Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Enrico Salazar]

Is ok.  Vomitting is sexy.  Is second only to roofies in Salazore as a method of picking up.

Vomit does not seem to have same reputation in America.  Does nobody perform the Fountain Of Love here??

Shecky, you would know about that . . . Shecky, have you been drinking LMNO's hooch?  That's for guests!

[LMNO]

::sluuuurp::

[Enrico Salazar]

You want a feedbag instead of that straw LMNO?

(rimshot)

[LMNO]

I'll give you a fucking feedbag, you syphillis-ridden maggot.


::sluuurp::

[Enrico Salazar]

(a tear drips from Enrico's glass eye)

Sniffle-snork . . . is like he is festering from Enrico's own loins . . .

Enrico is so proud.

[Shecky D. Albino]

*groggily*

Whu... hey everybody.  Ya'll just get here?

[Enrico Salazar]

Yes.  See how Eldora is sitting beside you so quiet with the grey fugly parrot, and LMNO is barfing up Cap'n Crunch cereal, yes the show is just starting, faggot.

You look cute when you just wake up.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Flattery will get you everywhere, sir.

Where's the Scotch?

[Enrico Salazar]

James Doohan died you insensitive prick!

How dare you piss all over Scotty's grave!

[Shecky D. Albino]

All right then... Where's the rum?

Or did Harry Belafonte die too?

Fuck, what does a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?

[Enrico Salazar]

Belafonte is dead too?  No more bananas?

Is sad day, viewers.

Here, Shecky . . .

(pulls flask from fake compartment in heel of boot)

Have a sippy-sip.

You have plans for weekend, sidekick?

[LMNO]

::Sluuuuuuurrrrrrrrppppp::



::ppppp::



::ppppppppppp::




Yeah!  MORE FUCKING DRINKS, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Shecky D. Albino]

*takes a very large drink*

You're looking at it.

[Enrico Salazar]

Hehe.  Good boy.

Enrico is planning to go see smoochy movie, BrokeBack Mountain.  He hears it is delicious.

[Shecky D. Albino]

I hear it was originally called Stroke Cack Mountain, if ya know what I'm sayin...

*slaps Enrico on the back*

Weren't you a cowboy once?