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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10180937.stm  

everyone secretly thinks your Daruko

hxxp://www.wsdot.wa.gov/projects/sr99/aurorabridgefence/ 

 

what font is that... i want to put a larger version of this up at random places

http://www.atlantaatheistad.com

that is all 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J8TMN_bllY 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydTIHmvUAyk
& nobody fucks with the jesus

23 skidoo 

 


or  

YOUTUBE gets pwned by know your meme ITT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQTxZ_zxAv8

are you really a lord?

or do you like to pretend while you sip tea and eat biscuits?

think i just found your new background

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8644411.stm

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1419950/

 bus ride into work this afternoon, group of teenagers came on and loudly complained about the overpowering smell of weed
and seem to be humorous to them, someone was brave enough to carry around the bush.  
But you know what... I did not notice the smell of anyone around me until these hoodlums came on,
and it seem to have gone away after they have left around greenlake.

Yet our fine city seem to have gone to the trouble of dispatching a video camera and two crew
almost like they were getting a story for the nightly news, except they wear kelvar
to greet us as we got off the bus downtown, taking each one of our mug shots,
just casually filmmed everyone around street, like they were making some documentary
after all its public property right?

rather that be annoyed they are wasting resources on things that should be a low priority crime
then I strug it off to the transit system's new security company being blackwater thugs.
Laugh as it wont be too long before theres another year like 1998 coming down the pikes
all because some teenage thug got her ass beat at the bus station while the previous security just watched.

at first i thought it was cool to own a mark eko stormtrooper hoodie

but then i notice it doesnt really compare

vs




or 

Eventually I plucked up courage. "Was it true," I asked, "that some foods were haram, or forbidden?"
No, he patiently explained, ordinary Yazidis can eat what they want, but holy men like him refrain from certain vegetables (lettuce)
because "they cause gases".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/8598970.stm

SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK
search results 5 pages 

WHERES MY CONTENT

stop lurking you been here for at least a year 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxAVBXPtKJM 

whats with your name,
it looks like
lol and dicks

what movie is your image sig from, i seen it before but cant remember the damn name...

off to the post office when wip returns

Chaos so can a furby
Discord original thinker
Confusion , attemtping to clear the


ITT: draft cards & BIP wiki updates


TRUMPS:
the devil http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4454/womp18.jpg
* the hungman http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/thehangedman11.jpg
* the herbertina http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/hermit.gif

FNORDS:
wands aka dildos
swords aka some shit
cups aka Mustaches or
Pentacles/coins aka zero's suit
THERE MUST BE FIVE! 




COURT:
* queen of freeky cups http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/cups13.jpg
* princess of pretty pretty cups http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/princess-cups2.jpg
* page of trippy cups  http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/cups11.jpg

king of dildos http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/kingofdilwands.jpg

* queen of pink shit & swords http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/queen-of-swords.jpg

MINOR:
* ten of swords http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/swords10.jpg
* seven of swords http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/7ofSwords-345x600.jpg
* three of swords http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/sw03.jpg

* nine of zeros http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8710/womp25.jpg


* = contains copyrighted tarot as background, needs to be redone...

STEP 1)change your board theme to the limbo pinic

STEP 2)Revisit this thread

This is officially the PD Tarot Devil card.  As of now.

plus Discordian Tarot deck...
http://www.elsewhere.org/ddeck/

or
 

theme: fear of, phobia

not really things your scared of but society as a whole?
monsters spiders end of the world, emo poems about being alone...
BIP ARTICLES ?



ETA: DONE
high res print http://ifile.it/4dn0rlt/nine.pdf
low res final http://ifile.it/0fa7zt8/nine.pdf

the ritual that was performed ever since 1935 has been broken,
thus releasing the spirit of Edger Allen Poe to once again roam the earth as a raven.

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=4839934
Someone left a bottle but it was during daylight

hp://www.couldihavelupus.gov/


sorry

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/the-enticing-madness-of-metamind/2465236
paperback: ~$20
download: free


class starts: Nov. 1
after that updates on Fridays
intermittens break with super mario challenge
with guided questions by yours truely (this will be my third time reading this one)

Food Conspiracy is a natural foods market owned by its members and open to the public.
Since 1971 we have been providing the highest quality natural and organic foods and products to the Tucson community.

