Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

[Rev Thwack]

Mr. President, we have a serious problem. It seems the people over at the PD.com forums can't seem to get along and behave amongst each other. I think that they might all be terrorist in disguise.






Heh..... fuck the in disguise bit. Admit that you are the fucking taliban of the brain and fuck your neighbors head with the mental version of VX.


Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to go crucify a stuffed bear on my neighbors lawn and have sex with it.

[Malaul]

^^goes to get camera^^

[Z³]

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

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My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry?

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

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Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

No Wife, No Horse, No Moustache.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

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My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry?

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

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Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

Now this makes me mad!  You don't even know Bella.  She lives life!
I doubt if you could be called into the hospital to counsel a rape victim covered
in her boyfriends blood because no other counselor in the area could
handle it.  She actually stayed with the girl for two hours while they ran forensic tests
on her.  

Shame on you EVT!!!  I thought you had more balls than to attack people you
don't know anything about.

Bella has a significant other so you don't even know what you are talking about.  She just doesn't parade her private life on the board.

I consider it a sign of weakness to depend on a significant other for my identity.  Maybe 90% of the board don't feel so insecure that
they are incomplete unless they are
living their life through and for another person and needing an audience
to make sure that they are noticed.  I have better things to do than to mentally breed in public!  
Hell I have better things to do than electronically Fuck for people
who don't give a damn about listening to it.

I have better things to do than take orders from  narcissistic voyeurists  who call themselves
princes and princesses.

If you can't take the heat...................get out of the kitchen, but quit projecting
your weaknesses onto other people.............Fuckers!

[Rev Thwack]

you know... I was going to post something sick and lighthearted here in response to demonica's post, but then I thought better of it. Of course, then I decided to go ahead and do it anyway.... but then I ended up just posting this because I figured I'd already posted enough perverted crap for the night. Guess either way this chalks up another fluff post for me. Oh well, call it advance celebration of EVT and Tao leaving, since they have done nothing but leave posts that sound like a cry for help combined with a "holier than thou" feeling for the last few months. Everyone knows that the holier than thou attitude is reserved for newbies that don't know any better, and the cry for help posts are reserved for those that are not truly making a cry for help. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go jack off in my XO's coffee while thinking of gnomes.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Sick and lighthearted is fun thwack!

I also appreciate a good opportunity to say FUCK and Hell and FUCKERS!



I have a word or two to say to Tao also, but first I have to
put this bong down and kick his parents out of my bed.........

[Donkeyotay]

*Fuckin'pies those fucking FUCKERS*

[The Commander]

I swear, I have never fucked a pie....not once.


cake on the otherhand...

The Commander
DIA

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Fuckin' pies and cakes..............the fuckers!

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Fuckin' pies and cakes..............the fuckers!

fuck the fucking fuckers and fuck the fuckers that fucked them.

[gnimbley]

Now this makes me mad!  You don't even know Bella.  She lives life!
I doubt if you could be called into the hospital to counsel a rape victim covered
in her boyfriends blood because no other counselor in the area could
handle it.  She actually stayed with the girl for two hours while they ran forensic tests
on her.  

Shame on you EVT!!!  I thought you had more balls than to attack people you
don't know anything about.

Bella has a significant other so you don't even know what you are talking about.  She just doesn't parade her private life on the board.

I consider it a sign of weakness to depend on a significant other for my identity.  Maybe 90% of the board don't feel so insecure that
they are incomplete unless they are
living their life through and for another person and needing an audience
to make sure that they are noticed.  I have better things to do than to mentally breed in public!  
Hell I have better things to do than electronically Fuck for people
who don't give a damn about listening to it.

I have better things to do than take orders from  narcissistic voyeurists  who call themselves
princes and princesses.

If you can't take the heat...................get out of the kitchen, but quit projecting
your weaknesses onto other people.............Fuckers!

Hey. Hey. Down girl. Down.

No need to get in a lather over the likes of Taco Jones.

He's just attacking Bella because he is angry and wants to hurt someone. Since Bella is the heart of the forums, he's attacking her. Doesn't matter that he doesn't make sense. He doesn't care. He just wants to hurt people, get a rise out of us. He thinks he's better than we are and when we spit in his face, he got angry.

He thought he was in charge and that we all worshiped him. Now he acting like the peevish little boy he is and spewing insults all over the place. In his delusional state it makes him think he is better than us. He apparently needs that.

As for his insults about "relationships," it's pretty typical of insecure, small minded persons. They think everyone is like themselves. He is obviously insecure about his masculinity. Therefore, he figures everyone is insecure about their sexuality. Thus, he uses the insult that he believes would hurt the most. (Of course, when EVT dumps him, well ... the chicken will come home to roost.)

So let it go. He's not worth the stress hormones. He's just a little boy playing dress up. Too bad he doesn't think for himself.

My question is: who's the Psychiatrist?

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Potential good eggs gone WAY rotten, says I.

Kia honto.

[Trollax]

Potential good eggs gone WAY rotten, says I.

Truth!

[Donkeyotay]

PIES!