The Haiku Game

[East Coast Hustle]

Prodigy is weak shit...

Orbital would fucking anybody.

Halcyon & On & On is the only song that has literally saved my life.

I have an idea...we're gonna reverse the haiku thread...instead of writing one based on the last poster's topic, and leaving a topic for hte next poster, waht we should do now is write one and leave it to the next poster to guess what the previous haiku was about, sort of like that Johhny Carson skit where he's the psychic...

I'll start:

You're giving them WHAT?
Did you forget that we still have
our nukes aimed at you?

[agent compassion]

Oooh, is it about Russia?

That's actually a good idea, as if writing haiku on the fly wasn't tricky enough, now we can play "psychic haiku!"

Look at my sticker
And don't you ask me for cash
Now where's my seat, bitch?

[East Coast Hustle]

I like how you make it sound like a good idea from me is something rare and wonderful...

yes, Russia...yours is about riding public transit with a stolen bus pass...

smooth hairless bodies
pressed up against me in the night
totally innocent!

[Horab Fibslager]

next: I'm ashamed that AgComp thought that Prodigy was worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as Orbital...

I was hoping someone would write a haiku in which Prodigy got completely and utterly pwned by Orbital...*shrugs* oh well... One good Prodigy song does not redeem them from all the crap they've written, and the fact that Orbital did the DW theme *and* collaborated with David Gray makes them teh win in my book....

you don't consider that pwnage?

/soem people wouldn't know w00t! if it headshotted them in teh face...  

[agent compassion]

I like how you make it sound like a good idea from me is something rare and wonderful...

yes, Russia...yours is about riding public transit with a stolen bus pass...

   I talk to everyone like that, so don't take it personal.

And my pass ain't stolen! The uni gave it to me, but it's in sticker form on my student ID. Nyeah.

you don't consider that pwnage?

I meant haiku-pwnage, silly.  :P

[Horab Fibslager]

I like how you make it sound like a good idea from me is something rare and wonderful...

yes, Russia...yours is about riding public transit with a stolen bus pass...

   I talk to everyone like that, so don't take it personal.

And my pass ain't stolen! The uni gave it to me, but it's in sticker form on my student ID. Nyeah.

you don't consider that pwnage?

I meant haiku-pwnage, silly.  :P

are you kidding me? that's closest i've coem to ahaijku inside or outside  ofthis thread.

[agent compassion]

smooth hairless bodies
pressed up against me in the night
totally innocent!

So round, so shiny
And full of so much power
This thick metal tube...

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

O_O
i'll say its a metal pipe

nuns are a secret
society that spends their
days worshiping you


um...that was weird

[East Coast Hustle]

wow, you made that difficult...I'm guessing it's about Colin Powell's secret pegging affair with Condoleeza Rice...

everyone used to like me
then I became a raging fucktard who decided that my idea of fun was being an asshole and trying to fuck people over
shoulda stuck to ranting

[DJRubberducky]

I know!  I know!

It's "a mirror"!

Okay, my turn:

Super Bowl Sunday
The Academy Awards
Christmas and Easter

[agent compassion]

wow, you made that difficult...I'm guessing it's about Colin Powell's secret pegging affair with Condoleeza Rice...

Now that's what I'm talking about! Wrong though. I was talking about a battery, haha.

As for the duck:

THINGS I CAN TOTALLY LIVE WITHOUT!  

[DJRubberducky]

I was thinking "overhyped and overfunded wastes of time", so yeah, you got it.

[East Coast Hustle]

sorta like medicare...

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

to good-bye dirty
black gas exhausting from your
buttocks, drink green tea


answer:
 home remedies

[Hoshiko]

Yeah, if you actually have black gas, I think you'll need more than green tea to help you  :P


I swear, it wasn't
me! That 3 to 4 feet made
me kill my mailman!

Answer: My weather alibi