I hate spiders, but...

[BadBeast]

There is no such thing as an easy on the ear spider if Fred is in the vicinity.

Or is it that there's no such thing as an easy on the ear Fred if there's a spider in the vicinity?

[Epimetheus]

There is no such thing as an easy on the ear spider if Fred is in the vicinity.

Or is it that there's no such thing as an easy on the ear Fred if there's a spider in the vicinity?

Well you see, teh spider and teh Fred are in unison, in harmony, and may be said to act as a single organism. Any scream uttered by Fred may be said to have been uttered by the arachnid. Any blood curdled by the sound is the fault of the eight-legged freak as much as of the two-legged.

You are what you scream at, that's what my guinea pig used to say

[BadBeast]

Like an kind of symbiotic feedback loop of anthropomorphic terror?
Or more like the casual mutually beneficial relationship between Gollum and Shelob? Either way, erm. . . . . . . .  

[Luna]

[BadBeast]

[Suu]

Doesn't matter. Still squished.

[BadBeast]

It's for the best.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

There is no such thing as an easy on the ear spider if Fred is in the vicinity.

Or is it that there's no such thing as an easy on the ear Fred if there's a spider in the vicinity?

Well you see, teh spider and teh Fred are in unison, in harmony, and may be said to act as a single organism. Any scream uttered by Fred may be said to have been uttered by the arachnid. Any blood curdled by the sound is the fault of the eight-legged freak as much as of the two-legged.

You are what you scream at, that's what my guinea pig used to say

DID YOU JUST SAY IM IN HARMONY WITH SPIDERS

[Luna]

There is no such thing as an easy on the ear spider if Fred is in the vicinity.

Or is it that there's no such thing as an easy on the ear Fred if there's a spider in the vicinity?

Well you see, teh spider and teh Fred are in unison, in harmony, and may be said to act as a single organism. Any scream uttered by Fred may be said to have been uttered by the arachnid. Any blood curdled by the sound is the fault of the eight-legged freak as much as of the two-legged.

You are what you scream at, that's what my guinea pig used to say

DID YOU JUST SAY IM IN HARMONY WITH SPIDERS

I think Epi said that iz the spider's fault when you scream, as much as yours.  Did also, however, call you a freak.

[BadBeast]

There is no such thing as an easy on the ear spider if Fred is in the vicinity.

Or is it that there's no such thing as an easy on the ear Fred if there's a spider in the vicinity?

Well you see, teh spider and teh Fred are in unison, in harmony, and may be said to act as a single organism. Any scream uttered by Fred may be said to have been uttered by the arachnid. Any blood curdled by the sound is the fault of the eight-legged freak as much as of the two-legged.

You are what you scream at, that's what my guinea pig used to say

DID YOU JUST SAY IM IN HARMONY WITH SPIDERS

I think Epi said that iz the spider's fault when you scream, as much as yours.  Did also, however, call you a freak.

"Single Organism" was the term, I think he used.

[Epimetheus]

There is no such thing as an easy on the ear spider if Fred is in the vicinity.

Or is it that there's no such thing as an easy on the ear Fred if there's a spider in the vicinity?

Well you see, teh spider and teh Fred are in unison, in harmony, and may be said to act as a single organism. Any scream uttered by Fred may be said to have been uttered by the arachnid. Any blood curdled by the sound is the fault of the eight-legged freak as much as of the two-legged.

You are what you scream at, that's what my guinea pig used to say

DID YOU JUST SAY IM IN HARMONY WITH SPIDERS

I think Epi said that iz the spider's fault when you scream, as much as yours.  Did also, however, call you a freak.

Luna, shush, don't mock the girl - she's only up to the thirteenth word so far. Give her time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There is no such thing as an easy on the ear spider if Fred is in the vicinity.

Or is it that there's no such thing as an easy on the ear Fred if there's a spider in the vicinity?

Well you see, teh spider and teh Fred are in unison, in harmony, and may be said to act as a single organism. Any scream uttered by Fred may be said to have been uttered by the arachnid. Any blood curdled by the sound is the fault of the eight-legged freak as much as of the two-legged.

You are what you scream at, that's what my guinea pig used to say

DID YOU JUST SAY IM IN HARMONY WITH SPIDERS

I think Epi said that iz the spider's fault when you scream, as much as yours.  Did also, however, call you a freak.

Luna, shush, don't mock the girl - she's only up to the thirteenth word so far. Give her time.

Um.

[Epimetheus]

Crossed a line?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Crossed a line?

Depends on whether it is returned with the Wrath of Fred.

[Luna]

Okay, this is shit I really COULD have gone my whole life without knowing...

http://www.cracked.com/article_19500_6-adorable-spider-behaviors-you-slowly-realize-are-aaaaahhh21.html?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module