Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Shecky D. Albino]

Anybody seen Enrico?

[hooplala]

He hasn't been on set ever since he got me to turn off the lights.

Hmmm . . .

*sits down in Enrico's spot*

So . . . who wants to chat?

[Shecky D. Albino]

Jesus, but yer a hard learner, Hoopla...

[hooplala]

Enrico's missing, someone needs to carry on.

[Enrico Salazar]

(kicks Hoopla to the floor)

You are poor imitation, toe-jam.

Why you people keep letting him DO this??

[hooplala]

CURSES!

*shakes angry fist*

I'll get you yet Salazar!!

*runs off quickly to avoid further beatings, and runs into wall*

OOF.

[Enrico Salazar]

(pulls out revolver)

(shoots at Hoopla's feet)

DANCE, FAGGOT, DANCE!

[hooplala]

[Enrico Salazar]

HA!

Is good.

[Toots]

::turns to corpse on OTHER side of her::

Look at that faggot dance!! Oh that Enrico.

::stands up and shouts::

I LOVE YOU ENRICO!!!

::faints next to charred corpse on the floor::

[Shecky D. Albino]

(pulls out revolver)

(shoots at Hoopla's feet)

DANCE, FAGGOT, DANCE!

Hey, is that a pearl handled grip?

Nice.

[Enrico Salazar]

Yes.  It was Dr. Ruths.

Enrico met her on set of old Joan Rivers talk show.  The night time one.  That was set where Enrico talked her husband Edgar into killing himself.  

Really, was only logical thing to do.

[hooplala]

[Shecky D. Albino]

Yes.  It was Dr. Ruths.

Enrico met her on set of old Joan Rivers talk show.  The night time one.  That was set where Enrico talked her husband Edgar into killing himself.  

Really, was only logical thing to do.

Man, just watchin that show was enough to make me want to top myself.

[hooplala]