My friend informs me that she finds it hilarious and difficult to explain spray cheese to Brits. Is it true that you don't have spray cheese over there???
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:06:33 PM
My friend informs me that she finds it hilarious and difficult to explain spray cheese to Brits. Is it true that you don't have spray cheese over there???
WHAT? NO SPRAY CHEESE? FUCKING HEATHENS!!!
Gimme spray cheese any day of the week, as long as I can use real cheese to cook with.
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
WHAT?
Trip! Tell me it isn't true!
And tell me we didn't neglect this important part of the American Experience while you were here!
If we did, you MUST come back.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
Well, yes... But it's awesome "I hate life" food. For a given value of "food."
Quote from: Luna on November 10, 2011, 10:09:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
Well, yes... But it's awesome "I hate life" food. For a given value of "food."
It's for when you want the convenience of spray whip cream, but the craving for an almost cheese-like flavor. How could anyone not like spray cheese?
I'm sure you can get it somewhere depraved, like in a Lidl or Aldi.
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!
I mean "cheese".
It's in some shops but it's never sold. We're food snobs and that would be considered low brow cheese.
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!
It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese. I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
You know if you got rid of your spray cheese everything else would fall into line, the overtly corrupt business, the farcical political system, all of it.
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
As I stumble off to bed:
I have never seen spray cheese. I have, however, seen THIS: (http://www.primula.co.uk/media/products/tube-cheese-and-prawns.jpg)
That's right.
The deliciousness of cheese and prawn.
In a tube.
You're welcome. :D
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on November 10, 2011, 10:58:31 PM
As I stumble off to bed:
I have never seen spray cheese. I have, however, seen THIS: (http://www.primula.co.uk/media/products/tube-cheese-and-prawns.jpg)
That's right.
The deliciousness of cheese and prawn.
In a tube.
You're welcome. :D
I am... speechless.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
It's most certainly NOT real cheese by any measure. It's Processed American Cheese Food Product!
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 10, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!
It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese. I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.
This is all uh...this is just slipping right by there? Yeah? We're letting that one go?
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 11:12:12 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
It's most certainly NOT real cheese by any measure. It's Processed Imitation American Cheese Food Product!
Fixed that for ya. I'm actually sure it's one molecule away from being sodium-based plastic. And for some reason, I'm okay with this.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 10, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 10, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!
It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese. I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.
This is all uh...this is just slipping right by there? Yeah? We're letting that one go?
There is nowhere to go with it, it's already all the way there.
Nowhere to go, that is, except to quietly ignore it for weeks, then resurrect it out of the blue and quote it in response to something else, completely unrelated.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 10, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 10, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!
It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese. I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.
This is all uh...this is just slipping right by there? Yeah? We're letting that one go?
I figure I'd leave the fapping to you boys.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 10, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 10, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!
It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese. I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.
This is all uh...this is just slipping right by there? Yeah? We're letting that one go?
Well do you want to fight Freeky for that can of cheese? I personally value my limbs far too much.
I find it funny that "American cheese" is processed by definition.
Also, vaguely horrifying that we would do that to ourselves. It's extra horrifying coming from a dairy-farming region which produces some of the best cheeses in the world, including the famous (if you're a cheese freak) Rogue Blue. Not that I can afford it.
I have never seen spray cheese in my life.
Quote from: Luna on November 10, 2011, 10:09:02 PMWHAT?
Trip! Tell me it isn't true!
And tell me we didn't neglect this important part of the American Experience while you were here!
If we did, you MUST come back.
Sorry, yeah, I never heard of spray cheese. Or if I did I just filed it away in my head as "well,
of course America has spray cheese".
Because really, it doesn't surprise me.
So no, what is spray cheese? Is it that stuff in the tube like the pic ITT shows? Or does it actually come in an aerosol spray can, like deodorant? Because that would be
awesome. Horrible, but awesome.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 12:00:53 AM
I have never seen spray cheese in my life.
BEHOLD:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easy_cheese
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50391986_2d38deb5fd.jpg)
But it's not actually cheese? Just vaguely smells like it?
Cause maybe that's the problem, if it's not actually cheese, you're not allowed to label it as cheese, nor as "spray" cheese. And I suppose labelling it as "spray cheese-like-substance" just doesn't market very well.
A helpful video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uUYwDnVkE&feature=related
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 12:14:08 AM
But it's not actually cheese? Just vaguely smells like it?
Cause maybe that's the problem, if it's not actually cheese, you're not allowed to label it as cheese, nor as "spray" cheese. And I suppose labelling it as "spray cheese-like-substance" just doesn't market very well.
It's "Pasteurized Processed Cheese Product" made with cheese.
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:10:47 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 12:00:53 AM
I have never seen spray cheese in my life.
