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Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!

Started by Oysters Rockefeller, April 17, 2012, 09:59:30 PM

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Freeky


Nephew Twiddleton

Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"
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Freeky

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"

BLAM!

Also I think Cainad is 22.  I'm actually 24, but I haven't been a non-sequitar spouting twerp since I was 18.

Nephew Twiddleton

Cainad also has a pipe and mutton chops so hes more like a twenty something circa 1875
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Freeky

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:28:43 PM
Cainad also has a pipe and mutton chops so hes more like a twenty something circa 1875
:lulz:

Oysters Rockefeller

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 18, 2012, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"

BLAM!

Also I think Cainad is 22.  I'm actually 24, but I haven't been a non-sequitar spouting twerp since I was 18.

That seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 03:08:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 18, 2012, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"

BLAM!

Also I think Cainad is 22.  I'm actually 24, but I haven't been a non-sequitar spouting twerp since I was 18.

That seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>
did you just correct a spelling mistake with another spelling mistake?   :lol:

also, i've found that the most expedient way of dealing with the situation in this forum when you have apparently ruint evarthing is usually to simply apologize for ruint evarthing and never speak of it again, regardless of how you actually feel about the matter.
unless it's roger, in which case you should duel him to your death.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 03:08:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 18, 2012, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"

BLAM!

Also I think Cainad is 22.  I'm actually 24, but I haven't been a non-sequitar spouting twerp since I was 18.

That seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>

Hey man. I was a retard at 22, and I fully admit it. I'm a 30 year old retard. We can't all have mutton chops. Like I said, you show promise. And I'm flattered that I'm apparently some sort of barometer.

Twid,
can be judgmental at 30 because he was there with the non-sequiturs as well.
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Elder Iptuous

And some of us can grow chops and still be retards...  :|

Freeky

Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 05:06:41 AM
And some of us can grow chops and still be retards...  :|

Yeah, but your old beard put Jesus's beard to shame.

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Oysters Rockefeller

Ah, I wasn't trying to correct a spelling mistake. Non-sequitur is just a hard word.

But fair enough. My bad for messin' shit up for people, whoever they are. At no point was I made aware of my actions, previous to this thread. It wasn't me being a dick, just me being ignorant.

'Nuff said on the subject from me.

Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 05:57:28 AM
Ah, I wasn't trying to correct a spelling mistake. Non-sequitur is just a hard word.

But fair enough. My bad for messin' shit up for people, whoever they are. At no point was I made aware of my actions, previous to this thread. It wasn't me being a dick, just me being ignorant.

'Nuff said on the subject from me.

All good on my end. You can Seinfeld up my threads per your Doktor's orders.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Triple Zero

Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 03:08:00 AMThat seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>

Sure thing I make non-sequiteria all the time and I totally get away with it!

For instance: bishop bishop bishop bishop bishop bishop spade

It's just that we completely arbitrarily yet unanimously decided that YOU can't.

And that's final. Just the way it is.

When I came here, they decided I was forbidden from writing epic poetry on the subject of fictional battles in Almere in the 15th century. I was devastated, because it was all I knew.

So really stop complaining because poor poor you can't talk about something that doesn't even make sense. You can't possibly imagine the great loss, the gaping bleeding wound they tore from my heart by denying me my poetic callings. Sure, it wasn't very good epic poetry, but if a retarded kid comes at you with a soggy drooled over piece of paper with some crayon scribblings on it are YOU going to lie to him and say it's pretty?




Also, the only well-rounded individual we got here, is Hirley0. And he would never dare to utter a non-sequitur. Like a swarm of nanobots.
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