Okay, someone explain womens' clothing sizes to me.

[Doktor Howl]

Pic is borked, I think.

My self worth and confidence are not heavily tied into my looks, which is fortunate because I will never ever be that Ideal.

Heh.  You have an excellent figure.  You just have skinny skinny boys all around you.

Women aren't supposed to look like an exclamation point.

Just saying.

Thanks. :3

No problem.  You've got the sort of build that would get me all dizzy & confused, if you weren't less than half my age.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My self worth and confidence are not heavily tied into my looks, which is fortunate because I will never ever be that Ideal.

Heh.  You have an excellent figure.  You just have skinny skinny boys all around you.

Women aren't supposed to look like an exclamation point.

Just saying.

This.
I was gonna post some pics saying this is what a real woman looks like and this isn't etc. But then i realised this may just lead to different unrealistic expectations so i will just leave it at this:

This not attractive.

[Suu]

I hate shopping for pants.

[Doktor Howl]

[Freeky]

Clothes shopping is kind of   for me, but trying stuff on is fun.  I don't think it's even possible to explain clothes sizes, EXCEPT for bras.  The sizing is generally universal with respect to bras, and pretty straightforward.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Taking things off and putting them on repeatedly feels oppressive and awful to me. I hate it. That's why when I find a thing that fits, I buy ten of them.

[Richter]

Taking things off and putting them on repeatedly feels oppressive and awful to me. I hate it. That's why when I find a thing that fits, I buy ten of them.

I had the same problem with penis-gourds in New Guinea.  IT spurred me to reject the traditional tribal life and seek a less dick- containing set of pants in the foreign lands.

[Doktor Howl]

Taking things off and putting them on repeatedly feels oppressive and awful to me. I hate it. That's why when I find a thing that fits, I buy ten of them.

I had the same problem with penis-gourds in New Guinea.  IT spurred me to reject the traditional tribal life and seek a less dick- containing set of pants in the foreign lands.

GIVE ME BACK MY DRUGS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Taking things off and putting them on repeatedly feels oppressive and awful to me. I hate it. That's why when I find a thing that fits, I buy ten of them.

I had the same problem with penis-gourds in New Guinea.  IT spurred me to reject the traditional tribal life and seek a less dick- containing set of pants in the foreign lands.

[Luna]

Taking things off and putting them on repeatedly feels oppressive and awful to me. I hate it. That's why when I find a thing that fits, I buy ten of them.

I had the same problem with penis-gourds in New Guinea.  IT spurred me to reject the traditional tribal life and seek a less dick- containing set of pants in the foreign lands.

Should've brought some of those gourds back with you for fencing practice.   

[Richter]

Taking things off and putting them on repeatedly feels oppressive and awful to me. I hate it. That's why when I find a thing that fits, I buy ten of them.

I had the same problem with penis-gourds in New Guinea.  IT spurred me to reject the traditional tribal life and seek a less dick- containing set of pants in the foreign lands.

GIVE ME BACK MY DRUGS

MY TRIBE USES ALL PARTS OF THE CHEESECAKE.  THE WHITE MAN ONLY SKINS IT AND LEAVES THE REST TO ROT ON THE PRAIRIE.

[Doktor Howl]

Taking things off and putting them on repeatedly feels oppressive and awful to me. I hate it. That's why when I find a thing that fits, I buy ten of them.

I had the same problem with penis-gourds in New Guinea.  IT spurred me to reject the traditional tribal life and seek a less dick- containing set of pants in the foreign lands.

GIVE ME BACK MY DRUGS

MY TRIBE USES ALL PARTS OF THE CHEESECAKE.  THE WHITE MAN ONLY SKINS IT AND LEAVES THE REST TO ROT ON THE PRAIRIE.

Can't...stop...laughing....

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Taking things off and putting them on repeatedly feels oppressive and awful to me. I hate it. That's why when I find a thing that fits, I buy ten of them.

I had the same problem with penis-gourds in New Guinea.  IT spurred me to reject the traditional tribal life and seek a less dick- containing set of pants in the foreign lands.

GIVE ME BACK MY DRUGS

MY TRIBE USES ALL PARTS OF THE CHEESECAKE.  THE WHITE MAN ONLY SKINS IT AND LEAVES THE REST TO ROT ON THE PRAIRIE.

OK, who broke Richter? 

[leln]

My self worth and confidence are not heavily tied into my looks, which is fortunate because I will never ever be that Ideal.

Heh.  You have an excellent figure.  You just have skinny skinny boys all around you.

Women aren't supposed to look like an exclamation point.

Just saying.

Rant incoming. You have been warned.



Okay, I know that my body type is relatively atyptical, but-umm, I'm a woman (I bleed once a month and am hopefully somewhat fertile, though as yet it hasn't been tested) and I look like an exclamation point. I can't do shit about it. When I'm 30 pounds heavier than my current weight, I'm an exclamation point with big thighs. So fuck anybody who calls me "naturally skinny." Nature has nothing to do with me getting on a treadmill 4-6 times a week for my own cardiovascular health. Nature has nothing to do with me ignoring the fact that I'm fucking starving and ready to kill a motherfucker for the visceral pleasure of devouring a freshly-made corpse.

I try not to pay attention to sizings at various clothing outlets. At one place I'm a size 8, others, I'm a size 2. If you're being realistic, it's all bullshit. Women have curves of varying degrees (men do too, but it's less acknowledged). Anybody designing clothes will inevitably run into the "one-size-fits-all fits nobody well" problem.

Just try to enjoy the size nature intended you to be. And if you can avoid jacking up my health insurance in the process, THANK YOU.

[Suu]

Can I borrow some of that metabolism and energy to run everyday? Thanks.

-Suu
Has a fat ass. Partially her fault. Partially because her hips haven't been smaller than 42" around the points of the pelvis since she was about 12. Fuckin' Italians.