BEHOLD:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easy_cheese
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50391986_2d38deb5fd.jpg)
Holy fucking shite™. I want.
And that, my friend, is what makes America Great™.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 12:20:54 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:10:47 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 12:00:53 AM
I have never seen spray cheese in my life.
BEHOLD:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easy_cheese
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50391986_2d38deb5fd.jpg)
Holy fucking shite™. I want.
http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Easy-Cheese-Cheddar-Pack/dp/B002OXNWNS
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
A helpful video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uUYwDnVkE&feature=related
That's disgusting, I WANT IT!!!
Maybe the weird bigass Asian supermarket has it. They have all sorts of fucked up shit.
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:15:51 AM
It's "Pasteurized Processed Cheese Product" made with cheese.
100% CHEESE MADE FROM CONCENTRATED CHEESE!!!
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
A helpful video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uUYwDnVkE&feature=related
Unrelated, but this was in "related videos": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia8OKMlqxLs
EASY CHEESE!!! Popularized in the 1960's by White America--don't wanna cook? Tired of slaving all day for hubby's colleagues he invites over with 5 minutes' warning?
GET OUT YOUR EASY CHEESE! Make hors d'oeuvres, your main dish, salad and DESSERT with one can, some crackers, pimiento and jello!
(I'm not shitting you...most quick-cook ads for middle class American cuisine seemed to herald those ingredients as their main...contribution...)
But what do you expect from the culture that brought you the frozen TV dinner?
It's just...all to easy:
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b92/beyondbedlam/curlywurly/cookbooks/51-famc/50lg.jpg)
NOW, DON'T THAT LOOK TASTY?
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 01:48:28 AM
It's just...all to easy:
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b92/beyondbedlam/curlywurly/cookbooks/51-famc/50lg.jpg)
NOW, DON'T THAT LOOK TASTY?
Bleurgh. That jelly-thing is so awful. (We actually have that in norway.
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
A helpful video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uUYwDnVkE&feature=related
Unrelated, but this was in "related videos": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia8OKMlqxLs
I didn't know there was a first generation of hurricane proof dogs!
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 01:48:28 AM
It's just...all to easy:
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b92/beyondbedlam/curlywurly/cookbooks/51-famc/50lg.jpg)
NOW, DON'T THAT LOOK TASTY?
That's the only thing one of my grandmothers can make.
by the way, those who haven't indulged, this is what it looks like, coming out of the can:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SkgGijGWNH4/SnRqa1QG4_I/AAAAAAAAB6o/bMnVMHiqVNA/s400/spray+cheese.jpg)
(http://www.4tnz.com/files/images/cheez_whiz.t_200.jpg)
And this is sort of what I picture when people say: "Christ on a cracker"...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3191/2921646877_973fe95cc7.jpg)
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.
Fun fact: Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.
Another fun fact: EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food". Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare. Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol. Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.
Fun fact: Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.
Another fun fact: EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food". Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare. Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol. Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
But I like moonpies :cry:
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 11, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.
Fun fact: Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.
Another fun fact: EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food". Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare. Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol. Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
But I like moonpies :cry:
Boil all the alcohol out of some vanilla schnapps, and mix it with raw Crisco.
Yum, yum, love me some moon pies.
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS. PUHRAYZ JEBUS.
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS. PUHRAYZ JEBUS.
You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.
But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.
:vom: :lulz: GROSS!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.
Fun fact: Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.
Another fun fact: EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food". Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare. Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol. Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
:lulz: Most of those things were always forbidden in my household growing up. Yet another reason to be glad of that.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS. PUHRAYZ JEBUS.
You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.
But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.
You're wreckin' mah dream, man.
Yeah, anything processed to hell and back WILL necessarily have some uh PRESERVATIVES...
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:40:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS. PUHRAYZ JEBUS.
You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.
But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.
You're wreckin' mah dream, man.
Yeah, anything processed to hell and back WILL necessarily have some uh PRESERVATIVES...
Not really. The preservatives are there to keep the fructose suspended. The basic paste the stuff is made from doesn't really decompose much.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 02:40:06 AM
:vom: :lulz: GROSS!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.
Fun fact: Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.
Another fun fact: EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food". Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare. Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol. Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
:lulz: Most of those things were always forbidden in my household growing up. Yet another reason to be glad of that.
You've missed a lot of the American experience, then. All that's left is shitty John Wayne movies and TURDUCKEN.
HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!
HATERS GOTTA HATE! :crankey:
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:46:07 AM
HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!
HATERS GOTTA HATE! :crankey:
The Turducken is the PERFECT symbol of American excess.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:47:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:46:07 AM
HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!
HATERS GOTTA HATE! :crankey:
The Turducken is the PERFECT symbol of American excess.
