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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#120
January 05, 2010, 03:58:05 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on January 05, 2010, 03:08:07 PM
Wants!

"Chemical Toilet Spackle Extractor of Hate."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#121
January 05, 2010, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 05, 2010, 03:35:54 PM
I want in on this.....



:lulz:

"Ebola Sex Monkey of Certain Doom."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#122
January 05, 2010, 03:59:30 PM
Did I miss anyone?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Vaudeville Vigilante

#123
January 05, 2010, 04:08:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 03:53:56 PM
"Hopping Mad Love Swami of Perversion."
FANTASTIC!

P3nT4gR4m

#124
January 05, 2010, 04:10:14 PM
So I just put it in my profile and receive riches beyond reason, right?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#125
January 05, 2010, 04:10:45 PM
Quote from: Vaudeville Vigilante on January 05, 2010, 04:08:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 03:53:56 PM
"Hopping Mad Love Swami of Perversion."
FANTASTIC!


If you don't put it in your personal text (in your profile) it doesn't count and you still go to hell.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#126
January 05, 2010, 04:11:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:10:14 PM
So I just put it in my profile and receive riches beyond reason, right?

No.  Are you kidding?  You just don't have to go to normal (boring) hell.  Riches, sir, cost money.

As a Scotsman, I would have thought you'd know that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#127
January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#128
January 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?

The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.

Google images will tell you all you need to know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#129
January 05, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
Mine got truncated due to character limitations. It's still awesome, but I thought I'd better tell you in case that impairs the holiness in some way.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#131
January 05, 2010, 04:44:05 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 05, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
Mine got truncated due to character limitations. It's still awesome, but I thought I'd better tell you in case that impairs the holiness in some way.

I'll have to look into that.  You may need an alteration.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#133
January 05, 2010, 06:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?

The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.

Google images will tell you all you need to know.

As long as the ghost of Anton LaVey gets to jizz on my tits I'll be a happy man

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#134
January 05, 2010, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 06:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?

The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.

Google images will tell you all you need to know.

As long as the ghost of Anton LaVey gets to jizz on my tits I'll be a happy man

Um, whatever makes you happy.  I was gonna give you Mansfield's ghost, but LaVey works too, I guess.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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