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#11
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, part V: Do...
Last post by Mandelbrot Slapper - March 17, 2026, 07:08:09 AM
Oh hey there is an introductions thread. I just never found it till now. Guess I ought to have looked sooner.

Too late?

https://youtu.be/pgIR3GU_5sw
#12
Principia Discussion / Re: 'Tis the Season of Discord
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 15, 2026, 05:23:40 AM
'Tis the first day the Season of Discord in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192.

Not wishing to jeopardize the treasured nonprophet status of our religious disorganization, I decline to prophesize that the Cup of the Season Discord will surely runneth over this year.

Hail Eris!

Hail Discordia!
#13
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, part V: Do...
Last post by chaotic neutral observer - March 13, 2026, 01:26:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2026, 04:15:22 AMSadly, we're extinct.  :lulz:

My grandmother said that despite the claims of the ancients, the melancholic humour was just gas, and we should fart our sadness away.
#14
Aneristic Illusions / Re: read my lips
Last post by Bu🤠ns - March 13, 2026, 12:23:56 AM
The fuck is this shit
#15
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, part V: Do...
Last post by Doktor Howl - March 11, 2026, 10:55:43 PM
Quote from: Lost and Confused on March 11, 2026, 01:59:06 PMExtinct with an entire fossilized record intact. Very impressive stuff, old man.

We are, after all, professionals.
#16
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, part V: Do...
Last post by Doktor Howl - March 11, 2026, 10:55:08 PM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on March 11, 2026, 03:46:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2026, 04:15:22 AMSadly, we're extinct.   :lulz:
:horrormirth:

Well, you're a sight for sore eyes.
#17
High Weirdness / Re: Still Think "Skynet" Is On...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 11, 2026, 05:13:20 PM
AI often escalates to nuclear action in war games

As per this article:

"There are some things perhaps we might not want artificial intelligence to handle, at least for the time being. (Emphasis mine) When leading chatbots were put through war-game simulations, they opted for nuclear signaling or escalation in 95% of cases.

Kenneth Payne, a professor of strategy from King's College London, put three of the most sophisticated large language models (GPT-5.2, Claude Sonnet 4, and Gemini 3 Flash) into a simulated nuclear crisis to see if they would keep the peace or start a war. While previous research has theorized what AI would do in such high-stakes situations, actual experimental data was lacking."

Tick tock, Civilization.
#18
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, part V: Do...
Last post by Rev. St. Syn, KSC - March 11, 2026, 03:46:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2026, 04:15:22 AMSadly, we're extinct.   :lulz:
:horrormirth:
#19
Aneristic Illusions / Re: How Not to Actually Win a ...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 11, 2026, 02:39:39 PM
The POSOTUS is not happy about this:

Donald Trump's Operation Epstein Fury

As per this article:

"OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY. In the blink of an eye, it went viral, this new name — operation Epstein fury — and reportedly Trump- is mad, oh yes, he is spitting fury — and it's directed squarely at the hapless Hegseth who chose this name and fucked up bigly. Trump CANNOT GET AWAY from Epstein, even with starting a disastrous and fake war."

And, the new name is just so appropriate!
#20
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, part V: Do...
Last post by Lost and Confused - March 11, 2026, 01:59:06 PM
Extinct with an entire fossilized record intact. Very impressive stuff, old man.
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