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EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.

Started by Chef, February 08, 2005, 11:25:10 PM

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Chef

MOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Horab Fibslager

hey i onyl care about the ppl i care about.

the eminem trip is already been done better roger.
Hell is other people.

Chef

Quote from: horab the impalerhey i onyl care about the ppl i care about.

the eminem trip is already been done better roger.

IF I WAS TRYING TO BE EMINEM, I'D BE WEARING A HOODIE.

AND, NO, YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT EVEN THOSE PEOPLE.

CHEF D,
DOESN'T WEAR HOODIES.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Shit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Chef

Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Cain

Quote from: ChefEVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.

Little Chefs are those roadside places where long distance drivers stop for rest and snacks.  I have one of those in me? :shock:  I wondered about the stomach pain....

Horab Fibslager

i may be selfish, but you really oughtn't udnerestimate my capacity to care for people i care about, to the veryign degrees i care about them, without knowing me that well. i mean you do know me from an internet board right?



my recomendation: smoke joint drink a 40 or two, but whatever you do, don't touch that whine...

w0rds of wisdom from teh ez e.
Hell is other people.

Chef

Quote from: horab the impaleri may be selfish, but you really oughtn't udnerestimate my capacity to care for people i care about, to the veryign degrees i care about them, without knowing me that well. i mean you do know me from an internet board right?



my recomendation: smoke joint drink a 40 or two, but whatever you do, don't touch that whine...

w0rds of wisdom from teh ez e.

HUMANS ARE ALL THE SAME.  WHY DO YOU LIE?
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: ChefEVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.

Little Chefs are those roadside places where long distance drivers stop for rest and snacks.  I have one of those in me? :shock:  I wondered about the stomach pain....
I think mine is actaully a little Chef-Boy-oh-Boy, but I have still have stomache pain so, wtf :roll:

Chef

Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.
Hell is other people.

agent compassion

:roll:  :lol:

I don't call mine "Little Chef" but thank you for the suggestion. ;)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Chef

Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.



WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.



WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?
Hell is other people.