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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Shecky D. Albino

#735
February 01, 2006, 09:22:15 PM
Anybody seen Enrico?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

hooplala

#736
February 01, 2006, 09:29:30 PM
He hasn't been on set ever since he got me to turn off the lights.

Hmmm . . .

*sits down in Enrico's spot*

So . . . who wants to chat?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shecky D. Albino

#737
February 01, 2006, 09:31:19 PM
Jesus, but yer a hard learner, Hoopla...
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

hooplala

#738
February 01, 2006, 09:34:28 PM
Enrico's missing, someone needs to carry on.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#739
February 01, 2006, 09:36:32 PM
(kicks Hoopla to the floor)

You are poor imitation, toe-jam.

Why you people keep letting him DO this??
Did someone say gorgeous?

hooplala

#740
February 01, 2006, 09:38:57 PM
CURSES!

*shakes angry fist*

I'll get you yet Salazar!!

*runs off quickly to avoid further beatings, and runs into wall*

OOF.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#741
February 01, 2006, 09:40:19 PM
(pulls out revolver)

(shoots at Hoopla's feet)

DANCE, FAGGOT, DANCE!
Did someone say gorgeous?

hooplala

#742
February 01, 2006, 09:41:09 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#743
February 01, 2006, 09:42:34 PM
HA!

Is good.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Toots

#744
February 01, 2006, 09:43:37 PM
::turns to corpse on OTHER side of her::

Look at that faggot dance!! Oh that Enrico.

::stands up and shouts::

I LOVE YOU ENRICO!!!

::faints next to charred corpse on the floor::
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Shecky D. Albino

#745
February 01, 2006, 09:44:25 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar(pulls out revolver)

(shoots at Hoopla's feet)

DANCE, FAGGOT, DANCE!

Hey, is that a pearl handled grip?

Nice.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#746
February 01, 2006, 09:46:11 PM
Yes.  It was Dr. Ruths.

Enrico met her on set of old Joan Rivers talk show.  The night time one.  That was set where Enrico talked her husband Edgar into killing himself.  

Really, was only logical thing to do.
Did someone say gorgeous?

hooplala

#747
February 01, 2006, 09:47:29 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shecky D. Albino

#748
February 01, 2006, 09:49:48 PM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarYes.  It was Dr. Ruths.

Enrico met her on set of old Joan Rivers talk show.  The night time one.  That was set where Enrico talked her husband Edgar into killing himself.  

Really, was only logical thing to do.

Man, just watchin that show was enough to make me want to top myself. :?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

hooplala

#749
February 01, 2006, 09:52:52 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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