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Or Kill Me / The cause of Bush's victory, or, the death of the Dems.
« on: November 04, 2004, 08:03:16 pm »
Eris needs to fuck Jesus. That would take care of both parts of the problem.

But rike everything erse, this whore goddam erection was just a rot of crock. Goddamn Mongorrians taking over the erection.

Tank you fo calling Shitty-Prez, you take my orders preaze.

Literate Chaotic / The Unpublished Works of Carl Eric von Kleist, IV
« on: October 23, 2004, 03:29:46 pm »
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
ugh...sorry, no follow up quetion here...I was totally unprepared for the awfuller than usual really need a stiff drink now... 8)

Sorry, I just felt the need to teach his prozac popping bitch-ass a lesson.

Or Kill Me / Get yer, backpack out bubba we's gonna have us a bonfire
« on: September 23, 2004, 07:20:33 am »
All people who bitch about cigarettes and smokers should have their eyeballs burned out with camel turkish jades.

I am teh most suprerior writer and poet out of ALL of you bitches!

Abbey Road o\/\/nz0rs j00!

The Flaming Lips are the best band around currently and everybody who thinks otherwise should be drowned in animal suits.

Literate Chaotic / Limited Time Offer - Free Stuff
« on: September 20, 2004, 07:29:10 am »
Books were LOVELY! Thank you! Hail to the gnome!

Literate Chaotic / The Unpublished Works of Carl Eric von Kleist, IV
« on: September 19, 2004, 08:40:20 am »
Unto thee is presented
The fullness of thy Glorious
Breathe and become
Entwined down to singularity
For the colour of your eyes
Bespeaks that comming
You are inevitable, my love
You are a blackened angel of gravity
A symbol to terrify
A sense to the feeling speaker
We become
Five sided internal vision
And radiate
Do not away cast
Fulfill your prayer
And radiate inward all things
Coming to one
Coming to unity
And a great frightening beauty

You passed over the earth
Predestinating your return
My soul cries out to you
I love you!
But I am unaware

Literate Chaotic / The Unpublished Works of Carl Eric von Kleist, IV
« on: September 19, 2004, 08:14:36 am »
Through the dust and the smoke of a man-made mystery
Flies the grief of a nation, reliving history
Sliding through the gloom of an inner-space clock
Reviving the living from the heart of a lock
Coexisting in the corners of nonbeing

Like a randy old goat
With a taste for young girls
Like an old smelly boot
And colours not of this world
Like death with a dream
And unspeakable names
A murk that be-ith among the shades
The end of the world and convention awash in the flames
And the sleeping terrors
Of ancient days!


Thank you for your cooperation.

Literate Chaotic / The Unpublished Works of Carl Eric von Kleist, IV
« on: September 19, 2004, 07:56:54 am »
Aleister crouched to pick up the glistening seal of the mighty Kublah
Kahn of Kahn!
The less is spoken the superior the argument
Decreed the dome above alight
The time drips poring from slow
The stone drips smoothly from pole
As you quick to rush beside me
Never again will I touch you
Never again is there loss to speak
Nor a time to tune the dim
The dim praetor understandings
Of white forgotten spies
Ié─˘ve come home
Missing all but one wing
I cané─˘t see one to three
I doné─˘t know
Where I want to go
I doné─˘t know
I doné─˘t realize
Where I am
I doné─˘t participate
I doné─˘t analyze
I cannot cry into your mouth any longer
I cannot see where the light leads me
You glisten
I reach out for you

When you go
You doné─˘t hear
When you hear
You doné─˘t see
When you see
You doné─˘t do anything
That is when you are perfect
That is when you are alone

Crack is not
Purple slot

Literate Chaotic / The Unpublished Works of Carl Eric von Kleist, IV
« on: September 19, 2004, 07:37:15 am »
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
i was signign up until i got to the real name bit, which i considered for amoment, because i largely refrain from using my given name on the net, but theni looked at the bottom and saw the evil pay 3.95 per month subscription costs, and was like, homie don't play that f00. those fuckers'll never get their grubby mits on my badass artwork. never i say!. death to the capitalist whoremongers!

the silent empire reigns.

