The Haiku Game

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

kumquats are our friends
when they come to our house, whore!
they make good bath toys

next:  rubber ducks are cooler then ninjas and pirates

[Iron Sulfide]

i am a ninja
i am also a pirate
with ducky jammies

Next Topic: Fjord!

[the other anonymous]

A long and narrow
arm of the sea running be-
tween high, rocky cliffs

Wow, my dictionary's definition is a haiku! MY THRONE HAS BEEN REPOSSESSED!

Now I pay my fines:

There is no future
No greener pasture awaits
Woe, I'm not emo!

Next Topic: LMNO-PI's next update.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

when will there be a
new LMNO-PI
we are all waiting

next:  are we all writing more of his story than LMNO is  

[Iron Sulfide]

All write the story
i write someone's, you write his
he writes mine as well

Next Topic: where the sidewalk ends, turns into a fractal, does a double backwards sommersault and lands on it's firmamnet again.

[the other anonymous]

where the sidewalk ends
turns into a fractal, does
a double backwards

sommersault and lands
on it's firmamnet again.
Wow, complex topic.

But, with some effort,
I believe I may be able
to out-do that one.

Next Topic: Einstein's Feild Equation

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

you bastard, those are
my dreams but you are welcome
to all my nightmares

next: how many of us use fractals in our avatars

[Iron Sulfide]

Mine is not Fractal
Per se, But it does Shimmer
warped a claddagh gif

E equals M C
a square by any other
name is still a square

[so was einstein]

Next Topic: i'm a little teapot

[the other anonymous]

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout, mutha fucka!
Represent Pittsburgh!

(... I guess that means I'm the kettle...)

Next Topic: I'm so white, I drove Dave Chappelle insane!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

i am so white I
reflect a lot of light and
dave chappelle went blind

which drove him insane
it went right through his brain and
he was nuttier

next: why is it called the dog days of summer?

[the other anonymous]

dog days of summer:
they make you sweat like a pig
Oink Woof Oink Woof Moo

Next Topic: plushophilia

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

I fucked my teddy
strategically placed hole
white squishy foam guts

Next Up:
Anachronistic summation of Jimmy Carter's 1977,Äì1981 term as a pole-dancer in down-town Washington.

[LMNO]

dog days of summer:
they make you sweat like a pig
Oink Woof Oink Woof Moo

Next Topic: plushophilia

Pigs don't sweat.

http://www.edhelper.com/AnimalReadingComprehension_109_1.html

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

dog days of summer:
they make you sweat like a pig
Oink Woof Oink Woof Moo

Next Topic: plushophilia

Pigs don't sweat.

http://www.edhelper.com/AnimalReadingComprehension_109_1.html

And you complain about me over explaining things    

[LMNO]

Somewhere in there was a King Missile reference, I suppose I was being too elusive.