THE DELICIOUS SYMBOL THE DELICIOUSEST
:crankey:
Touch not the turducken.
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:48:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:47:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:46:07 AM
HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!
HATERS GOTTA HATE! :crankey:
The Turducken is the PERFECT symbol of American excess.
THE DELICIOUS SYMBOL THE DELICIOUSEST
:crankey:
Touch not the turducken.
Whole villages and towns in the 3rd world would cheerfully kill us for that little symbol of excess, by the way. Just on principle.
SO LET THEM.
STILL LIKE TURDUCKEN.
DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. I'M A MANIACAL PREGNANT WOMAN HOPPED UP ON DIET GINGER ALE SO I DON'T PROJECTILE VOMIT MY CHILI DINNER. :crankey:
Am kidding.
You can argue, of course. *sheepish*
I should go to bed.
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:54:14 AM
SO LET THEM.
STILL LIKE TURDUCKEN.
DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. I'M A MANIACAL PREGNANT WOMAN HOPPED UP ON DIET GINGER ALE SO I DON'T PROJECTILE VOMIT MY CHILI DINNER. :crankey:
You should do that, btw.
Next time asshole inlaws come over.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:42:33 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 02:40:06 AM
:vom: :lulz: GROSS!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.
Fun fact: Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.
Another fun fact: EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food". Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare. Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol. Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
:lulz: Most of those things were always forbidden in my household growing up. Yet another reason to be glad of that.
You've missed a lot of the American experience, then. All that's left is shitty John Wayne movies and TURDUCKEN.
I'll live. :lulz: Never seen a John Wayne movie, never had turducken. Which also sounds icky.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 03:01:03 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:54:14 AM
SO LET THEM.
STILL LIKE TURDUCKEN.
DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. I'M A MANIACAL PREGNANT WOMAN HOPPED UP ON DIET GINGER ALE SO I DON'T PROJECTILE VOMIT MY CHILI DINNER. :crankey:
You should do that, btw.
Next time asshole inlaws come over.
This. You can blame it on being pregnant.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 03:02:26 AM
Never seen a John Wayne movie,
This is also easy to simulate.
Jam an AM radio up your ass while Limbaugh is on, and jam your head into Kentucky on wife-beating night.
Sounds delightful.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 03:05:25 AM
Sounds delightful.
Oh, yeah. It's an hour and a half of smacking uppity women around, alongside some cheerful massacres of damn near everyone.
If you really want to lose your lunch, watch
The Green Berets, and then read Hunter S Thompson's account of John Wayne's behavior at the republican convention of '72.
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 11, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.
Fun fact: Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.
Another fun fact: EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food". Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare. Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol. Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
But I like moonpies :cry:
Pft. One day, you will be lured to the great city of Providence, and I will decide to get off my ass and make home-made whoopie pies. Grandma's recipe.
You will tell me where your grandmother hides her jewelry for these.
Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 03:36:53 AM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 11, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.
Fun fact: Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.
Another fun fact: EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food". Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare. Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol. Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
But I like moonpies :cry:
Pft. One day, you will be lured to the great city of Providence, and I will decide to get off my ass and make home-made whoopie pies. Grandma's recipe.
You will tell me where your grandmother hides her jewelry for these.
My grandmother died of whoopie pie. :cry:
But in all honesty I don't like moonpies, it's just a meme from BCT.
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 11, 2011, 03:39:03 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 03:36:53 AM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 11, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.
Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.
Fun fact: Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.
Another fun fact: EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food". Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare. Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol. Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
But I like moonpies :cry:
Pft. One day, you will be lured to the great city of Providence, and I will decide to get off my ass and make home-made whoopie pies. Grandma's recipe.
You will tell me where your grandmother hides her jewelry for these.
My grandmother died of whoopie pie. :cry:
But in all honesty I don't like moonpies, it's just a meme from BCT.
Yeah, too many of those will do that.
In all seriousness, if I REALLY want to get serious about baking, great grandma's cinnamon rolls.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 01:49:17 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 01:48:28 AM
It's just...all to easy:
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b92/beyondbedlam/curlywurly/cookbooks/51-famc/50lg.jpg)
NOW, DON'T THAT LOOK TASTY?
Bleurgh. That jelly-thing is so awful. (We actually have that in norway.
Called "aspic", as far as I know.
It looks disgusting, but it's also somewhat of a classic thing, not much to do with overprocessed food either. Encasing things in gelatin (boiled from bones) is a very old way of preserving.
Plus, gelatin is
awesome.
I also don't quite see the problem with the turducken? Sure it's overkill, but if just for a special occasion, plus you'll be eating the leftovers for a week (and better be making stock from the carcass!!), right?
