The Haiku Game

[Cainad (dec.)]

For that which is real
Cannot move us here to there
False locomotion

NT: Triangle and Robert

[Churro the Viscous]

Robert with the rod
Did with all the grace in him
Slam that triangle

NT: Easter in St. Louis

[e]

Alas poor Yorick
I knew him, Horatio,
flying baby shit

Brilliant. 

Fetid giant arch,
I hid eggs in your shadow.
Someone stole you all.

topic: The many magnificent facets of cats

[Chairman Risus]

You twist and turn them
But no water ever comes-
Oh. You said "facets."

NT: Taboo Soup

[Churro the Viscous]

I hide in the dark.
Nobody can catch me here.
Some spills, but that's fine.

NT: Rat Bite

[e]

Frothing at the mouth
What was that in my sandwich!?
Furry scamping thing.

topic: Milano (the cookies, tempter of men)

[Richter]

Orange? Rasberry?
I like Mint most.  My girlfriend:
"Where are my cookies?"

NT: Tolkein's rap career : Silmar- illin'

[Payne]

I'm Frodo Baggins,
I'm the Real Frodo Baggins
Imma cap yo ass.

NT: Richter must die.

[AFK]

So, Ricther must die.
His fail, of high magnitude.
He quakes, where he stands.

NT:  Lemmy as President of the USA

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Running for office
His history speaks for itself
But oh god! That mole!

NT: bear claws

[Shaman Yacatismic]

Oh look a friend
He moves in for a big hug
Why am I painey?

Next Topic: Necrophilia

[e]

From "Visitor Q":
Even a corpse can get wet!
Oh wait, it's just shit.

next topic: Bibliophilia (yes, in that way)

[Shaman Yacatismic]

Is anyone here?
Come forth my hardbound love queen...
AH! A papercut!

NT: Meth

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

OH Yes, You Great Whale!
Impale me with your hot prose
and your Moby Dick.

next topic: infophillia (just to keep with it)

[e]

Both good, so:

meth + infophilia

A shack in the woods
(But connected to the web)
Refresh, boil, refresh.

topic: doubleposting