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#1050
May 31, 2005, 07:54:48 PM
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Should I be worried that my GF is turned on by horror movies, Zombie movies in particular?
Dear LMNO,

No, nu-uh, not at all. She sounds like a lovely woman to me.  :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#1051
May 31, 2005, 08:05:08 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Should I be worried that my GF is turned on by horror movies, Zombie movies in particular?
Dear LMNO,

No, nu-uh, not at all. She sounds like a lovely woman to me.  :twisted:

Well, that's a relief.

The Open Bar

#1052
May 31, 2005, 10:08:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Should I be worried that my GF is turned on by horror movies, Zombie movies in particular?
Dear LMNO,

No, nu-uh, not at all. She sounds like a lovely woman to me.  :twisted:

Well, that's a relief.

Dear Bella,

Should I be worried that I am turned on by the fact that LMNO's girlfriend is turned on by horror movies?

O.B.

Zurtok Khan

#1053
May 31, 2005, 10:32:59 PM
Quote from: The Open Bar
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Should I be worried that my GF is turned on by horror movies, Zombie movies in particular?
Dear LMNO,

No, nu-uh, not at all. She sounds like a lovely woman to me.  :twisted:

Well, that's a relief.

Dear Bella,

Should I be worried that I am turned on by the fact that LMNO's girlfriend is turned on by horror movies?

O.B.

Oh, good...so I'm not the only one who thought that was sexy in a strange perverted fashion?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Bella

#1054
May 31, 2005, 10:40:48 PM
Nope, I would bet money that most of the guys on this forum will find themselves turned on by that.
And will also discover that they're jealous of LMNO for having a girlfriend who's turned on by horror movies.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#1055
May 31, 2005, 10:43:41 PM
Yuh-huh!
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

Zurtok Khan

#1056
June 01, 2005, 08:37:30 AM
Bella,

After having considered the fact that I'm turned on by Zombie-movie-loving/turned-on-by-zombie-movie chicks, and the fact that YOU make Zombies...is it weird that I'm now attracted to you, even though you're old enough to be my mother?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

LMNO

#1057
June 01, 2005, 02:10:27 PM
Zurtok,

No, because, most of us here are attracted to Bella.



Even the gay guys.

And a lot of the straight women.

Excepting blood relations, of course.

Of course.

Bella

#1058
June 01, 2005, 07:59:57 PM
:oops:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#1059
June 01, 2005, 08:03:59 PM
Quote from: LMNOZurtok,

No, because, most of us here are attracted to Bella.



Even the gay guys.

And a lot of the straight women.

Excepting blood relations, of course.

Of course.

Duh.

Bella is teh HAWT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

#1060
June 01, 2005, 08:08:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOZurtok,

No, because, most of us here are attracted to Bella.



Even the gay guys.

And a lot of the straight women.

Excepting blood relations, of course.

Of course.

Duh.

Bella is teh HAWT.

So, you're saying that even as a Discordian Incest isn't Best?  How sad.

INCEST IS ALWAYS BEST

(Rapes LMNO, seeing as he's my son)
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

LMNO

#1061
June 01, 2005, 08:12:25 PM
You must be new here, and missed my love affair with Autoerotic Asphixiation...

Otherwise, you would have never opened this door...






But out of respect for DS, I shall abstain from taking this in the direction it so wants to go.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1062
June 01, 2005, 08:22:11 PM
Quote from: LMNOYou must be new here, and missed my love affair with Autoerotic Asphixiation...

Otherwise, you would have never opened this door...






But out of respect for DS, I shall abstain from taking this in the direction it so wants to go.

It's shiny!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1063
June 01, 2005, 08:25:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOYou must be new here, and missed my love affair with Autoerotic Asphixiation...

Otherwise, you would have never opened this door...






But out of respect for DS, I shall abstain from taking this in the direction it so wants to go.

It's shiny!

...and Ghost Written by the Marquis.  Sorry, no go.  I made a promise.

Zurtok Khan

#1064
June 01, 2005, 11:29:11 PM
What if I can get DS to consent to allowing you to take it that far?

Hrrrrm.

*rapes LMNO with a cucumber*
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain
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