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Started by Demonica, Oracle of Doom, September 23, 2003, 06:18:17 PM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#165
March 16, 2005, 09:03:29 AM
Man, why do you guys hate America and all the sex, drugs, and rocknroll? Huh?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#166
April 05, 2005, 12:20:52 AM
http://www.rednova.com/news/display/?id=126649

Device tells future

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCMan, why do you guys hate America and all the sex, drugs, and rocknroll? Huh?

really!!!

 
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"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Bob the Mediocre

#167
April 06, 2005, 01:08:03 AM
Quote from: Demonica, Oracle of Doomhttp://www.rednova.com/news/display/?id=126649

Device tells future

Halfway through, I thouhgt "April Fools." Then I looked at the date. Seriously weird
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Bella

#168
April 06, 2005, 01:24:18 AM
Strange. :shock:  Hope it doesn't put us out of business, Demonica.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Great Teacher Largo

#169
April 06, 2005, 02:09:54 AM
This about the box that detects fluctations in power grids that signal massive events?

Or is this the one about that fluctuations in the power grid changing the distribution of psuedo random numbers on a computer that coincide with the times of major events?
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"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

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Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#170
April 06, 2005, 09:47:34 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomStrange. :shock:  Hope it doesn't put us out of business, Demonica.

I don't think it will. You guys have mad skillz.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

#171
April 06, 2005, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomStrange. :shock:  Hope it doesn't put us out of business, Demonica.

::suddenly wonders about how to re-write "The Ballad of John Henry" using Tarot readers::

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#172
April 07, 2005, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomStrange. :shock:  Hope it doesn't put us out of business, Demonica.

We'll have to buy one for our readings and write it off as a
tax deduction.  Our jobs just got a whole lot easier!

:D

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Bella

#174
April 18, 2005, 11:02:06 PM
Here's one for gnimbley. I heard on the radio today that a local woman was awakened by a burglar. He was on the roof and working his way towards an open upstairs window. Still in her jammies, the woman went outside into her yard and grabbed the first weapon that came to hand.....which just happened to be......da da da..... a garden gnome. She hurled the gnome, which struck the burglar in the head and rendered him unconscious. The woman then went back inside, called 911 and grabbed her rolling pin and digital camera. Thus armed, she climbed onto the roof, took photos of the invader, bonked him on the head with the rolling pin when he started to wake up, and stood guard until the police arrived and carted the burglar off to the hospital and then to jail.

Gawd, I hope they print some of the photos in the local paper. If they do, I'll post them here.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

gnimbley

#175
April 18, 2005, 11:46:51 PM
ph3ar the gnome!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#176
April 19, 2005, 08:50:55 AM
Quote from: gnimbleyph3ar the gnome!

Y'all R pretty ph34rs0m3.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Kallisti

#177
April 19, 2005, 06:59:01 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyph3ar the gnome!
And women with rolling pins, keep that in mind.

It was also brilliant to take a picture.  It would have been his word against hers, and criminals come up with the weirdest stories, similar to the stories around here, now that I think about it.

East Coast Hustle

#178
April 19, 2005, 08:35:39 PM
that's because we're all criminals.

something you should know about, miss thief.
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agent compassion

#179
April 19, 2005, 08:54:05 PM
That's a good story. The headline as it appeared in some papers was even better: "Woman beats off burglar with gnome"

:lol:

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