Also, posts like this make me think perhaps we should write a history of the BIP, and stick it somewhere prominent and obvious, so people know what is going on.

BIP Stickers: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING PRISON


here are some of the threads... now i want 5 paragraphs for each, with a thesis and a confusion.

The BIP is not a Discordian work: discuss
A critique of the BIP
Renovating Your BIP
BIP revamp?
Are We Doing IT Wrong?


ITT I edit a new edition of the BIP pamphlet
Black Iron Prison v3 thread
The Black Iron DUNGEON vs the Black Iron PRISON
Does the BIP actually change who we *are*?
Yet another overloaded ersatz BIP metaphor

Nopants the Monk Explains Everything

http://www.gadling.com/2009/07/13/famous-pittsburgh-morse-code-landmark-actually-spells-pitetsbkrr/ 

Artemisia absinthium

Next to Rue, Wormwood is the bitterest herb. Dioscorides recommended it as a stomachic, a vermifuge, a remedy for jaundice, and a flavoring for absinthe. According to Dioscorides, absinthe was a popular summertime drink in Propontis and Thracia, where they believed it maintained good health. Dioscorides also recommended the use of Wormwood in clothes drawers to repel moths and mice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lock_bumping

just saw on the evening news 

Ball Park® Files Federal Lawsuit against Kraft Foods, Inc. Makers of Oscar Mayer® Wieners
America’s #1 Ball Park Beef Hot Dog Brand* Charges Oscar Mayer with False Advertising in Violation of Federal and State Law
http://www.businesswire.com/news/google/20090520006297/en

May 20, 2009 05:34 PM Eastern Daylight Time    

DOWNERS GROVE, Ill.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Sara Lee Corporation, the makers of America’s #1 Ball Park® beef hot dog charged in court today that Oscar Mayer® hot dogs are being falsely advertised in violation of federal and state law. The suit primarily focuses on claims in a series of advertisements that expressly compares Oscar Mayer Jumbo Beef Franks with Ball Park branded franks.

The suit claims Oscar Mayer is presenting a taste superiority claim against the entire line of Ball Park branded hot dogs that is both false and misleading to consumers. Such claims contain an unclear and inconspicuous footnote in very small type that also falsely implies that more than one variety of Ball Park franks was tested, the Sara Lee Corporation pleading charged.

“This is a weak attempt by Oscar Mayer to mislead millions of consumers with false and inaccurate claims,” said Chuck Hemmingway, brand director, Ball Park brand. “Simply put, we believe that these untrue statements are all a bunch of bologna.”
To further support Ball Park’s position, according to IRI data, over the last year, the Ball Park beef hot dog line has experienced double digit growth of 14.2 % while the Oscar Mayer total beef hot dog line has experienced a volume decline of 1.1%*.
“We’re the nation’s beef hot dog leader. Millions of Americans have voted Ball Park with their wallets and their taste buds and we’re not going to stand by and allow these consumers to be misled,” added Hemmingway.

*Source: Total beef hot dog dollar and volume share and volume sales IRI Total U.S. - FDMx 52 weeks ending May 3, 2009

About Ball Park
The Ball Park brand was launched in 1957 in response to a request from the owner of the Detroit Tigers baseball team. The Ball Park Frank was such a success, it was expanded nationally. Today, Ball Park products can be found in supermarkets, convenience stores and a variety of baseball parks – including Detroit’s Comerica Park. For more information, visit www.ballparkfranks.com.

11.  Why SO Curious?
They release information about themselfs on sites like full halloween just to track you down

10. They start off rich and powerful.
This is number ten because it’s the least important. Having a good foundation to start from does make things easier but if you’re smart, have a plan and be flexible, it’s very likely that you can achieve anything. Poet Rob McCuen once said “I was born a poor bastard. All I had to go was up.”

9. They build networks and trust the right people.
You may find that with all the people in the world there are a lot of them who are fun to hang around but few of them you can truly trust. That’s because when asked to do something important most people avoid the responsibility or fail. The more important the responsibility the more trusted these people need to be and the only way to do that is to test them. Trust is earned slowly through progressive demonstrations.

