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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 24, 2009, 06:03:24 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

You were driving and had a heart attack?  That's how I assume I'll go.  That or slip on cat barf, to be found a week later with my fingers gnawed off.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 25, 2009, 12:04:03 AM
You were driving and had a heart attack?  That's how I assume I'll go.  That or slip on cat barf, to be found a week later with my fingers gnawed off.

BEST.  DEATH.  EVER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

You're as bad as my grandfather. 

Glad you're back man.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Pariah

THE BLACK NURSES DIDN'T STEAL FROM YOU I HOPE!
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Pariah on April 25, 2009, 12:27:36 AM
THE BLACK NURSES DIDN'T STEAL FROM YOU I HOPE!

Um  wut
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

Holy Apeshitting Christ.

I leave the forum for barely 24 hours and THIS happens?! Damn good thing you got better; I was having a shitfuck of a week already.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cainad on April 25, 2009, 03:32:08 AM
Holy Apeshitting Christ.

I leave the forum for barely 24 hours and THIS happens?! Damn good thing you got better; I was having a shitfuck of a week already.

My organs...They are weak, and come unglued when exposed to stress.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

rong

apparently TGRR
was angered while driving his car
it seems that his hate
almost sealed his fate
are we to thank CPR?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Fractalbeard

Holy hell Roger! Glad you're ok after that.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.

Bu🤠ns

 :mittens: , Rog.  You know, for makin' it.  :)

Lies

Good work cheating death Rog ya bastard.

I was confident that you wouldn't go down *that* easily.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

My dad says that the first one is just a warning shot.

FWIW
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."