out of context text message thread!

[Richter]

Mark the Welsh:   thats what you get for going to tree school

[Jenne]

From my cousin: 

FWD: Just think. If the pilgrims had given the indians a donkey instead of a turkey for dinner, we'd all be getting a piece of ass for thanksgiving!


(not really out of context, but this was so very my cousin--I leave her a vm and she sends me this on my phone)

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

If we ever fuck you're gonna wreck me.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

IMA TEXT YOU HORRID THINGS TTM. PREPARE TO DIE.
BWAHAAAAHAAHHA

[navkat]

"didn't die from pooin awesome bout to get the fun this place has been dead since about 4"

"The last one was removed."

" My god, it's so wrong. It's so bad. But I love Flipper!"

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

"theres lube everywhere. plz help!"

[wade]

"your about to open a large can of worms young man.. I hope your ready"

[AFK]

"But I got a bitchin Flat Screen TV."

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

"Oh crust"

"Lol! Damp"

"Um, Yea. i had an itch on the bottom of my foot and for some reason I smelled my hand after I scratched it. I don't know what I expected"

[Eve]

"TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAY!!"


I'm pretty sure every text message I've posted here has been from Fred.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i was singing you rawkin 80s tunes!!!

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Oshit, dick pills in the returns bucket!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

LOTS of fucking. Bring your camera and some protection, if you know what I mean. It might get hairy.

[trillian]

Vomit on him anyway.  Please? For me?



DUDE BEER PONG KEG STANDS AND DATE RAPE FOR THE WIN



I like to believe that leslie ann levine is in love with the chimbley sweep.

[Rumckle]

I love cunt you rentfagwhoreslut