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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Jasper

#2220
January 18, 2007, 02:54:27 AM
Oh, christ.  Fine, I guess there's no deterring an overenthusiastic Discordian.

Jasper

#2221
January 18, 2007, 02:55:06 AM
May as well keep this to one thread.

the other anonymous

#2222
January 18, 2007, 10:48:48 AM
Wow.


And who says one man can't make a difference? :D

Sir Perineal

#2223
January 25, 2007, 09:44:02 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on January 17, 2007, 04:31:53 AM
Somebody locked the Haiku Game.
Let's pick up where we left off:

Previous Haiku:

THE KINGDOM OF THE
DUCK'S BILL HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT
WAR WITH EYEBALLSBURGH

Next Topic: BOOBIEGATE!!!!

Enter Boobiegate!
Eternal Motorboating!
Oh boy! I can't wait!

Next Topic: Vulvitis and/or Menarche
Sir Perineal Gräfenberg III, KSC, AOHF, AISB, FNORD, HIMEOBS

~Concordian Commissar of the Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP~

DJRubberducky

#2224
January 25, 2007, 09:52:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Perineal on January 25, 2007, 09:44:02 PMNext Topic: Vulvitis and/or Menarche
I choose menarche.

Squirt blood out the crotch,
Cramps, cravings, yeast infections -
You're now a woman!

Next up: Why was that corner of the park roped off as a crime scene?
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Suu

#2225
January 25, 2007, 10:12:42 PM
Some fucking hobo
Slipped on ice and broke his neck
In Boston Common

...which wouldn't shock me if it happened.

Next Topic: Why the Galactic Empire wasn't evil
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#2226
January 26, 2007, 07:31:58 PM
Cause jackboots in space
And megalomania
Are for your own good

Cain

#2227
January 26, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
WHATS THE NEXT TOPIC?!?!

Jasper

#2228
January 26, 2007, 08:11:31 PM
HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING INDEPENDENT CREATIVITY?!?

the other anonymous

#2229
January 27, 2007, 03:00:32 AM
Independant what?
In a pointless haiku thread?
I do not think so!

Next Topic: Dependant Creativity

hunter s.durden

#2230
January 28, 2007, 02:09:39 AM
Creativity?
I need some insperado,
Can't think for myself.

NT: :gheyforum:
This space for rent.

Jasper

#2231
January 28, 2007, 02:14:27 AM
Fuck the haiku thread
It's such a goddamn toolbox
I hope you all die

next topic: hunter was born feet first

hunter s.durden

#2232
January 28, 2007, 02:19:58 AM
What a bad ass dude
brain damage could not stop him
feet first, still running

NT: why does Felix  fear the Haiku?
This space for rent.

Cain

#2233
January 28, 2007, 02:35:04 AM
They killed his parents
then burned his village down and
salted the earth below

NT: Holy shit, Cain just wrote a haiku

Jasper

#2234
January 28, 2007, 02:37:20 AM
At least it was tragic and biblical.
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