Trusting the right people doesn’t mean they trust family, or friends… they only trust the people who have proven themselves to be trustworthy.

You can be nice to almost anyone but you can trust only a few.

8. They build themselves up.
There is no lack of self esteem within the Illuminati. They consider themselves to be “The Enlightened Ones” and they act accordingly.

Most people walk through life beaten down into submission groveling for the slightest bit of respect. They never consider the possibility that if they start to think of themselves as respected, honorable, loved and admired that they might feel better and get more done.

7. They do what works.
If something works they use it. If something needs to be done they put it into action. They don’t resort to dreaming, wishing or hoping. This is unlike most people who rely on what they’ve always known and not looked for something better. Worse, when something doesn’t work they resort to doing it more and harder.

They also don’t resort to relying merely upon “divine intervention”. Instead they take complete responsibility for where they are at and get to work going after what they want.

6. They keep secrets.
If you’ve ever revealed a magic secret you know how disappointing it can be. From that point on your secret is out and people will come to you not to be amazed at your magic but to steal your knowledge. Knowledge is power and the Illuminati know how to keep it. So should you.

Keeping your goals, plans and ambitions secret builds you up on the inside and help strengthen your resolve. It also prevents the petty and envious from sabotaging your efforts. No one can battle what they do not know.

You’ll learn to reveal your secrets to only those people who you know can help you and reveal only as much as they will need to know.

5. They use mind control..
Yet another reason to learn mind control. They don’t rely on luck or hope. They use everything they know that works to get what they want. That means mind control in all it’s form; hypnosis, nlp, persuasion and more.

They use mind control on others to influence, seduce and persuade (Just another reason to learn NLP and hypnosis).

They also use mind control on themselves to keep themselves focused. This mean keeping abreast of any self improvement program that will train their minds as if they world class athletes.

4. They keep calm.
One reason they can stay so calm is that they have a plan that details exactly what to do next. There is no guess work. They also have been trained in how to respond to chaos and confusion. They know that a rash and emotional reaction to anything will do nothing for them and work against their greater goals. How many people do you know can do that?

It’s easy to assume that the Illuminati are without emotion but in fact, they simply know what emotions help them and what emotions don’t. They are overjoyed when they know that even the smallest step is made toward their goal. They reserve anger and fear as a tool of control for the rest of us because they know the vast majority have never given any thought as to how they will respond when under stress.

The old kung fu masters are always calm and unemotional when challenged by the young and ambitious students. They know how to apply the least amount of effort to kick anyone’s ass.

3. They save.
The Illuminati know that to grow in money and power you can’t spend it all at once. You must save a portion of all your profits and resources and let them grow.

What percentage of your annual income do you have in savings?

2. They invest.
The Illuminati know that money and power have to be cultivated and grown. This it done by investment in both time and money. Smart investing requires a two thing that most people lack 1) a deep understanding of the investment process and 2) patience. The Illuminati invest in what will make a profit: human nature. No one ever went broke when they built a business around the seven deadly sins.

1. They plan.
The Illuminati are working a plan that some will say is hundreds, perhaps thousands, of years old. While the plan may change slightly based on circumstances the end result always remains the same; world domination. They know that this plan will not come about in one fell swoop but only with the patient progress of time and always keeping their goal in mind.

This is completely different from those of us who start college with one dream or ambition only to change our major six times and graduate waiting tables…. hardly the plan we started with.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foucault's_Pendulum

how many books include that suffix

4 cans refrigerator biscuits (about 40)
1 1/2 tablespoons cinnamon
1/2 cup butter
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar, packed
1/2 cup pecans, raisins and/or coconut, if desired

Cut each biscuit into 4 pieces. Pour sugar and cinnamon into a plastic bag and mix.
Add biscuit pieces, several at a time; shake to coat well.
Place pieces in a buttered tube or Bundt pan until all are used.
Sprinkle layers with nts, raisings or coconut.
Bring brown sugar and butter to a boil in saucepan. Cool 10 minutes, then pou over tp of biscuits.
Bake at 350F for 45 minutes. Allow to cool 15 minutes before removing from pan. Turn upside down to serve.

intermitten's shuffle board -[only one post per person]-

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they have forums