ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

CAMPAIGN UPDATE

The self-confessed lizard person TGRR has fallen for my clever ruse and released the second half of the joke to me.

VOTE QGP: TWO JOKES ARE BETTER THAN ONE

I had anticipated exactly this sort of treachery, of course.

Really, if you didn't respect me enough to see this coming, I can't imagine why you would have made the offer in the first place.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

CAMPAIGN UPDATE

The self-confessed lizard person TGRR has fallen for my clever ruse and released the second half of the joke to me.

VOTE QGP: TWO JOKES ARE BETTER THAN ONE

I had anticipated exactly this sort of treachery, of course.

Really, if you didn't respect me enough to see this coming, I can't imagine why you would have made the offer in the first place.

Yes, so in all fairness, I have to warn you that the second half of the joke that you were fed isn't really going to do you any good, because I totally lied about the first half of the joke not being already presented.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

Which makes you an accessory before the fact. An accomplice, even. Don't mind the sirens outside, it's already too late to burn the evidence.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

Which makes you an accessory before the fact. An accomplice, even. Don't mind the sirens outside, it's already too late to burn the evidence.

I have diplomatic immunity, on account of being Mexico.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

Which makes you an accessory before the fact. An accomplice, even. Don't mind the sirens outside, it's already too late to burn the evidence.

I have diplomatic immunity, on account of being Mexico.

You're not Mexico, you already dropped out of the running three times.

[Junkenstein]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

Which makes you an accessory before the fact. An accomplice, even. Don't mind the sirens outside, it's already too late to burn the evidence.

I have diplomatic immunity, on account of being Mexico.

THIS IS YET TO BE DETERMINED.

POPULARITY DOES NOT MAKE A MEXICO. LOOK AT EOC. LOOK AT HIM. IS THAT MEXICO?

NO.


VOTE CORRECTLY CITIZENS!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

Which makes you an accessory before the fact. An accomplice, even. Don't mind the sirens outside, it's already too late to burn the evidence.

I have diplomatic immunity, on account of being Mexico.

You're not Mexico, you already dropped out of the running three times.

I do not need to "run", as I am in fact the One True Mexico.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

Which makes you an accessory before the fact. An accomplice, even. Don't mind the sirens outside, it's already too late to burn the evidence.

I have diplomatic immunity, on account of being Mexico.

You're not Mexico, you already dropped out of the running three times.

I do not need to "run", as I am in fact the One True Mexico.

You sure about that?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

Which makes you an accessory before the fact. An accomplice, even. Don't mind the sirens outside, it's already too late to burn the evidence.

I have diplomatic immunity, on account of being Mexico.

You're not Mexico, you already dropped out of the running three times.

I do not need to "run", as I am in fact the One True Mexico.

You sure about that?

I am.  Huitzilopochtli assures me of this, and I pay him his due.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

Which makes you an accessory before the fact. An accomplice, even. Don't mind the sirens outside, it's already too late to burn the evidence.

I have diplomatic immunity, on account of being Mexico.

You're not Mexico, you already dropped out of the running three times.

I do not need to "run", as I am in fact the One True Mexico.

You sure about that?

I am.  Huitzilopochtli assures me of this, and I pay him his due.

The votes say something different, sir 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What you are instead holding is a dangerous & illegal punchline, and I have already notified the authorities, you terrorist swine.

Which makes you an accessory before the fact. An accomplice, even. Don't mind the sirens outside, it's already too late to burn the evidence.

I have diplomatic immunity, on account of being Mexico.

You're not Mexico, you already dropped out of the running three times.

I do not need to "run", as I am in fact the One True Mexico.

You sure about that?

I am.  Huitzilopochtli assures me of this, and I pay him his due.

The votes say something different, sir 

That has happened ever since Junkenstien started this farce of an election.

Enjoy your "victory".  The Mexica gods will have the last laugh.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Once the issue of who the true Mexico is has been settled, I would like the answer to the question of whether crunchy tacos are authentically Mexican.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Once the issue of who the true Mexico is has been settled, I would like the answer to the question of whether crunchy tacos are authentically Mexican.

I'd love to help you with that, but the modern gringo view of Mexico seems to be more about tentacles.

QG, this one's all yours.  As is the second half of the joke, though I suggest you not try using that squib I handed you yesterday.