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A Few Words on Butthurt

Started by Doktor Howl, April 09, 2012, 08:23:21 PM

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Oysters Rockefeller

OP: :golfclap:

Everyone gets butthurt once in a while, but REAL muffukas should have the common sense to realize how much of an asshole they are and get over it.

I guess my point is that freedom of speech is over rated, and I think a theocracy would solve that problem.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 04:53:22 PM
OP: :golfclap:

Everyone gets butthurt once in a while, but REAL muffukas should have the common sense to realize how much of an asshole they are and get over it.

I guess my point is that freedom of speech is over rated, and I think a theocracy would solve that problem.

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Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 04:53:22 PM
OP: :golfclap:

Everyone gets butthurt once in a while, but REAL muffukas should have the common sense to realize how much of an asshole they are and get over it.

I guess my point is that freedom of speech is over rated, and I think a theocracy would solve that problem.

You're taking the piss, right?

Oysters Rockefeller

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 11, 2012, 05:31:53 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 04:53:22 PM
OP: :golfclap:

Everyone gets butthurt once in a while, but REAL muffukas should have the common sense to realize how much of an asshole they are and get over it.

I guess my point is that freedom of speech is over rated, and I think a theocracy would solve that problem.

You're taking the piss, right?

I've never heard that expression before...
But if you mean am I joking, then yes. So much yes.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Doktor Howl

Complete non-sequitors are always the height of hilarity.

It's why I go back and read old Enki posts.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 05:45:41 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 11, 2012, 05:31:53 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 04:53:22 PM
OP: :golfclap:

Everyone gets butthurt once in a while, but REAL muffukas should have the common sense to realize how much of an asshole they are and get over it.

I guess my point is that freedom of speech is over rated, and I think a theocracy would solve that problem.

You're taking the piss, right?

I've never heard that expression before...
But if you mean am I joking, then yes. So much yes.

It's an english term.  England english, I mean.

I don't know if you noticed, but it flopped a bit.

Oysters Rockefeller

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 11, 2012, 05:53:48 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 05:45:41 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 11, 2012, 05:31:53 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 04:53:22 PM
OP: :golfclap:

Everyone gets butthurt once in a while, but REAL muffukas should have the common sense to realize how much of an asshole they are and get over it.

I guess my point is that freedom of speech is over rated, and I think a theocracy would solve that problem.

You're taking the piss, right?

I've never heard that expression before...
But if you mean am I joking, then yes. So much yes.

It's an english term.  England english, I mean.

I don't know if you noticed, but it flopped a bit.

Eh. They can't all be winners.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
----------------------
Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

AFK

Don't let it get you down bub.  Everyone misfires every now and again. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

Oysters youve never seen snatch starring brad pitt and a bunch of people famous in britain? You should get on that right now.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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AFK

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 11, 2012, 10:38:21 PM
Oysters youve never seen a snatch starring at brad pitt and a bunch of people famous in britain? You should get on that right now.

How I read it which is much funnier. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Axl Rose is the King of Butthurt.  He just sent a letter to the RnR Hall of Fame informing them he refuses to be inducted and will not attend the ceremony.  But, it doesn't stop there, in his letter he DEMANDS that he not be mentioned by name, nor even by implication, when they induct GnR.  Dude has been hanging on to THAT butthurt since 1993. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

Dudes useless. Id say it was his ego except that his ego seems to be more of a symptom.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Oysters Rockefeller

Quote from: What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2012, 12:20:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 11, 2012, 10:38:21 PM
Oysters youve never seen a snatch starring at brad pitt and a bunch of people famous in britain? You should get on that right now.

How I read it which is much funnier.

Ha!

Also, I'll look it up.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
----------------------
I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
----------------------
Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

AFK

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 12, 2012, 12:50:15 PM
Dudes useless. Id say it was his ego except that his ego seems to be more of a symptom.

The Police managed to get together to accept their induction even though they all still seem to pretty much hate each other.

Roger Waters and David Gilmour managed to share a stage for 20 minutes a couple of years ago for Live 8 or whatever that was called.

Even Metallica and Dave Mustaine managed to put shit behind them and share a stage for a performance.

I don't know why he can't just suck it up for what will amount to maybe 30 minutes out of his life.  Does he really hate Slash that much? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 12, 2012, 12:50:15 PM
Dudes useless. Id say it was his ego except that his ego seems to be more of a symptom.

The Police managed to get together to accept their induction even though they all still seem to pretty much hate each other.

Roger Waters and David Gilmour managed to share a stage for 20 minutes a couple of years ago for Live 8 or whatever that was called.

Even Metallica and Dave Mustaine managed to put shit behind them and share a stage for a performance.

I don't know why he can't just suck it up for what will amount to maybe 30 minutes out of his life.  Does he really hate Slash that much?

No, he's too fat.  Needs the whole stage.
Molon Lube