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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Shecky D. Albino

#795
February 07, 2006, 06:42:23 PM
Does this mean I'm treasurer?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#796
February 07, 2006, 06:45:23 PM
Treasurer of Enrico's heart?

Or Treasurer of the Dirty Motherfuckers?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#797
February 07, 2006, 06:53:06 PM
You have no fuckin heart.

Therefore, through the process of elimination...
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#798
February 07, 2006, 06:56:22 PM
This is correct Green Machine.
Did someone say gorgeous?

The Good Reverend Roger

#799
February 08, 2006, 03:55:15 AM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Enrico SalazarEnrico names himself El Presidente.

No more nominations, faggots.

First point of order:  More Full Frontal Nudity on this board. Fuck 'work safe'.


Who cares?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

#800
February 08, 2006, 10:19:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Enrico SalazarEnrico names himself El Presidente.

No more nominations, faggots.

First point of order:  More Full Frontal Nudity on this board. Fuck 'work safe'.


Who cares?

Enrico cares for you, because he is glorious faggot.

Or at least thats what he told me to write down while I was sucking his cock.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shecky D. Albino

#801
February 08, 2006, 06:13:19 PM
:shock:
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#802
February 08, 2006, 06:15:04 PM
:wink:
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#803
February 08, 2006, 06:22:54 PM
:roll:
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

The Good Reverend Roger

#804
February 09, 2006, 01:53:30 AM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Enrico SalazarEnrico names himself El Presidente.

No more nominations, faggots.

First point of order:  More Full Frontal Nudity on this board. Fuck 'work safe'.


Who cares?

Enrico cares for you, because he is glorious faggot.

Or at least thats what he told me to write down while I was sucking his cock.

Well, yeah, but Enrico is like a big, sweaty Jesus.

Who ELSE?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

#805
February 11, 2006, 05:24:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Enrico SalazarEnrico names himself El Presidente.

No more nominations, faggots.

First point of order:  More Full Frontal Nudity on this board. Fuck 'work safe'.


Who cares?

Enrico cares for you, because he is glorious faggot.

Or at least thats what he told me to write down while I was sucking his cock.

Well, yeah, but Enrico is like a big, sweaty Jesus.

Who ELSE?

No one else.

Not even the 'real' Jesus cares about you like Enrico does.  Enrico is here to save the world through dicktation.

Or something, I think.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#806
February 11, 2006, 06:06:35 AM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Enrico SalazarEnrico names himself El Presidente.

No more nominations, faggots.

First point of order:  More Full Frontal Nudity on this board. Fuck 'work safe'.


Who cares?

Enrico cares for you, because he is glorious faggot.

Or at least thats what he told me to write down while I was sucking his cock.

Well, yeah, but Enrico is like a big, sweaty Jesus.

Who ELSE?

No one else.

Not even the 'real' Jesus cares about you like Enrico does.  Enrico is here to save the world through dicktation.

Or something, I think.

Damn straight!  Where was the FIGHTIN' Jesus, when I was attacked by javalinas?

If it weren't for Enrico, I'd be pig shit.  Well, LITERALLY pig shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

#807
February 11, 2006, 09:30:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Enrico SalazarEnrico names himself El Presidente.

No more nominations, faggots.

First point of order:  More Full Frontal Nudity on this board. Fuck 'work safe'.


Who cares?

Enrico cares for you, because he is glorious faggot.

Or at least thats what he told me to write down while I was sucking his cock.

Well, yeah, but Enrico is like a big, sweaty Jesus.

Who ELSE?

No one else.

Not even the 'real' Jesus cares about you like Enrico does.  Enrico is here to save the world through dicktation.

Or something, I think.

Damn straight!  Where was the FIGHTIN' Jesus, when I was attacked by javalinas?

If it weren't for Enrico, I'd be pig shit.  Well, LITERALLY pig shit.

Enrico had much practice with javalinas, his three brothers will all eaten as children by javalinas.  Always Enrico was with brother, yet made it out alive.

When Enrico and Roger were taking peyote in the wilderness and were attacked Enrico figured it was time to try to help someone else as well.  Plus, Roger owed Enrico fifty bucks and a copy of Gigantic Asses.
Did someone say gorgeous?

The Good Reverend Roger

#808
February 12, 2006, 07:52:43 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar

When Enrico and Roger were taking peyote in the wilderness and were attacked Enrico figured it was time to try to help someone else as well.  Plus, Roger owed Enrico fifty bucks and a copy of Gigantic Asses.

Really?  I remember it as $37 and a copy of Shaved Snizz.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mahna Mahna

#809
February 12, 2006, 09:42:37 PM
Shecky? Shecky is that you? It's been so long since I've seen Statler and Waldorf. How are those two grumpuses?
mah mama na mahna mah namwomp mwomp
ma mo mo mana mo
mahna mahna
(ba dee bedebe)
mahna mahna
(ba debe dee)
Mahna Mahna!
(ba dee bedebe bedebe badebe debe de-de de-de-de)

(long pause)

...mahna mahna?
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