ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT for a quest to make you more Holy™.

[LMNO]

Dear Your Holiness: Initial research has shown that used tuck tape is essentially a wadded mass of moist adhesive. Please advise if this is still in your interests.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Your Holiness: Initial research has shown that used tuck tape is essentially a wadded mass of moist adhesive. Please advise if this is still in your interests.

God says if there's no postal code violations, send the bastard.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh most holy, most good, most reverend of Reverends... I too would like a quest so as not to be stuck in the afterlife with those which I am currently stuck with. 

Where the hell are you?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Your Holiness: Initial research has shown that used tuck tape is essentially a wadded mass of moist adhesive. Please advise if this is still in your interests.

God says if there's no postal code violations, send the bastard.

Whoops.  There is.  It's technically a biohazard.

Let me get back to you on a replacement quest.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Get a better spot in heaven.  You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?

So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with.  Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all).  If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics.  If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.

First up:  Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.

Due to my time constraints, I'm not going to read whole thread. But... Doktor Blight here, otherwise known as Twid, otherwise known as Kev. Give me something to do after St. Patrick's Day. Boston, MA. Pretty much on the edge of the burbs, but still in Boston. MBTA access. Mission please.

(Also, respond with obligatory "STFU Blight and get back to practice")

[Phox]

Get a better spot in heaven.  You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?

So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with.  Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all).  If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics.  If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.

First up:  Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.

Due to my time constraints, I'm not going to read whole thread. But... Doktor Blight here, otherwise known as Twid, otherwise known as Kev. Give me something to do after St. Patrick's Day. Boston, MA. Pretty much on the edge of the burbs, but still in Boston. MBTA access. Mission please.

(Also, respond with obligatory "STFU Blight and get back to practice")

STFU and get back to practice. 

[Requia ☣]

Dear Your Holiness: Initial research has shown that used tuck tape is essentially a wadded mass of moist adhesive. Please advise if this is still in your interests.

God says if there's no postal code violations, send the bastard.

Whoops.  There is.  It's technically a biohazard.

Let me get back to you on a replacement quest.

Used Gaff?  Technically its clothing.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Get a better spot in heaven.  You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?

So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with.  Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all).  If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics.  If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.

First up:  Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.

Due to my time constraints, I'm not going to read whole thread. But... Doktor Blight here, otherwise known as Twid, otherwise known as Kev. Give me something to do after St. Patrick's Day. Boston, MA. Pretty much on the edge of the burbs, but still in Boston. MBTA access. Mission please.

(Also, respond with obligatory "STFU Blight and get back to practice")

STFU and get back to practice. 

Doesn't count if I'm on gchat with you

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Get a better spot in heaven.  You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?

So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with.  Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all).  If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics.  If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.

First up:  Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.

Due to my time constraints, I'm not going to read whole thread. But... Doktor Blight here, otherwise known as Twid, otherwise known as Kev. Give me something to do after St. Patrick's Day. Boston, MA. Pretty much on the edge of the burbs, but still in Boston. MBTA access. Mission please.

(Also, respond with obligatory "STFU Blight and get back to practice")

STFU and get back to practice. 

Doesn't count if I'm on gchat with you

BACK TO PRACTICE, SON.

[Remington]

Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.

You will write 3 emails to the Australian PM, making fun of his nose.  CC to me.

Do I get extra Holy for printed, signed letters? I'm feeling traditional.

[Rumckle]

You will write 3 emails to the Canadian prime minister, complaining of their hideous excuse for tea.

CC to me.

Awesome, I'll get onto that.

Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.

You will write 3 emails to the Australian PM, making fun of her nose.  CC to me.

Not to question a holy man or anything, I'm sure you've got more important things to pay attention to than Australian politics.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You will write 3 emails to the Canadian prime minister, complaining of their hideous excuse for tea.

CC to me.

Awesome, I'll get onto that.

Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.

You will write 3 emails to the Australian PM, making fun of her nose.  CC to me.

Not to question a holy man or anything, I'm sure you've got more important things to pay attention to than Australian politics.

That's a woman?

[Suu]

My dead Reverend,

I would like to inform you that we will be all day at the German Club for an SCA event. I will see to it that a losing of the shit is captured on video per your humble request....AND WE'RE ALL DRESSED AWESOME TOO.

[Sexecutioner Chao Tight]

Oh most holy, most good, most reverend of Reverends... I too would like a quest so as not to be stuck in the afterlife with those which I am currently stuck with. 

Where the hell are you?

That's just it... I think hell is where I am.  I love it too for some reason.  The wastelands of Northern Nevada, 89445.

[Ari]

Your Good Reverendness Roger,

please to bestow upon this weird man a quest to attain certified Holyness(tm). I can't stand the idea of having to spend an entire afterlife with them.

~Planeswalker
usually in Northern Germany, at the border to Denmark
occasionally in West Sweden or anywhere between