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#31
Quote from: Faust on November 06, 2025, 07:59:45 PMNone of us have paid the 29.99 subscription renewal to stay members of the illuminati, and we were all banned from epstien island after the "incident"

There is a meme in China that says "Zulijian Elderly Shoes is also a member of the Illuminati" — hahaha! This meme is used to mock conspiracy theories.
#32
Besides, I'm not skilled in magic either. Most of the time, I can't even tell if that's a message or just my own imagination.   (´・ω・)ノ (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩) っ(╯° 口 °)╯︵ ┻━┻
#33
Quote from: Faust on November 06, 2025, 08:02:21 PMAnd what is that, that you are looking for?

I honestly dont know what the ccp would make of discordians but I hope it would be better the they treat the Uyghurs
Uyghurs ?  Maybe you should feel more sympathy for CCP themselves—this year, the number of generals they've purged in their internal strife is already more than those who died during the war! Or so it seems... I haven't counted the specific data. 

How do they see us? I'm not sure about the proper way to gauge this question.
But what's clear is that even though we shout "Eris, Eris" every day, you and I might not be real disco people. 

Can you summon the power of the God of Chaos to strike a country? What is chaos? How to invoke chaos? How to organize chaos? NO, we know very little about this technique! 

Do we communicate with Eris through the pineal gland? Maybe, but that's only part of traditional magic... What about the connection in the real world?
#34
Quote from: Faust on November 06, 2025, 08:02:21 PMAnd what is that, that you are looking for?

I honestly dont know what the ccp would make of discordians but I hope it would be better the they treat the Uyghurs
Just looking for the legendary Illuminati—who knows if that thing even exists? 
It would be even better if we could take this opportunity to join a secret society.

You don't get it—even if you have 10 billion yuan, you're still just part of the middle class. As long as you don't have the guarantee of an organization, you'll never be part of the ruling class.
#35
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Scrapyard --or-- CNO's...
Last post by trekkies_who_any_some - November 07, 2025, 02:38:19 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on November 06, 2025, 05:00:33 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2023, 12:24:42 AMHave a link:  *edit:  link redacted due to the producer (Common Sense Skeptic) coming out as an apologist for police violence*
The enemy of my enemy is presently convenient, and soon to betray.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2019, 10:43:39 PMDoesn't matter WHO you are.  St Verthaine once said, "If they do it to THEM, they'll do it to YOU", and he was - as always - 169% correct.
I keep recalling that quote-of-a-quote, as it continues to prove itself in fresh new ways.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on November 06, 2025, 05:00:33 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2023, 12:24:42 AMHave a link:  *edit:  link redacted due to the producer (Common Sense Skeptic) coming out as an apologist for police violence*
The enemy of my enemy is presently convenient, and soon to betray.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2019, 10:43:39 PMDoesn't matter WHO you are.  St Verthaine once said, "If they do it to THEM, they'll do it to YOU", and he was - as always - 169% correct.
I keep recalling that quote-of-a-quote, as it continues to prove itself in fresh new ways.
 

Cooperating amid betrayal is the norm; loyalty is the rare commodity. A fool who is absolutely loyal is worth at least 100 million yuan.
I mean... if loyalty could be verified and packaged into a standard futures contract, this price would have people scrambling to buy it.
But it has to be absolute, absolutely... absolute, not relative. 

If a fool only knows how to obey... that is, (only capable of) repetitive manual labor, petty cunning, and selfishness.    哈哈  Then his price is $1.5–$3 per hour in China. 

Capitalism assigns a price to everyone. Although capital currently dares not openly put a price tag on people, I dare to do so.  哈哈 Secretly. Hahaha.
#36
Principia Discussion / Re: An amusing bit against the...
Last post by trekkies_who_any_some - November 07, 2025, 02:19:10 AM
Quote from: Abbot Mythos on November 06, 2025, 08:12:42 PM
Quote from: trekkies_who_any_some on November 06, 2025, 04:19:39 PMHaha, you forgot I'm Chinese—and a post-2000s kid at that. I personally barely touch things like Hollywood—I basically don't watch movies at all.  哈哈  哈哈  哈哈
Not at all. But, as I know little about your culture, I can not explain American cultural memes to you in terms I am certain will be familiar to you. And, even here in American, I can never be certain that the cultural memes of my generation, or the various subcultures I travel among, will be understood by our own younger generations, or other subcultures.