Oh and speaking of horrible bad sugary chocolate things made with shortening, I shall have to look up a good recipe for "arretjescake". It's delicious, consists of biscuits, shortening/butter, sugar, cocoa powder, chocolate, and is therefore a recommended health food for pregnant women ;-)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:47:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:46:07 AM
HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!
HATERS GOTTA HATE! :crankey:
The Turducken is the PERFECT symbol of American excess.
In researching food for an SCA feast I came across a dish that was like a Turducken but it started with a camel and sheep and went on from there.
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.
You European types just don't understand the monolithic abomination you created over here.
I should fix that...It just occurred to me that we've never actually spoken our piece on that.
Rant later this morning.
I had a variant of the turducken which was simply the breast meats stuffed into each other. I can confirm that it is actually pretty fucking tasty.
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
A helpful video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uUYwDnVkE&feature=related
This video will live on in my memory, making me spontaneously laugh at inappropriate times, till I die! Hopefully of spray cheese overdose.
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 01:48:40 PM
I had a variant of the turducken which was simply the breast meats stuffed into each other. I can confirm that it is actually pretty fucking tasty.
That's the way we make it here in good old Wisconsin. Each layer has stuffing in between in the version a local butcher produces.. Hmmm. Holidays coming up, they must be selling it now. I know what I'm doing for Thanksgiving! I'm going to fast and burn a huge pile of stolen turduckens to appease the spirits of the people my people stole a continent from. Now to find a shopping mall parking lot built on sacred ground...
I now have a fairly epic craving for this shit.
I hate you all.
It's actually the most succulent meat you'll get for white meat turkey. I'm very serious. Between the duck fat and the layers of stuffing in between...it's the juiciest and richest of bird-fare.
It helps we covered ours in BACON, of course...
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 03:33:02 PM
It helps we covered ours in BACON, of course...
Genius!
Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 03:28:24 PM
I now have a fairly epic craving for this shit.
I hate you all.
Give in to both!
Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 03:28:24 PM
I now have a fairly epic craving for this shit.
I hate you all.
I'll get the Ritz crackers...let's do this.
Ritz crackers are already pretty good without anything, IMO
Yep. I eat them plain a lot. Though they're super good with cream cheese and pickapepper sauce.
They're absolutely addictive when plain. I dare not try them with anything else.
Quote from: Suu on November 11, 2011, 03:57:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 03:28:24 PM
I now have a fairly epic craving for this shit.
I hate you all.
I'll get the Ritz crackers...let's do this.
Awesome.
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
A helpful video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uUYwDnVkE&feature=related
Unrelated, but this was in "related videos": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia8OKMlqxLs
:lulz: wut
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS. PUHRAYZ JEBUS.
You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.
But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.
:vom:
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.
One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.
Gross.
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS. PUHRAYZ JEBUS.
You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.
But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.
:vom:
Holiness™ is all about The Truth, not about what won't make you hork up on your boots.
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.
One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.
Gross.
I just feed the skin to the dogs.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.
One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.
Gross.
I just feed the skin to the dogs.
:x :x :x
My kids won't eat the skin, so I usually eat it while carving and then am full.
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:11:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.
One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.
Gross.
I just feed the skin to the dogs.
:x :x :x
My kids won't eat the skin, so I usually eat it while carving and then am full.
The dogs belong to my parents. I leave after dinner, and then get threatening phone calls from my mother.
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.
One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.
Gross.
OK, that's a good point, yeah.
I wouldn't eat
just the skin, though :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:11:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.
One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.
Gross.
I just feed the skin to the dogs.
:x :x :x
My kids won't eat the skin, so I usually eat it while carving and then am full.
The dogs belong to my parents. I leave after dinner, and then get threatening phone calls from my mother.
:lulz: You're a jerk!
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:26:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:11:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.
One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.
Gross.
I just feed the skin to the dogs.
:x :x :x
My kids won't eat the skin, so I usually eat it while carving and then am full.
The dogs belong to my parents. I leave after dinner, and then get threatening phone calls from my mother.
:lulz: You're a jerk!
My mother concurs. :lulz:
TGRR,
Doesn't believe in the simple matter of blood relations getting in the way of Holiness™.
Quote from: Cain on November 11, 2011, 08:38:15 PM
They're absolutely addictive when plain. I dare not try them with anything else.
It's totally worth it. Buttery delicious goodness with the spiciness of pikapepper sauce and the texture of cream cheese.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 08:22:36 PM
Yep. I eat them plain a lot. Though they're super good with cream cheese and pickapepper sauce.
You should try it with yogurt cheese.
I may investigate that.
What the hell is pickapepper sauce?
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Pickapeppa_sauce
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 12, 2011, 05:56:14 AM
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Pickapeppa_sauce
Thanks
It might be good but so far cream cheese on ritz crackers with pickapeppa sauce sounds awful.
It might be one of those things you have to try, lol.