Still there are better places he could post it. Him with his bullshit about being "Resident Mad Poet", never taken on a battle against ME! Come on bitch! Let's go! A Poet Off! See whose the READ MAD POET! The poseur whose full of his I AMTHE MAD POET bullshit, or the quieter lo-key who lets live and let live, but HATES THE FUCKING BRAGGARTRY! BRING IT BITCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! RICK JAMES BYACH!

Or Kill Me / Rant 52: THEM and theirs
« on: September 19, 2004, 07:09:46 am »
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Damn. The dawn of goat porn. Oh well. At least we have Ren and Stimpy.

YES! HAHAHAHA YESSS! THE AGE OF GOAT PORN! Crowley was WRONG! After Piscean come GOATPORNEAN! This is it's DAWN!

Literate Chaotic / The Unpublished Works of Carl Eric von Kleist, IV
« on: September 18, 2004, 06:46:55 am »
Quote from: Revered Son Eric
Now I lay me down to sleep
A pestilance upon my feet
If I should die before I wake
My feet from your face take.

( Written when I had ringworm from using bodyheat to keep sick kittens warm while I worked for the Humane Society. )

Not to put too fine a point on it or anything, but if you want to put your poetry on the net try getting a deviantART account. I have one and it's super, and thus I don't have to clog the board HERE with my shit.

And since I am such a whore:

Has a very sexiy picture of me on the mainpage incidentally

And for your non-PD forum clogging account, go to

Domo arigato Mistuh Roboto

Or Kill Me / Rant 52: THEM and theirs
« on: September 17, 2004, 09:26:20 pm »
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
That's what you think, buddy.

LIGHTS! Lights! More red more blue dammit! GOAT! Good, give it another bath and get her down to makeup.

LUBE! Good, astroglide, super. All right, we start filming in 23 minutes people!

Or Kill Me / Re: Rant 52: THEM and theirs
« on: August 19, 2004, 06:12:21 pm »
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: namu
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
é─˙In a time of peace, the warlike person attacks himself.é─¨

Or beats his wife.

Or abuses his goat.

It wasn't abuse dammit! That goat was coming on to ME!

Literate Chaotic / sweet god almighty
« on: August 17, 2004, 07:19:16 pm »
Don't question Yog-Sottoth. Just believe in...him...and his plan for you. Place your trust in Yog-Sotthoth and you shall reap the whirlwind. Y-S loves you and he WANTS you to succeed. His Mr. E's are beyond our comprehension. But you must have FAITH! Now give me $23 and Yog-H-Sottoth will REWARD you IMMENSELY!

Or Kill Me / Discourse 31: All rights are Wrongs...
« on: August 16, 2004, 09:09:31 pm »
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: archPope Rocket P Llama
Looks like the Government is taking over your country too Trollax. Super suck. As far as I know the stupid No Gay Marriage ammendment hasn't gotten very far here, but it's probably only a matter of time.

But fear not, those of we ordained by Universal Life Church can perform legally binding wedding's, and I imagine most of us don't give a shit aboutthe gender of the two parties. Of course the government can refuse to recognize the ceremonies we perform, but we can still perform them dammit!
yes we can perform leagaly binding weddings... we can also perform non-legaly binding ones as well... and you know I really don't care what the genders of the people involved in the services are ... but just because I wed two members of the same gender together does not make it legaly binding.

Nothing is legally binding (except for tieing your partner up in subpeonas and contracts for weird sex). The Law doesn't exist except in your MIND, so if your marriage is legally binding IN YOUR MIND, then the government can fuck off. They don't hold a monopoly on LAW.

Or Kill Me / Discourse 31: All rights are Wrongs...
« on: August 15, 2004, 08:42:18 pm »
Quote from: Hotsuma
should the ammendment get passed, I hope that there are mas numbers of gay riots in various large citys throughout the country. just so our government repeals the bloody amendment.

As much fun as riots are, that would just give the conservatives more ammo and could lead to nastier laws restricting Homosexuality. But, since nothing else could really work, riots HO!

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