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Had one of those candy-gram charity things at work.

Bought one for each of my employees.

Billy:  "Thank you for being so adequate."
Lauren:  "Whatever is wrong with you works."
pRick:  "You bring premium mediocrity to the workplace."
Mike:  "Shit, I forgot you don't work here anymore."
John:  "If this team was an ocean, you'd be the bicycle."
Maggie:  "Thank you for lowering the bar."
Jose:  "Thank you for keeping the 1970s alive."
The Other One:  "What was your name again?"

And one to my boss:

"Give me some more money you bastard."

The biggest threats you should be paying attention to are not book bans, the Epstein files, or ICE intimidation tactics.

In November, a video circulated reminding members of the armed services that they must not follow illegal orders, and that they are legally obligated to refuse them under long-established precedent.

Trump responded with a meltdown. He called for hangings, branded them traitors, and demanded imprisonment.

The armed services are the government's license to enforce authority. They are not his. They are yours. They belong to the people.

Showing outrage at a military refusing the whims of a ruler, and I mean "dictator" in the textbook sense of unchecked authority, signals an intent to use that force outside the law and against the people themselves.

That is a direct challenge to the presidency as a representative office. It is the language of a ruler, not an elected servant. Your own Caesar moment.

He can pull other levers of government and flood the field with distractions, but if the authority of the people is challenged this way again, it must be shut down immediately and without ambiguity. This is not acceptable.

There is nothing wrong right now that can't be fixed with shipping containers.  My patented two step process.

But the problem is that America isn't serious about having a good time.

Does anyone still believe you're voting your way out of this shit show in the Midterms when Dems in the House have just voted again to continue ICE funding?

Nope.  We're fucked.

 

The bloated one is back, and worse than ever.

We're about to invade Greenland.  Fucking Greenland.  And Trump is going to put Stephen Miller in charge of Venezuela.

Where are the Discordians now?

 

 

I used to think this guy was ok...like Dave Letterman.
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood

I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...

Shut the fuck up, plague rat.

So you are just siezing control of countries now? Interesting take on "freedom"

It's early yet, and I thought both 'Colonialism,' and 'Imperialism' had gone out of fashion some time ago. But, I'm not 100% certain, as I was not a political science major at 'uni.' So, for right now, I'm inclined to score this one as 'Attempted Grand Larceny.'

However, that charge may need to be changed to 'Grand Larceny,' depending upon who ultimately gains control of Venezuela's massive oil reserves. Now, if the 'Merican Oil Oligarchs do end up profiting from this invasion, then I believe this will be Marco Rubio's ticket to winning the the Greedy Oligarchy Party's (GOP's) presidential primary in 2028. I write this because if there's nothing in Venezuela with Trump's name already on it, he wouldn't be able to locate the country on a map. So, I doubt His Vileness was the one who originally came up with the idea for this invasion.

I know you and I don't speak, but you're missing the whole point, here.

This doesn't have to do with oil, at least not directly.  It has to do with a modern day Molotov Ribbentrop Pact, where the USA, Russia, and presumably China will divvy up the parts of the world worth having.

All you have to do is look at Rubio's statements to see that.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2025/12/19/Marco-Rubio-Ukraine-Russia/3961766175571/

Dec. 19 (UPI) -- U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Friday that U.S. negotiators have made "progress" attempting to end the war between Russia and Ukraine, but ultimately "it's not our war."

<snip>

"It's not our war. It's a war on another continent.

Apparently, nobody has told the sweaty little muppet that South America is also a separate continent.

Add this to Xi's weird proclamation about Taiwan, and Trump doing everything he can to avoid helping Ukraine, and the picture becomes remarkably clear.

However, the fun bit starts when this arrangement falls apart, just like the original pact.

Thieves fall out.

So you are just siezing control of countries now? Interesting take on "freedom"

Whattaya mean "Now"? 

Fair point

Looking at things objectively, in all but two or three situations, we've been the baddies.

So you are just siezing control of countries now? Interesting take on "freedom"

Whattaya mean "Now"? 

Me:  "What's your new year's resolution, Lauren?"

Lauren:  "I'm gonna fuck with pRick twice as much."

Me:  *looks at Billy*

Billy:  "Yeah, I'm confirming you as lead."

This is how you build teams.  Fuck with pRick.

Great thoughts from big brains, 29 December 2025:

Me:  "Since my internal voice doesn't have to breathe, the screaming has gone on nonstop since 1990."

Billy:  "My intrusive voices have been rapping ICE cube tunes since 2010."

Lauren:  "When pizza burns my mouth, that's the food cooking me back."

pRick:  "What the hell is wrong with you people?"

Allow me to Demonstrate Enjoying your Hatred
I Hate Doktor Howl So Much and This Makes me So Happy I Jizzed in My Pants I Hate Doktor Howl So much I came so Quick nothing brings me more joy Then Hating Doktor Howl it's The Greatest Thing To Do Wow how great it is To Hate Doktor Howl what a wow I needed That moment is worth

I am like Jesus and Bob Ross and Mr Rogers, only I hate you.

I don't even know you, and I hate you.  It's like grace, only backwards. I hate you the way I'd hate my life if I was Donald Trump's dry cleaning staff or Stephen Miller's right hand.  I hate you with a laser-like intensity that if viewed in person would propel you backwards in time to explode in that bag of box wine and also-ran sperm that your mother called her womb.

This is not to be taken personally.  I hate just about everything and everyone; the malice isn't directed at you so much as carelessly spilled on you.

I hate bears.  I hate space aliens.  I hate harp seals.

You are just another facet of the crystalized piece of shit that is planet dirt.

God knows I hate stupid primates, and he put me here with 8.3 BILLION of you anyway, which is just taking the piss.

Venomously yours,
Dok

Today at work:

Me:  "Laura, you and I are working Christmas so the guys with young kids can be off."

Laura:  *scowl*

Me:  "Yes, but you get Thanksgiving off."

Laura:  *scowls more*

Me:  "Just call me Mr Cratchet."

Laura:  "IF YOU CALL ME IN TOMORROW, I WILL PERIOD SHIT ON YOUR DESK."

Me:  "..."

Laura:  "DO YOU THINK I'M BLUFFING?"

Me:  "No, no, I don't think you're bluffing at all."

Laura:  "I gotta go do some shit."

Me:  "What shit?  It's quitting time."

Laura:  "I just remembered we have to inspect the sewer access."

Me:  "But we did that last week."

Laura:  "INSPECT THE SEWER ACCESS.  WE MUST FUCKING."

Me:  "..."

Laura:  *grabs radio* "Everyone meet me at the leechfield."  *leaves*

At this point, I chickened out and fucked off for the long weekend.  This is not Hamish's first BBQ.  No.

just when i swore id never do mental health work again, you make it look SO MUCH FUN

Technically, I just keep the place running.  I don't mix with the clinicians, as they are all nuts.

the funniest option would be Pacifica or the New Callifornia Republic, or whatever we end up calling it, proposes an EU-style American Union that includes pretty much every nation in the North and South Americas, EXCEPT the US.

If you do not include Southern Arizona, there will be war.