ECH, in answer to your question...

[Freeky]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.

So, Jesus Classic.

[BadBeast]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.

So, Jesus Classic.

That's the one. Not the one who cleans your pool/mows your lawn.

[AFK]

I prefer my Jesus with a hint of Lime. 

[Freeky]

Fighting Jesus or gtfo.

[Doktor Howl]

Fighting Jesus or gtfo.

Fighting Jesus isn't hateful or bitter.  He loves you, but he kicks your arse anyway, for your own good.

[Doktor Howl]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.

That's most of them.

[BadBeast]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.

That's most of them.

Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)

[Doktor Howl]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.

That's most of them.

Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)

1.  Not at all.  It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi.  There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently).  There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.

2.  Please do never Cornish/Welsh.  The two should never be mentioned together like that.  We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.

[BadBeast]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.

That's most of them.

Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)

1.  Not at all.  It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi.  There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently).  There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.

2.  Please do never Cornish/Welsh.  The two should never be mentioned together like that.  We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.

Tre, Pol, and Pen, begin the names of Cornishmen, however, Pen also denotes those of a ''West of the Severn'' lineage.

(And the last pint of Watney's was drank in 1978 by a Geordie called ''Wacka'')

[Doktor Howl]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.

That's most of them.

Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)

1.  Not at all.  It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi.  There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently).  There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.

2.  Please do never Cornish/Welsh.  The two should never be mentioned together like that.  We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.

Tre, Pol, and Pen, begin the names of Cornishmen, however, Pen also denotes those of a ''West of the Severn'' lineage.

(And the last pint of Watney's was drank in 1978 by a Geordie called ''Wacka'')

1.  That's the wrong side of the family.  My nth-great-grandpappy warned his brother not to stick his dick in that shit, but he wouldn't listen.  We then tried to get them to change their name, but they were on the other side of the river, and we couldn't make it stick.

2.  Nonsense.  There's a shitty wannabe British pub in Chicago that sells that garbage.  You Brits haven't changed your ways, and you're fooling nobody.  You do that shit just to fuck with us, and combined with the nasty trick you pulled on us 200 years ago, your fucking day is coming.  Oh, yes. 

[BadBeast]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.

That's most of them.

Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)

1.  Not at all.  It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi.  There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently).  There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.

2.  Please do never Cornish/Welsh.  The two should never be mentioned together like that.  We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.

Tre, Pol, and Pen, begin the names of Cornishmen, however, Pen also denotes those of a ''West of the Severn'' lineage.

(And the last pint of Watney's was drank in 1978 by a Geordie called ''Wacka'')

1.  That's the wrong side of the family.  My nth-great-grandpappy warned his brother not to stick his dick in that shit, but he wouldn't listen.  We then tried to get them to change their name, but they were on the other side of the river, and we couldn't make it stick.

2.  Nonsense.  There's a shitty wannabe British pub in Chicago that sells that garbage.  You Brits haven't changed your ways, and you're fooling nobody.  You do that shit just to fuck with us, and combined with the nasty trick you pulled on us 200 years ago, your fucking day is coming.  Oh, yes. 

1. So it was your fault!

2. And you ''Septics'' bite, every time!

[BadBeast]

(Septic tanks = Yanks)

[Doktor Howl]

1. So it was your fault!

2. And you ''Septics'' bite, every time!

1.  Our family will fuck anything.  Sheep, cats, Welsh people, you name it.  We're sick.

2.  Sepps are good for that.  We're born suckers.  We still think we won the revolution.  In fact, some people think we "won" Iraq, though when asked what the prize was, they get all pissy.

[Doktor Howl]

(Septic tanks = Yanks)

I know that.  Damn.  You think I've never been heckled by British people before?

[East Coast Hustle]

I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.

Emo kids really really like being picked on though.  That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying.  I don't think Hipsters have that trait.

I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.