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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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bob

#1845
August 08, 2005, 03:43:34 PM
dingling berries
so exquisite in taste
grow only in mind

next topic...the declining popularity of George W. Bush's handling of the war in Iraq
chop wood, carry water

Bella

#1846
August 08, 2005, 05:30:05 PM
nation despairs, loud
malignant morbid firstborn
disgracing us all

next up: snap crackle pop
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

DJRubberducky

#1847
August 08, 2005, 05:32:27 PM
Pop, pop, crackle, snap;
That's just climbing out of bed.
Getting older sucks!

Next up: avocados
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

unlike_someone

#1848
August 08, 2005, 05:55:32 PM
peel and cut it up
squish it good within a bowl
yum, phlegm coloured dip

---> next topic: fruit flies
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

Bella

#1849
August 08, 2005, 06:04:29 PM
harvesting gently
squishy, yearning fruity dreams
buzzing heartlessly

next: just killing time

hooplala

#1850
August 08, 2005, 06:08:58 PM
placing the stopwatch
under my hammer, and squish
one less timepiece lives


next topic: robot porn
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

bob

#1851
August 08, 2005, 10:25:57 PM
lube up my pistons
her carberator purrrrrs
machinegasm

next topic... peeing your pants in public
chop wood, carry water

Bella

#1852
August 09, 2005, 04:27:49 AM
droplets fizzle ooze
bumble tumble, spread
old stains reappear


next topic: it takes what it takes
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#1853
August 09, 2005, 04:30:33 AM
Trolling like a fiend,
A moral imperative,
I gotta be me.

Next topic:  Dumb ass blog threads.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Guest

#1854
August 09, 2005, 04:39:13 AM
Rapacious clown writes
Humbly, while lewd bullies taunt
Then shrugs, uncaring

Next: Three ring circus
Boo!

Dress up a monkey in Armani, he may seem precocious and cute.
Despite all that primpin', you still got a chimp in a suit.

Buy him a castle, he'll still be an asshole, and nothing you do will change that-
He's still just a stinky little minkey in a dinky little suit and a cheap little hat!

Donkeyotay

#1855
August 09, 2005, 04:55:28 AM
In the Bizzaro Beat
Circus Donkey played the bass
while Jesus ranted

Next topic: Da Bears

Guest

#1856
August 09, 2005, 05:04:22 AM
Da three Bears snooze, dumb
blonde wishing some hot porridge
appears, pwns them


Next: vicks vapor rub
Boo!

Dress up a monkey in Armani, he may seem precocious and cute.
Despite all that primpin', you still got a chimp in a suit.

Buy him a castle, he'll still be an asshole, and nothing you do will change that-
He's still just a stinky little minkey in a dinky little suit and a cheap little hat!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#1857
August 09, 2005, 06:30:27 AM
VICS VAPOR RUB
RUB ON MY
TUMMY TUM TUM
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

the other anonymous

#1858
August 09, 2005, 07:26:55 AM
Due to the lack of a topic, I'll repeat the old topic:

Rub some on my chest,
Inhale my minty-fresh boobs.
Kinda like nurse porn.

Next Topic: The Daily Show

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#1859
August 09, 2005, 09:00:00 AM
MR JON JON
MAKES ME GIGGLE
CAUSING MY TUMMY TO JIGGLE

NEXT TOPIC: SWOLLEN PROSTATE
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!
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