, grew up dirt poor after his father passed when he was 9. I don't think their family was much worse off when the Depression hit. Anyway, he enlisted and served in WWII, first in Africa and then Europe. They spent a fair amount of time in Italy. Thats the setup for this story.
Last night when he came for supper I told him my new hobby was cheese making. This triggered a memory for him, he said when he was in Italy the farmers would age their cheese in the manure pile,
It's warm.
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:31:55 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:23:21 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2011, 03:02:18 PM
That... um...
Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead? That's all kinds of Holy...
Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. :lulz:
As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?
I have a great uncle who's 92 years old. Oldest son of Polish immigrants, grew up dirt poor after his father passed when he was 9. I don't think their family was much worse off when the Depression hit. Anyway, he enlisted and served in WWII, first in Africa and then Europe. They spent a fair amount of time in Italy. Thats the setup for this story.
Last night when he came for supper I told him my new hobby was cheese making. This triggered a memory for him, he said when he was in Italy the farmers would age their cheese in the manure pile,
I've read that before: http://cheeseforum.org/forum/index.php?topic=2856.0
It certainly isn't inconceivable that the heat generated from a manure pile would be used in the cheesemaking process, but it's more likely to be used in the curdling process (placing the milk in covered crocks in the manure) than in the curing process, which calls for far cooler temperatures.
I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:32:35 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'
White Lightening
IS NOT BOURBON.
55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED. I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.
Careful.
I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:32:35 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'
White Lightening
IS NOT BOURBON.
55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED. I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.
Careful.
I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.
That or sassafrass root....
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 07:31:26 PM
I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....
I don't believe they use shit to cure cheese.
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 09:54:46 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 07:31:26 PM
I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....
I don't believe they use shit to cure cheese.
I was joking.... :|
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:32:35 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'
White Lightening
IS NOT BOURBON.
55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED. I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.
Careful.
I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.
We call that 'food coloring'.
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 09:58:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 09:54:46 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 07:31:26 PM
I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....
I don't believe they use shit to cure cheese.
jesus fucking christ.....
No, I mean I actually don't think it's done. Manure's way too hot to cure cheese in, about 140º. Cheese cures at cool temperatures, about 40º-60º. You could definitely use manure to heat a crock of milk to temperatures ideal for culture growth, but not to cure cheese.
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 09:58:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 09:54:46 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 07:31:26 PM
I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....
I don't believe they use shit to cure cheese.
I was joking.... :|
Oh, sorry.
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 10:13:30 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:32:35 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'
White Lightening
IS NOT BOURBON.
55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED. I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.
Careful.
I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.
We call that 'food coloring'.
Where I live, people consider tobacco spit good for minor cuts, the carpet and the houseplants.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 11:30:46 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 10:13:30 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:32:35 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'
White Lightening
IS NOT BOURBON.
55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED. I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.
Careful.
I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.
We call that 'food coloring'.
Where I live, people consider tobacco spit good for minor cuts, the carpet and the houseplants.
"put some 'tussin on it"?
For my husband's family, it was motherfucking green tea. The put tea leaves, the actual tea made from the leaves--tea tea tea everywhere.
Also, Dok Howl, I demand to see the cleric in my area. We need a ...cleansing...around here.
Quote from: Jenne on August 26, 2011, 11:50:27 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 11:30:46 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 10:13:30 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:32:35 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'
White Lightening
IS NOT BOURBON.
55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED. I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.
Careful.
I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.
We call that 'food coloring'.
Where I live, people consider tobacco spit good for minor cuts, the carpet and the houseplants.
"put some 'tussin on it"?
For my husband's family, it was motherfucking green tea. The put tea leaves, the actual tea made from the leaves--tea tea tea everywhere.
Also, Dok Howl, I demand to see the cleric in my area. We need a ...cleansing...around here.
Green tea has been with us, and beneficial, always, but they started pushing it HERE when all the tea got contaminated with chemicals.
And yes. CLEANSING.
Quote from: Jenne on August 26, 2011, 11:50:27 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 11:30:46 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 10:13:30 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:32:35 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 26, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.
Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'
White Lightening
IS NOT BOURBON.
55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED. I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.
Careful.
I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.
We call that 'food coloring'.
Where I live, people consider tobacco spit good for minor cuts, the carpet and the houseplants.
"put some 'tussin on it"?
For my husband's family, it was motherfucking green tea. The put tea leaves, the actual tea made from the leaves--tea tea tea everywhere.
Also, Dok Howl, I demand to see the cleric in my area. We need a ...cleansing...around here.
Also, ITT, Clumsy Tea Party propaganda!