The Haiku Game

[AFK]

"Hot, nasty perverts:
Missionary position
And gentle kissing!"



NT: What might have been.

The game was started
Linking haikus was the goal
Brotep fucked it up

NT:  Tom Delay

[Triple Zero]

This isn't haiku.
You silly fuckers need some
season imagery.

fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow

Well played, 3Z, but
still you have not grasped haiku.
Best two out of three?

~

Your spaggotry, sir,
is like the fallen leaves that
snow shall soon cover

spiced up seasoning,
bite my dust at two hundred
haiku per second

[dontblameyoko]

"Hot, nasty perverts:
Missionary position
And gentle kissing!"



NT: What might have been.

The game was started
Linking haikus was the goal
Brotep fucked it up

NT:  Tom Delay

He was in the House
And i had to memorize
his name in high school.


NT: the equinox

[Cramulus]

we'd be "equinox".
four synths. spandex. one guitar.
lights, camera, noseflute

NT: equinox world tour

[Cramulus]

epileptic fans
the crowd convulses and foams
strobe epidemic



NT: How Haiku will save the world

[Shit]

Apocalypse now
Armageddon fights and dies
Poetry heals us.

NT: The Upanishads

[Bu🤠ns]

A mouth excretion
Spouting drivel and drivel.
Tat Tvam Asi

NT: Ducks

[dontblameyoko]

they must be flying
south right about now, as it
will soon be winter.

NT: Jimi Hendrix

[Iason Ouabache]

Guitar god always
Purple haze all through his brain
Burned guitar too quick

NT: Olives

[rong]

topping a pizza
or garnishing martinis
pimiento's best friend

NT: internationalization

[the other anonymous]

international-
ization: good for business
bad for unions

NT: My cat is hungry

[Cramulus]

Four Thirty A.M.
Meow on my chest tail flick
GO BACK TO SLEEP, BITCH!



NT: wikipedia

[dontblameyoko]

wikipedia--
often accurate, but please:
check the references.

NT: chocolate

[dontblameyoko]

oh, the scotcharoos!
i wonder how many chips
of chocolate were used.

NT: the Beatles

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

YOU ARE ALL RUIN
FORUM WITH SILLY NONSENSE!
JOHN LENON DEAD

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