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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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AFK

#2940
September 22, 2009, 04:31:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 22, 2009, 02:33:14 PM
"Hot, nasty perverts:
Missionary position
And gentle kissing!"



NT: What might have been.


The game was started
Linking haikus was the goal
Brotep fucked it up

NT:  Tom Delay
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#2941
September 22, 2009, 05:10:42 PM
Quote from: Brotep on September 22, 2009, 04:27:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 22, 2009, 04:18:42 PM
Quote from: Brotep on September 22, 2009, 02:13:49 PM
This isn't haiku.
You silly fuckers need some
season imagery.



fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow

:lulz:

Well played, 3Z, but
still you have not grasped haiku.
Best two out of three?

~

Your spaggotry, sir,
is like the fallen leaves that
snow shall soon cover

spiced up seasoning,
bite my dust at two hundred
haiku per second



Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

dontblameyoko

#2942
September 22, 2009, 11:48:04 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 22, 2009, 04:31:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 22, 2009, 02:33:14 PM
"Hot, nasty perverts:
Missionary position
And gentle kissing!"



NT: What might have been.


The game was started
Linking haikus was the goal
Brotep fucked it up

NT:  Tom Delay

He was in the House
And i had to memorize
his name in high school.


NT: the equinox
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

Cramulus

#2943
September 23, 2009, 12:12:10 AM
we'd be "equinox".
four synths. spandex. one guitar.
lights, camera, noseflute

NT: equinox world tour

Cramulus

#2944
September 23, 2009, 02:28:27 PM


epileptic fans
the crowd convulses and foams
strobe epidemic



NT: How Haiku will save the world

Shit

#2945
October 25, 2009, 02:27:01 AM
Apocalypse now
Armageddon fights and dies
Poetry heals us.

NT: The Upanishads
So long, and thanks for all the shit.

Bu🤠ns

#2946
October 25, 2009, 03:30:36 AM
A mouth excretion
Spouting drivel and drivel.
Tat Tvam Asi

NT: Ducks

dontblameyoko

#2947
October 25, 2009, 11:32:07 PM
they must be flying
south right about now, as it
will soon be winter.

NT: Jimi Hendrix
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

Iason Ouabache

#2948
October 26, 2009, 06:04:11 AM
Guitar god always
Purple haze all through his brain
Burned guitar too quick

NT: Olives
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
    \
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rong

#2949
October 26, 2009, 06:58:29 AM
topping a pizza
or garnishing martinis
pimiento's best friend

NT: internationalization
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

the other anonymous

#2950
October 30, 2009, 05:39:29 PM
international-
ization: good for business
bad for unions

NT: My cat is hungry

Cramulus

#2951
October 30, 2009, 05:42:35 PM
Four Thirty A.M.
Meow on my chest tail flick
GO BACK TO SLEEP, BITCH!



NT: wikipedia

dontblameyoko

#2952
October 31, 2009, 01:49:31 AM
wikipedia--
often accurate, but please:
check the references.

NT: chocolate
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

dontblameyoko

#2953
November 24, 2009, 12:44:06 AM
oh, the scotcharoos!
i wonder how many chips
of chocolate were used.

NT: the Beatles
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#2954
December 01, 2009, 07:12:16 AM
YOU ARE ALL RUIN
FORUM WITH SILLY NONSENSE!
JOHN LENON DEAD

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