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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Clawtilda the Depraved

#1485
March 03, 2005, 02:55:31 AM
Red and glorious
Squashing flat pedestrians
Eat my dust, loser.
Clawtilda the Depraved has spoken!  Er, typed.

Hoshiko

#1486
March 04, 2005, 09:01:31 AM
Overzealous fire engine?

My hand stuck tight; had
to grab that last carrot piece
No, don't flip the switch!
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Horab Fibslager

#1487
March 04, 2005, 02:05:35 PM
i'm stuck between razor sharp sex toys and disposal thingamagig in your sink.


there is no haiku
i have to take a poo
some call it voodoo
Hell is other people.

-->Eris<--

#1488
March 06, 2005, 07:48:56 PM
Ooh, ooh! Is it "horab is stoned again?"
:wink:  :P

Pictures everywhere
A bottle of glue, not sniffed
Empty frame waiting.

8)
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Strings

#1489
March 07, 2005, 03:12:48 AM
QuoteMy hand stuck tight; had
to grab that last carrot piece
No, don't flip the switch

Emm a guy on the electric chair who wasnt allowed to finish his last meal?

QuotePictures everywhere
A bottle of glue, not sniffed
Empty frame waiting.

A crazed monk who was given a digital camera for christmas..

Nice little eye where
did you put the shinies
Cant reach that
Selling signed first editions of the bible on Ebay! PM for prices!

There was a crooked man. Who walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked sixpence. Upon a crooked smile. He had a crooked cat. Who caught a crooked mouse. And they all lived happily together, till he fell off his yacht.

agent compassion

#1490
March 07, 2005, 05:00:40 AM
Quote from: Nippler of MenPictures everywhere
A bottle of glue, not sniffed
Empty frame waiting.

Is it model airplanes?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Horab Fibslager

#1491
March 07, 2005, 05:27:07 AM
whoah man
i'm stoned man
this ain't no m0f0xrin haiku man!

-->eris<--'s is potential collage.
Hell is other people.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1492
March 07, 2005, 03:57:15 PM
monkey balanced on a table reading harry potter backwards?

five five five five five
wow i just said five five times
my brain does not work

Weselina

#1493
March 15, 2005, 01:00:08 PM
-genius....genius....
Am I genius??!!
- No, you're not!!!
always look on the bright side of life...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1494
March 16, 2005, 09:04:09 AM
Damn!
Here I sit broken hearted.
I came to shit but only farted.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Open Bar

#1495
March 22, 2005, 07:47:31 PM
amber nectar pours
twsting smoke stings my sad eyes
an unsettled tab

Chef, kitchen oracle

#1496
March 25, 2005, 05:00:50 AM
WHO BE DA ONE DAT FUCKED DIS THREAD, WTF?  OH, IT BE DAT STUPID OPIE WIF DA BIG MOUF.

BAGGIE FO YO TEEF
LEAVE SHIT ALONE DONT BE YOURS
BACK TO HAIKU THREAD

NEXT:  WHY DO DA OPIES TEST

Great Teacher Largo

#1497
March 25, 2005, 05:04:50 AM
Why do Opies Test?
Chef can never get a rest
His life is so sad.

Next:  Why does Chef make puppies cry?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

CORNHOLIO

#1498
March 30, 2005, 05:17:47 AM
haikus are so cool
I AM THE CORNHOLIO
give me some nachos

next:  cappucino
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!

MadMa gentLemon

#1499
March 30, 2005, 09:01:48 AM
At last, a starbucks
down the street from a starbucks!
Mmm.. Cappuchino..

Next: Mannakins*



*too lazy for spellcheck
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Metal Thrashing Madness
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::proud to be fingercuffed to Malaul::

Thoughts come and go. But memories are what you remember.



The Shotgun of Mild Reason
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