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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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Richter

#90
November 26, 2008, 07:56:27 PM
Mark the Welsh:   thats what you get for going to tree school
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Jenne

#91
November 27, 2008, 12:31:34 AM
From my cousin: 

FWD: Just think. If the pilgrims had given the indians a donkey instead of a turkey for dinner, we'd all be getting a piece of ass for thanksgiving!


(not really out of context, but this was so very my cousin--I leave her a vm and she sends me this on my phone)

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#92
November 27, 2008, 01:52:38 AM
If we ever fuck you're gonna wreck me.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#93
November 27, 2008, 08:10:38 AM
IMA TEXT YOU HORRID THINGS TTM. PREPARE TO DIE.
BWAHAAAAHAAHHA

navkat

#94
November 27, 2008, 09:39:23 AM
"didn't die from pooin awesome bout to get the fun this place has been dead since about 4"

"The last one was removed."

" My god, it's so wrong. It's so bad. But I love Flipper!"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#95
December 01, 2008, 03:18:22 AM
"theres lube everywhere. plz help!"

wade

#96
December 01, 2008, 03:22:43 AM
"your about to open a large can of worms young man.. I hope your ready"

:|
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

AFK

#97
December 01, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
"But I got a bitchin Flat Screen TV."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#98
December 03, 2008, 05:05:39 PM
"Oh crust"

"Lol! Damp"

"Um, Yea. i had an itch on the bottom of my foot and for some reason I smelled my hand after I scratched it. I don't know what I expected"

Eve

#99
December 03, 2008, 05:09:56 PM
"TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAY!!"


I'm pretty sure every text message I've posted here has been from Fred.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#100
December 03, 2008, 05:18:36 PM
:D i was singing you rawkin 80s tunes!!!

BADGE OF HONOR

#101
December 03, 2008, 07:55:13 PM
Oshit, dick pills in the returns bucket!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#102
December 04, 2008, 05:26:14 AM
LOTS of fucking. Bring your camera and some protection, if you know what I mean. It might get hairy.

trillian

#103
December 04, 2008, 05:46:09 AM


Vomit on him anyway.  Please? For me?



DUDE BEER PONG KEG STANDS AND DATE RAPE FOR THE WIN



I like to believe that leslie ann levine is in love with the chimbley sweep.

Rumckle

#104
December 04, 2008, 06:57:50 AM
I love cunt you rentfagwhoreslut
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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