BJs cause mouf cancers.

[Phox]

Missed point. Was math joke. 

I don't do maths. 

Eh, it was lame, and not particularly mathematical anyway. More of a pun on the word "probability". 

[Lies]

FFS, is there anything fun that *doesn't* cause cancer?

-Lies, definitely dying of cancer.

[LMNO]

So, it's true: Roger Ebert really is a massive cocksucker.

[Luna]

FFS, is there anything fun that *doesn't* cause cancer?

-Lies, definitely dying of cancer.

Apparently not.  So, I have officially decided to stop worrying about it.

[Richter]

I'm callously laughing at:

adolescent's appetite for oral sex

[Jasper]

I'm going to act and think as though I never ever saw this thread.

Fuck you guys!

[Phox]

I'm going to...

Fuck you guys!

Okay. 

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

That would be both. HPV, it lives in yer urethra. It lives in your twat.

But is one more likely than the other?

[Phox]

That would be both. HPV, it lives in yer urethra. It lives in your twat.

But is one more likely than the other?

IIRC, men don't always know they have HPV, because they can be carriers with no symptoms. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

[LMNO]

Can we please get back to the part where men and women discuss how awesome it is to have a dick in your mouth?

[Phox]

Can we please get back to the part where men and women discuss how awesome it is to have a dick in your mouth?

Oh right. Dicks are fantastic. In my mouth.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Damn. You make it sound good.

I might think about taking that up as a hobby.

[Requia ☣]

That would be both. HPV, it lives in yer urethra. It lives in your twat.

But is one more likely than the other?

IIRC, men don't always know they have HPV, because they can be carriers with no symptoms. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

I think anybody can be a carrier with no symptoms.

[Elder Iptuous]

just to note, chances are you either have some form of HPV, or will at some point in your life....
from http://www.ashastd.org/hpv/hpv_learn_men.cfm

How common is HPV?
HPV is the most common sexually transmitted virus. It has been estimated that 75% or more of sexually active Americans will contract HPV sometime in their lives. This means that anyone who has ever had sexual relations has a high chance of being exposed to this virus, but only a small number of women, and even fewer men, infected with HPV develop lesions that are detected or need to be treated. In almost all cases, the immune system will keep the virus under control or get rid of it completely.

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just to note, chances are you either have some form of HPV, or will at some point in your life....
from http://www.ashastd.org/hpv/hpv_learn_men.cfm

How common is HPV?
HPV is the most common sexually transmitted virus. It has been estimated that 75% or more of sexually active Americans will contract HPV sometime in their lives. This means that anyone who has ever had sexual relations has a high chance of being exposed to this virus, but only a small number of women, and even fewer men, infected with HPV develop lesions that are detected or need to be treated. In almost all cases, the immune system will keep the virus under control or get rid of it completely.

Of course the American Socialist Health Association would say that.