ATTN: FRIENDS OF EARTHA

[navkat]

Other than that, I'd say it's pretty damned near brilliant.

I see.

<3

[East Coast Hustle]

Assuming that by "brilliant" you mean "completely fucking retarded in terms of both content and meter" then yes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Assuming that by "brilliant" you mean "completely fucking retarded in terms of both content and meter" then yes.

Regardless of quality, sending pornographic hate poetry to your enemies is fucking creepy.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Maybe she was trying to be witty? I didn't find it all that good, but there were a couple good zings. I hate it when someone gets one good rhyme or so then ruins it with stanzas of junk.

And there are so many better kinds of porn to relate to the good Dok, preggo porn *bleh* that's just weaksauce.


(Oh we know he kind of Porn Dok is really into and we can't even mention it here due to us being at a .com and under US Jurisdiction)

[Doktor Howl]

Other than that, I'd say it's pretty damned near brilliant.

I see.

<3

In terms of general creepiness, was it "brilliant" when your ex hijacked your account?  Would you have appreciated it if we'd all sat around saying what a brilliant achievement it was?

Or are some forms of creepiness brilliant and some not?  Is it keyed to whom is on the receiving end of the creepiness in question?

Or maybe you simply agree with her assessment of me?

ETA:  Also, the <3 right after a shot in the jaw comes across as a little bit Kentucky, know what I mean?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Maybe she was trying to be witty? I didn't find it all that good, but there were a couple good zings. I hate it when someone gets one good rhyme or so then ruins it with stanzas of junk.

And there are so many better kinds of porn to relate to the good Dok, preggo porn *bleh* that's just weaksauce.


(Oh we know he kind of Porn Dok is really into and we can't even mention it here due to us being at a .com and under US Jurisdiction)

Ummmmmm

Given the context of abusive, vitriolic, rambling, semi-legible emails, I would not tend to think it was meant to be funny.

Seriously, this is the kind of situation where I'm only laughing because she's safely on another continent. If she lived locally it would be frightening.

[trippinprincezz13]

Pfft, you and Roger aren't real people. You can "handle everything" and don't have silly feelings to get hurt or weirded out. It's just the internet! It's le joke!

Something about people with "big personalities"/self-confidence/*something* that I'm looking for, people seem to assume they are made of stone. Not to say you and Roger are quaking in your boots, but it certainly is creepy and would be moreso if she was closer to home.

But it's ok, you can handle it, imaginary internet personality.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pfft, you and Roger aren't real people. You can "handle everything" and don't have silly feelings to get hurt or weirded out. It's just the internet! It's le joke!

Something about people with "big personalities"/self-confidence/*something* that I'm looking for, people seem to assume they are made of stone. Not to say you and Roger are quaking in your boots, but it certainly is creepy and would be moreso if she was closer to home.

But it's ok, you can handle it, imaginary internet personality.

You totally get it. Thank you!

[Doktor Howl]

Pfft, you and Roger aren't real people. You can "handle everything" and don't have silly feelings to get hurt or weirded out. It's just the internet! It's le joke!

Something about people with "big personalities"/self-confidence/*something* that I'm looking for, people seem to assume they are made of stone. Not to say you and Roger are quaking in your boots, but it certainly is creepy and would be moreso if she was closer to home.

But it's ok, you can handle it, imaginary internet personality.

I am actually just a robot made out of balsa wood and slaughterhouse leavings.

No feelings here at all.



Thanks, Trippingprincess.  It's nice to know that someone gets it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not to say that a buncha other people don't get it, too, like Cain and ECH among others. It's just nice to see it spelled out. Because, really, when a crazy person is harassing you via PM so that there are no witnesses to their derangement, what are you supposed to do?

I mean, publicly mocking them always seems like a good start to me, but there are always a few naysayers who are all "Private harassment should stay behind closed doors" and "I'm sure he didn't mean it that way".

Fuck that.

[Doktor Howl]

Not to say that a buncha other people don't get it, too, like Cain and ECH among others. It's just nice to see it spelled out.

Quite right on all counts.

[navkat]

Sarcasm. It apparently isn't coming across.

[Doktor Howl]

Sarcasm. It apparently isn't coming across.

S'ok.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Maybe she was trying to be witty? I didn't find it all that good, but there were a couple good zings. I hate it when someone gets one good rhyme or so then ruins it with stanzas of junk.

And there are so many better kinds of porn to relate to the good Dok, preggo porn *bleh* that's just weaksauce.


(Oh we know he kind of Porn Dok is really into and we can't even mention it here due to us being at a .com and under US Jurisdiction)

Ummmmmm

Given the context of abusive, vitriolic, rambling, semi-legible emails, I would not tend to think it was meant to be funny.

Seriously, this is the kind of situation where I'm only laughing because she's safely on another continent. If she lived locally it would be frightening.

Err 'wit' not humor, like some Cyrano de Bergerac wannabe.

And if the contents are that scary, my earlier attempt at being funny was inappropriate and I apologize.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Maybe she was trying to be witty? I didn't find it all that good, but there were a couple good zings. I hate it when someone gets one good rhyme or so then ruins it with stanzas of junk.

And there are so many better kinds of porn to relate to the good Dok, preggo porn *bleh* that's just weaksauce.


(Oh we know he kind of Porn Dok is really into and we can't even mention it here due to us being at a .com and under US Jurisdiction)

Ummmmmm

Given the context of abusive, vitriolic, rambling, semi-legible emails, I would not tend to think it was meant to be funny.

Seriously, this is the kind of situation where I'm only laughing because she's safely on another continent. If she lived locally it would be frightening.

Err 'wit' not humor, like some Cyrano de Bergerac wannabe.

And if the contents are that scary, my earlier attempt at being funny was inappropriate and I apologize.

Quite frankly, Rat, I can think of no circumstances where deluging someone's inbox with obsessive hate mail isn't fucked-up and scary, regardless of the content of the PMs. Can you?