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#51
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 05, 2026, 03:15:58 PMSieg Heil Hegseth knows what's important to the Turd Reich:
As per this article:
"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday bashed media outlets for highlighting the deaths of six U.S. service members killed in an Iranian drone strike in Kuwait as part of Washington's war with Tehran.
Speaking to reporters alongside Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Dan Cain, Hegseth accused the press of trying to "make the president look bad" (Emphasis mine) in calling attention to the attack that targeted a reported triple-wide trailer used as office space by the U.S. military."
After all, the Turd Reich can't have the MSM focusing on the deaths of six U.S. service members at a time when the draft dodging POSOTUS has barely started a new war in the Middle East, and has a ballroom to build that requires his personal attention. Priorities. Priorities. Priorities.
As per this article:
"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday bashed media outlets for highlighting the deaths of six U.S. service members killed in an Iranian drone strike in Kuwait as part of Washington's war with Tehran.
Speaking to reporters alongside Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Dan Cain, Hegseth accused the press of trying to "make the president look bad" (Emphasis mine) in calling attention to the attack that targeted a reported triple-wide trailer used as office space by the U.S. military."
After all, the Turd Reich can't have the MSM focusing on the deaths of six U.S. service members at a time when the draft dodging POSOTUS has barely started a new war in the Middle East, and has a ballroom to build that requires his personal attention. Priorities. Priorities. Priorities.
#52
Aneristic Illusions / Re: How Not to Actually Win a ...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 04, 2026, 06:07:02 PMTrump threatens to cut off trade with Spain after it disallowed US use of joint bases in Iran war
As per this article:
"Trump said despite Spain's refusal "we could use their base if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody's going to tell us not to use it, but we don't have to."
It is unclear how Trump would cut off trade with Spain, given that Spain is under the umbrella of the European Union. The EU negotiates trade deals on behalf of all 27 member countries."
You can't make this stuff up.
As per this article:
"Trump said despite Spain's refusal "we could use their base if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody's going to tell us not to use it, but we don't have to."
It is unclear how Trump would cut off trade with Spain, given that Spain is under the umbrella of the European Union. The EU negotiates trade deals on behalf of all 27 member countries."
You can't make this stuff up.
#53
Bring and Brag / Re: Favorite Sentences Megathr...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 04, 2026, 04:06:45 PM"An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance."
- Dr. Laurence J. Peter, author of The Peter Principle
- Dr. Laurence J. Peter, author of The Peter Principle
#54
Aneristic Illusions / Re: How Not to Actually Win a ...
Last post by Bruno - March 04, 2026, 04:41:02 AMNot to worry, guys. They're bringing Jesus back!
https://open.substack.com/pub/jonathanlarsen/p/us-troops-were-told-iran-war-is-for?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
https://open.substack.com/pub/jonathanlarsen/p/us-troops-were-told-iran-war-is-for?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
#55
Aneristic Illusions / Re: How Not to Actually Win a ...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 03, 2026, 01:50:50 AMUSA TODAY did place a disclaimer above this opinion article. Still, this the strongest opinion I've seen published by a MSM outlet against the POSOTUS that I can remember:
"Trump was so flippant about this attack that he oversaw its launch from his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Florida, apparently deeming his presence in Washington, DC, unnecessary."
As per this article:
"President Donald Trump has dragged America into a war of his choosing, attacking Iran with little public support, zero congressional approval and virtually no public justification. The path forward is unclear, and our self-absorbed leader is already speaking about the loss of American lives with the nonchalance one expects from a small man never held accountable for the consequences of his actions.
Announcing the deaths of four U.S. service members following the attack launched Feb. 28, Trump said in a video posted to social media: "And sadly, there will likely be more before it ends, that's the way it is. Likely be more."
The ease with which that man dismissed present and future casualties was sickening. "That's the way it is," he said. He might as well have added a "Ho-hum," such is his apparent concern for the women and men he has now put in danger for ... what?"
There really is no bottom to how low the POSOTUS and his Republicult™ will go. But, I find this pushback from a MSM outlet to be encouraging.
"Trump was so flippant about this attack that he oversaw its launch from his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Florida, apparently deeming his presence in Washington, DC, unnecessary."
As per this article:
"President Donald Trump has dragged America into a war of his choosing, attacking Iran with little public support, zero congressional approval and virtually no public justification. The path forward is unclear, and our self-absorbed leader is already speaking about the loss of American lives with the nonchalance one expects from a small man never held accountable for the consequences of his actions.
Announcing the deaths of four U.S. service members following the attack launched Feb. 28, Trump said in a video posted to social media: "And sadly, there will likely be more before it ends, that's the way it is. Likely be more."
