ATTN: FRIENDS OF EARTHA

[East Coast Hustle]

Of course, it occurs to me that I should probably just shut up and let Nigel speak for herself.

But that won't get me any abusive PMs from Eartha, will it?

[Cain]

1) this is almost certainly a case of "BB, your friend is mental" rather than "have a go at BB".  You can question the judgement of putting your name in the title, but since then it's been all about Eartha.

2) I think the most hilarious accusation so far that I've read is where Roger is "abusing" his mod powers by clicking on "Who is Online" and noticing Eartha hovering about Nigel's account, for whatever reason, then coming back sometime later, clicking on "Who is Online" again and noticing she is still there.

My God!  The abuses!  Tyranny, overreach of power, absolute rule, the tears of children and death of kittens and the end of love!  How can we live knowing such a monster still exists among us?  I shall distribute the pitchforks, all we need are torches and a mob.

[BadBeast]

Bollocks. I didn't come down in the last shower of fucking rain. Poor judgement?  That's for fucking sure. There's a lot of it about. I know when I'm being targetted. I'm English, not fucking stupid. Neither is Nigel, and this was not just a misplaced thread title. I've seen how this shit goes, and so have you. So, bollocks. I've got every fucking right to come out swinging. I've just been dragged into a fucking flamewar that I've been trying so hard to not do. Not out of any sense of "Best not offend anyone" but because it's totally unnecessary. And fuck all to do with me. But that boat's fucking sailed now, hasn't it? What would you fucking do in my place? (Don't feel you have to answer this, just think about it) Anyway, Nigel wanted my attention. Now she's got it. Where the fuck is she then?
Cuz it's all gone quiet over there!


 

[Cain]

Yes, I would imagine it would be quiet over there, since it's 2am.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Heh, when I get weird PM's from people... I delete them. It's amazing how much less impact they have on my life when I do that.

[Cain]

I don't, I keep them forever and ever and ever.

Example:

You pathetic bubble and squeak eating, marmite loving pikey! I hope you choke on spotted dick!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I don't, I keep them forever and ever and ever.

Example:

You pathetic bubble and squeak eating, marmite loving pikey! I hope you choke on spotted dick!

HEY YUO POSTED A PRIVATE MESSAGE!!!!

[East Coast Hustle]

Bollocks. I didn't come down in the last shower of fucking rain. Poor judgement?  That's for fucking sure. There's a lot of it about. I know when I'm being targetted. I'm English, not fucking stupid. Neither is Nigel, and this was not just a misplaced thread title. I've seen how this shit goes, and so have you. So, bollocks. I've got every fucking right to come out swinging. I've just been dragged into a fucking flamewar that I've been trying so hard to not do. Not out of any sense of "Best not offend anyone" but because it's totally unnecessary. And fuck all to do with me. But that boat's fucking sailed now, hasn't it? What would you fucking do in my place? (Don't feel you have to answer this, just think about it) Anyway, Nigel wanted my attention. Now she's got it. Where the fuck is she then?
Cuz it's all gone quiet over there!


 

Pretty sure the only person dragging you into a flamewar is you, just saying. But by all means, do continue to manufacture offense where none seems to be intended. That is, after all, how we do around here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You two are pathetic.

How dare you attempt to involve him in this? Tell me in what manner he has had any part in any dispute you have ever had with me.Tell the whole forum just how you justify this calling him out in public on a board where I would warrant every regular user appreciates his contribution; his humour, his intelligence and his good nature.

Over something he has no knowledge of or control over.

Grow the fuck up and fight your own battles.

That last line is precious coming from you.

Anyway, I wasn't calling him out... he's not in any way responsible for your batshittery. More like, sharing the joke with him.

Just saw this. Yeah, thanks Nigel. You're so funny! And you had the fucking neck to go on and on about my slightly "Unfunny" joke in your thread?? Well fucking hell! Way to go. Just start a thread, to slag off my fucking friend, who doesn't even fucking post here? And title it "Attn BadBeast". Yeah, nice one. Well, you got my fucking attention. Only I can't see the fucking joke. But as you're being so up front, and personal here, I'll try again. . . nnng . . Nope. Not just unfunny, it's nasty, personal, and quite fucking hostile. So fuck you. And the horse that rode in on you.

Is your "New Shiny Life" that fucking boring that you want to call me out? On this shit??? A personal attack, on my friend? (Who doesn't even post here) C'mon, what's the real reason? If you got a problem with me, lets fucking have it! Because all I can see is you being a nasty cunt. And while this is not really any big surprise to me, when it's in a thread titled "Attn BadBeast" and then it just starts slagging off my friend, well, that's something else entirely. I can't just skim over this shit and ignore it.

So, unless you've actually got some fucking point that eludes me, (one that isn't just "sharing the joke with me") that you'd like to address, can you re-title the thread to "Nigel's being a nasty, snaggletoothed old bitch". Because as far as I can make out, that's all you are. Although, If you want to push in that direction, I can probably come up with a whole bunch of shit, and while I'd rather just ignore your sorry arse, I'm quite fucking prepared to rip as many holes in you as I can. You want to go that way? Because I kinda fucking do right now!


