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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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zenji

#75
January 28, 2003, 04:21:52 PM
Pungent, gaseous,
Wafting from posterior.
Only smell your own!

Next topic.............watches.
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Poib

#76
January 28, 2003, 07:53:47 PM
saw strapping young lad,
i am now beaten to shit,
found watch on the floor.

next topic......lifeguards

phantom pope

#77
January 29, 2003, 03:05:29 PM
GW Bush have/needs plenty,
beware you of the shark at the beach,
are specialized for the next 1 minute and know what exactly is to do

next topic .... dentists

phantom pope (fish is risk)

Mushlette

#78
January 29, 2003, 07:00:18 PM
Two rotten toofies,
novocaine, pliers are
ah! relief at last.

Sucks! Ack. You shouldn't have read it.

Next topic: aspic.
- Mushlette!!!!!
High POEE Priestette, Popey Pants Cabal
Hail yes.
Elsewise, among the coneheads:
The Administratrix
GOBLINBOX.COM

Poib

#79
February 01, 2003, 07:57:06 AM
what the fuck is it?
The true aspic mystery!!!
just what does that mean?

next topic, punk music(written negatively)

phantom pope

#80
February 01, 2003, 10:28:54 AM
punk is just like funk,
rank: dirty and muddy,
blank from da scratch!

next topic .... ants

phantom pope (rock lock)

zenji

#81
February 04, 2003, 03:54:07 PM
With Formic Acid.
Don't let ants get in your pants!
They're Mostly Harmless!



next topic.......birds. :P
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Velvet Jesus

#82
February 04, 2003, 04:26:25 PM
Silent, wingless flight.
Two oragami pigeons
come fluttering down.  

Next topic:  cheesecake   :P
"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

zenji

#83
February 04, 2003, 06:17:09 PM
So naked of breast,
Strikes a questionable pose.
With a cheesy grin!




next topic.......Planets. :P
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Velvet Jesus

#84
February 04, 2003, 07:48:39 PM
Hole in the night sky
glowing like a second sun
Earth's sister planet.  

Next topic:  earthquakes
"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

Spoon E. Gee

#85
February 04, 2003, 07:58:22 PM
Get in the doorway!
I am so scared, please hold me!
We're all going to die!!!!

next topic:  Tornadoes  (we should do a whole series of natural disaster ones... heh)
damn my sig is still out of date....

phantom pope

#86
February 04, 2003, 09:10:23 PM
spiral wind
enormous power
better go s0mewhere else

next topic ..... x-rays

phantom pope (lay gay tray)

Lord Trout

#87
February 05, 2003, 02:33:37 AM
A powerful ray,
Makes the fertile, infertile!
Aim not at my nuts!

Next topic: Hurricane (back to natural disasters!)
Well, shit.

phantom pope

#88
February 05, 2003, 10:37:33 PM
on the water i can dance my tribes
hurricane is a synonym for tornados
like blizzards are ice-hurricanes

next topic ..... tsunami (back to da root)

phantom pope (boot my root)

Poib

#89
February 05, 2003, 11:42:09 PM
fucking rainy day. :roll:
its a bit more windy now....... :?
OH FUCK, TSUNAMI!!!! :shock:

next topic.....The dirt ring in the bathtub
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