The ease with which that man dismissed present and future casualties was sickening. "That's the way it is," he said. He might as well have added a "Ho-hum," such is his apparent concern for the women and men he has now put in danger for ... what?"
There really is no bottom to how low the POSOTUS and his Republicult™ will go. But, I find this pushback from a MSM outlet to be encouraging.
#56
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by chaotic neutral observer - March 02, 2026, 10:12:59 PMThe war in Iran will still be on in November.
I accept in advance any claims that this is a gross underestimate.
I accept in advance any claims that this is a gross underestimate.
#57
Apple Talk / Re: On This Day in History
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 02, 2026, 09:28:38 AMQuote from: Abbot Mythos on March 02, 2024, 01:05:11 AMMarch 2, 1785 - The Electorate of Bavaria Banned Secret Societies
It was then that The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria (A.I.S.B.), the World's Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy, went underground, and became even more powerful.
It has been theorized that The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria (A.I.S.B.) themselves utilized their considerable influence to actualize the banning of all secret societies. Thus, their banning was just one more element in their ingenious, successful plot to dismantle the Holy Roman Empire.
Here's a second March 2nd historical event immortalized in our sacred Principia Discordia:
March 2, 1933 - King Kong Premiered in New York City
In 1991, no doubt because of King Kong's eulogy in our Great Book, the film was recognized as being "culturally, historically and aesthetically significant" by the Library of Congress, and selected for preservation in the National Film Registry.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
#58
RPG Ghetto / Re: Roger and Prez Televisions...
Last post by Doktor Howl - March 02, 2026, 02:53:47 AMBump for stealing my own stuff. 
#59
Aneristic Illusions / Re: How Not to Actually Win a ...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 01, 2026, 01:40:11 PMI don't know where this is going. But, it brings back memories of the Bay of Pigs Invasion, and the Cuban Missile Crisis:
As per this article:
"Tensions with Cuba ratcheted up after Cuban forces this week killed four exiles and wounded six others who sailed into Cuban waters aboard a Florida-registered speedboat and opened fire on a Cuban patrol. Rubio denied it was a U.S. operation and said no U.S. government personnel were involved.
The incident took place as the United States has blocked virtually all oil shipments to the island, increasing pressure on the Communist government. Last month, U.S. forces captured Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, removing a key Cuban ally from power.
"Rubio has railed against the Cuban government in recent weeks, calling the status quo there unsustainable, and saying Cuba needed to change "dramatically."
Cuban exiles who are largely concentrated in Miami have long dreamed of overthrowing the Cuban government or seeing it fall and have in the past plotted against the government that was established by the late revolutionary leader Fidel Castro.
Trump mentioned the large Cuban community, saying a takeover of Cuba by the U.S. could be "something good ... very positive" for people who had been expelled from the country.
"We have people living here that want to go back to Cuba, and they're very happy with what's going on," he said."
And, I don't remember the Bay of Pigs Invasion, and the Cuban Missile Crisis as being 'friendly' historical events.
The POSOTUS has driven his crazy train off the rails.
As per this article:
"Tensions with Cuba ratcheted up after Cuban forces this week killed four exiles and wounded six others who sailed into Cuban waters aboard a Florida-registered speedboat and opened fire on a Cuban patrol. Rubio denied it was a U.S. operation and said no U.S. government personnel were involved.
The incident took place as the United States has blocked virtually all oil shipments to the island, increasing pressure on the Communist government. Last month, U.S. forces captured Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, removing a key Cuban ally from power.
"Rubio has railed against the Cuban government in recent weeks, calling the status quo there unsustainable, and saying Cuba needed to change "dramatically."
Cuban exiles who are largely concentrated in Miami have long dreamed of overthrowing the Cuban government or seeing it fall and have in the past plotted against the government that was established by the late revolutionary leader Fidel Castro.
Trump mentioned the large Cuban community, saying a takeover of Cuba by the U.S. could be "something good ... very positive" for people who had been expelled from the country.
"We have people living here that want to go back to Cuba, and they're very happy with what's going on," he said."
And, I don't remember the Bay of Pigs Invasion, and the Cuban Missile Crisis as being 'friendly' historical events.
The POSOTUS has driven his crazy train off the rails.
#60
Aneristic Illusions / Re: How Not to Actually Win a ...
Last post by Faust - February 28, 2026, 09:08:16 PMIran has a lot of problems, but this is pointless murder of civilians. Firing missles blindly into residential targets and schools killing children isnt going to overthrow the government. Nor will calling on its citizens, they are not armed, trained and have very in the little in the way of of resources to combat their government. Any protests have just led to deaths in the thousands.
This accomplishes nothing.
This accomplishes nothing.