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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:23:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.

Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.

I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.

I want my Rhizome back. :(

Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.

*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*

Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.

I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.

I just miss Rhiz, man.

I just miss Rhiz.

In other words, I only know what I know.

And I wish you could trust me, since your countrymen and countrywomen do.

But if you don't want me to know your name man... Eh.

You already know mine.

I just happen to like Rhiz. :shrug:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:23:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.

Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.

I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.

I want my Rhizome back. :(

Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.

*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*

Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.

I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.

I just miss Rhiz, man.

I just miss Rhiz.

I think what you mean is I am a HELLUVA gut from Canada.

Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes.  You're welcome.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

#62
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:28:07 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:23:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.

Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.

I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.

I want my Rhizome back. :(

Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.

*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*

Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.

I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.

I just miss Rhiz, man.

I just miss Rhiz.

In other words, I only know what I know.

And I wish you could trust me, since your countrymen and countrywomen do.

But if you don't want me to know your name man... Eh.

You already know mine.

I just happen to like Rhiz. :shrug:

Where the christ did you guys find this clown?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Freeky

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 06:24:44 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:15:45 AM
May I request a recipe for this "poutines"?

Sure thing!

take some good french fries (not too thin - shoestring fries don't work too well), throw a handful of good fresh cheese curds on them while they're still piping hot, and cover that whole bad mutha with some good thick beef gravy. Procure one fork, a stack of napkins, and a pair of Depends for when you inevitably shit yourself with culinary glee.

Oh my Jesus fuck. :fap:

Juana

I remember Rhizome. I liked that gal.

24. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:29:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:23:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.

Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.

I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.

I want my Rhizome back. :(

Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.

*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*

Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.

I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.

I just miss Rhiz, man.

I just miss Rhiz.

I think what you mean is I am a HELLUVA gut from Canada.

Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes.  You're welcome.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:28:07 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:23:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.

Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.

I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.

I want my Rhizome back. :(

Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.

*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*

Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.

I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.

I just miss Rhiz, man.

I just miss Rhiz.

In other words, I only know what I know.

And I wish you could trust me, since your countrymen and countrywomen do.

But if you don't want me to know your name man... Eh.

You already know mine.

I just happen to like Rhiz. :shrug:

I AM:
k e v i n  b a r r y  m u l k e r r i n s
Born
6  a u g u s t 1 9 8 1

Meh.

Whatever man.

Youre Hoops. Who goddamn cares. Especially where I am named after a terrorist and say, fuck it. Give peace a chance.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 21, 2012, 06:33:16 AM
I remember Rhizome. I liked that gal.

24. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen


I miss Rhiz.

A lot.

A lot a lot.

Also sorry Hoops I felt like being a douche.

Sometimes you have to.

You're a good bloke and I want to spend time with you.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

My name is Rex, I'm a Canadian.  Are you drunk?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Freeky


hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:39:03 AM
My name is Rex, I'm a Canadian.  Are you drunk?

I would make a joke about my Irishness right now, but, eh. I already knew what your name was.

We all know each other's names.

This is probably the first time that you and I have addressed each other directly (more is the pity. I respect you a lot)

And yes. Yes I am drunk.

But I am coherent.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS


hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman