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Started by Doktor Howl, July 07, 2011, 05:00:14 PM

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Disco Pickle

Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 07:06:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 21, 2011, 07:03:57 PM
Let's just drop it and walk quietly away, yeah?

Pledge time, then?

It was a silent pledge.  

Felt by all, and so well understood that no one need speak it.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Eater of Clowns

This thread has become a brand new, multifaceted kind of moronic.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

SmokeyMcChickenson

More like a bloated dead horse full of hay fart.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on July 21, 2011, 09:39:58 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on July 21, 2011, 09:31:10 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:26:52 AM
So what exactly is it about this little community that is so special one would need to earn a place in it?

I've read through a pretty good number of threads and all I see is a bunch of people being dicks to each other.

I mean with all the books I've read about Discordianism  along with works from some of my favorite authors who seem to speak fondly of it. It made a genuinely special place in my reality tunnel.

But this place, so far, not so interesting. You guys are kinda lame.

I'm hoping there are at least a few people on here that are actually good at what your trying to do. :)

Sorry we didn't conform to the True Disckordianist Way™.

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG!?

Where did you go wrong?   You never even started :D

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT.

HOW DO WE START?!

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 07:45:08 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on July 21, 2011, 09:39:58 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on July 21, 2011, 09:31:10 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:26:52 AM
So what exactly is it about this little community that is so special one would need to earn a place in it?

I've read through a pretty good number of threads and all I see is a bunch of people being dicks to each other.

I mean with all the books I've read about Discordianism  along with works from some of my favorite authors who seem to speak fondly of it. It made a genuinely special place in my reality tunnel.

But this place, so far, not so interesting. You guys are kinda lame.

I'm hoping there are at least a few people on here that are actually good at what your trying to do. :)

Sorry we didn't conform to the True Disckordianist Way™.

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG!?

Where did you go wrong?   You never even started :D

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT.

HOW DO WE START?!

:lulz:

Again !

You had the power with you the entire time.

Simply click your heels together and go fuck yourself ;)
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:45:52 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 10:42:27 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:41:51 AM
Refrigerator magnet poetry is an undervalued art form. Kudos for staying strong. We're with you.
Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.

You my fine feathered friend are quite the consummate dung beetle would you care for a reach around with your sandwich?

You my fine feathered friend are for a reach around with your sandwich? You my fine feathered friend are for a reach around with you care quite the consummate dung beetle would your sandwich? You my fine feathered friend are for a reach around with you care for a reach around with you care for a reach around with your sandwich? You my fine feathered friend are quite the consummate dung beetle would your sandwich?

Where do they all come from? Is there some kind of troll school out there (AKK?) churning out dull beasts indistinguishable from one another? Or is it a script? A bot, maybe?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


SmokeyMcChickenson

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Check this guy out :D

What a cut up!

So tell us when do you go on tour with this brilliant word salad act?

You cant see but I am most definitely rolling my eyes at you.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Definitely either a script or a bot.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Definitely either a script or a bot.

Now I'm just shaking my head in disbelief.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Definitely either a script or a bot.

Sure is lemony in this here thread.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 21, 2011, 08:11:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Definitely either a script or a bot.

Sure is lemony in this here thread.

And my table has never looked so good!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


SmokeyMcChickenson

Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Phox


Nephew Twiddleton

I'm currently resisting the urge to turn you all into robots.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 21, 2011, 08:27:23 PM
I'm currently resisting the urge to turn you all into robots.

DO EEET SPAGGOT!!
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann