Name My Warhammer!

[Doktor Howl]

I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                           Horadric Malus
                           De Twenty
                           Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?

I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                          Horadric Malus
                          De Twenty
                          Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!

Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver

FORM OF:  AN ANGRY WOMAN!

SHAPE OF:  MANSLAUGHTER!

[Payne]

Seriousy, you recieve a Holy Weapon^TM, you want a Holy Name^TM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy Names^TM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

[Freeky]

I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                           Horadric Malus
                           De Twenty
                           Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?

I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                          Horadric Malus
                          De Twenty
                          Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!

Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver

FORM OF:  AN ANGRY WOMAN!

SHAPE OF:  MANSLAUGHTER!

I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though!

[Doktor Howl]

Seriousy, you recieve a Holy Weapon^TM, you want a Holy Name^TM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy Names^TM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

[Freeky]

Seriousy, you recieve a Holy Weapon^TM, you want a Holy Name^TM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy Names^TM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

True. I shall take that into consideration, dear Motherfuckin' Messiah.

[Doktor Howl]

I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though!

Yeah, but shit, why the hell would you stop THERE?

Show some mercy, FFS.

[Freeky]

I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though!

Yeah, but shit, why the hell would you stop THERE?

Show some mercy, FFS.

Mercy is for those people the universe doesn't need help punishing.

[Payne]

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Shit man. How inconsiderate of him 

Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.

[Doktor Howl]

I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though!

Yeah, but shit, why the hell would you stop THERE?

Show some mercy, FFS.

Mercy is for those people the universe doesn't need help punishing.

Point.

[Doktor Howl]

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Shit man. How inconsiderate of him 

Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.

It's not too serious.  Broken thumb, torn up knee, and he looks like someone kicked him through a cheese grater, but all in all, not bad for a motorcycle wreck.

[Freeky]

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Shit man. How inconsiderate of him 

Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.

It's not too serious.  Broken thumb, torn up knee, and he looks like someone kicked him through a cheese grater, but all in all, not bad for a motorcycle wreck.

Argh argh argh.

[Payne]

Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?

[Doktor Howl]

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Shit man. How inconsiderate of him 

Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.

It's not too serious.  Broken thumb, torn up knee, and he looks like someone kicked him through a cheese grater, but all in all, not bad for a motorcycle wreck.

Argh argh argh.

Just another day in Side Effect City™.

[Doktor Howl]

Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?

No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".

And they have meathammers, Payne.  Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers.  And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.

[President Television]

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