Dok, you're a prize cunt too btw. Fuck you as well.

She doesn't post here (after her first attempt at being vicious to Freeky ended in massive self-ownage) but she seems to have no qualms about lurking, PMing, and creepily filtering through my posts for hours.

Looks like you're just as bugfuck, so maybe you two are a good match. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

* Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW hides under the furniture

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

While I'm at it, I do not think Nigel was trying to fuck with BB either.

So there EAT MY BIG FAT BAG OF OPINIONS.

What? Really? Look at the title Dude. Then look at the content. In what way was that "Not trying to fuck with me"?

If you were capable of a fraction of a clue, you would easily see that it was intended to fuck with Eartha. Which it did.

Listen, if you're going to have friends who send insane, abusive PMs, every once in a while someone might mention it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Damn.

I enjoyed the Ertha burns. Because she made an ass out of herself on PD.com.
And that's what we do.

But BB has a point: not only was he called out in a thread that wasn't even about him, he's brought into a side of a flame fest he didn't want to be on.

Attack Eartha all you want, but I think you need to apologize to BB for bringing him into it.

Thanks LMNO, I was hoping that someone might actually try looking at this from my point of view. That's what I call "Fucking with me"! 
I've very consciously stayed right the fuck out of this whole situation. I mean, I was aware Eartha was in co-respondence, PM wise, with some of you, but she seemed quite able to defend herself in kind, never asked me for any help, not once.

But no, that's not fucking good enough for some people, is it? Got to drag every other fucker into it. And what a fucking shit way to do it. How the fuck else am I supposed to respond to this shit?
I'm not here to defend Eartha, this as an attack on me. Directly, obliquely, or however fucking else I look at it. And I don't think I'm over reacting at all, or fucking deluded, or any of that other shit. I'm fairly laid back for the most part. I don't invent shit to get bent out of shape over. I don't hold grudges, and I like to get on with people. Which is why I'm so fucking angry at getting dragged into this complete jug of titwank.

Oh Nigel knew exactly what would happen here. Well now she's got my fucking attention. Which is why my estimation of her character is like, fucking zero squared at the moment. Low blow. Didn't need doing. So that's why I might be coming across as hostile right now! And I'm not even breaking any sweat here, I'm up for anything anyone can throw at me. And they'd better be ready to fucking virtually kill me, because I ain't backing down, bitches! This thread is fucking shameful.

Ooooh, I'm sorry for taking Thy holy name in vain.  Seriously, get over yourself. You and your "you know me so you should have given me the benefit of the doubt". Looks like that's a one-way street with you, though.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Bollocks. I didn't come down in the last shower of fucking rain. Poor judgement?  That's for fucking sure. There's a lot of it about. I know when I'm being targetted. I'm English, not fucking stupid. Neither is Nigel, and this was not just a misplaced thread title. I've seen how this shit goes, and so have you. So, bollocks. I've got every fucking right to come out swinging. I've just been dragged into a fucking flamewar that I've been trying so hard to not do. Not out of any sense of "Best not offend anyone" but because it's totally unnecessary. And fuck all to do with me. But that boat's fucking sailed now, hasn't it? What would you fucking do in my place? (Don't feel you have to answer this, just think about it) Anyway, Nigel wanted my attention. Now she's got it. Where the fuck is she then?
Cuz it's all gone quiet over there!

I beg to differ on the bolded.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Heh, when I get weird PM's from people... I delete them. It's amazing how much less impact they have on my life when I do that.

That's because you're a better, shinier person than I am.

[Doktor Howl]

Just saw this. Yeah, thanks Nigel. You're so funny! And you had the fucking neck to go on and on about my slightly "Unfunny" joke in your thread?? Well fucking hell! Way to go. Just start a thread, to slag off my fucking friend, who doesn't even fucking post here? And title it "Attn BadBeast". Yeah, nice one. Well, you got my fucking attention. Only I can't see the fucking joke. But as you're being so up front, and personal here, I'll try again. . . nnng . . Nope. Not just unfunny, it's nasty, personal, and quite fucking hostile. So fuck you. And the horse that rode in on you.

Is your "New Shiny Life" that fucking boring that you want to call me out? On this shit??? A personal attack, on my friend? (Who doesn't even post here) C'mon, what's the real reason? If you got a problem with me, lets fucking have it! Because all I can see is you being a nasty cunt. And while this is not really any big surprise to me, when it's in a thread titled "Attn BadBeast" and then it just starts slagging off my friend, well, that's something else entirely. I can't just skim over this shit and ignore it.

So, unless you've actually got some fucking point that eludes me, (one that isn't just "sharing the joke with me") that you'd like to address, can you re-title the thread to "Nigel's being a nasty, snaggletoothed old bitch". Because as far as I can make out, that's all you are. Although, If you want to push in that direction, I can probably come up with a whole bunch of shit, and while I'd rather just ignore your sorry arse, I'm quite fucking prepared to rip as many holes in you as I can. You want to go that way? Because I kinda fucking do right now!


Dok, you're a prize cunt too btw. Fuck you as well.

Well, I'd explain things just a little, but it seems you have decided that any facts are irrelevant.

So fuck you, too.