哈哈  哈哈  哈哈  :)  :伤心:  :eek:  8)  :哭:  哎呀!  :哈哈:  :卷:  :p  :|  :眨眼:  :邪恶狂怒:  :fnord:  :fap: ( ̄▽ ̄) 
#37
Apple Talk / Re: On This Day in History
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 07, 2025, 12:07:36 AM
November 7, 2020 - Rudy Giuliani Gave His Four Seasons Total Landscaping Press Conference

This campaign press conference is famous, not for its subject matter, but for its location.

Rather than being held inside the prestigious, 5 Star, Center City, Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia at Comcast Center, Rudy held his press conference outside, way up on State Road in the Holmesburg Neighborhood, in front of a garage door at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Now, the place is conveniently located right across the street from a crematorium, and just down the block from a dildo store. But still ...

So, boys and girls, remember, that old real estate litany applies to campaign press conferences too: Location, location, location.
#38
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 06, 2025, 10:04:50 PM
Quote from: Abbot Mythos on October 18, 2025, 05:02:11 PMAfter three (3) failed attempts to indict "a ham sandwich" on felony charges, Jeanine Pirro bypassed the grand jury process altogether, and settled for a charge of misdemeanor simple assault. Then this happened: 

Trump Ally Jeanine Pirro Dealt Major Legal Blow

As per this article:

"U.S. District Judge Sparkle Sooknanan sanctioned the prosecution by striking a government witness due to discovery violations. Judge Sooknanan further criticized the conduct of Assistant U.S. Attorney Travis Wolfe and expressed frustration with the government's management of evidence and witnesses, WUSA reported.

During grand jury testimony, Liang said Reid was the first to make contact, but Sooknanan said video evidence showed that wasn't true on Wednesday, according to the news station.

Tezira Abe, the public defender representing Reid, told the jury they should be "livid that the government brought this case," WUSA reported."

So, more proof that competence is not a requirement for appointment to a high profile, paying job in the Turd Reich.

What did surprise me, however, is the it didn't take a high priced lawyer for Ms. Sidney Lori Reid to beat the rap. It was done by a public defender.
It's happened again! And, this time, an actual sandwich was involved! You can't make up stuff like this!

Trump Ally Jeanine Pirro Loses Legal Battle Against DC Sandwich Thrower

As per this article:

"In court, CBP agent Greg Lairmore, who was hit, testified that the sandwich "exploded" on his chest and left behind the smell of "onions and mustard.""

So, Pirro couldn't even get a conviction involving an "exploded" sandwich smelling of "onions and mustard." And, this whole thing reminds me of that very old meme about people who "couldn't cut the mustard."
#39
Principia Discussion / Re: An amusing bit against the...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 06, 2025, 08:12:42 PM
Quote from: trekkies_who_any_some on November 06, 2025, 04:19:39 PMHaha, you forgot I'm Chinese—and a post-2000s kid at that. I personally barely touch things like Hollywood—I basically don't watch movies at all.  哈哈  哈哈  哈哈
Not at all. But, as I know little about your culture, I can not explain American cultural memes to you in terms I am certain will be familiar to you. And, even here in American, I can never be certain that the cultural memes of my generation, or the various subcultures I travel among, will be understood by our own younger generations, or other subcultures.
#40
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: 来自中国的 china-click-bait : ...
Last post by Faust - November 06, 2025, 08:02:21 PM
And what is that, that you are looking for?

I honestly dont know what the ccp would make of discordians but I hope it would be better the they treat the Uyghurs