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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by imposter, June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM

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Nast

#75
August 02, 2007, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Wigwam Jones on August 02, 2007, 03:54:55 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on August 02, 2007, 03:51:34 AM
Quote from: Wigwam Jones on August 02, 2007, 03:28:06 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on August 02, 2007, 03:13:54 AM
I'm a Christian.
But I suspect I'm not very good at it.  :sad:
How would you know?
I let my lesbian Wicca Cabal decide for me.
You *have* a lesbian Wicca Cabal?  And you didn't share? Sad is the world.

Eh. It's more of a rental deal.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Wigwam Jones

#76
August 02, 2007, 04:23:50 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on August 02, 2007, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Wigwam Jones on August 02, 2007, 03:54:55 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on August 02, 2007, 03:51:34 AM
Quote from: Wigwam Jones on August 02, 2007, 03:28:06 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on August 02, 2007, 03:13:54 AM
I'm a Christian.
But I suspect I'm not very good at it.  :sad:
How would you know?
I let my lesbian Wicca Cabal decide for me.
You *have* a lesbian Wicca Cabal?  And you didn't share? Sad is the world.
Eh. It's more of a rental deal.
I can see I have much to learn.  I am humbled.
"A beneficent providence has dimmed my powers of sight, so that, at a distance of more than four or five yards, I am blissfully unaware of the full horror of the average human countenance." - Aldous Huxley

Nast

#77
August 02, 2007, 04:53:08 AM
Quote from: Wigwam Jones on August 02, 2007, 04:23:50 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on August 02, 2007, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Wigwam Jones on August 02, 2007, 03:54:55 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on August 02, 2007, 03:51:34 AM
Quote from: Wigwam Jones on August 02, 2007, 03:28:06 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on August 02, 2007, 03:13:54 AM
I'm a Christian.
But I suspect I'm not very good at it.  :sad:
How would you know?
I let my lesbian Wicca Cabal decide for me.
You *have* a lesbian Wicca Cabal?  And you didn't share? Sad is the world.
Eh. It's more of a rental deal.
I can see I have much to learn.  I am humbled.

lol.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mourning Star

#78
August 02, 2007, 05:37:36 AM
Conversating with yoarself FTL

I call alt.

Chairman Risus

#79
August 02, 2007, 05:46:34 AM
    ALT!
      \\



but i'm not putting money on it yet

Mourning Star

#80
August 02, 2007, 09:14:39 AM
Quote from: keeper entropic on August 02, 2007, 05:46:34 AM
    ALT!
      \\



but i'm not putting money on it yet

I may stand corrected
Lys (I think) found this earlier
http://www.wigwamjones.com/

maybe this guy's legit?

"Too legit to quit!"
        /
:hammer:

Cain

#81
August 02, 2007, 12:29:02 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on August 02, 2007, 05:37:36 AM
Conversating with yoarself FTL

I call alt.


Wrong.

Mourning Star

#82
August 02, 2007, 12:30:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 02, 2007, 12:29:02 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on August 02, 2007, 05:37:36 AM
Conversating with yoarself FTL

I call alt.


Wrong.

and as I said...I may just stand corrected

Cain

#83
August 02, 2007, 12:45:53 PM
What, you expect me to read the entire thread before responding?

Wigwam Jones

#84
August 02, 2007, 12:53:02 PM
Am I causing a controversy?  On one level, that sounds like fun.  On another, perhaps not the best way to make an entrance.
"A beneficent providence has dimmed my powers of sight, so that, at a distance of more than four or five yards, I am blissfully unaware of the full horror of the average human countenance." - Aldous Huxley

Cain

#85
August 02, 2007, 12:56:27 PM
Nah, not really.

Well, not as far as I'm concerned, and since I'm 99% certain most of you are either rogue bots who have achieved self-awareness or FBI agents, only my opinion really matters.

Wigwam Jones

#86
August 02, 2007, 01:04:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 02, 2007, 12:56:27 PM
Nah, not really.

Well, not as far as I'm concerned, and since I'm 99% certain most of you are either rogue bots who have achieved self-awareness or FBI agents, only my opinion really matters.

If I am a rogue bot, I am astounded at the size pants I require.  Actually, the same statement would be true if I were an FBI agent.
Perhaps I work for the Department of Homeland Security, then.  Or the Lumber Cartel (TINC).
"A beneficent providence has dimmed my powers of sight, so that, at a distance of more than four or five yards, I am blissfully unaware of the full horror of the average human countenance." - Aldous Huxley

tyrannosaurus vex

#87
August 02, 2007, 01:58:43 PM
Don't mind the troops.  It's just that around here, internet lifeforms like bots and alts have more personality than the regulars.  You're kinda weird, which logically demands that you can't actually be a human being.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

AFK

#88
August 02, 2007, 02:01:13 PM
It's also been a bit slow around here as of late.  We're just itching for some action.  any action really. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Wigwam Jones

#89
August 02, 2007, 02:12:30 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 02, 2007, 01:58:43 PM
Don't mind the troops.  It's just that around here, internet lifeforms like bots and alts have more personality than the regulars.  You're kinda weird, which logically demands that you can't actually be a human being.
I take no offense at the poking and prodding.  I don't act like the standard n00b, which is always confusing, I know.  I usually whack things like me with a stick.  Fortunately, I am wearing asbestos y-fronts.
"A beneficent providence has dimmed my powers of sight, so that, at a distance of more than four or five yards, I am blissfully unaware of the full horror of the average human countenance." - Aldous Huxley
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