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NO SEX TIll 30!!

Started by Thurnez Isa, November 07, 2006, 12:47:29 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#90
February 08, 2009, 02:07:22 PM
BUMP

Abstinence leads to the birth of the Scottish Empire  :lol:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#91
February 08, 2009, 07:36:31 PM
Quote from: Net on November 07, 2006, 01:48:38 AM
I guess you didn't read the fine print:

QuoteSexual acts outside of vaginal intercourse are not explicit violations of the abstinence system, though discouraged.  It has been pointed out how well oiled breasts, buttcheeks, and armpits can feel just as good as traditional coitus.

:banana:

They "feel just as good" to who?

Fucking DICKS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#92
February 09, 2009, 12:18:21 AM
You know, as much as I consider the democrats fucking traitors, I am sooo glad the republicans are out of power.


At least I have the option of being fucked in an actual orifice now.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#93
February 09, 2009, 12:26:50 AM
QuoteThat's the new guidance for states under the Department of Health and Human Services' $50 million Abstinence Education Program.

YOU BETCHA!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#94
February 11, 2009, 05:42:50 AM
I was that close to forgetting this ever happened.

Thanks.

The Good Reverend Roger

#95
February 11, 2009, 11:34:23 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 11, 2009, 05:42:50 AM
I was that close to forgetting this ever happened.

Thanks.

This is just one service we offer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#96
February 11, 2009, 01:10:38 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#97
August 31, 2009, 10:43:51 PM
bump   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

#98
August 31, 2009, 10:49:42 PM
Is it plugged in?
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