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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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#75
January 04, 2010, 10:52:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 08:57:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 04, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
A long as I'm ordained, I suppose I ought to have a Holy Name granted by an actual deity. For a minister to go to hell is just embarrassing. Lay one on me!

"Wrathful collection of Knobby Bits™."


I am truly honored. :lulz:

leln

#76
January 04, 2010, 11:09:59 PM
Aw hell, I feel like a poser because all the cool kids got on the bandwagon while I was at work and now I have to catch up. But still, what am I?
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

The Good Reverend Roger

#77
January 04, 2010, 11:29:25 PM
Quote from: leln on January 04, 2010, 11:09:59 PM
Aw hell, I feel like a poser because all the cool kids got on the bandwagon while I was at work and now I have to catch up. But still, what am I?

"Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#78
January 04, 2010, 11:30:30 PM
Quote from: gin on January 04, 2010, 09:43:34 PM
Lay one on me!

"Partially Edible Lovejuice Nodule."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#79
January 04, 2010, 11:31:29 PM
Quote from: Regret on January 04, 2010, 09:45:29 PM
Reporting for punishment SIR!

"Interweb Gloryhole QC Inspector #23."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#80
January 04, 2010, 11:32:20 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 04, 2010, 10:36:13 PM
Gives

"Jesus Juice Siphon Technician."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#81
January 04, 2010, 11:44:53 PM
Do I have one?  Can't remember.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

The Good Reverend Roger

#82
January 04, 2010, 11:45:40 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 04, 2010, 11:44:53 PM
Do I have one?  Can't remember.

Yes.

Look at your personal text. Gave you one last week.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#83
January 04, 2010, 11:53:28 PM
Quote from: Brotep on January 04, 2010, 10:50:21 PM
So basically, I'm an edible zombie?   :lulz:

Well, all zombies are technically edible.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Dysnomia

#84
January 04, 2010, 11:55:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 11:45:40 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 04, 2010, 11:44:53 PM
Do I have one?  Can't remember.

Yes.

Look at your personal text. Gave you one last week.

oh yeah!  LOL  these flea chemicals are probably just eating my brain.  nothing to see here...
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

NotPublished

#85
January 05, 2010, 12:12:36 AM
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

leln

#87
January 05, 2010, 12:46:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 11:29:25 PM
Quote from: leln on January 04, 2010, 11:09:59 PM
Aw hell, I feel like a poser because all the cool kids got on the bandwagon while I was at work and now I have to catch up. But still, what am I?

"Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes."


Thank you kind sir, that gave me quite a giggle.
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

The Good Reverend Roger

#88
January 05, 2010, 12:48:37 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 05, 2010, 12:37:33 AM
Throw one at me xD

"Rage-Infested White House Intern Extractor."
 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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